Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Cassette Tapes

You guys have heard Doc and I comment before about how the most random and bizarre things happen to us. Well here is a good example. the following story IS true. I will use our real names as it is essential for the story....


Shane (Doc) and I (Vin, The Mountain Cat) have always been into collecting music. Back in the day before CD burners and MP3, we both would make mixed cassette tapes of our favorite tunes. When we first became friends in Charlotte back in 1989, we would sometimes borrow each others music collection. I remember one particular time in school I lent Shane one of my Bad-Assed Mixed Tapes of popular tunes. I don’t recall what songs were on it, but trust me, if I made it, it was Bad-Assed!


Late morning on that Saturday, Shane and his father drove over to my house to hang out and meet my parents for the first time. They lived only a couple of miles from my house so it was convenient. Unfortunately, Shane’s mom could not come as she was running a yard sale at her home. My mom was out grocery shopping and running errands. So both our mom’s never ‘formally’ met. Shane and his dad relaxed on back porch for an hour or two and left after lunch. It was just a lazy sunny afternoon and I just relaxed around the house. My mom came home later that afternoon and called me to come to the kitchen.


‘Vin, I bought something for you’, my mom said, so I came downstairs. ‘I bought you a box of cassette tapes.’


I excitedly said thank you! I opened up the box to see about 10 various colored cassettes without their box covers.


As I rummaged though the box, one of the tapes looked very familiar.


‘Mom where did you get these tapes from?’, I asked.


‘From this woman having a yard sale near Old Concord Road for three dollars.’, she replied.


Old Concord Road?? Shane lives around there!’ At that time I pulled out one of the tapes and it was my Bad-Assed Mixed Tape!


‘Mom, this is my tape!’

Then I pulled out another tape that had ‘S. Little’ written on it (pictured below).



'Little? That’s Shane’s last name! Mom, these are Shane’s tapes! You bought these tapes from Shane’s mom!’



She essentially bought the tape that I lent to Shane for free!We were both in shock. What are the odds? This is just too surreal.


I called Shane to tell him this incredible series of events. At first he was amazed but then he got angry. Apparently, Shane had a box of stuff in his room that he wanted his mom to sell. However, she picked up the wrong box and sold his mixed tapes instead!


‘She didn’t sell what I wanted her to sell!!’, yelled Shane.


Later than evening after the drama died down, I listed to some of my new cassettes. One was an unmarked brown tape. I put it in the tape deck and pressed play. Then I heard Shane’s mom’s voice emanate from the tape reciting: ‘In the living room we have a one couch, two lamps, a radio, a TV, Encyclopedia Britannica…..’


What the heck?


The next morning I talked to Shane on the phone and asked him about the tape his mom made. He was still fuming over our moms’ transaction and said that his mom made that tape to record the inventory of their house possessions for insurance purposes just in case there was a fire. (Of course I didn’t ask why you would keep those tapes within a burning house. But that’s a question for another time).

‘Vin, can I have those tapes back please?', Shane asked.


‘No’, I said. ‘My mom bought me these fair and square.’ I may have returned the brown inventory tape only to his mom though.


To this day both our mom’s have not met each other.


Also to this day, Shane is still mad at me for not giving him his tapes back! I still have some of them. Ok, Shane, I will compromise, you can buy them off me for four dollars. What do you say? (I mean shouldn’t I make a profit?). Just kidding, Doc. In my defense I did burn several mixed CDs for Doc over the years to make up for it.


Epilogue:
My mom also bought this little porcelain trinket from Doc's mom that she still has:







- The Mountain Cat






Announcements

OK everyone... a couple of announcements. (don't you feel like you are back in High School listening to the intercom?)
-First, Thanks again to MickyT for the idea of Peachfest... This is now scheduled for May 20th at Noon (Eastern time) where we will play a special edition of Tuesday Word game and try to get 500+ comments. I am excited!
-Second, I consulted with one of my peeps about the t-shirts and got several good ideas that I think we will go with. The t-shirts will be of course for anyone who contributes. I originally had the idea of a contest for a slogan and I am still working on how to incorporate that. I think you all will like the t-shirts ... I am keeping them a secret though.
-Congrats again to Jahooni who became our 25,000th visitor yesterday evening. (No it's not a joke and we aren't trying to Punk you LOL) See the post below this one. We do have a presentation to make you you that is special and I think you will be very happy with it. It's the first of it's kind presentation from us here at YJKOBT. Presentation to take place tomorrow.
-Thanks again to everyone who contributed to Tuesday Word game yesterday, It was a really great addition. We got tons of great entries and as usual I laughed my butt off as usual and had a hard time deciding a winner because you guys are truly hilarious! There were many quality entries but after consulting with a few others and reading all your comments I have to agree that this comment by Mt. Cat was the funniest of the entries:

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Heather Mills' leg falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it scream for more money?

I am changing my previous position and officially saying that even though he is co-owner of this blog he can win the Peach. So here you go buddy:

-Along the lines of the 25,000th visitor we want to thank everyone who visited yesterday because we set records for total hits, visitors, and first time visitors yesterday. It was a big day.
-And finally if anyone can legitimately say that after hearing David Archuleta sing Sweet Caroline and America last night that he can sing well and should be the winner of Idol then I say that you are on crack... He was terrible and butchered BOTH of those songs. Blech...Terrible... (and for Apple)... Barf!

-Doc

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Ladies and Gents we have our 25,000th visitor !!

(Drumroll please) .... And it was..... Jahooni !! (yes really!)

Congrats for being our big time milestone visitor... We have something for you but I am not prepared because I thought it wouldn't happen until tomorrow !! We had a huge surge in visitors today (surely due to the excitement over the upcoming Peachfest) and that magical visitor was our good friend Jahooni... look for there to be an award presentation tomorrow or Thursday!

Yippee 25,000 visitors... thank you everyone for helping make us a success!! Next milestone 50,000 !!!!

-Doc

Tuesday Word Game 4/29

It's once again time for Tuesday Word Game and this week we visit the world of wacky science. According to this article women in Great Britain are getting the chance to eat chocolate for medical research. There are always serious but silly medical experiments going on so I wondered what other off the wall things people could do in the name of scientific research? Lets find out... Complete the following news article with something crazy or outlandish and of course funny that could be done in the name of science:

LONDON, England (CNN) -- Scientists in the UK are seeking 150 women to eat chocolate every day for a year in the cause of medical research.

The trial, at the University of East Anglia in Norwich, eastern England, will test whether a natural compound found in cocoa, the main ingredient of chocolate, could cut the risk of heart disease among women with diabetes.

A Belgian confectionist has created the special chocolate bar containing high levels of flavonoids -- a plant compound that has been shown to reduce heart risk factors -- to be used in the experiment.


The scientists also plan a research project to study if _________________ .

Get creative and answer as often as you like in a comment and the best answer wins a Peach tomorow morning.

-Doc

Dancing with the Stars--Week 7


Tonight was full of surprises! An injury, a fall from grace, fake butts and NFL Monday Night Football all in one show. What more could you ask for in entertainment?

Let's start with the biggest news of the night. Kristi is no longer in 1st place! I never thought it could happen. Apparently the judges really did not like her waltz. She made a good comeback though with the Cha-cha. Len still had his cane up his ass though and only gave it an 8 because he didn't like the Hip-Hop action of it. I thought is was great modern rendition.

I think the next biggest shocker was Marissa being tied for 2nd place. He Tango was very serious and passionate. The judges loved it. She seemed to loose a little bit of that passion in the rumba. It was still very romantic but could have used more sex appeal.

Cristian had an ok first dance but I was very excited to see him Samba. I wanted to see him break out the sexy latin God that is dwelling within. The dance started out pretty good but then something happened. It took a minute to figure it out that he was injured. It seems that he pulled or strained his arm muscle. I felt so bad for him because he was doing well. The judges only gave him a 21 which I felt was unfair.


Mario definately has a strong side and that is the Latin dances. He does much better when he can get jiggy with the moves. The Foxtrot was boring and was scored accordingly. However, the Mambo was pure sexy and Bruno said he had the Devil in his hips.



Shannon was a little stressed out last week. She kept getting chastised for not moving her hips enough. Well, this week she through that in Len's face...literally! She even went so far as to have a little butt padding built into her skirt. The judges really liked her Tango, they felt she put a lot of emotion into it. I felt it was a little pissy. The Mambo was ok, not spectacular but definately better than the past couple of weeks. I think if she had a taller partner she would have an easier time of it.


Last, but certainly not least, is Jason. His Quickstep was full of energy and lively. Had it not been for one little lift, it would have been a perfect score. But...it was the Pas a doble that got me tonight. This was by far the most fun, creative & interesting dance of the night. Who knew that you could dance to the Monday Night Football theme song? If you missed it last night, watch it here.

I was surprised by the way everyone stepped up to the plate this week. I expected to see a lot more gap between dancers. Sadly, I think the Star to go home tomorrow will be Cristian de la Feunte. Due to his injury I think it may be the best thing all around. It could be tight between him and Shannon though.

BTW--Can someone teach me how to upload YouTube vids to the blog? I can only see how to email them.


-As American as Apple Pie

Monday, April 28, 2008

The Birth of the Nickname Doc

OK, so Vin has been after me for months to tell the story about where my nickname came from so I figured it was time to share. Now don't get me wrong, its not as exciting or as creative at Mountain Cat but it will have to do. Now I could tell you as many people assume that the name came from one of my favorite movies "Tombstone" which featured a fantastic character named Doc Holiday, played by Val Kilmer. It would fit especially since I spent my college days hanging around with another of my best friends who is named Wyatt. But that's not how it actually happened so I better stick to the truth.

It all started (as everything does) with High School football. Now those of you who have been reading YJKOBT for awhile will remember that I was a super duper high school football hero years ago even if it was in my own mind. I suppose that every HS football player has that coach that they can't stand and who can't stand them. The coach who is always after you for even the slightest little thing. Well I certainly had such a coach and his name was "Coach O". He was my defensive backs coach and he was evil, mean spirited, and took great pleasure in torturing us daily. Even the head coach didn't like him and thought he was too hard on us. This guy was so mean that he wouldn't die, hell he was even bullet proof. This was proven my junior year when he was actually shot on the sidelines during a game but somehow survived to continue torturing us. He didn't even miss practice the following Monday after being let out of the hospital because he would have missed torturing us too much. If anything getting shot only made him meaner. Ask Vin if you don't believe me.

One day during football practice Coach O had the defensive backs including me run a specific coverage known as cover 2 during a drill against the first team offense where I ran the cover 2 and the rest of my teammates ran man-to-man coverage and of course the offense scored on us because of the busted coverage. Coach O was pissed off. He started screaming and yelling at me for being in the wrong place and allowing the offense to score. Well no one ever stood up to Coach O but this time he had gone to far. I was the only one who was in the right coverage and the other guys had run the coverage wrong but here I was getting yelled at. I snapped. I broke the cardinal rule, committed the big no-no and ripped of my helmet and yelled right back at Coach O that I WAS in the right coverage because he had called for "cover2" and my responsibility as free safety was the deep half. He paused surly about ready to rip my head off of my shoulders and drop kick it out of the stadium for daring to question him. It was one of those moments where time stops for an instant. You could have heard a pin drop. Someone had yelled back at Coach O. Uh oh... I was certainly in for it but something else happened instead.

All of a sudden Coach O whirled around almost seeming to be in slow motion and began pointing at the strong safety and cornerback. "He's right, he's right, you guys were all in the wrong place... He may not be the fastest thing on the field but he is a freaking genius, he is gonna be a doctor someday and all of you are going to be working for him!!" he chastised the other players mercilessly. Needless to say this new revelation from Coach O didn't go over too well with my more talented but less cerebral teammates who were now being berated double over the busted play when they thought they were in the clear. Good grief I heard mimicking of Coach O in the locker room the rest of the year. "He's gonna be a doctor. Ooooooh He's gonna be a doctor. You guys are gonna work for him" Yeesh I got sick of it them calling me Doc or Doctor over and over... However it was far better than what they had been calling me prior to that day which was Flash. Named after Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane's dog from the show "Dukes of Hazzard" so when they asked me in college what my nickname was in high school I chose to tell them Doc instead of Flash... It just kind of stuck. If you got a chance to pick you would done the same thing.

-Doc

Weekly Poll 4/28

Happy Monday everyone... Welcome to another week here a YJKOBT. It's going to be a big week for sure because sometime in the next 3 days we are going to welcome our 25,000th visitor! Keep checking back because I am going to do my best to make the announcement as soon as it happens. (unless of course it's in the middle of the night or something)

Last weeks poll clearly showed that you folks think that Krisit Yamaguchi is going to win Dancing with the stars this season. Not much competition there but I figured that since we are down to five on American Idol I would ask who you think is going to win that competition? Will it be one of the Davids or perhaps the babbling Brooke? Can that dredlock wearing Jason fumble his way to the title or perhaps it will be Syesha? You decide and vote. The poll closes Sunday night and of course any discussion on the topic is welcomed too.


-Doc

Sunday, April 27, 2008

The Lion Goes Down Under

My favorite comment on my Friday's Top Ten New Stories Goes for 2013 is from our Australian blogster Lesley who wrote this off the wall rant:

As for Aussie predictions.. Cricket will cease to exist and so will football because of cruelty to animals, no more throwing the "pig skin" around. Every Cricket player will have joined the elite Heavy Metal Band and all have singles out with the word sport mentioned in every second verse.Milk will be good for you, but then scientist will say it's bad for you, then good ,then bad, same thing goes with water.. Oh, hang on that's happening already.We will start an Aussie Wood to compete with Dolly Wood.Our Prime Minister will have a punch-up with the queen so that there is no queen and we become a republic.And there's more but since you have probably not laughed at any of this I will quit while I'm ahead.Luv Ya...Lesley

Lesley therefore you win a....
I couldn't find a horny kangaroo so I hope this will do Lesley? Please visit her blog at Lesley's Life & Other Happenings. Great work Lesley as well as everyone else!

- The Mountain Cat

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Happy Saturday...Payback IS a Bitch!

Even though he said he knew what was coming, I don't think Doc expected this:


A big THANKS along with some smoochie goes to Leighann for putting this together.



Enjoy your weekend!



-As American as Apple Pie

Friday, April 25, 2008

Mountain Cat to the Future!

Wouldn't you like to know what the future holds for us? Well I'm going to play the soothsayer on this Friday. What will be the hot topics 5 years from now? Hmmmm????

The Top Ten New Stories for 2013......

10. A new study confirms that exercising causes cancer. McDonalds hamburgers are recommended announced the FDA.

9. Howie Mandell joins UN mission for peace. To pound hands with Iran on Monday.

8. First lady Britney Spears Obama and Sister Mary Paris Hilton-EconoLodge to console devastated Beverly Hills residences as a local shopping mall is torn down.

7. Pulitzer Prize winning bloggers Doc & Mountain Cat to open their You Go Ahead and Keep on Believing That Slip and Slide Water Park at the Six Flags Carowinds in Charlotte, North Carolina.

6. Will Ferrell is tops at the box office this year for his films 'Blades of Glory 3', 'Ricky Bobby 4' and 'Script-less Movie Where Will Ferrell Yells A Lot'.

5. The Chicago Cubs win their 5th consecutive World Series title.

4. Hillary Swank wins her third Oscar for her role in the film 'Butch'.

3. NASA has announced that Daisy the sheep becomes the first cloned animal to be eaten in space.

2. 'Tonight on TMZ; Miley Cyrus: Bankrupt, alone, mother of two and pregnant again. Will she be able to kick her cocaine habit? Plus an exclusive live interview with her father Billy Ray Cyrus from his Folsom Prison cell about the murders of all his daughters boyfriends. His acky-breaky story after the Simpsons.'

And the # 1 New Story from 2013 is....

1. Members of the bands Green Day, U2, Blink 182, Hanson, New Kids on the Block, Beastie Boys, Counting Crows, Black Crowes, Audioslave, Metallica, Dave Matthews Band, R.E.M. and Linkin Park all die of drug overdoses this past year. The Rolling Stones will play a memorial concert on their behalf announced Mick, Keith, Bill and Ron. (Long Live The Rolling Stones!)


Anyone else have any predictions?
Happy Friday.

- The Mountain Cat

Be careful where you gesture

I read this news story and just had to share it because I want to save my friends from getting tossed in the slammer. It seems that a poor old lawyer got sent to jail for 90 days because he showed his annoyance at an argument that was being made with a simple but effective gesture that we all have made at one time or another:

AUSTIN, Texas - A flick of the wrist has landed an Austin lawyer in jail for contempt of court. A judge sentenced defense attorney Adam Reposa to 90 days in jail on Tuesday for making a lewd gesture and simulating masturbation while standing before a County Court-at-Law judge in March.
At a contempt hearing Monday, Judge Jan Breland said Reposa, 33, rolled his eyes and looked at her while motioning with his right hand. Reposa said the gesture came from near his hip and was aimed at a prosecutor while discussing plea negotiations in a drunken driving case.

Now who among us can say that we aren't guilty of the same crime as Mr. Reposa? Just a word to the wise to watch out where you make this fabulous gesture because you to could spend the next three months in jail for this horrendous crime.

I can hear the jailhouse conversation now,
"Uhh, what are you in for?"
"Murder, you?"
"Rolling my eyes and fake whacking off in front of the judge"
"DAAAAYUM you ARE a hard core gangsta, now get over here and toss my salad"

Have fun in jail Mr. Reposa. Now I am just doing my job and trying to help out my friends but how freaking crazy is that story?

-Doc

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Thursday Random Thoughts 4/24

-Stuff I have been thinking about:

-I saw a clip this past weekend that was hilarious. Bill Mahr said something like this: Now I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist but does anyone find it odd that President Bush is an oilman and during his presidency the price of oil has tripled? Now I am not saying anything but if Colonel Sanders was President and the price of chicken had tripled people would think something was up.

-No way that Carly Smithson should be gone from American Idol after the results last night. She is way better that most of the singers left on there and I am about at the point where someone needs to do a Nancy on David Archuletta. I can't stand that little no talent overacting fake-ass kid. Mr "Stage Dad" Archuletta if you read this and take umbrage, please feel free to e-mail me. I have some words of wisdom for you too.

-It wouldn't surprise me one bit if Amy Winehouse doesn't live to see 2009 after the recent pictures I saw of her... Let that be a little Public Service Announcement for y'all... Heroin kills kiddies.

-While I am tossing out PSAs how about this oldie but goodie: Never trust a big butt and a smile.

-I read the other day that this past weekend was the annual "BeatBox" convention called Boxcon08. I bet that would be fun to watch on TV. However I am not sure I would want to be there in person because there sure would be a lot of spit flying around.

-I never EVER thought I would say this but I think that I might like ground turkey better than ground beef in spaghetti sauce.

-In my entire life I had only been to one "Petting Zoo." However in the past year since my son has been born I have already been to two and on Saturday I will be going to another when my in laws are in town. Who knew how having a child would change my life in this particular odd way? I now LOVE petting zoos!

-OK that AT&T "Go Phone" commercial that I wrote about last week with Meatloaf and Tiffany has gone from just being annoying to being the worst ad ever seen on TV. And it's everywhere.

-Don't believe that well worn cliche because I am here to tell you folks, There ARE dumb questions.

-Here is a concert for you on May 3 in Charlotte NC. Here is the lineup: Kid Rock, Reverend Run, and Peter Wolf (J.Geils Band) Now who in the heck thought it would be a good idea to put those three together for a tour?

-FYI... as long as things stay the way they are YJKOBT should get it's 25,000th visitor sometime next Wednesday or Thursday.

-Interesting search note of the week. Someone from the state government of Delaware found our blog by searching "Rejected McCain campaign slogans" That post still gets tons of hits all the time. I think that one is going to end up in the "Hall of Fame"

-You could have had my whole life savings if you had bet me that my buddy MickyT would have northern accent. I guess I figured that he would sound more like he was from Tennessee and not like he was from Boston! Anyway I spoke with him the other day because (how scary is this) Mic and I might actually be related. We share a family name that is not commonly spelled the way ours is and we tried in a vain attempt to see if we were distant cousins or something. We still aren't sure... Small world huh?

-Doc

Even More TBATHOM! 4/24

- I really think Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barrack Hussein Obama should both really shut the fuck up. Seriously democrats, pick one already!

- I like the word pentameter. I do not use use it regularly. I will start to: 'Her odd pentameter turned me off so I never called her again.' Probably the wrong use of the word but I am practicing.

- I saw a woman with pink high healed FMP sneakers. They looked kinda sexy.

- Bad karma: A few weeks ago at the Port Authority I bumped into a woman by accident. It was equally her fault but we both yelled at each other. I should have just said I was sorry.

- Good karma: I rush to a seat in a crowded PATH train but gave up my seat to a woman with her infant child. It made me feel good to stand.

- Conversation you will never hear: ‘Yeah I agree. Even his mother things she raised an asshole.’

- Yesterday I met this really beautiful woman but she didn’t look into me. But I asked her her name anyway. She said ‘Fuck off’. Then I asked her ‘Is that Russian?’

- *Cough* Ok I'm empty now. - The Mountain Cat

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Things bouncing around this head of mine. 4/23/2008


- I just found out what Rickrolled means. Apparently this new term was coined on this past April Fools Day.
Rickrolling, per Urbandictionary.com means:
'To post a misleading link with a subject that promises to be exciting or interesting, e.g. "Yankee highlights" or "Paris Hilton blows Busta Rhymes" but actually turns out to be the video for Rick Astley's debut single, "Never Gonna Give You Up". A variant on the duckroll. Allegedly hilarious.' Example video: Brad Pitt naked.

- My ears were stuffed up for some reason recently so I went to a professional Otolaryngologist. The doctor noticed that Madam Tussaud had taken up residence in my ear cancel. He removed her and now I hear great! It is a religious experience and everyone should get it professionally done. However, I now hear TOO well. The last time I got my ear cleaned was in 1995 when I lived in the quite mountain town of Boone, NC. Now I live in Manhattan; the noisiest place in the world. But it still feels better than it did before so should not complain.

- In grammar school we used to say 'You think you're hot shit in a wine glass but you really are just cold diarrhea in a paper cup!' Consider yourself dissed! UGH!

- Someday I want to start a radio station that will play every song ever made in alphabetical order. Wouldn't that be cool?

- Someday I want to write a daytime soap opera and call it As the Freudian Slips. It would go something like this: 'Janet, I just love your breast...ah...I mean dress'. That is the only idea I have so it probably would not last past the pilot.

- Why is it that Ozzy Osborne is one of the rare rock stars where I can understand every word he is singing but I can't understand a single word he says when he talks in a regular conversation. I guess it is one of those unexplained oddities of the world like how it is aerodynamically impossible for a bumble bee to fly with wings smaller than their bodies yet somehow they do. Or how Ric Ocasek got Paulina Porizkova....I guess it is just one of those bizarre unknown anomolies of the world ....Ok I've gone off on a tangent....I forgot what my original point was....

- When I was 9 years old my grandmother was baby sitting me one evening and she was watching a horror film on TV. Then she fell asleep and left me all alone watching this movie that scared the shit out of me! I do not remember the title of the movie. All I remember from the film is a darken room with a fireplace where an old woman said to someone 'It is Carlos! They burnt him to a crisp. Feed him to the dogs.' Then that someone opened up a backdoor where he dropped a big garbage bag with the dead body inside of it next to some Rottweilers. I cannot for the life of me find out the name of that movie. I thought it was Burnt Offerings but then I bought the DVD. It wasn't the film. Now I ordered online the original Omen movie with Gregory Peck. I don't that is it either but we shall see. If anyone knows what this movie is, please please let me know!

- One of my biggest pet peeves is when I am walking down the street or in a mall and someone walks next to me coughs really loud. Spppeeewww dude or dudette! Please do that in a bathroom. This happens to me all the time. Ugh, I hate it.

- Another big walking pet peeve of mine is when I am walking down the street or in a mall and I see someone standing to the left or right ahead of the straight line I am walking. 9 times out of 10 I can predict that this dude or dudette will walk right into me. Sure enough, when I get within less then a foot of that person, he or she doesn't even look at bumps into me or I have to swerve and miss bumping them! Sppppeeewwww man or wo-man, watch where you are going! It happens to me constantly like I was a magnet or something.

- OK for all you National Hockey League fans and broadcasters, there is only one Stanley Cup! Not pluralcy. Please stop saying something like 'Mark Messiah has won six Stanley Cups'. Wrong, wrong, wrong! The correct phraseology is 'Mark Messiah has won the Stanley Cup six times' or 'Mark Messiah has won six Stanley Cup Championships.' Please? Thank you.

- I see on IMDB.com that Viggo Mortensen is starring as Edgar Allen Poe in a film biopic. Sylvester Stallone is the director of all people! So that inspired me to come up with a Friday's Top Ten List of Unreleased Edgar Allen Poe Stories. However I could not think of too many as it was really hard and I did not want to torture you all to come up with funny comments. I did think of the following; 'The Tell-Tale Elbow'. 'Winnie the Poe & other Children Stories'; 'Nevermore: The Raven Cookbook'. 'Opium for Dummies' .... I dare you to come up with another one.

- I work at the same office for 10 years in fancy midtown Manhattan. My office is near all these glamorous stores. Gucci, Prada, Salvatore Ferragamo, Fendi, etc. I have gone into all these stores a total of zero times in 10 years.I just can't afford their prices so why even browse?

- The cheapest ticket I found online for the final game ever at Yankee Stadium on September 21st is $268. Should I buy it?

- I wonder if there is a woman in the world named Fallopia?

- The best gift I got for my birthday was a re-gift. At my birthday party, my friend Walter handed me a gift bag with an opened metal box of Curve Cologne, Ode de Toilette and Body Wash. The bottles were not opened though. As he handed me the bag he said 'Happy birthday. I got this gift from someone else a while ago but I never used it. It was at the back of my draw. Enjoy.' Well hell! I didn't even expect a gift from him but I love the smell of Curve! Plus I saw this same gift tin box at Macy's it is a $75 value! Wow thank you Walter!

- Once a month or so I order Chinese food from a place near my office that I have always called 'East-Ocean Dragon'. Well I walked past there today and noticed it is only called 'East-Ocean'. How did I add Dragon to the name??

- There are a lot of bus advertisements for the new film called Baby Mama staring Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. However, they have airbrushed away the scar off Tina Fey's left cheek in the ad. Why?? Everyone knows Tina Fay has that scar. So why airbrush it out? I wonder how she feels about it?

- Speaking of Tina Fey, she is still my Top Five List of Women I Wish to Marry Someday. My new list consists of Eva Green, Danica Patrick, Leah Remini, Tina Fey, Katherine Heigl. It is also the first time Alyssa Milano has not been on my list since before she became a character on Melrose Place. I have finally given up on her.

- Finally, my co-worker Leap O'Faith, who sits right behind me, plays her radio every day and listens to the Top 40 stations. Everyday I have to hear that new annoying John Mayer song 'Say' where he repeats 50 times 'Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. Say what you....AHHHHH!!! Shut that bloody radio off!!!!!

- The Mountain Cat

Simple Pleasures

Since last week really seemed to be a downer, I thought I should turn the tables this week and talk about the things in life that give me joy.


1. Running--I know, to some this may seem crazy, but I love the feeling I have after I run. Actually, I even like the feeling when I'm running...once I get in a couple miles. Running allows me to clear my head and pound the stress out. It keeps me grounded. Plus, after running 6 or more miles, I can eat whatever I want!

2. Bonfires--I'm a little bit of a pyromaniac but I love fire. It is so mesmerizing! And the warmth is awesome! There is something so simplistic about staring into the flames that brings a sense of contentment and peace.

3. Coffee--you had to know this was coming! Sometimes the best thing ever is to curl up with a Cup-a-joe and a blankie.

4. Really good food--it doesn't take much to make me happy.



5. Good friends--good friends are hard to come by so when they do, you must never take them for granted, b/c when they're gone, it's heartbreaking.

6. Breathing--as Lulita reminded me last week, BREATHE! It does wonders for calming your soul. Also, one of the best things is when you've had a cold and that first moment you can take a full breath.

7. Music--music has the power to evoke many emotions. Whatever mood I'm in, I'm certain to find a song that suits. I always tell my husband that if I'm even in a coma, all he needs to do to get me out is to play some music. A little AC/CD "Back in Black should do the trick!

8. Napping--kids just don't get how great this is. One of my favorite things is napping...probably b/c I never have the chance.

9. Reading--I love getting lost in a good book. For me, the storyline will actually play out in my head like a movie. So it's like a twofur.

10. Orgasms--I may have passed the PG-13 rating Doc likes to keep on this one but it HAS to go on the list. You really don't appreciate how good they are, and what they can do for you, until you don't have any for a while. THAT is the defintion of Simple Pleasure.

Have a Simple Day!
-As American as Apple Pie

Tuesday Word Game Winner

Tuesday word game was awesome as always yesterday. Yesterday we learned a lot... and hopefully the DEA wasn't reading or they might have learned a thing or two as well.

It's tough picking a winner because they are all great but I did narrow the field and after a re-read I was able to pick one out. This week the peach is going to the guy who I call The "hardest working man in the blogosphere" MickyT who writes MalihiniTennessee and who I might be related too... (more on that at a later time) for this classic wrap up of all things YJKOBT:

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a jello mold of a hollow leg presented by Jennifer Willbanks to Al Pacino on the opening night of NBC's new weekly show,"Just keep on believing that."

Congrats Mic. Come and get your peach and the rest of you guys need to check out all the dadgum projects MickyT is working on over at his blog if you haven't already:


Thanks again to everyone for playing and we will of course play again next week !!

-Doc

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 4/22

I really missed you guys the past few days. I was out of the office on Friday volunteering and yesterday I was home with my son having "Daddy Day." It was fun but I did miss you guys. Anyway I am back and of course today is Tuesday and you know what that means kiddies??? YEP, you got it..... Tuesday Word Game !!!

For this week's word game we head to the great state of Arkansas. According to this article Arkansas apparently has some sheer geniuses for drug dealers. Or at least some hungry ones. Because this particular MENSA member hid his pot inside a box of fried chicken as if no drug dog would smell it there? Anyway this got me to thinking about some other interesting places that drugs could be hidden and I came up with the following for today's game:

MAGNOLIA, Ark. - Police in Magnolia, Ark., say it wasn't the fried chicken in Savalas Vantoli Stewart's car that gave off a funky smell.
Instead, officers who pulled over Stewart on Friday night say they found a side dish of marijuana hidden in a recently purchased box of chicken.
Police say officers smelled marijuana coming from the car and found it after Stewart consented to a search.


Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was _______________.

Give us an idea of your interesting (and funny) drug hiding places. Make as many comments with suggestions that you would like and as always the funniest wins the Peach. Oh and I also want to see if anyone can guess the first thing that came to my mind as a hiding place that someone might suggest. (based on my knowledge of how you guys think)

-Doc

Dancing with the Stars--Week 6


This week is the beginning of when the dancers have to learn 2 dances each week. This week the second dance was a group dance that Doc would have loved! The music was "Cotton-Eye Joe" but not once did I see the silly move that Doc sports in the slideshow at the bottom of the blog! :) I always like the group dance because it is really fun and the dancers get to try out lifts for the first time. Next week the judges will be judging both dances that the Stars do.

I think my favorite couple to watch are Shannon and Derek. They have such chemistry that I'm just rooting for them to keep coming back so I can watch their relationship develop. Shannon's rumba was very sensual and told a great story but she still has problems getting her hips to move. Perhaps a good romp in the sack with Derek is the best learning method?

I think the time has come for Marlee to go home. She has been struggling for a few weeks and just doesn't have the capability to acheive the level that the other dancers have. This is not due to ability but due to her deafness. Counting steps can only get you so far. At some point you have to be able to hear the music and the beat to move with it. Her mambo was quite jerky and looked like a struggle for the entirety.

Jason and Edyta are another couple that have great chemistry. The past 2 weeks he has been good but seems to let Edyta have the show, which is entertaining but does not show what he can do. He tried to take more of a role this week but got caught up in the counting and steps and forgot to immerse himself in the dance.

Cristian's foxtrot was fun to watch. I really like the sense of time that the foxtrot evokes. It makes me think of Big Band music when dancing is what people went out and did on a date. I wish I had been a part of that era. Cheryl's big pink feathery things were distracting and annoying though.

She finally did it! Kristi scored a 30 for the jive! I was really looking forward to a fast & high energy dance for her to see if she could pull it off. Carrie Ann gave it a "Hell, Yeah!" Len and Bruno echoed her sentiments and all agreed it was their favorite dance of the season. The heat is on for the others to bring in 30s too.

Marissa and Tony had a great waltz. It was graceful and elegant. Marissa even did a "Death Spiral" which, even though not as good as Priscilla's early in the season, was still impressive. She has been able to pull her score up above Shannon's now.

"Let's get it on", yes, LET's Mario! Ooo, baby, Mario's rumba was hot! Stuffy Len said it was too raunchy but Carrie Ann declared it better than sex. It was good enough to keep him in the number 2 spot this week.

I think next week will be tough to figure out who is going to leave next. It's the week that separates the men from the boys. My pick for this week is Marlee.

-As American as Apple Pie

And a Happy Tuesday to ya...

Stewie,
Be nice.
The Mountain Cat

Monday, April 21, 2008

Beatles Trivia

After the Beatles broke up in 1969, what group did George Harrison say ‘continued the spirit of the Beatles’?

Hint: It is slightly a trick question but think of a ‘group’ that was big in England at that time.
I am afraid of giving more of a hint or else I might give it away….

And don’t look up the answer!!! No cheating!!!

Happy Monday.

- The Mountain Cat

Weekly Poll--DWTS


The competition is really starting to heat up. The stars are pulling out all the stops and putting in all out on the line. Let's get a little healthy competition going here. It's time to make your guesses.

Who will win Season 6 of Dancing with the Stars? Not only does the winner receive the coveted Mirrored Disco Ball but they also get to guest star as the "Mystery Dancer" on "Live! with Regis and Kelly". (I'm just kidding about that.) BUT...there could be something in it for those of you who's guesses turn out to be right in a few weeks. ;p

Vote early and tune in to ABC tonight @8pm to watch the remaining 7 Stars get their groove on. Also, tonight is the much anticipated "group dance"!



-As American as Apple Pie

Sunday, April 20, 2008

The Pope Got Knight-ed

The winner for my favorite comment on my Top Ten Things Pope Benedict XVI Wants to Accomplish on His Trip To America goes to Knight for her comment…..

Bless the Times Square vendor's hot dog water into holy water. Mmmmm Holy Hot Dogs.

For those of you who live in New York like Knight and I know that the vendor’shot dog water definitely needs to be blessed! Very funny Knight!

Therefore, Knight you win a Lion Kiss! Congrats!


Please stop by Knight’s blog page at: Knight's Knacht-Up Ramblings.

Hope you all are having a great weekend.

- The Mountain Cat

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Happy Saturday

I hope ya'll have a great weekend:


...and I hope Apple likes her motivational poster.

-Doc

Friday, April 18, 2008

I Hope for Pope Soap on a Rope?? Ahhh, Nope!



Pope Benedict XVI is in Manhattan as we speak. I will try to get a glimpse of him when he stops by St. Patrick's Cathedral this afternoon. But since midtown is on such a lock down, I doubt I will get to see him.


Any who, I wonder what he wants to accomplish while he is here?
Hmmmm??

The Top Ten Things Pope Benedict XVI Wants to Accomplish on His Trip To America.....

10. Change the Catholic mass celebratory wine and wafer to beer and wienerschnitzel (Well he is German).

9. Make that red Pope hat fashionable.

8. Buy knock off Gucci wallets and sunglasses from a street corner 'salesman'.

7. To promote the manufacturing of his Pope Mobile which has 40 MPG on the street, 50 MPG on the highway.

6. Exercise the Chicago Cubs 100 year curse of not winning the World Series.

5. Go to a New York Ranger playoff game and yell 'Potvin Sucks!'

4. Take the Sex & the City bus tour.

3. At mass at St. Patrick Cathedral, tell the crowd that Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code will replace the King James Bible. Cough. Then laugh. Then yell 'Fool you!'

2. Go out 'clubbing' with Jenna Bush and her friends.

And the #1 Thing that Pope Benedict XVI Wants to Accomplish on His Trip To America....

1. Make Oprah kiss his feet.

Any other warped ideas folks to compete for my Lion Award??? Happy Friday.

- The Mountain Cat

(Disclaimer: I truly love my Pope and I have a very strong faith in God. I hope they both know this blog is purely satire. Amen).

Drowning in a sea


Ugh! I feel like I'm drowning in a a sea of expectations. I'm feeling a little overwhelmed right now with all the changes that need to take place, both at home and work. I know I need to make a list and prioritize and put together steps but even doing that feels daunting.
So what happens? I remove myself from the situation with something mundane and fun, like shopping or reading or blogging. I procrastinate until the last minute and then it's even more stressful.

For the most part, my life is pretty good right now. Finances are slowly coming back together, tax season is over, youth are behaving themselves, spring is here. Why do I still feel this way? I think I need a vacation...oh wait, I just had one. Besides self-medicating with vodka, shopping and chocolate, does anyone else have any suggestions?


-As American as Apple Pie

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Thursday Random Thoughts 4/17

Stuff I have been thinking about:

-I heard on the radio last week that the last dogs to get adopted out of animal shelters are large black dogs. This is primarily due to people psychological reflex of being afraid of them no matter mild their temperament. Hmmmm our dog better start acting right because if we send him to the pound ain't nobody ever gonna adopt him...

-I saw the most disturbing commercial this past weekend. It was an AT&T ad for the "go phone" which featured Meatloaf and this teenager singing back and forth to each other. It was downright scary. Has anyone else seen this commercial? Please back me up on this.

-Hey guys, if you want your wife to think you are a hero and brag to all her friends what a great husband you are I figured out the trick this past past weekend. Here is all you have to do. Find a silent auction where you can outbid her boss for an authentic Coach pocketbook so she gets the bag and also can pick on her boss about it. I promise you from experience it will work. (Plus I saved about $200 over regular price)

-Tomorrow I am going with my work to volunteer at the Second Harvest Foodbank helping to sort and package donated food that goes to food shelters and soup kitchens. It's a great way to volunteer and give something back to the community. I want to thank my company as well for letting my whole department do this on company time and encourage each of you to volunteer your time to help others. If you get a chance you really should volunteer. It's good for you.

-I wonder who the first person was who allowed someone to shoot a laser beam into their eye?

-I can't stand okra... Yuck!

-The other day I actually had someone e-mail me a report saying their kids were watching Yo Gabba Gabba. (and I am not making that up just to work it into a post)

- Next Monday I am taking the day off to spend it with my son... It's Daddy's day off with the boy. YAY I am really looking forward to it !!!

- Did anyone see Hillary do a shot last weekend? She actually did a shot of Crown Royal. Now I like Crown but it's not exactly like it's "shot" material. Come on Hillary... step out there and knock back some Jagermeister or Rumplemintz...or better yet. how about a "cement mixer." LOL, I am sure some of y'all know what I am talking about. The gentlemen pictured to the left just drank a cement mixer.

-If you are in the Charlotte NC area try listening to the Candy and Potter Show from 12-2 pm weekdays on 107.9 The Link. They are a husband and wife team who are really hilarious together. They have these phone scams that they do where they will call people and really mess with them. Funny stuff, Plus the radio station seems to be in the process of a format change and their music has gotten better.

-Interesting search note of the week: Someone from Indonesia (Baja Auto Limited) found our blog by searching the terms "Special Massage Jakarta"

-The guy who buried a Boston Red Sox jersey at the new Yankee Stadium is dumb. They guys who actually jackhammered it out and made a big deal out of it are even dumber.

-Doc

Good morning!

Enjoy the Recession.


- The Mountain Cat

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Things that Annoy Me

I've been thinking about this a lot lately and felt the need to purge it from my system so here you go:

1. People who don't use their blinkers--what am I, psychic?

2. People who don't drive at least 5 miles over the speed limit--get out of my way! No, the police are not going to stop you for going less than 7 miles over. I have this on good authority.

3. Stupid people--I suppose I need to define this for you. Basically anyone who doesn't use common sense or asks obvious questions. Stop wasting my time.

4. Mean people--Why? Is your self-esteem that low? Suck it up and be nice!

5. People who spread rumors/talk behind others backs--If you have something to say to me/about me, please have the balls to say it to my face. I promise I won't punch you...probably.

6. People who quit when they don't get their way--"I didn't get to play the game I wanted so I'm taking my ball and going home". How old are you?

7. People who complain they're overweight--put down the Big Mac and fries and do something about it.

8. People who fart and then blame it on someone else--we know it was you, just own up to it already!

9. Negativity--I think the world would be a much better place if we were all a little more positive. We'd for sure be happier!

10. Diplomacy--why can't we just say what we mean? Why use 12 words when 2 will do?

Whew! I feel MUCH better. Thanks for listening. I'll return the favor if you comment with your own annoyances.

-As American as Apple Pie

Upcoming Milestone

Here at You Just Keep On Believing That we love to celebrate milestones. We celebrated a few months ago when Single in The City became our 10,000th visitor. Due to huge growth (thanks to you guys our frikkin' fantastic readers) we are quickly approaching another milestone. Sometime in the next two weeks (barring something out of the ordinary) YJKOBT will celebrate it's 25,000th visitor. I will do my best to authenticate who this person is and of course we will show our appreciation with a token of our gratitude.

Keep on reading....We'll write more (You never know, it might even be funny)


-Doc

Tuesday Word Game Winner

Thank you to everyone who participated in Tuesday word game. Great responses as always. Over 100 comments again but I had to pick out just one... It was tough but the one that made me giggle the most when I first read it came from Bina who writes Just Another Day . Thanks to Bina (Now a two time Peach award winner) for this gem from yesterday's game:

This is an outage, Indonesia's State Minister for Equal Vajayjay Rights (sic)



For some reason the word Vajayjay is just funny to me. Thanks again everyone. We will play again next Tuesday!

-Doc

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 4/15

This week we are heading to the other side of the world for Tuesday word game. The article this week's game comes from is interesting to say the least. Apparently the massage parlor industry in Jakarta is so out of control that they have to padlock the pants of the masseuses to keep them from prostitution. I think that sounds pretty severe and I wonder who has the key? But I digress.

While that is pretty funny in and of itself what I find most odd is the government minister who is quoted in the article. I am not making this up, Indonesia actually has a State Minister for Women's Empowerment. What the hell?? I wonder what exactly is is this person does all day? I guess looking for different ways to empower women and checking up on the hookers in the massage parlors.

Reading that got me to wondering what other kind of odd government ministries they have in Indonesia? Let's make a few up. Complete the news article with an interesting (and funny) government ministry job this government may have and the best wins a peach.

JAKARTA (Reuters) - A bid by a local government in Indonesia's East Java province to curb prostitution by asking masseuses to wear a padlock on their pants was an insult, a newspaper quoted the minister for women's empowerment as saying.

The recently implemented policy in the tourist area of Batu was misguided, State Minister for Women's Empowerment Meuthia Hatta told the Jakarta Post on Thursday.

"It is not the right way to prevent promiscuity. It insults women as if they are the ones in the wrong," Hatta said.

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for _______________ .

Good luck and of course enter often.

-Doc

Dancing with the Stars--Week 5

Tonight was "Latin night" on the dancefloor. The couples were either doing the Samba or the Rumba. Both are fun to watch. It was also "open shirt" night which is my favorite night of the season. This week I actually missed almost all of the dances due to a meeting. However, my wonderful hubby took great notes for me so here is the rundown according to him. He missed Mario so someone should chime in with their thoughts on that one.

Priscilla Presley has fallen from grace. I almost feel like singing "Ding Dong the witch is dead" but that would be ugly. She did get the lowest scores from the judges and the little snipet that I saw in the recap was boring.

Ooo, how I wish I had seen Marissa's samba. I love the samba with its energy and shaking. I especially wish I had seen more of Tony's chest. I likey-likey! Marissa was wearing my favorite color and did a great job with the routine. She is climbing the chart and left the night with the 3rd highest score.

The judges felt that Cristian's rumba was not erotic enough. He has turned out to be a big disappointment for me. He doesn't have much of that Latino sexiness I was hoping for. It's a little more like village idiot. I don't think he'll be around much longer.

Poor Marlee, I think her time may have come. She was very off on her rhythm most of the routine. I can imagine the Samba must be very hard for a deaf person because so much of it is based on beat and feeling the music. She did give it all her heart though.

Once again, Kristi proved she is a force to be reckoned with. She took what the judges said about only having one side and turned it upside-down! Starting out all prim & proper and turning into a loose & wild woman was facinating to watch. She also captured the only 10s of the night.

Shannon has really had a rough go of it these past 2 weeks. First Derek hurts his neck, then he has food poisoning. Can't a guy get a break? I think they did well taking all the into consideration. However, I was surprised to see that Shannon had trouble getting her hips to move.

Ahhhhh...Jason & Edyta. Their dance was like foreplay. In fact, was it just me or did anyone else think it looked like Jason had a boner throughout the dance? Of course, who could blame him with a partner like that? Those moves were smooth as silk. I could watch them all night.

Once again, thank you to hubby for helping out tonight. My picks for elimination this week are Priscilla or Marlee. Hard to decide which one without having actually watched their dances. Tune in tonight at 9pm EST to find out for sure.

-As American as Apple Pie

Monday, April 14, 2008

A Beatles Memory

My dear cousin Pat who is a regular commentor on this webblog would like to share with us the following hilarious story. Enjoy:

Quite a few years ago my husband and I were comp-ed tickets for Ringo Star and his All-star Band at Caesar's in Atlantic City. Members of the All-star Band included, Billy Preston, Mark Farner (Grand Funk), John Ethwistle (The Who), Randy Bachman (BTO), Felix Cavalieri (The Rascals) and Zach Starky on drums (Ringo's son).

This concert was very special to my husband because he is Grand Funk Railroads biggest fan and seeing Mark Farner in a small venue like A.C. was going to be great.

When we arrived they seated us on the first table next to the stage. What a rush to know some of our music Idols would be within reach. Now it’s time for the show to start and the crowd is going crazy and out comes each member being introduced by Ringo Star himself. A Beatle standing right in front of me, I could touch his shoes…I was so excited.

Every artist did solos from some of their greatest hits…Randy Bachman whose position on stage, playing in the band, was right in front of me. He sang “Taking care of Business” and “No Sugar Tonight”.

He was great, but he kept staring at me and smiling...I kept looking behind me, but no one was there but a bunch of yuppies drinking beers. I thought maybe I was mistaken, so I just watched the rest of the show. Mark Farner came out and did “Locomotion” and “I’m your Captain” my husband was yelling and singing and well just becoming a little embarrassing. At the end of his solo time Farner bends over the stage to shake all his fans hands …My husband (if he were taller than 5’4) would have boosted himself on the stage to get a handshake from his IDOL. It was like slow motion, down the stage he came, shaking hands and greeting people, and as he got to us he looked up at the audience and gave a wave and passed us right up…It was an outrage…would my husband ever get over it? Would this be the concert he’d like to forget…Well, I felt terrible for him, but for me it didn’t matter.

The concert continues and we are enjoying all the rest of the artists, but between each song, the language I had to listen to from my husband about not getting his hand shook was never-ending. Why must he make such a big deal about this guy...Knock it off already I wanted to tell him…But I didn’t.

Finally Ringo Star comes on and does a medley of some of his famous Beatles songs (not that there were many) and then some of his songs he made famous as a single artist. His song “Your Sixteen” a popular song that many generations will recognize he closed the show with….But here’s the catch, as he was singing, he would look at woman in the audience and sing to them; He then looked at me and started to sing, I was going to faint, all I could hear is him sing “Your 16”, put his hand out and shakes it from side to side and make the sound ‘Ehhh’! “Your Beautiful and Your Mine.” Did I hear right, from all the women in the audience he decides to look at me and say, basically “Sweetie your not even close”……Oh My God! I was ranked out by a Beatle…For some reason my husband had forgotten his fury aimed at Mark Farner and was rolling on the floor with laughter, telling strangers at the other tables what Ringo did to his wife.

The concert ends, still in shock, I go to turn and follow my husband out of the arena when I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn and it was Randy Bachman from BTO asking me if I would like his guitar pick from the show. Well this was a nice consolation prize, to settle some of my misery. My husband is now not laughing as hard, after he sees what I had been given. As we enter the casino we both go to different slot machines to try our luck, I got up to move to another machine, and who is behind me, (you’re right) Randy Bachman. I was startled, but smiled and said” Hi, you must be exhausted after the show,” He said, yeah just going to have a cocktail with my manager would you like to join us?” ……WHAT? Was I hearing things, did he ask me for a drink? WOW!” I would love to but I am meeting my husband here in 5 minutes”. Did I just say that, O boy! Have I changed…The night proved to have its ups and downs but Ringo was right…I certainly wasn’t sixteen anymore…
- Cousin Pat

Weekly Poll 4/14

Thanks to everyone who voted last week. It seems that that popular choice of drink for readers of YJKOBT is vodka which won last weeks poll by a sizable margin. This week let go to the exact opposite of last weeks. Driving. What do you own and drive? Car, truck, mini-van, SUV, motorcycle? You name it. This weeks poll you can vote for more than one choice (since family's obviously can have more than one) vote for as many as you own/drive... voting ends Sunday at midnight.

-Doc

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Lion Lion Lion!

It was another tough one this week but Anndi wins my Lion Kiss Award for several of her funny comments on my Friday's List of The Top Ten Retirement Home Communities!

Anndi are you ready? I hope you brushed your teeth......


Ahhhh that was fun...hee hee. Enjoy!

Please visit Anndi's blog at: http://anndisluggage.blogspot.com/.

Y'all have a great weekend all y'all!

- The Mountain Cat

Friday, April 11, 2008

Friday's Top Ten List - April 11th.

It seems like more and more there are new retirement home communities and developments that are being built across this great nation of ours. However, it is often very difficult to find the right one for our senior loved ones when that time comes where they need 'special attention' you can't or don't have time to provide (You know who you are and you should feel guilty about it dammit!).....But I digress.....Seriously now, I did some research and I came up with a list of the best quality retirement communities. However I must warn you, these communities have some weird and ironic names, but they will give you dear old folks the top notch attention they deserve in their Golden Years.

I give you The Top Ten Retirement Home Communities:

10. White Light Heights
9. Novena’s Passage
8. Flat Line Farms
7. The 9th Inning Inn for Retired Professional Ball Players.
6. Cadaverous Meadows
5. Cemetarista
4. Fading Creek
3. Peat Moss Manor
2. Lime & Daisies Botanical Compost Crossings
1. Happy Trails at The Last Resort

If anyone is interested in any information on these places, I do have the addresses for them if want? LOL
Does anyone know of any other high quality Retirement Home Communities?
The best recommendation will win a Lion Award!

- The Mountain Cat

For all you coffee drinkers out there...


PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! Coffee's for closers only.

-Doc

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Thursday Random Thoughts 4/10

Stuff I have been thinking about:

-Is there anyone else out there who doesn't give 2 rips that the "New Kids" are back?

-OK so I don't agree with China's human rights abuses at all. I think they are a deplorable and stifling tyrannical regime however come on folks... Leave the poor people trying to run with the Olympic torch alone. It's not their fault that China is the world's great Satan. Boycott the Olympics if you want but leave the poor runners alone. Those poor folks look scared to death.

-The Masters starts today, which signals to me that today is actually the first day of spring. Is there anyone out there who would be willing to bet me if I had Tiger Woods and you had the rest of the field?

-Like my good pal Mt. Cat I am happy that baseball season is back. It's too bad that my Mets have stunk it up so far... Yeesh.

-Anyone watching Idol Gives Back last night HAS to agree that Fergie was absolutely awesome. That chick can flat out sing... and the no- handed cartwheels were a nice touch too. Oh and Sarah Silverman sucks... That is all.

-Interesting search note of the week: Someone from the Imax corporation searched and read Mt. Cat's post about the Rolling Stones Imax movie Shine a Light... Kinda Cool huh?

-Who knew that anteaters were such interesting creatures?

-I just don't get this whole polygamist thing. I mean I have a hard enough time trying to keep up with the one wife that I have why on earth would I want more. Yeesh! (disclaimer. I have said the exact same thing to her before and she laughs)

-I heard on the radio that the scientists who invented the Internet (No not Al Gore) have created something called "The Grid" which dwarfs the Internet's capabilities. This Grid will download entire feature films in seconds and transmit holographic images. It's planned to be used mainly by the scientific community for research and communication. Uhhhh yeah right. Wait until the gamers get a hold of this thing. It will become commercially used in an instant. There are a boat load of those World of Warcraft players out there.

-This week Charlotte NC has had airplanes "crop dusting" the entire city to spray pesticides and kill cankerworms. Well it seems that my building was in their line of fire because all day Monday and Tuesday there were these little World War II looking planes were buzzing and divebombing us over here. It was kind of cool actually even though some people were scared because they weren't prepared for it. I think that fellow blogger Reggie said it best when he commented to me that "The entire SouthPark area sounded like Pearl Harbor." HA !!

-Reason Number 24967 on my list of reasons not to live in Wisconsin can be found HERE.

-I think it's pretty sad that the kids of today are only going to know Bruce Jenner as Kim Kardashian's step father. (editorial note - I wrote this note to myself on Tuesday before I knew that Mt. Cat had a random thoughts about Kim Kardashian... Odd)

-OK so the other day I was watching Yo Gabba Gabba..... (Just Kidding)

-The Charlotte NC area has been under severe water restrictions due to a drought for the better part of a year now. We have all been under mandatory water restrictions. What is the reward that we get for this? Well the utility commission for Mecklenburg county is losing money due to less water being used so they just decided to raise the water rates. Go figure right. I wonder if they will lower the rates once the drought is over? Doubtful

-I heard that on a recent trip to Africa Paris Hilton actually inquired about purchasing a Cheetah. This is a true story! Unconfirmed reports also surfaced that she asked the game warden were she wanted to purchase said cheetah if it would sit around her house wearing sunglasses and eating Cheetos.

-Doc