Friday, February 8, 2008

Top 10 rejected cereal names

10. Buttafucc-Os! (Kids love 'em).
9. Shredded Meat.
8. Honey Bunches of Bark.
7. Weedies.
6. Lobster Bran.
5. Dingleberry Chucks & Corn Kernels.
4. Princess Pruneberry.
3. Brokeback Mountain: The Cereal. Now with bananas!
2. Caesar Salad & Vinegar clusters.

And the number one rejected cereal names:
Come on Doc lets say it together,

1. Krispy Wheats & Razor Blades.

Have any other rejected cereal names? Let me know!













- The Mountain Cat

44 comments:

Doc said...

Princess Pruneberry - I am dying over here... BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAA !

For some reason I see this character on the box portrayed as a silver haired granny without her false teeth in!

Doc said...

Just off the top of my head here are a few more for ya'll:

1. Winehouses (beehives covered with powdered sugar)
2. Tryptophan Crunch
3. Flava-Flavs
4. Cheery Ho's
5. Hypodermic Surprise (Roger Clemens endorses this)
6. Bucket Full O' Bunions
7. Moth Balls and Buttermilk
8. Rosie O'Donnell Puffs
9. Rancid Explosion
10. Honey Nut Backwash

Jay said...

The prize at the bottom of a Weedies Cereal box is a little bag of Doritos.

"3. Brokeback Mountain: The Cereal. Now with bananas!"

After breakfast you look at the box and scream "I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!"

Christine said...

"Cluster F--k" popped into my head. Sorry, just that kind of a day I suppose!

The Mountain Cat said...

How about Wonton Waffers?

The Mountain Cat said...

Jay: Doritos!!! OMG I am cracking up!

Chris: Cluster***ks!. Help!! I am turning red! ahahahahahahah

Christine said...

As much as I hate to give away my brilliant ideas - I'm hoping they invent the Twinkie Bite. A small, round, spongy ball with cream inside! Yummy.

Man, what kinda blogs are gonna follow now!

Doc said...

Jay - I thought it was Funyuns instead of Doritos....

The Mountain Cat said...

Count Cronicula Cereal.

Hammer said...

Very funny!

Doc said...

Tom Jones' Chest Hair....

Whoops wrong post

The Mountain Cat said...

Drug Mule Surprise Grains

Doc said...

Drug Mule Surprise Grains


I don't want to find out what the secret toy surprise is in there...

Leighann said...

Oh my gawd you guys, this is hysterical!!

I can't think of a damn thing to add to it either!

The Mountain Cat said...

Cream of Flaxseed. (Barry Bonds endorses this)

Leighann said...

How about....

Cornhole Crispies
Clitorious Surprise (serve warm)

Leighann said...

Nippy Bits O'Plenty
Toasted Toejam Flakes (high in fiber!)

Doc said...

A few more:

-Paparazzi's (this one was rejected because no celebrity would endorse them)

-Embalm Os (served in America's finest funeral parlors)

-Black Tar Smacks (had trouble with import/export regualtions)

-19 and 0s (everyone knows what happened there)

Doc said...

ROFL @ Toasted Toejam Flakes (high in fiber!)

The Mountain Cat said...

-Golden Shower Grahams.

-Pillow Bites.

-Lego My Ego. (breakfast food anyway).

-Ebonics Alpha-Bits.

-The Secret Cereal (You don't eat it, you just wish for it).

Leighann said...

"Golden Shower Grahams" EW! LOL

Berry Menstrual Cruch

Leighann said...

Crud Cakes (they're microwavable!)

I have to stop now!!

Doc said...

I think we have corrupted Leighann...

The Mountain Cat said...

Chocolate Cock Blocks

The Mountain Cat said...

oh BTW, did hear there is a video of Pedro Martinez at a cockfight in DR? OMG!

Leighann said...

Yeah you have corrupted me, because I was totally innocent before all this started!

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc,
How about Colonel Potter cereal: Beaver Biscuits!

Doc said...

Save that Colonel Potter. We can use for a different list if you know what I mean.

Leighann - Yeah innocent as the pure driven snow....

Anndi said...

Crunchy frogs?

No wait.. that's a Whizzo Chocolate... dang!

The Mountain Cat said...

Anndi,
Do you even take the bones out?

Anndi said...

Well the they wouldn't be crunchy, would they?

The Mountain Cat said...

This parrot is no more! Thanks for stopping by Anndi. Good stuff.

Anndi said...

Mountain Cat,
I have to say, I love a man who can recite Monty Python.

SMOOCH

The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks Anndi!
I bet ya do I bet'cha do. nudge nudge say no more say no more say no more! :)...

Single In The City said...

I knew I was going to get a great laugh from this place right here.. Ya'll guys are a hoot! Love this hangout!

Shalom
Single

The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks Single in the City!

Oh I forgot about this cereal:

Feedbag O' Oats

mic-t said...

O Me God! This is what attracts me to come back to a place like this.
You all rock!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coco Bum Crunch
Never Soggy!

I'm sooo sorry for that!!!!

Jahooni said...

Cheerio Blow Holes

Quaker Nuts in your Trunks

Rice Crispy Titties

Booger Berry Bunches of Oats

Jahooni said...

TMC- since you mentioned Wonton Waffer cereal... it made me think: Did you ever find the Wonton Thief?

The Mountain Cat said...

Jahooooooni,

Thank you for your follow up on the wontons. I posted flyers all over midtown but I recieved no calls. I assume that the wontons are either on their way to a landfill in south Jersey or have changed shaped and are floating in a sewer near Madison Avenue. Sadly, I will have to move on and lead some semblance of a life. *sniff*

The Mountain Cat said...

Mic-T, Thank you for coming by. More good stuff to come. I got some wacky ideas now that my medicine prescription has expired....

Doc said...

For those who don't know. Mt. CAt and I used to sit around and write lists like this. This "rejected cereal names" idea is probably from about 15 years ago. We have others that we are going to share with you and ask your help with as well...

Anonymous said...

cocoa cave men! gravel and rocks coated in chocolate free fosil in every pack (animal bone could be a hazard)

Anonymous said...

cocoa cave men! gravel and rocks coated in chocolate free fosil in every pack (animal bone could be a hazard)