9. Shredded Meat.
8. Honey Bunches of Bark.
7. Weedies.
6. Lobster Bran.
5. Dingleberry Chucks & Corn Kernels.
4. Princess Pruneberry.
3. Brokeback Mountain: The Cereal. Now with bananas!
2. Caesar Salad & Vinegar clusters.
And the number one rejected cereal names:
Come on Doc lets say it together,
1. Krispy Wheats & Razor Blades.
Have any other rejected cereal names? Let me know!
- The Mountain Cat
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44 comments:
Princess Pruneberry - I am dying over here... BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAA !
For some reason I see this character on the box portrayed as a silver haired granny without her false teeth in!
Just off the top of my head here are a few more for ya'll:
1. Winehouses (beehives covered with powdered sugar)
2. Tryptophan Crunch
3. Flava-Flavs
4. Cheery Ho's
5. Hypodermic Surprise (Roger Clemens endorses this)
6. Bucket Full O' Bunions
7. Moth Balls and Buttermilk
8. Rosie O'Donnell Puffs
9. Rancid Explosion
10. Honey Nut Backwash
The prize at the bottom of a Weedies Cereal box is a little bag of Doritos.
"3. Brokeback Mountain: The Cereal. Now with bananas!"
After breakfast you look at the box and scream "I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!"
"Cluster F--k" popped into my head. Sorry, just that kind of a day I suppose!
How about Wonton Waffers?
Jay: Doritos!!! OMG I am cracking up!
Chris: Cluster***ks!. Help!! I am turning red! ahahahahahahah
As much as I hate to give away my brilliant ideas - I'm hoping they invent the Twinkie Bite. A small, round, spongy ball with cream inside! Yummy.
Man, what kinda blogs are gonna follow now!
Jay - I thought it was Funyuns instead of Doritos....
Count Cronicula Cereal.
Very funny!
Tom Jones' Chest Hair....
Whoops wrong post
Drug Mule Surprise Grains
Drug Mule Surprise Grains
I don't want to find out what the secret toy surprise is in there...
Oh my gawd you guys, this is hysterical!!
I can't think of a damn thing to add to it either!
Cream of Flaxseed. (Barry Bonds endorses this)
How about....
Cornhole Crispies
Clitorious Surprise (serve warm)
Nippy Bits O'Plenty
Toasted Toejam Flakes (high in fiber!)
A few more:
-Paparazzi's (this one was rejected because no celebrity would endorse them)
-Embalm Os (served in America's finest funeral parlors)
-Black Tar Smacks (had trouble with import/export regualtions)
-19 and 0s (everyone knows what happened there)
ROFL @ Toasted Toejam Flakes (high in fiber!)
-Golden Shower Grahams.
-Pillow Bites.
-Lego My Ego. (breakfast food anyway).
-Ebonics Alpha-Bits.
-The Secret Cereal (You don't eat it, you just wish for it).
"Golden Shower Grahams" EW! LOL
Berry Menstrual Cruch
Crud Cakes (they're microwavable!)
I have to stop now!!
I think we have corrupted Leighann...
Chocolate Cock Blocks
oh BTW, did hear there is a video of Pedro Martinez at a cockfight in DR? OMG!
Yeah you have corrupted me, because I was totally innocent before all this started!
Doc,
How about Colonel Potter cereal: Beaver Biscuits!
Save that Colonel Potter. We can use for a different list if you know what I mean.
Leighann - Yeah innocent as the pure driven snow....
Crunchy frogs?
No wait.. that's a Whizzo Chocolate... dang!
Anndi,
Do you even take the bones out?
Well the they wouldn't be crunchy, would they?
This parrot is no more! Thanks for stopping by Anndi. Good stuff.
Mountain Cat,
I have to say, I love a man who can recite Monty Python.
SMOOCH
Thanks Anndi!
I bet ya do I bet'cha do. nudge nudge say no more say no more say no more! :)...
I knew I was going to get a great laugh from this place right here.. Ya'll guys are a hoot! Love this hangout!
Shalom
Single
Thanks Single in the City!
Oh I forgot about this cereal:
Feedbag O' Oats
O Me God! This is what attracts me to come back to a place like this.
You all rock!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coco Bum Crunch
Never Soggy!
I'm sooo sorry for that!!!!
Cheerio Blow Holes
Quaker Nuts in your Trunks
Rice Crispy Titties
Booger Berry Bunches of Oats
TMC- since you mentioned Wonton Waffer cereal... it made me think: Did you ever find the Wonton Thief?
Jahooooooni,
Thank you for your follow up on the wontons. I posted flyers all over midtown but I recieved no calls. I assume that the wontons are either on their way to a landfill in south Jersey or have changed shaped and are floating in a sewer near Madison Avenue. Sadly, I will have to move on and lead some semblance of a life. *sniff*
Mic-T, Thank you for coming by. More good stuff to come. I got some wacky ideas now that my medicine prescription has expired....
For those who don't know. Mt. CAt and I used to sit around and write lists like this. This "rejected cereal names" idea is probably from about 15 years ago. We have others that we are going to share with you and ask your help with as well...
cocoa cave men! gravel and rocks coated in chocolate free fosil in every pack (animal bone could be a hazard)
cocoa cave men! gravel and rocks coated in chocolate free fosil in every pack (animal bone could be a hazard)
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