Everything that is wrong with pop culture today summed up in 2 pictures...

-Doc

News Shocker .. Britney Spears Lip Syncs!

In one of the most shocking news stories of the weekend it has been confirmed that the Princess of Pop Britney Spears does in fact lip sync and does not perform live in her "concerts"
Now this story was not uncovered by TMZ or Perez Hilton. No snooping paparazzi or $800/hr lawyer brought this revelation to us. Instead it was the Australian government who brought this travesty to light. It seems they have an issue with Spears selling "concert" tickets that don't come with a disclaimer that says she isn't actually singing. Imagine that concert tickets with a disclaimer that it's not really a concert... maybe it's just a performance of some sort. Judging from the picture above maybe there oughtta be some sort of disclaimer on those tickets. YIKES !

(who on earth would pay up to $1300 to see Brit Brit anyway No matter what she was doing ?)

Doc

W-w-w-w-w-w-Wednesday Would You Rather?

Good Morning Everyone! This week's dilemma comes with the theme of how parts of your body might move. So tell me, Would you rather...

have BobaFett-like thrusters on your nostrils?














OR


















have rollarblades permanently attached to your feet?







Things to consider: allergy season, public sneezes, whiplash, stairs, making love


Happy Pondering!

-As American as Apple Pie

W-w-w-w-w-Wednesday Would You Rather

Today we revisit the world of pop culture toys, specifically things from when we were children. Both of these toys have made combacks in the recent years so I was wondering.................................

Would you rather...

be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs

OR

be assasinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls?

Here are a couple of things to consider before making your decision: glow in the dark corpse, eerie expression on cabbage patch dolls, garbage pail kids retribution.

Happy Pondering!

-As American as Apple Pie