Wednesday, June 11, 2008

W-w-w-w-w-w-Wednesday Would You Rather?

Good Morning Everyone! This week's dilemma comes with the theme of how parts of your body might move. So tell me, Would you rather...









have BobaFett-like thrusters on your nostrils?














OR


















have rollarblades permanently attached to your feet?







Things to consider: allergy season, public sneezes, whiplash, stairs, making love


Happy Pondering!

-As American as Apple Pie

33 comments:

Dianne said...

now this is a tough one!

I tend to sniffle rather than sneeze so I assume I'd be constantly blowing my own brains out.

although nostril thrusters does have a sexy ring to it.

the rollerblades would present so many challenges to a big fat klutz like me! how many times can you say I've fallen and I can't get up before people just don't give a damn.

I guess I'm nostril thrusting! thank goodness I stopped the cocaine years ago.

Micky-T said...

w-w-w-w-w-what's a Boba-Fett?
I need to know before I decide.
w-w-w-w-w-what I would rather.

Leighann said...

Since I don't have any friggin clue what this is....

have BobaFett-like thrusters on your nostrils

I'm going with roller-blades.

Doc said...

I am still thinking on this one?


(and what kinda drugs has Apple been taking?)

WNG said...

Roller blades, absolutely. Eventually I'd learn how to control and completely rock them. Learning how to not sneeze...not so much.

And now I have that song in my head: Would you like to swing on a star...

As American as Apple Pie said...

Micky-T & Leighann--I'm ashamed for you. How can you not know who Boba-Fett is, especially after I posted a picture? *hangs head in shame*

It's the bounty hunter dude from the original Star Wars!!! He moves around by powering up thrusters attached to his back.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Dianne--I like the way you thought through this one. And, yes! Just the word "thruster" in general is sexy sounding.

G--Good point! I have no idea what song that is. Sorry for putting it in your head though.

Doc--you're just jealous b/c you want some.

Karen said...

Thank goodness both Micky and Leighann asked, because even after you telling us what it is, I still don't really know.

I will go with roller blades. I don't think there is much that I wouldn't be able to do with those on.

Doc said...

I think I am with the roller blades too... If the thrusters where some other place other than my nostrils I might go with them though... and I am suprised so few know Boba Fett... I bet ya'll know Chewbacca though!!

Dianne said...

I didn't know Boba Fett either but - in my capacity as an aged nerd and chronic over achiever - I googled him.

Wiki has pages and pages on him!

Dianne said...

WNG - I love that song!
"carry moonbeams home in a jar"

As American as Apple Pie said...

I cannot believe the amount of people that don't know who Boba-Fett is. I know he's not a major player in the movies but he is in all 3 and I thought with the picture he would be recognizable.

Didn't anyone watch the Star Wars trilogy?

As American as Apple Pie said...

Doc--I hear ya. I should have put the thrusters on something else...maybe later ;)

As American as Apple Pie said...

Dianne--way to be a nerd! I am totally a Star Wars nerd. Pages and pages?? I'll have to check it out.

Matt-Man said...

I was born with roller blades on my feet. You may think it's funny, but my mom and dad had to sell the house in order to get he money to have them surgically removed.

Cheers, you insensitive bastards!!

www.babiesbornwithrollerbladesontheirfeet.com

Jay said...

The thrusters would be cool, but with the price of fuel I'm gonna have to go with the roller blades.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Matt-man--well, it must have been a great Dr. cause you look awesome now!

Jay--I hear ya. Might not be a bad idea.

Sunshine said...

Um, how about the Boba Fett equipment on my ass, then maybe that would help with irregularity?

As American as Apple Pie said...

LMAO @ Sunshine!!!!!!!

Anndi said...

I read pubic sneezes and got skeeved out.

Leighann said...

Didn't anyone watch the Star Wars trilogy?

My husband thinks I did. But I'm incredibly good at pretending to be paying attention to something/someone and actually be completely lost in la-la land!

Micky-T said...

I guess all the times I've seen Star Wars I was in la la land with Leighann!

Dana said...

Definitely rollarblades permanently attached to your feet - I can always go down the stairs on my butt!

The Mountain Cat said...

Boba Fett is the shit.

WNG said...

It's from the crap early 90's TV show, Small Wonder, about the robot girl.

And it's STILL stuck in my head!!!

As American as Apple Pie said...

OH! I remember that show! But not the song.

Aunt Becky said...

Boba Fett. The only character I liked from Star Wars.

Karen said...

I shall hang my head in shame and confess that I have never seen the Star Wars movies.

Forgive me.

Bina said...

Okay. I've thought about it. And while I have NEVER had allergies before this year, and I have been sneezing my freaking head off, I would want thrusters cause God knows where I'd end up after one good sneeze!

And roller blades? Think of the places I could SO much faster, and really, they wouldn't get in the way THAT much during sex, and I could even learn some new tricks! LOL

Lu' said...

Roller blades, that's the one. Surely they could be mastered. I don't like ANYTHING to bother my nose. Lord I hate alergies!

Lesley said...

Roller Blades would get rather heavy after a while! but since I pick my nose... I gotta go with the roller blades... lmao!

As American as Apple Pie said...

Karen--go out and rent them this weekend.

Bina--new tricks? Hmmmm...

Lu--I hear ya

Lesley--Yes, they would get heavy but think how buff your legs would be!

KaritaG said...

I sneeze all the freaking time so I am going with rollerblades. Except then would you be banned from like, everywhere that has a sign that says no rollerblading? I mean, because they're really just my weird feet, right?!