Anyone want to buy an Ice Cream store?

Apparently there is one for sale...

-Doc

Isn't this the Truth?

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Now why didn't I think of this?

I could definitely go for one of these...

Have a great Friday!

-Doc

Everything that is wrong with pop culture today summed up in 2 pictures...

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I sure hope this is fake

Just Sayin....

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I sure am glad....

That I don't live here:

Wow, that looks crowded.

-Doc

Let's Play Chess...

Here is a novel idea... I guess the object is to make the other person drink when you take their chess piece. SWEET!

-Doc

I wish I had seen this during the World Cup

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Warner Brothers sues maker of Harry Popper Condoms...

Check out the link to the story This is almost too funny to be true...

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Dumped By John Edwards Rielle Hunter now having Affair with Barney

Pictures are worth a 1000 words... Apparently
In a little bit of breaking news here John Edwards' mistress/Baby Momma is now admitting to an affair with the lovable Dinosaur Barney as seen below:



Dora The Explorer her former Lesbian lover is very jealous!


Oh the scandal.

-Doc

Odd Street Signs

I figured I would share some funny or odd street signs I have seen come across recently. Enjoy!

-Doc

Gun Safety or Lack Thereof

I woke up this morning blank with no idea what to blog about. This happens from time to time but I never really worry about it too much because this world if chock-full of idiots and nimrods who really make this blogging thing and pointing out their stupidity easy.
Well I have found one and need to point it out to you. It involves the NRA. Let me give you a bit of background. On point I don't have any issues with the ability to own a gun for hunting or protection of ones home or collecting as a hobby. I don't think that guns should be banned or that normal law abiding citizens access to them should be impeded. However I am not of the opinion that a 13 year old kid ought to be able to walk into the corner store and buy an Uzi or Mac-10 or that criminals should have the same gun rights as citizens. I do believe that guns were created to kill things including people and think it's disingenuous to say that guns were created for any reason other than to kill.
This post however is not necessarily about gun control it's more about gun safety. I read this article this morning and had to bring it your attention. "NRA gun instructor accidentally shoots Orlando student" reads the title. Well it seems that the NRA was training folks in the Orlando area how to be safer and keep from getting hurt with guns but their own instructor broke the rules and brought live ammunition into class. Don't you feel safer now?
In honor of this I figured I would post this modified NRA Gun Safety Tips poster for all to enjoy:


Be careful ya'll it's dangerous out there. Me personally I usually follow Jimmy Buffett's rule about guns: "I got a big suspicion about ammunition, I never forget to duck."

-Doc

PETA isn't going to like this Olympic Sport

As the second week of Olympic competition is now in full swing the training runs for a new addition to the games are now underway. The Nordic Combined Downhill Feline Shooting Relay is set to have the preliminaries tonight in prime time and the medal round on Saturday.
You haven't heard of this event? Well it's new to the Vancouver games this year. It works like this. There are two components the down hill and then the shooting. The skier at the top of the hill does a downhill run with a .30-06 rifle strapped to their back. At the bottom he passes off to the shooter who then has to kill a Cougar, a Lynx, or a Mountain Lion that has been caged up. When the skier crosses the finish line the cage springs open and the cat makes a run for it. Lowest combined time wins. (The picture to the right shows one of the training runs)
Now NBC hasn't exactly been promoting the heck out of this competition (kind of like the way they are burying curling on MSNBC) mostly because of reports that Bob Costas is actually a covert member of PETA. Costas is "outraged" at those "Blood thirsty savages" as he calls the Canadians and plans on removing himself from the coverage. The competition will have a new host and commentator in the person of renowned big game hunter Ted Nugent. Mary Carillo however has no qualms about broadcasting the event even though she is known to be a cougar herself.
Not surprisingly the Canadians are favorites to medal in the competition and there has been much controversy because the Americans has accused them of rigging the course to let the cats get away. Be sure to tune in as this is sure to be a ratings winner. It's got to be better than ice dancing right?

-Doc

Pulp Fiction Movie Diagram

I think this is great... It's a simple diagram that dictates the entire plot of the movie Pulp Fiction:

Have a great Weekend.

-Doc

Punxsutawney Phil is POed

According to news reports out of Punxsutawney PA the temperature is going to be about 8 degrees when Phil is supposed to come out of his hole and look for his shadow. Let me tell you folks he is pissed off. He is tired of getting dragged out of bed on a freezing cold morning every year just to tell those top hat wearing nimrods what is blatantly obvious to everyone but them THAT WINTER DOESN'T END ON FEBRUARY 2ND!
Yes folks they have pushed him just to far and he has joined the internet generation. Punxsutawney Phil has his own website, his own webcam, and a youtube channel. He can also text (text “Groundhog” to 247365), and yes you guessed it he has a Twitter feed. Now I am following him and I can tell you this is one pissed off marmot. The folks at Gobblers Knob are in for quite a surprise today when they try to invade his bunker. Phil has armed himself to the eye teeth with guns and ammo and just wants you people to go away! Winter is not going to be ending today folks but your life might be if you don't leave poor Punxsutawney Phil alone! So follow him and invade his privacy if you want to but consider yourself warned. Leave Phil alone...

-Doc

(BTW - I can't believe that I actually agree with PETA on something)

The Barrel O' Fun

I always thought this picture was great... for some reason something made me think of it while I was waiting for 45 minutes to get my H1N1 shot this morning, so I had to google it and find it to post for you guys. It's "The Barrel O' Fun." Does it look like they are having fun to you??

-Doc

OK, So apparently I have too many coats

I have a confession to make. My name is Doc and I am a coat whore. Very recently it has been pointed out to me by my wife that I just may have an issue with this so I have decided to come clean. I know I have picked on women for having to many shoes in the past so I now must confess my own failing. Coats. After using a gift card to buy a New York Mets jacket while up in NY the other week my wife asks me, "Why in the heck do you need another coat?" My response, "Oh I don't have too many coats."
"Go count them!" I'm told. So I did. I made an inventory. Here is a picture of our downstairs hall closet:

Between this closet and in my closet upstairs I have:

1 Carolina Panthers Heavy Duty Coat
3 Panthers pullovers (heavy, medium, and light)
1 Panthers lightweight coat
1 Panthers Windbreaker
1 New York Mets Heavy Coat
1 Mets pullover
1 Company logo Windbreaker
1 Company logo Parka
1 Dupont Jeff Gordon Jacket
1 FSU pullover
1 FSU Windbreaker
2 FSU Coats (heavy and light) + I recently gave my nephew my FSU letter jacket
3 Fleeces (2 full and 1 vest)
1 Everyday Windbreaker
1 Everyday heavy coat
1 Dress overcoat
1 Everyday light jacket
1 Rain Coat

For a total of 23 coats/jackets/pullovers. (Too be fair that closet picture also has 2 of my wife's coats and 3 of my son's as well) Is this excessive? Maybe. Now I don't live in an area known for super cold weather but sometimes it can be unpredictable. These coats are not being wasted. I promise that I have worn each of these within the past year. Probably more than once.

So there is my confession. I am a coat whore. Even so I can give good reason for having and keeping each and every one. How many do I plan on getting rid of? Well None actually. I already gave away one last year. As a matter of fact I am thinking there is room in there for me to get another one. (or two)

-Doc

I know why it's called Boxing Day

Because today is the day I have to find somewhere to throw out (recycle) all these empty boxes that have taken over our house!!
Happy Boxing Day to All !!

-Doc

Yule Love this Log for your Christmas Fire

Oh how festive and fit for the season! If you don't have a fireplace at home then just pull up YJKOBT on your laptop and you can have a roaring yule log fire to brighten your holiday season!

Enjoy!

-Doc

Always check your child's homework

The assignement was to draw a picture of what you want to be when you grow up and here is what the little girl turned in:


(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

-Doc