Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Punxsutawney Phil is POed

According to news reports out of Punxsutawney PA the temperature is going to be about 8 degrees when Phil is supposed to come out of his hole and look for his shadow. Let me tell you folks he is pissed off. He is tired of getting dragged out of bed on a freezing cold morning every year just to tell those top hat wearing nimrods what is blatantly obvious to everyone but them THAT WINTER DOESN'T END ON FEBRUARY 2ND!
Yes folks they have pushed him just to far and he has joined the internet generation. Punxsutawney Phil has his own website, his own webcam, and a youtube channel. He can also text (text “Groundhog” to 247365), and yes you guessed it he has a Twitter feed. Now I am following him and I can tell you this is one pissed off marmot. The folks at Gobblers Knob are in for quite a surprise today when they try to invade his bunker. Phil has armed himself to the eye teeth with guns and ammo and just wants you people to go away! Winter is not going to be ending today folks but your life might be if you don't leave poor Punxsutawney Phil alone! So follow him and invade his privacy if you want to but consider yourself warned. Leave Phil alone...

-Doc

(BTW - I can't believe that I actually agree with PETA on something)

20 comments:

Matt-Man said...

The little bastard saw his shadow...he's dinner. And I have long thought that PETA's communications director is a comedian and just throws out these wacky protests to amuse him or herself. Cheers Doc!!

Mandy said...

Hilarious picture. Gave me a good laugh this morning...now those of us in the Lowcountry are just waiting to see if "James Island Jim" has the same diagnosis as Phil...lol

3 Men and a Lady said...

Groundhogs are pissy acting little rodents anyhow, so I can only imagine how he enjoys Feb 2.

Karen said...

In these parts we follow the wisdom of Staten Island Chuck. He pops out of a landfill and tell us that it will 6 more weeks until we can get to the Jersey Shore.

Doc said...

Here is a funny little aside... According to his Twitter feed they were hacked today and no announcement went out... Yeah PHIL hacked it and told you top hat wearing idiots to bubber off!

HAHAHAHAAA !!

Jay said...

I really do think it would be hilarious if Phil bit that old geezer who pulls him out of his little home. It's so rude of them to do that.

Christine said...

3 Men and a lady, they may be pissy acting rodents but they sure are good eatin...

Doc said...

@ Christine... YUCK!

Loni's World said...

buuuurrrrrrrrr more winter:(

TJ said...

I'm ok with 6 more weeks of what we've been getting in the NW, which is one of the warmest winters on record.

You may not want to admit agreeing with PETA on anything... could give you a bad name.

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Awesome pic! No, i will not accept sixmore weeks of this crappy weather. I am officially done!

Doc said...

I think most of us are done... (other than TJ up there) Welcome to the madness TJ!

Four Dinners said...

Now...as a resident of England....I believe Groundhogs are some'at to do with the Bill Murray film?

Would it be possible to transport a few over to England - with the appropriate armaments as per the pic - and position them outside The House of Commons.

Strict instructions to be "Shoot every SOB who goes in or out"?

Just a thought from England....

Cuddly little buggers aren't they?

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Evil Twin's Wife said...

WTG Phil. You show those buttholes who is boss!

terri said...

I can't blame him for being pissed. Hauling him out on this day every year is like whipping my down comforter off of me while I'm sound asleep... and there'd be hell to pay if someone tried that!

jennifer said...

Oh my gosh that photo CRACKED ME UP! The way his little paws look - he could just as easily be strumming a banjo!

I'll take up the chant - Leave Phil alone! Leave Phil alone!

The Covert Lover said...

Wow, Phil is one fat little rat! But I don't blame him a bit. And I'd like to have his outfit... :)

Lu' said...

Just stopped by scanning the net. HA ha ha picture. Hmm looks like a prairie dog to me.

Dana said...

Last time I checked, winter ended on March 21st, whether Phil saw his shadow or not. Ground Hog Day has got to be one of the goofiest holidays ...