- I really think Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barrack Hussein Obama should both really shut the fuck up. Seriously democrats, pick one already!
- I like the word pentameter. I do not use use it regularly. I will start to: 'Her odd pentameter turned me off so I never called her again.' Probably the wrong use of the word but I am practicing.
- I saw a woman with pink high healed FMP sneakers. They looked kinda sexy.
- Bad karma: A few weeks ago at the Port Authority I bumped into a woman by accident. It was equally her fault but we both yelled at each other. I should have just said I was sorry.
- Good karma: I rush to a seat in a crowded PATH train but gave up my seat to a woman with her infant child. It made me feel good to stand.
- Conversation you will never hear: ‘Yeah I agree. Even his mother things she raised an asshole.’
- Yesterday I met this really beautiful woman but she didn’t look into me. But I asked her her name anyway. She said ‘Fuck off’. Then I asked her ‘Is that Russian?’
- *Cough* Ok I'm empty now. - The Mountain Cat
7 years later....
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27 comments:
You kill me!
I want to live inside your head for awhile. It'd be funny.
If you had told that woman that you bumped into "I'm sorry" she would have yelled at you anyway and probably kneed you in the balls.
lol,..Ok, now those sneakers sound a bit weird!
This is a very thin, TBATHOM
Are you feeling like yesterdays was fat? This won't make up for it!
Oops I fixed it Doc. Thanks.
Sometimes you scare me. How do you keep track of these thoughts? Do you write them down?
That was quite a purge!
Dude... all of the things bouncing around have to do with women... Are you having an Oedipus complex thing going on?
I think I know that last woman. She has a nickname, it's 'Asshole'
did you have a thought enima?
Aunt Becky: Thank you. I try really really hard. LOL
Jay: I'd rather be nice and get yelled at as it makes the angry person even angrier. That is the best revenge!
Lesley: Thanks for coming by from Down Under. I hope those sneakers were not made from Kangaroo leather!
AAAAP: Yes I try to write down my thoughts as I get them. I text myself too when I don't have a pen around. Ernest Hemmingway did the same thing (Except the texting part):)
Leighann: Yes quite a purge. I need to rest for the a few days now.
Doc: Wow they all do have to do with women. Purely coincidental (But then again.....)
Jeff B: That of cousr was a dramatization.
Lu': Yes and I feel as free as a bird swallow now.
Interesting group of thoughts. The "Russian" lady made coffee come out my nose. Attractive. I know.
Karen: You make nose spewing look sexy ;)
'Cat you are in a strange place today; and yesterday :)
Lu': Anything to keep my fans entertained. Like the Soup Nazi, I suffer for my blogs!
I'm laughing here! "Fuck Off". "Is that Russian". AHHHHH!!!!!
Her pentameter sounds a bit awkward.
If a crazy woman yells for an equally faulted bump, mace her.
As for the conversation you will never hear, my grandmother talks to my uncle everyday but she is willing to admit she raised an asshole. Some things you just can't deny.
Bina: I bet she was really just playing hard to get.
Knight: Well does your grandmother mean asshole in the nicest sense of the word? LOL
There needs to be more people like you on the PATH. On some days it's a complete freakin nightmare.
At the risk of incurring the wrath of Mt Cat, how about Carley getting voted off last night, boo!
Lu... Yeah BOO... but lets take up that topic again in about 20 minutes when I post mt thoughts.
Lu', I think the losers should get dunked in a pit of hungry Pumas. Now that would be entertaining!
No he really is an asshole. Always has been.
Lu- Carly never would have won anyway so might as well start getting those people out anyway. She can get started on her new album now.
Doc, okey dokey.
Mt Cat I'm so disappointed in you. One big purge and you're out of comission for a few days?
How do you expect to keep all those women satisfied??
Knight, I'll catch you in Doc's thoughts. Now there is a sentence hee hee hee.
Leighann, I am the hardest working man in the blogosphere. I need to rest my mojo. But next week look out! I'll be strong like bull! ;-)
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