Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Things bouncing around this head of mine. 4/23/2008


- I just found out what Rickrolled means. Apparently this new term was coined on this past April Fools Day.
Rickrolling, per Urbandictionary.com means:
'To post a misleading link with a subject that promises to be exciting or interesting, e.g. "Yankee highlights" or "Paris Hilton blows Busta Rhymes" but actually turns out to be the video for Rick Astley's debut single, "Never Gonna Give You Up". A variant on the duckroll. Allegedly hilarious.' Example video: Brad Pitt naked.

- My ears were stuffed up for some reason recently so I went to a professional Otolaryngologist. The doctor noticed that Madam Tussaud had taken up residence in my ear cancel. He removed her and now I hear great! It is a religious experience and everyone should get it professionally done. However, I now hear TOO well. The last time I got my ear cleaned was in 1995 when I lived in the quite mountain town of Boone, NC. Now I live in Manhattan; the noisiest place in the world. But it still feels better than it did before so should not complain.

- In grammar school we used to say 'You think you're hot shit in a wine glass but you really are just cold diarrhea in a paper cup!' Consider yourself dissed! UGH!

- Someday I want to start a radio station that will play every song ever made in alphabetical order. Wouldn't that be cool?

- Someday I want to write a daytime soap opera and call it As the Freudian Slips. It would go something like this: 'Janet, I just love your breast...ah...I mean dress'. That is the only idea I have so it probably would not last past the pilot.

- Why is it that Ozzy Osborne is one of the rare rock stars where I can understand every word he is singing but I can't understand a single word he says when he talks in a regular conversation. I guess it is one of those unexplained oddities of the world like how it is aerodynamically impossible for a bumble bee to fly with wings smaller than their bodies yet somehow they do. Or how Ric Ocasek got Paulina Porizkova....I guess it is just one of those bizarre unknown anomolies of the world ....Ok I've gone off on a tangent....I forgot what my original point was....

- When I was 9 years old my grandmother was baby sitting me one evening and she was watching a horror film on TV. Then she fell asleep and left me all alone watching this movie that scared the shit out of me! I do not remember the title of the movie. All I remember from the film is a darken room with a fireplace where an old woman said to someone 'It is Carlos! They burnt him to a crisp. Feed him to the dogs.' Then that someone opened up a backdoor where he dropped a big garbage bag with the dead body inside of it next to some Rottweilers. I cannot for the life of me find out the name of that movie. I thought it was Burnt Offerings but then I bought the DVD. It wasn't the film. Now I ordered online the original Omen movie with Gregory Peck. I don't that is it either but we shall see. If anyone knows what this movie is, please please let me know!

- One of my biggest pet peeves is when I am walking down the street or in a mall and someone walks next to me coughs really loud. Spppeeewww dude or dudette! Please do that in a bathroom. This happens to me all the time. Ugh, I hate it.

- Another big walking pet peeve of mine is when I am walking down the street or in a mall and I see someone standing to the left or right ahead of the straight line I am walking. 9 times out of 10 I can predict that this dude or dudette will walk right into me. Sure enough, when I get within less then a foot of that person, he or she doesn't even look at bumps into me or I have to swerve and miss bumping them! Sppppeeewwww man or wo-man, watch where you are going! It happens to me constantly like I was a magnet or something.

- OK for all you National Hockey League fans and broadcasters, there is only one Stanley Cup! Not pluralcy. Please stop saying something like 'Mark Messiah has won six Stanley Cups'. Wrong, wrong, wrong! The correct phraseology is 'Mark Messiah has won the Stanley Cup six times' or 'Mark Messiah has won six Stanley Cup Championships.' Please? Thank you.

- I see on IMDB.com that Viggo Mortensen is starring as Edgar Allen Poe in a film biopic. Sylvester Stallone is the director of all people! So that inspired me to come up with a Friday's Top Ten List of Unreleased Edgar Allen Poe Stories. However I could not think of too many as it was really hard and I did not want to torture you all to come up with funny comments. I did think of the following; 'The Tell-Tale Elbow'. 'Winnie the Poe & other Children Stories'; 'Nevermore: The Raven Cookbook'. 'Opium for Dummies' .... I dare you to come up with another one.

- I work at the same office for 10 years in fancy midtown Manhattan. My office is near all these glamorous stores. Gucci, Prada, Salvatore Ferragamo, Fendi, etc. I have gone into all these stores a total of zero times in 10 years.I just can't afford their prices so why even browse?

- The cheapest ticket I found online for the final game ever at Yankee Stadium on September 21st is $268. Should I buy it?

- I wonder if there is a woman in the world named Fallopia?

- The best gift I got for my birthday was a re-gift. At my birthday party, my friend Walter handed me a gift bag with an opened metal box of Curve Cologne, Ode de Toilette and Body Wash. The bottles were not opened though. As he handed me the bag he said 'Happy birthday. I got this gift from someone else a while ago but I never used it. It was at the back of my draw. Enjoy.' Well hell! I didn't even expect a gift from him but I love the smell of Curve! Plus I saw this same gift tin box at Macy's it is a $75 value! Wow thank you Walter!

- Once a month or so I order Chinese food from a place near my office that I have always called 'East-Ocean Dragon'. Well I walked past there today and noticed it is only called 'East-Ocean'. How did I add Dragon to the name??

- There are a lot of bus advertisements for the new film called Baby Mama staring Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. However, they have airbrushed away the scar off Tina Fey's left cheek in the ad. Why?? Everyone knows Tina Fay has that scar. So why airbrush it out? I wonder how she feels about it?

- Speaking of Tina Fey, she is still my Top Five List of Women I Wish to Marry Someday. My new list consists of Eva Green, Danica Patrick, Leah Remini, Tina Fey, Katherine Heigl. It is also the first time Alyssa Milano has not been on my list since before she became a character on Melrose Place. I have finally given up on her.

- Finally, my co-worker Leap O'Faith, who sits right behind me, plays her radio every day and listens to the Top 40 stations. Everyday I have to hear that new annoying John Mayer song 'Say' where he repeats 50 times 'Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. Say what you....AHHHHH!!! Shut that bloody radio off!!!!!

- The Mountain Cat

90 comments:

Doc said...

How did I add Dragon to the name?? - AND WHERE ARE MY DAMM WON TONS ????

Doc said...

TBATHOM = AKA War and freakin' Peace

The Mountain Cat said...

Damn I miss those won-tons.
Doc, I think I confused this place with that restaurant that we always went to in Charlotte. I think it was called R.J. Dragons??? Is that the correct name?

The Mountain Cat said...

Hey leave me alone Doc! There should not be a cap on comedy or my art!! Besides your random thoughts are epic too!!

Doc said...

LOL @ RJ Dragons...(watch out for the Daves Insanity Poo-Poo platter)

My picking on the percieved length of your rambling thoughts was my artistic license... It's comedy my good man... LOL!

Man, I am funny!

Leighann said...

Wow you sure have a lot floating around in your head. No wonder your ears were stuffed up.

I don't even know where to start commenting on it all.... so I guess I'll just flash my boobs!

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, Maybe this TBATHOM is too long considering who the other two people have made comments so far....oh well volley back to you.

The Mountain Cat said...

nevermind. Hi. Leighann.

Anonymous said...

Buy the Yankee ticket or you'll probably regret it later...you're too much of a fan NOT to go!! Plus, the price will probably only go up if you wait too much longer...

Curve does smell great...it's one of my favs! Yeah...thanks, Walter! (I sit right behind Vince, so I get a whiff from time to time...)

As for my choice in music, suck it up, man! I happen to like that song...and I did make a change from Z100 since they play the same songs every hour. However, I will consider requests if you're in the mood for something else...

LeapOFaith

PS - Doc, TMC DOES have too much time on his hands today. LOL!!

Leighann said...

I almost clicked the Brad Pitt link JUST to make sure....

We used to say You think you're hot shit on a silver platter but you're just a cold turd on a paper plate

Ric Ocasek is more than likely a wildcat in bed. Either that or he dopes her up.

I was about to slap the shit out of you for using "dude" and "dudette" so much.

How dare you defile Edgar Allen Poe like that?!

Final game ever at Yankee Stadium? Buy it.

I play quiet music everyday at naptime, usually top 40, so I hear that song too! If only the kids could sleep through my Arena Rock station!

Anonymous said...

Leighann - I like your version better...TMC's was just gross!

LeapOFaith

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

I DID click the Brad Pitt link...I'm that gullible. Even when you tell me it's a fake I still have to make sure.

I'm not supossed to be on here...I have no will power. I wonder if I can disable the internet for a day?

Fallopia said...

Yes there is someone named Fallopia in the world, you asshole!
Now leave me alone.

Doc said...

Ok, I like John Mayer and that song is better than "Wonderland"

I don't know about the rest of them but Danica is married

That Poe list gave me a headache... I am truly greatful you dropped that idea.

SSSSPpppeeeeewwwww may be my new most annoying word in the history of human speech

Your freaky movie reminds me of that old show tales from the darkside

Ozzy Ozbourne sounds like the Geico lizard with Parkinson's disease

Leighann said...

*takes a bow* Thanks LeapO!

Miss Merry it'll be 10 times worse if you disable your internet because you'll be sitting there wondering what we're all up to AND hoping that you'll be able restore your connection easily!

Leighann said...

Fallopia must have something stuck in her ass. *cough*bitch*cough*

*giggle*

RichardHead said...

Yes there is someone named Fallopia in the world, you asshole!
Now leave me alone.



BWAHHAHAHAHAAA - She told you!!!

Leighann said...

Leah Remini and Katherine Heigl are married as well.

Katherine Heigl also smokes like a chimney. That may be a turn on for some though?!

Fallopia said...

Buy the g-d Yankee ticket you cheap bastard!!

Doc said...

To steal a line from Anndi from yesterday Fallopia may have something stuck in her vajayjay.

Lu' said...

It would go something like this: 'Janet, I just love your breast...ah...I mean dress'. Pass me the p**** Mario... ah...I mean peanuts.

I wonder if there is a woman in the world named Fallopia? Check the birth records in Harlem; JOKING :)

How did I add Dragon to the name??
Maybe that's how your ass felt after lunch and so your mind just incorporated it into the name of the eatert.

Jay said...

Yeah Rick Rolling is all the rage in forums and chat rooms. It was pretty funny the first few times. The next 7,000,000 times? Not so much. LOL

I'm glad you passed on the Poe idea. That would have been brutal.

The Mountain Cat said...

Leighann: Your boobs are welcome here anytime.

Miss Merry Sunshine: You are a memeber of the cyber darkside like us. Enjoy it, why fight it?

Doc: You just make up these dislikes just to be my advesary.

Fallopia: Welcome to my blog.
Sorry I agitated you...twice apparently.

Richardhead: Thank you for stopping by. But please don't be a dick.

Lu': No Harlem jokes..unless of course you live there?

That restaurant R.J. Gators has great southern fried Dragon tail. Yummy.

Lu' said...

That name sounds like it could be old south too, As Scarlette and Falopia sat on the veranda sipping mint julips, Rhett appeared and Scarlette beckond him breathlessly to come hither...

The Mountain Cat said...

Jay, you should come up with a Cynical Bastard Roll.

Oh well, time for lunch. I think I will get a sushi Dragon Roll.

Lu' said...

I've been there. Does that count?

Leighann said...

I went to High School with a chick named LaTwatta, how's that?

Mt Cat, thanks for being so kind to my boobs!

Doc said...

Doc: You just make up these dislikes just to be my advesary.

Maybe, but it's more fun than a monkey eating Pop-Rocks !!

The Mountain Cat said...

Lu': No!
Leighann: Yes!

Dana said...

My new list consists of Eva Green, Danica Patrick, Leah Remini, Tina Fey, Katherine Heigl.

TMC, you must have had a brain fart - my name isn't anywhere on this list!

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, What????????

The Mountain Cat said...

Dana, You are not on the list because we are already married silly! Remember that night at the Golden Nugget? Duh!

fallopia said...

Gawd Mountain Crap, This blog is too much for me. Someone should tie some tubes around your mouth to shut you up!

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

ROFL, this is just hilarious. Exactly how my brain works too, LOL

Doc said...

I went to High School with a chick named LaTwatta, how's that?

Pretty funny actually. Vin and I went to school with a guy whose first name was Perry and middle name was Mason.... can you guess his last name? Yep "Justice"

and (go figure)he plays a prominent role in the murder Vin and I were involved in in High School

The Mountain Cat said...

I once knew a hooker named Mini Mazzola.

Claudia said...

"Now I live in Manhattan"

* sighs *
I wish. I'd let you have Tina in exchange.

Leighann said...

Perry Mason Justice? Scuse me while I roll my eyes LOL!

When I worked at the daycare one of my kids was named Stormy Sunshine!

Yes, her parents were raging hippies, why do you ask?!

Karen said...

My office is above a Coach store and I have been in there at least 5 times - and I have only been there for 4 months. I think I need to take shopping lessons from Mt. Cat.

Lu' said...

I don't recall going to school with anyone with non typical names. The security guard at the mall, his name was Richard Dick Cox. I don't think his parents were funny at all.

Micky-T said...

Wow a little faster people and you will exeed one comment for every minute in the first hour

GO!!!!

Perry Mason Justice said...

Vinny shut the fuck up mother fucker!

Micky-T said...

Buy the ticket,
Don't be cheap.
If the game really sucks,
Well then you can weep!

Anndi said...

Are we on stupid names? Because I used to work with an electrician named Richard Richard. He was such a dick.

Micky-T said...

PMJ You must be a nice here!

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc used to date an Asian woman named Fat Ho.

Leighann said...

Perry Mason Justice said...
Vinny shut the fuck up mother fucker!



Someone needs a breath mint!

The Mountain Cat said...

Oh no! Leap O'Faith shut that fucking radio off right now!!!!!

Doc said...

Doc used to date an Asian woman named Fat Ho.


It was Phat Ho...

And I think Vinny still has Perry Justice on tape makeing that quote a few lines up.

Bina said...

I never knew what Rickrolled meant, but then again, I've only heard of it once before.

My husband's ears get that way all the time and he has to go get the wax removed. I've always been told what clean ears I have! Hey, it's something to be proud of!

Love your Soap Opera Name!!!

Ya know, Baby Mommy is all my 5-year-old talks about. She REALLY wants to see it, and her fav line? "Sorry I farted in your purse".

Dana said...

The Golden Nugget?? How appropriate!

Leighann said...

Bina, my 5 year old stopped dead in her tracks yesterday to say that to me!

LeapOFaith said...

Ok, TMC...stop cryin' - the song is over!!!

BUT, our song is on now...Linkin' Park rocks!!!!!

*See TMC cover ears while running away*

Knight said...

Mountian Cat, you do realize you are teaching me how to stalk you more effectively, right?

In my grammar school we just said "You Suck!" and sometimes added "Shitbag". You all were far more creative I guess.

The horror movie made me think of "Tales From The Crypt" as well. I remember watching them use a corkscrew to pull a brain out through someone's nose. Good show!

The Mountain Cat said...

Shadow of the Day by Linkin Park IS another overplayed song on Zit100.

oh this is funny, Cut and past:
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f155/gilby_jr/rickastleysignfull.jpg

LeapOFaith said...

We're not listening to Z100! But I agree, both songs are overplayed...even though I like them. Maybe I'll switch to a classic rock station tomorrow...

The Mountain Cat said...

Knight said;
Mountian Cat, you do realize you are teaching me how to stalk you more effectively, right?

Knight, take a number. LOL (Yeah I wish)

The Mountain Cat said...

L O' F,

Shut off your radio so I can put on my iPod and put my 18,000 songs on shuffle. :-)

LeapOFaith said...

Go for it...but you have to play it loud enough for me to hear. Do you think Rocky will mind??? LOL!

The Mountain Cat said...

Rocky is knee deep in egg shells right now. He won't mind.

Doc said...

When I am in NYC I listen to Jack FM - Super shuffle!

Don't let Mt Cat hit shuffle on his Ipood - You might get stuck listening to me trying to give a couple of old people a damn phone # for 9 minutes.

LeapOFaith said...

Ok, so you all know what I have to deal with here...I turned off my radio so TMC could play his 18,000 songs on his Ipod for us. (I'm such a considerate friend and co-worker...) So, guess what he plays first...you ready????

Shadow of the day by Linkin Park!!!

To top it all off, I couldn't hear it...told him to turn it up, but he made me get up and walk over there just to hear he was playing the same damn song we hear ALL day long!!!

Smooches, Mt. Cat!!!!!

leapofaith said...

Doc, that would be FUNNY!!!

Fredrick Beattie's Mom said...

Oh my goodness let me start all ova!

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, I have the iPod on shuffle now and damn that stupid Uncle Kracker song is playing. How'd that get on there? I need to delete it.

leapofaith said...

...and I'm putting my radio back on cuz you're not playing it loud enough for me to hear!!!!!!!!!!!

Doc said...

Vin and I used to argue all the time about Uncle Kracker... LOL!

"Follow me..."

Leapofaith said...

I love that song!!

Which of you liked him...?

Doc said...

Vin HATED Unkle Kracker... called him a soft bubble gum pop artist...And I had to explain to him that Kracker is the guy yelling BAWWITHTHABAW at the beginning of Kid Rock's song... Not exactly bubble gum.

LOL!

The Mountain Cat said...

I hate that song. My argument is that Uncle Kracker couldn't sing and only got to release a song because of a good producer who compressed his stinky voice to make is sound less sucky. Thank you.

The Mountain Cat said...

yes Doc I know he was part of Kid Rock's Twisted Brown Trucker Band.
Joe-C can sing better than Uncle Kracker and he's dead!

Doc said...

If you listen to follow me closely you can hear Kracker sniff really loud like he was congested while singing....

The Mountain Cat said...

Uncle Krackers makes the Bare Naked Ladies look like the Beatles.

pat said...

My Grandmother would never leave you and fall asleep and let you watch a horror film that you remember till today...... It must have been me!!! MtCat there are so many other events that made you who you are today....

And fellow Bloggers...He is the cheapest youngin in the family...
he will admit it
how about getting a sample size lady Stetson for your birthday....
now thats a gift...lol

Doc said...

Now you are just tryin' to piss me off Vin....

The Mountain Cat said...

Oh Pat my dear loving saint of cousin, Yes I may of had a couple moments of sparce-ness but overall I am VERY giving. Lets stop the madness now lest we open the floodgates some more Patty if you know what I am referring to???

Love Always,
The 36 year old Mountain Cat

PS: As a kid I washed you dishes for 25 cents a dish when other child dishwashers were making 30 cents a dish. But I forgive you.
:-)

The Mountain Cat said...

LOL, come on Doc it is all in good fun! Oh but I am sure that the Canadian Bare Naked Ladies love hockey more than NASCAR. Don't bet me! ROTFL! Go Rangers!

Doc said...

I sure hope BNL likes hockey more than NASCAR

The Mountain Cat said...

Another NASCAR, for chim-pan-zees.
And every one is, telling Doc Puh-leezz.

Christine said...

I remember watching "Dark Shadows" at Grandma's house. Anyone remember that scary soap opera type show? Angelique!

The Mountain Cat said...

Sis,
Maybe that was the show that scared me?? Remember her apartment on Narrows Ave.? She had her bed in the hospital bed in living room and I was on the couch across from her. She fell asleep and I was left alone in the dark with Carlos the burnt body. It is a very vivid memory of my youth but I cannot fund the name of that movie! I will research Dark Shadow. Thanks sis.

pat said...

No hospital bed in the living room cuz........and your gift is in the mail so open the gates

Pat said...

lets all remember GIVING is something you do from your heart...when you have and choose to hold onto it for yourself verses not having it and trying to get it to give someone else...I think a persons character is defined.....

The Mountain Cat said...

Pat, Gramda had one of those remote control beds in the living room against the wall. Remember I thought I broke it once when I press the 'up' button on the remote too long and it got stuck and I tried to play it off that it wasn't me? It wasn't me!
Thanks Pat!
Love, Vin

pat said...

Oh yeah it was YOU!!! i Knew it I was punished for a week...as the oldest i took the heat....boy the things you find out.........

The Mountain Cat said...

Pat, Yeah and remember when I set the house on fire? Wow, good times.

Christine said...

I do remember the bed. But remember, you are younger than me Vince so Dark Shadows may not have still been on - I was in elementary school when I watched it. Gram would be stiting in that front, window room on her rocker!

PAT said...

SOUNDS LIKE "PSYCHO"

Lu' said...

Christine we actually watched it some years back. A calbe station was running it. My sister watched it when she was in school. Barnabas ooh and Quentin.

Sassy Mama Bear said...

I'll take this challenge, I am a Poe fan...
Top Ten List of Unreleased Edgar Allen Poe Stories.

The Barrel of Bagwine

An Ascent into Opium Delight

The Doc of the Peach

The Island of the Mt. Cat

The Sirloined Better

Never Bet the Matt-Man Your Sarcasm

The Premature Release of Joy

Murders by the Blue Borg

The Sit and The Whendulum

The System of a Wild Cat and a Crazy Doc

Some Choice Words With A Dealer

Poems:

A Nightmare within a Wet Dream

Spirits of Blogs Gone By