Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 4/15

This week we are heading to the other side of the world for Tuesday word game. The article this week's game comes from is interesting to say the least. Apparently the massage parlor industry in Jakarta is so out of control that they have to padlock the pants of the masseuses to keep them from prostitution. I think that sounds pretty severe and I wonder who has the key? But I digress.

While that is pretty funny in and of itself what I find most odd is the government minister who is quoted in the article. I am not making this up, Indonesia actually has a State Minister for Women's Empowerment. What the hell?? I wonder what exactly is is this person does all day? I guess looking for different ways to empower women and checking up on the hookers in the massage parlors.

Reading that got me to wondering what other kind of odd government ministries they have in Indonesia? Let's make a few up. Complete the news article with an interesting (and funny) government ministry job this government may have and the best wins a peach.

JAKARTA (Reuters) - A bid by a local government in Indonesia's East Java province to curb prostitution by asking masseuses to wear a padlock on their pants was an insult, a newspaper quoted the minister for women's empowerment as saying.

The recently implemented policy in the tourist area of Batu was misguided, State Minister for Women's Empowerment Meuthia Hatta told the Jakarta Post on Thursday.

"It is not the right way to prevent promiscuity. It insults women as if they are the ones in the wrong," Hatta said.

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for _______________ .

Good luck and of course enter often.

-Doc

108 comments:

The Mountain Cat said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for LoJack.

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for banning Dancing with the stars from TV in Indonesia beacuse it causes amnesia.

Christine said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the Department of Rub-N-Tug.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Man, you are on a DWTS bashing rampage today! WUWT?

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for funny motivational posters

Lu' said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Chastity Belts R Us. "We were not offered to quote on that contract".

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for wiping that smug ass smile off Bill Belechick's face.

Dana said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for locksmith training

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the United Sex Workers Union.

Dana said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the Protection of Lock Picker Rights.

Dana said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Chastity Belt Manufacturing

Lu' said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for No Lockboxnooky. Their mission is to abolish this new blueball law.

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the promotion of extramarital affairs

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for abolotion of stinky massage oil and lotions.

The Mountain Cat said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the Indochina Sucky-Sucky House of Prostitutes.

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Male Subjugation.

Anndi said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the promotion of nude Tuesdays and topless Thursdays.

Anndi said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the promotion of suspenders.

Anndi said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Silly Walks.

no wait.. that's something else...

Doc said...

I was wondering if someone would say Silly Walks... It was the first thing I thought of when I read that article.

Anndi said...

Scary isn't it?

Doc said...

Terrifying :o

The Mountain Cat said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Shiatsu 指圧

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Keeping the Olympic torch safe.... errr Former Minister

WNG said...

State Minister for Outrages, but of course, he was ignored.

Karen said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for GAG BALLS and MUZZLES.

(It is a slipperly slope.)

Anndi said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for anti-massage chiropractors who love you looooong time.

Leighann said...

Damn I'm going to have to dust of my old brain for this one!

Anndi, where you been all damn day?

Leighann said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Freak and Fetish Equality.

Leighann said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Geriatric Greatness.

Leighann said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Heather Mills. "No one else will have her!"

The Mountain Cat said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister Sir Fucks-a-lot

Leighann said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Fabulous and Feelin It! Indonesia's premier gay and lesbian hot spot!

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Lumberjack protective services

Anndi said...

Anndi, where you been all damn day?


MOI? Trying not to get stuck in this comment section... again... I failed. ;)

Leighann said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Rodent and Vermine Equality.

Leighann said...

Yes you, (Anndi) check your damn email once in awhile would ya, some of us have too much time on our hands and like to send out icky Heather Mills jokes and have hot email sex!

MUWAHAHAHA!

Anndi said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for spending public funds in 'reputable' institutions (headed by recently immigrated and newly appointed Eliot Spitzer).

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Icky Heather Mills jokes.

Anndi said...

Yes you, (Anndi) check your damn email once in awhile would ya, some of us have too much time on our hands and like to send out icky Heather Mills jokes and have hot email sex!

MUWAHAHAHA!


Looks like I'll have some interesting reading when I get home tonight... woooooohoooooooo!

Anndi said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the proliferation of hot email sex.

Leighann said...

Looks like I'll have some interesting reading when I get home tonight... woooooohoooooooo!

Yes, yes you will! Should I send you my phone number? ;)

Anndi said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for fingerprint access control technology.

Leighann said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for We're Not China House pet Free Food Association.

Anndi said...

Yes, yes you will! Should I send you my phone number? ;)

so you can whisper sweet nothings in my ear?;p

Leighann said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the Microchip Your Wife Corporation.

Leighann said...

so you can whisper sweet nothings in my ear?;p

Do you want that before or after the heavy breathing and slurping sounds?

The Mountain Cat said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Leighann & Anndi's Sex Tape Distributor.
:-)~

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Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Chia Pet pornography

Leighann said...

Leighann & Anndi's Sex Tape Distributor.

Mt Cat, everyone already knows that's YOU!

Leighann said...

Chi Chi Chi Chia! **shakes ass**

The Mountain Cat said...

Leighann & Anndi,

Listening to you two makes me happy that I am still single.
:-).... *sigh*

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Mt. Cat Poaching

Leighann said...

Mt Cat, if you only knew what we said behind closed doors. Or in private emails! :D

Leighann said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Dirty Doctors & Naughty Nurses.

Leighann said...

Mt. Cat Poaching

DOH!

Anndi said...

Mt Cat... we have to do something about that...

Doc said...

Leighann & Anndi = Nurses ??

Anndi said...

Mt Cat, if you only knew what we said behind closed doors. Or in private emails! :D

*giggles*

Anndi said...

Leighann & Anndi = Nurses ??

You rang Doctor?

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Anteater Poaching

Leighann said...

Leighann & Anndi = Nurses ??

Yes please!

The Mountain Cat said...

Leighann & Anndi, Then come to Jersey to visit me. I am known as the Quagmire of Jersey City! Giggity Giggity Giggity! ;)

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Peach-looking water towers.

Doc said...

Hey Vin... FYI,

NFL Schedule just released. 4 days before Christmas Carolina Panthers AT NY Giants... Guess where I will be ????

Karen said...

ummm...Mt. Cat.....u live in jersey city? like 15 minutes from me? i never realized this!

Pat said...

Also quoted was the Minister for womans Communications, who always was quoted as teaching them to "Reach out and Touch Someone)

The Mountain Cat said...

Yeah Karen, You need to come to party town. JC is where it's at!

Doc said...

Karen, you can probably hear his Mt Cat roar as he prowls the mean streets

Doc said...

...on his trusty PATH train.

Pat said...

Lets Wish one of our fellow Bloggers and MTCats Sister and my dearest Cousin a HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE! Have a great year! Ilove You!!!!!

Karen said...

LOL - I was going to say you have to come to Montclair and whoop it up with us. We have a fun scene here.

The Mountain Cat said...

Karen, Sure I haven't been to Monclair in a while. Can I bring Yogi?

Karen said...

Yogi is here. I see him at church from time to time.

Lu' said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Tourism. They just spent thousands printing the new slogan. Indonesia vist us for a relaxing lay.

Lu' said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for STD's. They just got iin a truck load of penicillin and wants to make sure it gets used.

Doc said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Chuck Norris-isms

Pat said...

Happy Birthday Christine!!!!!!

Doc said...

Pat - Check out the Dancing with stars comments if you want to see what we came up with for Christine's Birthday.

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Happy Endings equal Low Divorce Rates.

The Mountain Cat said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the 10,000 women Wilt Chamberlain slept with.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Doc
I was out this morning I could have been rambling on and on...

Doc said...

Welcome Back Merry Sunshine... Thats a good one!

Christine said...

Thanks for the Birthday wish Pat! I love you too.

Bina said...

This is an outage, was Indondesia's State Ministier for Prositiutes R Us.

Bina said...

This is an outage, Indonesia's State Minister for Equal Vajayjay Rights

Bina said...

Quoted as saying "This is an outrage!" ws Indonesia's State Minister for Men's Right to Masseuse Sex

Doc said...

(I love the way Bina types... ya'll remember the "dust cropping" ? )

:p

Bina said...

Also quoted as sahying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Women's Rights for Wild Moneky Sex

Bina said...

Hey, it's my keyboard!!! LOL Plus I'm doing this while I work!

Bina said...

Plus I have band aids on two different fingers!

Bina said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outage", was Indonesia's State Minister for YJKOBT sexual fantasy time!

LOL

Doc said...

I am just picking with you Bina... I kid because I care.

BTW - You are kicking butt on this today - this is gonna be a tough decision on the Peach

Lu' said...

Hi Bina. Did use use OUTAGE instead of OUTRAGE because of where you work :)

Lu' said...

This is an outage, Indonesia's State Minister for Equal Vajayjay Rights

^ Bina that was a good one :)

Doc said...

Bina's is a good one Lu..... I like it.

BTW - Has anyone seen Jahooni ?

Jay said...

Holy shit! 96 comments already? Hope I'm not repeating anyone's comment ...


"Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Gettin' Giggy With The Wiggy"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giggy+with+the+wiggy

Lu' said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for the Department of I.S.T, (Illegal Sex Trade), Mr. Weeskru Yu.

Jay said...

BTW, the reason for the Minister of Women's Empowerment is because Indonesia has a secular minority government although a majority of it's citizens, or a nearly a majority are Muslims. The office is ensure that women are not denied their rights by the Islamic majority.

Anndi said...

Indonesia vist us for a relaxing lay.

Good thing they spelled it that way... or they'd be in trouble with Hawaii.

Anndi said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for STD's. They just got iin a truck load of penicillin and wants to make sure it gets used.


I heard they had stock in pharmaceuticals!!Apparently they also wanted to boost the Viagra sales.

Anndi said...

BTW, the reason for the Minister of Women's Empowerment is because Indonesia has a secular minority government although a majority of it's citizens, or a nearly a majority are Muslims. The office is ensure that women are not denied their rights by the Islamic majority.

Jay... SMOOCH

Doc said...

No why did Jay have to throw some logic in ??

R.E.H. said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Free Prostitution.

Well, I've been meaning to play along for a while... late entry!

R.E.H. said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for Chastity Belts of Yesteryear.

Just to throw another one into the mix ;)

Anndi said...

Chastity belts of yesteryear!
*giggle*

Micky-T said...

Also quoted as saying, "This is an outrage," was Indonesia's State Minister for I'm so fricken late, how can I get a peach?