Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Dancing with the Stars--Week 5

Tonight was "Latin night" on the dancefloor. The couples were either doing the Samba or the Rumba. Both are fun to watch. It was also "open shirt" night which is my favorite night of the season. This week I actually missed almost all of the dances due to a meeting. However, my wonderful hubby took great notes for me so here is the rundown according to him. He missed Mario so someone should chime in with their thoughts on that one.

Priscilla Presley has fallen from grace. I almost feel like singing "Ding Dong the witch is dead" but that would be ugly. She did get the lowest scores from the judges and the little snipet that I saw in the recap was boring.

Ooo, how I wish I had seen Marissa's samba. I love the samba with its energy and shaking. I especially wish I had seen more of Tony's chest. I likey-likey! Marissa was wearing my favorite color and did a great job with the routine. She is climbing the chart and left the night with the 3rd highest score.

The judges felt that Cristian's rumba was not erotic enough. He has turned out to be a big disappointment for me. He doesn't have much of that Latino sexiness I was hoping for. It's a little more like village idiot. I don't think he'll be around much longer.

Poor Marlee, I think her time may have come. She was very off on her rhythm most of the routine. I can imagine the Samba must be very hard for a deaf person because so much of it is based on beat and feeling the music. She did give it all her heart though.

Once again, Kristi proved she is a force to be reckoned with. She took what the judges said about only having one side and turned it upside-down! Starting out all prim & proper and turning into a loose & wild woman was facinating to watch. She also captured the only 10s of the night.

Shannon has really had a rough go of it these past 2 weeks. First Derek hurts his neck, then he has food poisoning. Can't a guy get a break? I think they did well taking all the into consideration. However, I was surprised to see that Shannon had trouble getting her hips to move.

Ahhhhh...Jason & Edyta. Their dance was like foreplay. In fact, was it just me or did anyone else think it looked like Jason had a boner throughout the dance? Of course, who could blame him with a partner like that? Those moves were smooth as silk. I could watch them all night.

Once again, thank you to hubby for helping out tonight. My picks for elimination this week are Priscilla or Marlee. Hard to decide which one without having actually watched their dances. Tune in tonight at 9pm EST to find out for sure.

-As American as Apple Pie

42 comments:

Karen said...

I think Pricilla has to go. Jason was great, but Marissa was AWESOME. If you can catch her dance on youtube, it is certainly worth it.

As American as Apple Pie said...

I'll try and check it out later today. Thanks Karen!

Doc said...

Thank you to Apple Hubby for the assist...

Lu' said...

Before I read the rest I just have to say you must go to the web somewhere and see Mario. HOT HOT HOT! Ok I'll finish reading and come back.

Lu' said...

OK Pricilla did a great split and her legs look terrific. The dance was OK.
Marissa was robbed. 8's all around please. She was terrific. I don't know what they want from her. She is not gonna get skinny people! Judge her on HER merits.
I didn't watch Christian or Marlee. I was watching two tv's and I chose Bones over them. He's not all that great and I am over ooh let's watch the deaf girl dance. She is not that good.
Kristie TOOK IT. WOW.
Shannon tried you could tell. She is just not cut out for the hip moving rhythm groovin dacing. She excels at the slow dances though. I thought she looked real good.
BONER HA HA HA. Jason was wearing those stupid stupid pants. Cameron wore those alot when he was on, ick. I think there dance was more about Edyta look at me, see what I can do, than about dancing. She tends to do this.

The Mountain Cat said...

It is my sister's birthday today!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE!!!

As American as Apple Pie said...

Happy Birthday Christine! I am sending you a virtual slice of birthday apple pie.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Ok, I'm slowly catching up with the dances on You Tube inbetween doing actual work. Marissa's dance was awesome! She is losing weight too, you can tell. She is the sleeper of this show, I think.

Now, on to watch Kristi. I'll be back to comment.

Christine said...

Thank you friends! I feel grateful for my gifts of good health, a wonderful family great friends, and laughter from this blog-spot!

Doc said...

Happy Birthday Christine !!

(if you wanna have some more laughter for your b-day come back this afternoon for Tuesday word game... Rumor is that it's funny)

As American as Apple Pie said...

Kristi's dance was great. I thought it had a lot of sex appeal but it wasn't as hot as some of the others.

I didn't think Marlee's dance was that bad. Yes, there were times where she was a beat or 2 behind but I thought it was pretty good.

I'll be back with my report on Priscilla.

As American as Apple Pie said...

SNOREFEST! Ack...Priscilla's dance was awful. Not sensual at all, too much posing. She definately needs to go home.

Doc said...

How many more weeks does this show have?

The Mountain Cat said...

Christine is starting her own reality show for her birthday. It is called 'Dancing with the Cougars.'

Doc said...

Christine shoule go on the new TV show that my production company is pitching... The Cougar-ette. The premise is a hot older woman in her 40s goes on a dating show and has to pick from 20 guys. 10 in their 40s and 10 in their 20s.... What do you think?

As American as Apple Pie said...

The show has 6 weeks left. Suck it up.

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, And whoever Christine rejects at the end of every episode gets mauled to death on stage by a live Puma! Great TV, don't you think? Or is it too sadistic?

Doc said...

Apple... Can you get them to vote off 2 per week. Good lord six weeks left? Thats after doggone Memorial day.

Vin... Ummm thats not what I had in mind. I was thinking more along the lines of She ends up not being able to decide who she wants so she ends up "keeping" two of them ROOOOAAAR !!

The Mountain Cat said...

Or how about Chris dons a big clock around her neck, gets gold cap teeth and lives with Flava Flav for a year? Maybe they'd get married? I'd love Mr. Flav as a brother-in-law.

Doc said...

Well if you are gonna pimp your sister out why not go all the way and set her up with Brett Michaels on the Rock of Love ??

Christine said...

Ha, ha...Rock of Love! Dear God - poor Bret. **I've actually watched many episodes!**

Thanks for laughing at my expense. But I am no cougar. A Cougar takes the lead, yes? I've been approached. Was I being Punk'd?

I would love to be on a Dancing show.

Anyway, Glad it's Tuesday for Word Game fun!

Lu' said...

Brett Michaels is a slut that's why.

Happy Birthday Christine :)

The Mountain Cat said...

No Doc, Brett Michaels is a scumbag. How dare you even suggest that for my poor sister???

Lu' said...

Right on Mt CAt and how could you suggest she get gold capped teeth.

The Mountain Cat said...

Yeah Flava Flav is much much more classy than Brett Michaels.

Lu' said...

Well he's a slut too but on him it doesn't look as bad. I don't know maybe it's the spiffy clothes.

The Mountain Cat said...

AAAAPie,

How about a new show called 'Dancing with the Wolves' hosted by Kevin Costner who will do his best Ryan Seacrevice imitation. 'Costner, out!'

Christine said...

How about Dancing with the sleeze balls...staring Kristy Joe and Brett Michaels. Although, I'd take Brett over Flav any day.

Isn't one of those Rock of Love girls that famous boxer's sister? I can't think of his name but he was caught in women's fish nets??

Doc said...

How about Dancing with Doc... Where we listen to BNL, Bon Jovi, and The Who and pretend like we are playing air guitar ?

The Mountain Cat said...

How about Dancing with Yo Gabba Gabba?

Doc said...

They alerady have that one... Thats what Yo Gabba Gabba is.

"My name is _____ I love to dance!"

The Mountain Cat said...

How about a show called 'Stoning at the Pediophile'. Miley Cyrus can host and Gary Glitter will be the first guest. He can sing Rock N' Roll, Part 2 and then, when he finished, the audience will throw rocks at him. Sound good?

Doc said...

"No we are not going to f-----g play Stonehenge tonight"

The Mountain Cat said...

Your Majesty you look like the pissboy!

As American as Apple Pie said...

I like the dancing with Doc idea. How about we each send in a video with us doing our best dance and Doc gets to judge. Of course, he has no dancing knowledge, so maybe I should judge.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Actually there might only be 5 weeks left.

I have many and varied powers and talents but, alas, influencing the peeps at DWTS is not one of them.

Doc said...

"And you look like a bucket of s---!"

Anndi said...

It is my sister's birthday today!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE!!!


Happy Birthday Christine!!

Mt Cat.. figured out how to send cake through the internet yet?

Anndi said...

I didn't watch Christian or Marlee. I was watching two tv's and I chose Bones over them. He's not all that great and I am over ooh let's watch the deaf girl dance. She is not that good.

Woman with one leg... then deaf woman... what's next? Richard Simmons?

Doc said...

They already have that Anndi... "Sweating to the Oldies"

I am afraid whats next is Amy Winehouse

Travis said...

Hey! Thanks for stopping by my place and checking my review.

I'm looking forward to keeping up with your thoughts. Do you also watch So You Think You Can Dance?

Cheers!

ZenDenizen said...

Marissa and Tony were adorable but Mario and Karina had the most polished, smoothest dance.

I thought the same thing about Jason and those stupid pants Cameron wore...