Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 4/22

I really missed you guys the past few days. I was out of the office on Friday volunteering and yesterday I was home with my son having "Daddy Day." It was fun but I did miss you guys. Anyway I am back and of course today is Tuesday and you know what that means kiddies??? YEP, you got it..... Tuesday Word Game !!!

For this week's word game we head to the great state of Arkansas. According to this article Arkansas apparently has some sheer geniuses for drug dealers. Or at least some hungry ones. Because this particular MENSA member hid his pot inside a box of fried chicken as if no drug dog would smell it there? Anyway this got me to thinking about some other interesting places that drugs could be hidden and I came up with the following for today's game:

MAGNOLIA, Ark. - Police in Magnolia, Ark., say it wasn't the fried chicken in Savalas Vantoli Stewart's car that gave off a funky smell.
Instead, officers who pulled over Stewart on Friday night say they found a side dish of marijuana hidden in a recently purchased box of chicken.
Police say officers smelled marijuana coming from the car and found it after Stewart consented to a search.


Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was _______________.

Give us an idea of your interesting (and funny) drug hiding places. Make as many comments with suggestions that you would like and as always the funniest wins the Peach. Oh and I also want to see if anyone can guess the first thing that came to my mind as a hiding place that someone might suggest. (based on my knowledge of how you guys think)

-Doc

75 comments:

Christine said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden were... Tai Sticks woven as dreadlock hair!

Real Live Lesbian said...

I ALWAYS hide mine between my THIGHS! Breaded or not, it's the perfect hiding spot! ;)

Doc said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Mt. Cat's ipod

(He told me it has a crapload of storage)

Doc said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was under Donald Trump's combover.

Knight said...

ha. nice one doc. I wouldn't smoke it after it touched the Donald.

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

Sickest - in your kid's diaper bag or carseat

Grossest - anyone's hooha or butt

Cleverest - wrapped in a plastic baggie, empty shampoo insert baggie, full shampoo back up (so I've heard...)

Best place for an outdoor concert-in your smelly sock that you wore with your birkenstocks

Knight said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Heather Mills hollow leg.

Doc said...

DING DING DING !!!

that didn't take long... Knight guessed correctly!

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Heather Mills hollow leg

that was the first thing that came to my mind that someone would answer !!!

ROTFLMAO !!

Doc said...

Scary isn't it that we think alike ?

As American as Apple Pie said...

Miss Merry--Sounds like you have some experience with this.

Doc said...

I agree with Apple... I found that article last Thursday I had no idea about the 4/20 thing Miss Merry blogged about.

Doc said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in the Pope's funky red shoes.

Knight said...

Yeah, I figured that would be it. I had to look up her name to make sure I had the right person. It was either that or some Yo Gabba Gabba reference.

Doc said...

LOL @ Knight!

Speaking of which... I am pretty sure that the creative talent behind Yo Gabba Gabba indulged themselves in a bit of the ganja when making that crazy show up.

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

For sure...back in the day I used to be quite the pothead...now if I partake, I insist on telling everyone around, "OMG I'm sooo high right now." I cannot hang like I used to :)

Doc said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in packets of Arby's Horsey sauce.

(you have to be a long time reader to get this one)

Christine said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was ... hidden inside a couple of stolen Won Tons!

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was...deep in the bowels of a Dirty Pirate Hooker =)

Doc said...

ROTFL @ Christine... thats an oldie and goodie too (I wonder where Leap O' Faith has been?)

DPH... That sounds more like a Dirty Pirate Smuggler... :p

Christine said...

And where has Jahooni been??

Christine said...

Oh...I think Jahooni is on vacation so says her blog!

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

ROFL @ Doc. That was an awesome comment!

Doc said...

Jahooni is in her own little world...

Leighann said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in between Dolly Parton's cleavege.

Leighann said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Kenny Roger's foreskin.

Leighann said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Jahooni's own little world.

Doc said...

ROTFLMAO !!!

Bina said...

Wow! Some of these are pretty darn good! I'm going to have to think long and hard on this one. The only two answers I could think of have been taken.

But hey, the shampoo bottle? Damn good idea!

Leighann said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in between Dolly Parton's cleavege.

By the way, that's not even the strange part. It turns out that Verne Troyer (mini-me) was sitting in between her breasts holding on to it.

Anndi said...

Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a wall in the new Yankee stadium..

Bina said...

Ya know, I just can't think of anything! I even asked my husband cause he was a big pot head and sold it as well, in college. Yea, the Manager of Engineering for the 3rd largest company... don't wanna give that away.

Anyway, he said he kept his hidden in the "fake" radio in his Plymoth Champ". Not interesting at all.

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

lmao @ Leighann!!!

Anndi said...

Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was

wrapped up in Mt Cat's patent application for his revolutionary cake-shoving through the internets technology.

Doc said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was inside a bag of Funyuns.

No wait a minute that can't be right....

Doc said...

BTW - Anndi you are funny as heck!

Mt. Cat had to get (no kidding)his ears cleaned out this afternoon... thats why he hasn't joined us!

Doc said...

Leighann... I think dolly was just using Verne as an accessory.

Anndi said...

Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was

in a giant peach.

Anndi said...

Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was

in Amy Winehouse's hair (well, that thing on her head).

Anndi said...

Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was

in a container at the bottom of New York Hot Dog vendor water.

Anndi said...

Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was

up the lady panda's vajayjay (why else do you think they haven't been able to procreate?)

Doc said...

in Amy Winehouse's hair (well, that thing on her head).

Not gonna let you get by with that one... that would be the MOST obvious place ever

Leighann said...

I don't think that was drugs in Amy Winehouse's hair, I think it was the remains of Jimmy Hoffa!

Anndi said...

BTW - Anndi you are funny as heck!

Thanks sugarpants! Flattery will get you everywhere!

Anndi said...

Not gonna let you get by with that one... that would be the MOST obvious place ever

now, now, grasshopper.. nobody expects the obvious. ;)

Doc said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Dr. Suess' house... his response to the charges? "I will not smoke it with a pipe, I will not smoke it with my wife!"

Doc said...

Thanks sugarpants! Flattery will get you everywhere!


Oh and nice try with the Panda vajayjay thingy... I see you are trying to cover all the bases.

The Mountain Cat said...

Wow I hear these comments much better now. And no Doc I keep angel dust in my iPod thank you very much!

...They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Heather Mill's wooden leg as it was easier for her to use the leg for bong hits.

The Mountain Cat said...

oh snap! Knight used that idea already. Sorry Knight. I am all out of ideas. I gotta go back to work now...

Doc said...

Someone inform Mt. Cat that his fellow New Yawker already beat him to (with) Heather Mills' leg...

Doc said...

Shows how Mt Cat and I think alike... Mills was the first thing each of us thought of....

The Mountain Cat said...

...They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a Lion's mouth when he kissed the women of YGAKOBT.blogspot.com so the drugs would transfer from one mouth to another without the park rangers suspecting a thing.

Doc said...

Dude... that is just creepy. You have oficially taken that Lion kiss thing too far...


LOL!

Leighann said...

You have oficially taken that Lion kiss thing too far...

I was pretty much thinking the same thing!

The Mountain Cat said...

Hey whatever it takes to love the laides! Giggity giggity goo!

The Mountain Cat said...

I meant ladies...oops Freudian slip....hee hee


(I will have one more Freudian Slip in my TBATHOM tomorrow afternoon!)

Leighann said...

Giggity giggity goo!

Who wants to chip in to buy Mt Cat a hooker? This guy really needs to get laid!

:p

Doc said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in the wheel well of Kyle Busch's race car coming back from Mexico City.


(We could only be so lucky)

Doc said...

Who wants to chip in to buy Mt Cat a hooker? This guy really needs to get laid!


I won't be chipping in to that...Thats what I spent my entire 20s doing...


LOL J/K

The Mountain Cat said...

Leighann, I don't pay for hookers. Hookers pay me. Alright! Giggity!

Leighann said...

Leighann, I don't pay for hookers. Hookers pay me. Alright! Giggity!

To do what?

BADA BING!

The Mountain Cat said...

Ahh that is my business Leighann!
:-)~

Dianne said...

Holy Crap this is a fun place, I have to get by here more often.

my brother used to steal my nickel bags and hide them in the broiler section of the old oven (Mom never cooked) until one day ...

let's just say Mom was pissed but laughing her ass off.

Leighann said...

Ahh that is my business Leighann!
:-)~


I know you really want to tell me. Feel free to email me privately! :D

Doc said...

Watch out for the "Lion Tongue" Leighann... It got Knight this past weekend.

Thanks Dianne... We love having you. Stop by often!

pAT said...

Squirrels go nuts on crack



Squirrels ... digging up stashes







By VIRGINIA WHEELER

SQUIRRELS are getting hooked on crack cocaine — hidden by addicts in gardens.

They are digging up the stashes and eating the mega-addictive drug, which comes in small chunks.

Several have been spotted behaving bizarrely in Brixton, South London, since a police blitz against pushers and users.

One resident said: “My neighbour said dealers had used my garden to hide crack.

“Just an hour earlier I’d seen a squirrel digging in the flower-beds.

“It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot, but it kept on desperately digging. It seems a strange thing to say, but it seemed to know what it was looking for.”

Other residents have seen squirrels become unusually aggressive.

The RSPCA said: “These animals are big foragers. They are attracted by smell and will dig up what they fancy.

“If a squirrel did open a bag of crack and start consuming it there is no doubt it would die pretty quickly.”

Crack squirrels are a recognised problem in America. They are common in parks used by addicts in New York and Washington DC.

They have been known to attack park visitors in their search for a fix.
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Jay said...

"Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was inside Sammy Sosa's corked bat."

"Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust pizza."

Dana said...

WTF is wrong with my Google Reader?? I just get notification of this post?? And all of the Heather Mills answers were already taken!

Shows how Mt Cat and I think alike...
I cannot believe you actually said that outloud - it's bad enough that we all think it *wink*

Horsey Sauce
Only the best condiment is worthy!

Dana said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in Apple Pie's ... well ... Apple Pie!

The Mountain Cat said...

Pat, Have you've gone squirrelly?

Dana, what did I say out loud?

Dana said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a bowl of okra served to Doc.

Dana said...

You didn't say it Mt. Cat, Doc did!! He admitted - out loud - that the two of you think alike! Now, maybe you take that as a compliment? I don't know ...

pat said...

Im " NUTS " and they dont fall far from the tree.........

The Mountain Cat said...

we are all koo-koo.

Micky-T said...

They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was in a jello mold of a hollow leg presented by Jennifer Willbanks to Al Pacino on the opening night of NBC's new weekly show,"Just keep on believing that."

Lu' said...

Officers say this isn't the most odd place they have ever found marijuana hidden. They say the strangest place they ever found drugs hidden was _______________.

Mt Cats ear canal, what?

Debbie from Dallas' dildo

Kim Kardashian's supposed butt implants.

The locker belonging to Pricilla Presley's plastic surgeon