9. Make that red Pope hat fashionable.
8. Buy knock off Gucci wallets and sunglasses from a street corner 'salesman'.
7. To promote the manufacturing of his Pope Mobile which has 40 MPG on the street, 50 MPG on the highway.
6. Exercise the Chicago Cubs 100 year curse of not winning the World Series.
5. Go to a New York Ranger playoff game and yell 'Potvin Sucks!'
4. Take the Sex & the City bus tour.
3. At mass at St. Patrick Cathedral, tell the crowd that Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code will replace the King James Bible. Cough. Then laugh. Then yell 'Fool you!'
2. Go out 'clubbing' with Jenna Bush and her friends.
And the #1 Thing that Pope Benedict XVI Wants to Accomplish on His Trip To America....
1. Make Oprah kiss his feet.
Any other warped ideas folks to compete for my Lion Award??? Happy Friday.
- The Mountain Cat