Friday, April 11, 2008

Friday's Top Ten List - April 11th.

It seems like more and more there are new retirement home communities and developments that are being built across this great nation of ours. However, it is often very difficult to find the right one for our senior loved ones when that time comes where they need 'special attention' you can't or don't have time to provide (You know who you are and you should feel guilty about it dammit!).....But I digress.....Seriously now, I did some research and I came up with a list of the best quality retirement communities. However I must warn you, these communities have some weird and ironic names, but they will give you dear old folks the top notch attention they deserve in their Golden Years.

I give you The Top Ten Retirement Home Communities:

10. White Light Heights
9. Novena’s Passage
8. Flat Line Farms
7. The 9th Inning Inn for Retired Professional Ball Players.
6. Cadaverous Meadows
5. Cemetarista
4. Fading Creek
3. Peat Moss Manor
2. Lime & Daisies Botanical Compost Crossings
1. Happy Trails at The Last Resort

If anyone is interested in any information on these places, I do have the addresses for them if want? LOL
Does anyone know of any other high quality Retirement Home Communities?
The best recommendation will win a Lion Award!

- The Mountain Cat

98 comments:

Phfrankie Bondo said...

Bye-Bye Bungalos....The Shippin'-Out Shack...Last Gas For 50 Miles....

Dana said...

Alzheimer's Acres - where you can crawl in the wrong bed and no one calls the police!

Doc said...

- Viagra Villas
- Short timers Estates
- Droopy Hills
- Mount Matlock
- Across the Great Divide
- Depends Isles

Lu' said...

"Might Not Smell Good But It's Home" Retirement Community. Corporate Headquarters Odessa Florida USA.

Killing Time Village.

"Can't Take It With You" Retirement Home. We'll galdly help you with that.

Dana said...

Dementia Orchard - where they aren't paranoid, everyone is out to get them!

Lu' said...

Viagra Vista Estates. Our motto "We help you climb any mountain"

Cialis Palace Luxury CONDOMiniums.
Less than 4hrs from any amusement, we hope.

Doc said...

Dana... I think Dick Cheney will be taking up residency there starting next January.

Doc said...

Del Boca Vista

Doc said...

Cialis Palace Luxury CONDOMiniums.
Less than 4hrs from any amusement, we hope.


- Priopism Palisades

The Mountain Cat said...

Bought the Farms

Davy Jones' Locker & Rest Home

The Wilting Igloo House of Alaska

Knight said...

Dante's Inferno of Fun Retirement Village. Located just below the boarder.

Knight said...

Kevorkian's Cottages "We kill with care."

eek Too far?

Doc said...

Dante's Inferno of Fun Retirement Village.

I hope the AC works there....

Knight... I promise you that Mt. Cat will LOVE Khevorkian cottages. That is his sense of humor.

Phfrankie Bondo said...

"Finally, Your Flashback" Home for aging Hippies......

Leighann said...

Pasty Acres -- Crafts every day at Noon -- Today's project "How to make glue"

Leighann said...

Deja Vu Highrise -- You won't be seeing this again

Lu' said...

Follwed by a slide presentation on "why we shouldn't eat it"

Leighann said...

Gramps Gardens -- Our fertilizer is ALWAYS fresh!

Lu' said...

Shriveled Fruit Towne Homes a not so active Gay Community.

Leighann said...

End of Days Rest Home

You age 'em
We'll cage 'em!

The Mountain Cat said...

Jekyll & Formaldhye's Alzheimer's Care Center

Leighann said...

Sunny Hills Estates

Where your teeth are my teeth!

Doc said...

Inheritance Acres - "It's so expensive here your kids won't get squat"

Leighann said...

Heather Mills Highrise

Daily baths given by Heather Mills herself. Do you like your water tepid?

Leighann said...

Noplace

You're nowhere and noone is coming to visit.

Doc said...

Very Shady Acres - "We hire ex-cons to care for your moms"

The Mountain Cat said...

Pushing Up the Daisy's Work Out & Gymnasium for Athletic Seniors(with personal trianing by Richard Simmons while you listen to Sweating to the Oldies!)

The Mountain Cat said...

Madame Tussaud's 'After' Care Center.

Lu' said...

Pushing Up the Daisy's Work Out & Gymnasium II for Overweight Seniors (Richard Simmons will help you fit into the box.)

Doc said...

Julian Lennon's Rest Home... "Where it's much too late for goodbyes"

Anndi said...

Mush Meadows - Forgot yer teeth? doesn't matter!

Anndi said...

A very popular retirement home for ex-Hockey players BTW

Anndi said...

Into the Light Estates - We get you started on your Journey

The Mountain Cat said...

The Purgatorium Beach Community of Florida

Doc said...

Ifaicgu Falls

(can anyone figure it out?)

The Mountain Cat said...

Jihad Junction for the Non-Martyred.

The Mountain Cat said...

Ifaicgu Falls

WTF???

Anndi said...

Trickle Creek Manor - You can Depends on us

Anndi said...

Ifaicgu Falls

WTF???


What he said....

Leighann said...

Silent Halls

Morphine is our friend!

Doc said...

Ifaicgu Falls = I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up Falls


(I crack myself up sometimes)

Karen said...

The Geriatric Jungle

Hearing Aid Harbor

House of Has Beens

Anndi said...

Ifaicgu Falls = I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up Falls

Where your panic button is your friend?

Anndi said...

House of Has Beens


Beans?

Doc said...

House of Has Beens


Beans?


BWAHAAAHAHAHAA !!

Lu' said...

Pick Your Poison Palasades. An assisted "living" community.

Anndi said...

Silent Halls - when we withold the fiber

Lu' said...

Rootin' Tootin' Ranchero - where we don't withold the fiber.

Jay said...

Casket Napper's Village.

Life Alert Towers. There's a Shoney's in the lobby of this one.

Anndi said...

Life Alert Towers. There's a Shoney's in the lobby of this one.

Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Lu' said...

Know when to fold 'em. Located in Las Vegas Nevada.

The Mountain Cat said...

No Remorse Horse Ranch for those forgotten seniors left to pasture.

Anndi said...

The A.C. - hipster community founded by the Hot Flash Mammas

Doc said...

Casa De Geritol

Doc said...

Obituary Isles - "Check up on your friends"

Leighann said...

Hot Flash Mammas -- The Bunny Ranch for mature adults!

Leighann said...

Casa De Geritol

Are the residents shaken AND stirred?

The Mountain Cat said...

Yo Gabba Gabba Gardens.

Anndi said...

Yo Gabba Gabba Gardens.

You're askin' for it....

Leighann said...

Yo Gabba Gabba Gardens.

Obviously it's been awhile since your last bitch slap!

Anndi said...

Yo Gabba Gabba Gardens.

Yo Gumma Gumma Gardens?

The Mountain Cat said...

The Halitosis House

Lu' said...

Smelling Saltz sea side living seniors.

Doc said...

Yo Gumma Gumma Gardens?

OMG ANNDI!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA !!

I nominate this one for something... These are all funny but this one is just ridiculous

Doc said...

Hot Flash Mammas -- The Bunny Ranch for mature adults!

Does the bar there serve Ensure ?

Pat said...

Solomons Secret Secluded Spa
People are dying to get in because " the food menu is soft
and their stools are hard "

ooooh thats sad

The Mountain Cat said...

The Murtaugh Home for Retiring Cops who are too old for this shit!

Anyone get the reference??

Doc said...

Yeah, I got it.

Ginormous Boobs said...

Send me the addresses...I need to start planning on where I'm going to retire (unload) my parents.

Anndi said...

Eternal Slumber Haven... no wait, I'm getting ahead of myself... nm

The Mountain Cat said...

Six Feet Over/Under & OTB

Doc said...

Plots 'R US - With our new salad bar!


(anyone OTHER than Mt. Cat get that reference?) Anndi might get it...

Sassy Mama Bear said...

My submissions...
- Eternal Rest Home for the Aged
- My Kids Don't Love Me Saloon
- When I'm 64 Villas

Anndi said...

Coma Cabanas

The Mountain Cat said...

'Down at the Coma, Comacabbbbaaaaana!'

hee hee Anndi.

Anndi said...

Weird Al?

Doc said...

Blue Hair Buena Vista

Anndi said...

I think I owned a VHS tape of that movie....

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc,
Wow you are right, Anndi did get it! Long live Stanley Spodowski!

Doc said...

Damn, Anndi you are good !!!

(are you sure you didn't use to hang out with me and Vinny in college?)

Anndi said...

I'm a geek..

Doc said...

VHS ??? - I thought they only had Betamax in Canada ?? :p

The Mountain Cat said...

The Film Screening Retirement Home. Movie screenings all day and all night. Tonights films are 'Gone in Sixty Seconds', 'Death Becomes Her' and 'Meet Joe Black'.

Anndi said...

Doc.. trust me, you'd remember if I had. Mind you, mass quantities of alcohol can lead to forgetfulness...

Doc said...

Anndi works at "spatula city" HA!

Anndi said...

They never made Betamax in Canada... all y'all are the testing ground for that stuff. :)

The Mountain Cat said...

huh? what Anndi? I don't understand? LOL

The Mountain Cat said...

For the folks who have no idea what we are talking about, the references are from the Wierd Al Yankovic movie 'UHF'. Also, starring a pre-Kramer Michael Richards are the janitor Stanley.

Anndi said...

'I like their spatulas so much, I bought the company'

Doc said...

Smooth Victor Kiam reference there Anndi.

Anndi said...

thank you Sir...

WNG said...

Completely off topic I'd like to say that making one choose between liquors is cruel and unusual punishment and a violation of my Constitutional rights. As protest I will be drinking all of the polled liquors this weekend.

Single In The City said...

Heaven or Hell Peaceful Senior Living!

I played, I Played!!!!!



Doc: Thanks I got your Comment!!Oh and my message on my fridge was maybe from...... Mt.Cat.. I love yall to pieces!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks SitC! Thank you all. A winner will be decided over the weekend.

Micky-T said...

.....Your Days Are Done.....
"We'll deal with your shit"

...Past Prime Gardens...
"The best for your buck"

....The Last Stop Villa....
"We'll take you to the end"!

Christine said...

Florida

Sitting in Silence said...

The waiting room Inn..

Lesley said...

Denture Dens....