It seems like more and more there are new retirement home communities and developments that are being built across this great nation of ours. However, it is often very difficult to find the right one for our senior loved ones when that time comes where they need 'special attention' you can't or don't have time to provide (You know who you are and you should feel guilty about it dammit!).....But I digress.....Seriously now, I did some research and I came up with a list of the best quality retirement communities. However I must warn you, these communities have some weird and ironic names, but they will give you dear old folks the top notch attention they deserve in their Golden Years.I give you The Top Ten Retirement Home Communities:
10. White Light Heights
9. Novena’s Passage
8. Flat Line Farms
7. The 9th Inning Inn for Retired Professional Ball Players.
6. Cadaverous Meadows
5. Cemetarista
4. Fading Creek
3. Peat Moss Manor
2. Lime & Daisies Botanical Compost Crossings
1. Happy Trails at The Last Resort
9. Novena’s Passage
8. Flat Line Farms
7. The 9th Inning Inn for Retired Professional Ball Players.
6. Cadaverous Meadows
5. Cemetarista
4. Fading Creek
3. Peat Moss Manor
2. Lime & Daisies Botanical Compost Crossings
1. Happy Trails at The Last Resort
If anyone is interested in any information on these places, I do have the addresses for them if want? LOL
Does anyone know of any other high quality Retirement Home Communities?
The best recommendation will win a Lion Award!
- The Mountain Cat
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Bye-Bye Bungalos....The Shippin'-Out Shack...Last Gas For 50 Miles....
Alzheimer's Acres - where you can crawl in the wrong bed and no one calls the police!
- Viagra Villas
- Short timers Estates
- Droopy Hills
- Mount Matlock
- Across the Great Divide
- Depends Isles
"Might Not Smell Good But It's Home" Retirement Community. Corporate Headquarters Odessa Florida USA.
Killing Time Village.
"Can't Take It With You" Retirement Home. We'll galdly help you with that.
Dementia Orchard - where they aren't paranoid, everyone is out to get them!
Viagra Vista Estates. Our motto "We help you climb any mountain"
Cialis Palace Luxury CONDOMiniums.
Less than 4hrs from any amusement, we hope.
Dana... I think Dick Cheney will be taking up residency there starting next January.
Del Boca Vista
Cialis Palace Luxury CONDOMiniums.
Less than 4hrs from any amusement, we hope.
- Priopism Palisades
Bought the Farms
Davy Jones' Locker & Rest Home
The Wilting Igloo House of Alaska
Dante's Inferno of Fun Retirement Village. Located just below the boarder.
Kevorkian's Cottages "We kill with care."
eek Too far?
Dante's Inferno of Fun Retirement Village.
I hope the AC works there....
Knight... I promise you that Mt. Cat will LOVE Khevorkian cottages. That is his sense of humor.
"Finally, Your Flashback" Home for aging Hippies......
Pasty Acres -- Crafts every day at Noon -- Today's project "How to make glue"
Deja Vu Highrise -- You won't be seeing this again
Follwed by a slide presentation on "why we shouldn't eat it"
Gramps Gardens -- Our fertilizer is ALWAYS fresh!
Shriveled Fruit Towne Homes a not so active Gay Community.
End of Days Rest Home
You age 'em
We'll cage 'em!
Jekyll & Formaldhye's Alzheimer's Care Center
Sunny Hills Estates
Where your teeth are my teeth!
Inheritance Acres - "It's so expensive here your kids won't get squat"
Heather Mills Highrise
Daily baths given by Heather Mills herself. Do you like your water tepid?
Noplace
You're nowhere and noone is coming to visit.
Very Shady Acres - "We hire ex-cons to care for your moms"
Pushing Up the Daisy's Work Out & Gymnasium for Athletic Seniors(with personal trianing by Richard Simmons while you listen to Sweating to the Oldies!)
Madame Tussaud's 'After' Care Center.
Pushing Up the Daisy's Work Out & Gymnasium II for Overweight Seniors (Richard Simmons will help you fit into the box.)
Julian Lennon's Rest Home... "Where it's much too late for goodbyes"
Mush Meadows - Forgot yer teeth? doesn't matter!
A very popular retirement home for ex-Hockey players BTW
Into the Light Estates - We get you started on your Journey
The Purgatorium Beach Community of Florida
Ifaicgu Falls
(can anyone figure it out?)
Jihad Junction for the Non-Martyred.
Ifaicgu Falls
WTF???
Trickle Creek Manor - You can Depends on us
Ifaicgu Falls
WTF???
What he said....
Silent Halls
Morphine is our friend!
Ifaicgu Falls = I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up Falls
(I crack myself up sometimes)
The Geriatric Jungle
Hearing Aid Harbor
House of Has Beens
Ifaicgu Falls = I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up Falls
Where your panic button is your friend?
House of Has Beens
Beans?
House of Has Beens
Beans?
BWAHAAAHAHAHAA !!
Pick Your Poison Palasades. An assisted "living" community.
Silent Halls - when we withold the fiber
Rootin' Tootin' Ranchero - where we don't withold the fiber.
Casket Napper's Village.
Life Alert Towers. There's a Shoney's in the lobby of this one.
Life Alert Towers. There's a Shoney's in the lobby of this one.
Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
Know when to fold 'em. Located in Las Vegas Nevada.
No Remorse Horse Ranch for those forgotten seniors left to pasture.
The A.C. - hipster community founded by the Hot Flash Mammas
Casa De Geritol
Obituary Isles - "Check up on your friends"
Hot Flash Mammas -- The Bunny Ranch for mature adults!
Casa De Geritol
Are the residents shaken AND stirred?
Yo Gabba Gabba Gardens.
Yo Gabba Gabba Gardens.
You're askin' for it....
Yo Gabba Gabba Gardens.
Obviously it's been awhile since your last bitch slap!
Yo Gabba Gabba Gardens.
Yo Gumma Gumma Gardens?
The Halitosis House
Smelling Saltz sea side living seniors.
Yo Gumma Gumma Gardens?
OMG ANNDI!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA !!
I nominate this one for something... These are all funny but this one is just ridiculous
Hot Flash Mammas -- The Bunny Ranch for mature adults!
Does the bar there serve Ensure ?
Solomons Secret Secluded Spa
People are dying to get in because " the food menu is soft
and their stools are hard "
ooooh thats sad
The Murtaugh Home for Retiring Cops who are too old for this shit!
Anyone get the reference??
Yeah, I got it.
Send me the addresses...I need to start planning on where I'm going to retire (unload) my parents.
Eternal Slumber Haven... no wait, I'm getting ahead of myself... nm
Six Feet Over/Under & OTB
Plots 'R US - With our new salad bar!
(anyone OTHER than Mt. Cat get that reference?) Anndi might get it...
My submissions...
- Eternal Rest Home for the Aged
- My Kids Don't Love Me Saloon
- When I'm 64 Villas
Coma Cabanas
'Down at the Coma, Comacabbbbaaaaana!'
hee hee Anndi.
Weird Al?
Blue Hair Buena Vista
I think I owned a VHS tape of that movie....
Doc,
Wow you are right, Anndi did get it! Long live Stanley Spodowski!
Damn, Anndi you are good !!!
(are you sure you didn't use to hang out with me and Vinny in college?)
I'm a geek..
VHS ??? - I thought they only had Betamax in Canada ?? :p
The Film Screening Retirement Home. Movie screenings all day and all night. Tonights films are 'Gone in Sixty Seconds', 'Death Becomes Her' and 'Meet Joe Black'.
Doc.. trust me, you'd remember if I had. Mind you, mass quantities of alcohol can lead to forgetfulness...
Anndi works at "spatula city" HA!
They never made Betamax in Canada... all y'all are the testing ground for that stuff. :)
huh? what Anndi? I don't understand? LOL
For the folks who have no idea what we are talking about, the references are from the Wierd Al Yankovic movie 'UHF'. Also, starring a pre-Kramer Michael Richards are the janitor Stanley.
'I like their spatulas so much, I bought the company'
Smooth Victor Kiam reference there Anndi.
thank you Sir...
Heaven or Hell Peaceful Senior Living!
I played, I Played!!!!!
Doc: Thanks I got your Comment!!Oh and my message on my fridge was maybe from...... Mt.Cat.. I love yall to pieces!!
Thanks SitC! Thank you all. A winner will be decided over the weekend.
.....Your Days Are Done.....
"We'll deal with your shit"
...Past Prime Gardens...
"The best for your buck"
....The Last Stop Villa....
"We'll take you to the end"!
Florida
The waiting room Inn..
Denture Dens....
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