Lion O' Faith

Congrats Leap O' Faith, you just won a Lion Kiss for your song parody of

Ring My Bell by Anita Ward...

I'm glad you're home
Well, did you really miss me?
I guess you did by the look in your eye (look in your eye, look in your eye)
Well lay back and relax while I find a new ring tone
Then you and me can ring my cell
You can ring my ce-e-ell, ring my cell...ding, dong, ding, ah-ah, ring it!

Enjoy your award!

Happy Thursday.

- TMC

Wow an award!

WNG wins a Lion Kiss Award for yesterday's '"Weird Al" Wednesday with this Creedence Clearwater Revival parody:

Long as I remember McCain been comin down.Clouds of mystry pourin confusion on the ground.Good men through the ages, tryin to find the sun;And I wonder, still I wonder, can Barack stop McCain?

Enjoy your award!:

Please visit WNG's blog: A Whole New G.

Also, Doc and I will be hanging at Shea Stadium today! Go Padres!

Happy Thursday.

- The Mountain Cat

Knight Time is the Right Time

Congrats Knight you win my Lion Kiss Award for your tearful comment:

'Leighann shows up with her huge boobs and the next thing I know the cat is out of the closet. I can't keep up with you people. I need to occasionally work during the day.'

Too funny. Enjoy your award, it will be ok.

-TMC (He's dynomite).

It's Friday folks...

That means it is time again for my Top Ten List. So in the grand tradition of Sir George Carlin I give you....

My Top Ten People I Can Do Without:

10. An airline pilot who sounds like Elmer Fudd.

9. Any Italian who prefers the food of The Olive Garden.

8. Anyone who orders a Diet Coke with their Big Mac and large fries.

7. Any man who carries wet naps.

6. A lawyer who answers the phone 'yellow?'

5. A woman with a tattoo under her hair.

4. Any man who calls other people 'yahoos'. 'Gee Dan, that guy is a real yahoo!'

3. A shoe salesman who wears pink socks.

2. A hooker who accepts food stamps.

And the number one person I can do without is:

1. Any member of the clergy that regularly eats at Chuck E. Cheese.

Any other people you can do without?

- The Mountain Cat

Na Na Nananana Na Na Na Nananana Na

Sassy Mama Bear is the winner of this weeks' Misheard Song Lyrics' Lion Kiss Award for completely destroying the lyrics to Centerfold by J. Geils Band. The correct verse is 'My Angel is a Centerfold. But instead Sassy Mama Bear wrote: "My anus is the center hole."

Too funny. Congratulation. Your family will be proud! Come on down and claim your prize:

Thank you everyone for playing. Have a great weekend.

- The Mountain Cat

The Lion Goes Down Under

My favorite comment on my Friday's Top Ten New Stories Goes for 2013 is from our Australian blogster Lesley who wrote this off the wall rant:

As for Aussie predictions.. Cricket will cease to exist and so will football because of cruelty to animals, no more throwing the "pig skin" around. Every Cricket player will have joined the elite Heavy Metal Band and all have singles out with the word sport mentioned in every second verse.Milk will be good for you, but then scientist will say it's bad for you, then good ,then bad, same thing goes with water.. Oh, hang on that's happening already.We will start an Aussie Wood to compete with Dolly Wood.Our Prime Minister will have a punch-up with the queen so that there is no queen and we become a republic.And there's more but since you have probably not laughed at any of this I will quit while I'm ahead.Luv Ya...Lesley

Lesley therefore you win a....
I couldn't find a horny kangaroo so I hope this will do Lesley? Please visit her blog at Lesley's Life & Other Happenings. Great work Lesley as well as everyone else!

- The Mountain Cat

The Pope Got Knight-ed

The winner for my favorite comment on my Top Ten Things Pope Benedict XVI Wants to Accomplish on His Trip To America goes to Knight for her comment…..

Bless the Times Square vendor's hot dog water into holy water. Mmmmm Holy Hot Dogs.

For those of you who live in New York like Knight and I know that the vendor’shot dog water definitely needs to be blessed! Very funny Knight!

Therefore, Knight you win a Lion Kiss! Congrats!


Please stop by Knight’s blog page at: Knight's Knacht-Up Ramblings.

Hope you all are having a great weekend.

- The Mountain Cat

Lion Lion Lion!

It was another tough one this week but Anndi wins my Lion Kiss Award for several of her funny comments on my Friday's List of The Top Ten Retirement Home Communities!

Anndi are you ready? I hope you brushed your teeth......

Ahhhh that was fun...hee hee. Enjoy!

Please visit Anndi's blog at: http://anndisluggage.blogspot.com/.

Y'all have a great weekend all y'all!

- The Mountain Cat

And the winner is....

Lu' wins the popular vote for several of her funny lines in Friday's Top Ten List.

Therefore, Lu' wins her second Lion Kiss Award:

Congratulation Lu'!

- The Mountain Cat

Here is the Kissing Lion video

Leap O' Faith sent this to me:

This Is AMAZING . . . LOVE IS FOREVER !!!

Several years ago this woman found a sick, malnourished lion cub in the jungle.
She took the cub home and fed him and brought him up until he was too big to keep anymore.
Then she made arrangements with a zoo in Colombia to take the lion.
Here's a video of what happened when she went to visit him in the zoo for the first time: http://www.telestereo.com/Archivos/video.html

- The Mountain Cat

And the best bumper sticker is.....

Oh I can't decide.
So it is a tie!

The winners are:

Leighann: 'If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!'

and

Lulita's: 'Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon. Daddy's hunting Momma with a big harpoon.'

You both have won my very first Lion Kiss Award:


Right click and save this photo to your blog page and speak kindly of me to your friends and family. Congratulation you crazy kids. Y'all have a great weekend!

- The Mountain Cat.