Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 4/29

It's once again time for Tuesday Word Game and this week we visit the world of wacky science. According to this article women in Great Britain are getting the chance to eat chocolate for medical research. There are always serious but silly medical experiments going on so I wondered what other off the wall things people could do in the name of scientific research? Lets find out... Complete the following news article with something crazy or outlandish and of course funny that could be done in the name of science:

LONDON, England (CNN) -- Scientists in the UK are seeking 150 women to eat chocolate every day for a year in the cause of medical research.

The trial, at the University of East Anglia in Norwich, eastern England, will test whether a natural compound found in cocoa, the main ingredient of chocolate, could cut the risk of heart disease among women with diabetes.

A Belgian confectionist has created the special chocolate bar containing high levels of flavonoids -- a plant compound that has been shown to reduce heart risk factors -- to be used in the experiment.


The scientists also plan a research project to study if _________________ .

Get creative and answer as often as you like in a comment and the best answer wins a Peach tomorow morning.

-Doc

156 comments:

WNG said...

To see if Vodka can cure virginity.

Micky-T said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if small elbow macaroni swallowed whole and dry [uncooked] can cure tennis elbow.

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Miley Cyrus causes pedophilia.
(Too soon?)

Micky-T said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Rice A Roni Broccoli Au Gratin in large volumes fed through the nose can cure Bronchitus.

Lu' said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if _________________ . After the women gain weight from the choclolate, whether or not the divorce rate goes up.

Knight said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if simultaneously rubbing your belly and patting your head reduces risks of pregnancy.

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Heather Mills' leg falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it scream for more money?

Knight said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if chocolate enemas reduce back pain in men.

Knight said...

rofl @ Mountain Cat

Lu' said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if flatulence could be harnessed to run automobiles.

Lu' said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if YJKOBT should be made into a reality show and premier next year on FOX.

Doc said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if the rise in childhood obesity can in any way be blamed on Yo Gabba Gabba's "Party in my Tummy"


(ok I got it out of the way)

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if steroids caused Roger Clemens to have sex with a 15 year old
(Too soon?)

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if anyone outside of Doc's family watches Yo Gabba Gabba!

As American as Apple Pie said...

Damn Doc! You took mine.

TMC-- if Heather Mills' leg falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it scream for more money? That was awesome!

Doc said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if oral sex can cure swimmer's ear.

Knight said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Yo Gabba Gabba causes seizures in adults.

Micky-T said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study the feasability of marketing a "take home IV" of pure chocolate to appease the increasing number of women wishing to have chocolate available to them while they sleep.

The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks Knight!
Thanks Apple!

Doc said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if an increase in blogging has caused a decrease in work productivity.

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if the Economic Stimulus Checks get us out of this recession or causes a massive increase in 50 inch flat screen HDTV sales.

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if mentioning Keanu Reeves in this blog causes Annikan McFly to return via a Google search.

Micky-T said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study mindless babble in the blog community.

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study what would happen if Gary Glitter and Miley Cyrus were locked in a room together.
(Ok, I will stop now).

Micky-T said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study YJKOBT for it's content of sanity.

Doc said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study YJKOBT for it's content of sanity.


I am pretty sure I know the answer to this one already....

Micky-T said...

Were all in this boat together Doc!

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Cheetos causes you smoke marijuana.

Micky-T said...

Mt.Cat- They did that one in the early 70's

Doc said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if there is any way to make gasoline out of goat piss.


(does anyone else get this thinly veiled reference other than Mt. Cat?)

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Starbuck's Grande Soy Chai Latte causes a recession.

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Chop't salads cause anal leakage.

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Attention Deficit Disorder causes....wait I'll be right back.

Leighann said...

Wow.... after this comment:

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Heather Mills' leg falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it scream for more money?

I'm not sure there's anything left to say! Mountain Cat I am throwing myself at your mercy after that doozy!

Micky-T said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study why the fuck Micky-T is stuck to his computer monitor.

Leighann said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if The Mountain Cat got laid because he is on it today!

leapofaith said...

Doc - I don't think we need science to determine that we definitely ARE less productive!

TMC - I'm eating a Chop'T salad as I read this...eeewwwwww!!! = 0

But other than that, you're on a roll today...LOLOL!!!

Bina said...

Mt. cat. - ADD - Too funny!

The scientists also plan a research project to study if drinking too much Scotch will lead to having the tongue cut out! LOL

(Sorry, I had to)

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study how long repeating the lyrics 'Say what you need to say' causes someone's head head to explode!

Bina said...

The Scientists also plan a research project to study if women who suck helium have bigger boobs.

leapofaith said...

TMC - again, no need for science...I'm testing that theory on YOU!!! LMAO!!

Doc said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if the John Mayer song "Say what you need to say, Say what you need to say, Say what you need to say" is causatic for migrane headaches in felines.

Bina said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Sandalewood Brown Stain can pass as a spray on tan.

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Doc said...

HOLY CRAP VINNY AND ARE ARE SHARING A BRAIN AGAIN.... That song is on here in the office and I was typing when you posted that.

leapofaith said...

Doc - can you write a script for Mt. Cat over here? I think I've already proven that one...I'm sure he's gotten a headache by now! Hee, hee...

Micky-T said...

The Scientists also plan a research project to study if women who suck helium have bigger boobs.

Well, they'll be higher pitched anyway! LOL

Doc said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Sandalewood Brown Stain can pass as a spray on tan.

Once again I will volunteer to assist in this research Bina... ;-)

leapofaith said...

Ooohhhh, so Doc and Vin share a brain, huh?? Now I understand what happens to Vin from time to time...must be Doc's turn! LOL!!

Bina said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if playing that stupid song "I'm not gonna write you a love song..." by Sara Bareilles eveyr 45 minutes will make you stick a pencil through your freaking ear drum to end your misery!

Bina said...
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Doc said...

You ain't gonna believe this but I swear it's true Bina. Sara Barellis is HERE in charlotte today and they are having her as an in studio guest performace of that song in about an hour... HA!

Bina said...

The Scientists also plan a research project to study if men can really spray Sandalwood Stain on a female and not get "side tracked".

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if an inebriated Absolutgator falls asleep in the middle of Savannah and no one is around to see him, will he ever be found? ROTFL!!

Bina said...

Ahhh! I'm so SICK of that freaking song! It's on every 30 - 45 mninutes on every freaking station! What IS it with that song???

Throw me some "She Fu*king Hates Me" any day over that love song crap! LOL

leapofaith said...

Doc - I just have to say that I just finished reading TMC's next post. I don't want to give anything away, but I definitely side with you and already yelled at him! He's one lucky kitty, if you ask me...HA!!

Doc said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Hillary Clinton's cackling laugh is effective at killing kudzu.

Doc said...

Leap O'---- Shhhhhhhh! - e-mail me or hold it until tomorrow...

leapofaith said...

ok, ok...don't yell! ; )

Jahooni said...

is there room me? ;)~
Funny today TMC!

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if that shotgun can ever be pulled from Charlton Heston's cold dead hands.
(Too late?)

Jahooni said...

room FOR me.... i am a little tired and this purked me up!

The Mountain Cat said...

Jahooooooni! How've you been, bab'?

Jahooni said...

oral sex cures swimmers ear, really? ;)~ that is funny!

Jahooni said...

TMC,
I am with Karen... did you get laid last night? ;)~

Doc said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Doc's head will suffer severe depression since tonight Jimmy Buffett is playing 11 miles from his front door and Doc won't be there to see him for the 13th time.

*sniff*

Knight said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if the comments section of YJKOBT is the cure or cause of vertigo.

Micky-T said...

I came in just in time, a perked up Jahooni!!! LOL

The scientists also plan a research project to study why jahooni's get perked up. LOL

The Mountain Cat said...

The female scientists also plan a research project to study if The Mountain Cat got laid last night as well as tonight.

Doc said...

PG-13 Vin... PG-13 !!

Hey Jahooni. Welcome back... Are you gonna get a peach this week??

Micky-T said...

Sounds like you have a plan for tonight Mt.Cat!

Micky-T said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if the unknown zone is known by anybody.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Jimmy Buffet is 11 miles from us?!!! Where? I want to go to Margaritaville!

The Mountain Cat said...

Micky-T, Why yes but it's for scientific study only.

Doc said...

Apple... How about I answer you this way. Try driving down 29 between Mallard Creek Ch Rd and Speedway in about an hour or two and you will know where he is....

Bina said...

I wanna see Jimmy!!!!! I've never been able to.
If only.....

Jahooni said...

Micky-T has perked me up!

Doc,
I am going to try really really hard but these are good!

Leighann said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if all of the YJKOBT contributors and commenters get laid tonight will help or hurt Global Warming.

Leighann said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if cronic masturbation causes ones ears to become clogged.

Micky-T said...

Yay Jahooni, I'll root for you!

Micky-T said...

I have GOT to go do some work now!!

Leighann said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study how receptive the American people will be to the Heather Mills vibrator. Carefully handcrafted of the finest materials to replicate her artificial leg. Each toe will contain it's own seperate bullet and be removable for direct clitoral stimulation.

----

Doc, does that cross the PG-13 line?

Doc said...

Ummm yes... and the grossness line too... LOL

Leighann said...

But I see that it made you "LOL" so that counts for something right?

Fine, I'll take it down!

As American as Apple Pie said...

But funny!

Karen said...

I think I have to stop scheduling meetings on Tuesday afternoons...There is too much to catch up on!

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Jagermiester causes promiscuity.

As American as Apple Pie said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if
Jahooni winning the peach will permanently perk her up.

Doc said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Arby's Horsey Sauce can cure cancer, emphazema, and Lou Gerhig's disease.

As American as Apple Pie said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Doc's fuzzy peaches cause hairballs.

As American as Apple Pie said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if consumption of Starbucks Venti non-fat soy chai latte w/ 2 pumps of chocolate and caramel drizzle causes heightened sexual awareness.

Leighann said...

Doc's fuzzy peaches cause hairballs.

I hate it when that happens!

Doc said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if gummy bears make people sleepy at their desks in the afternoon.

Leighann said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study what exactly Jahooni is willing to do to win a Peach.

Micky-T said...

Karen has a good idea about leaving tuesday afternoons open.
How about:
Tuesday May 20 full moon everyone should cancel work in the afternoon and come here to play at noon. We'll shoot for 500 comments.
Doc, bring a bushel of peaches.

Leighann said...

Gummy bears? Ick.

Some of us are hopped up on Mountain Dew and cleaning supply fumes. *snicker*

Hmm you'd think my answers would be better then huh?

Leighann said...

Maybe my Heather Mills Vibrator ran everyone off?

My bad!

Micky-T said...

I'm still here and not working.
Sick!

Doc said...

I like the idea micky T - I have aan appointment on May 20th but I am sure I can be done by 1 pm. We should call it Peachfest... Everyone who comments gets a special "peachfest" award ane we can shoot for 500 comments.

I like it... A LOT!

I am going to start working on it...

Mark your calendars everyone. Peachfest is May 20th!!!!

Jay said...

"The scientists also plan a research project to study if watching cable news channels at night can really make people's brains shrink."

Yeah, I got nothing.

I need to get here earlier on Tuesdays.

Micky-T said...

Make some t-shirts!

Karen said...

Peachfest 2008. Darn! I have court at 3 PM. I think I might be able to move it!

"Your Honor, I can't make the trial. Sir, it is Peachfest."

As American as Apple Pie said...

Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest!

I want a shirt! I got a great idea for it!

Micky-T said...

LMAOROTF @ Karen

Doc said...

Karen...congrats you got comment # 100 today...YAY! and I think that requesting a continuence(sp) based on Peachfest is a perfectly valid arguement.

Doc said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study who gets the award for the worst role model athlete Mike Vick or Roger Clemens.

Karen said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Thongs cause Wedgies.

Micky-T said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study the effects of "prolonged comment syndrome"

Karen said...

LOL. I have prolonged comment syndrome. And a YJKOBT addiction, I think.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Karen--thongs ARE wedgies. But...they feel SOOOO GOOD!

Knight said...

I'm going to plan an all afternoon "meeting" with my Peachfest client that day. Can't miss the 500 comment sprint.

As American as Apple Pie said...

I KNOW I have a YJKOBT addiction and it's all Doc's fault.

Micky-T said...

Your not alone, it's starting to go worldwide!
There planning to do research soon!LOL

Doc said...

LOL @ comment syndrome and YJKOBT addiction....


BTW - I don't know about "real" t-Shirts but I am already looking in to virtual t-shirts (in the form of a motivational poster)... I think I will host a little contest to see who can come up with the best slogan for Peachfest turned into a Motivational poster we can all share. Did that make sense?

As American as Apple Pie said...

mostly. I was thinking something along the lines of 2 peaches strategically placed with the words "I participated in PeachFest and all I had to do was show MY peaches".

Micky-T said...

Feeling like your in the pits?

Come to Peachfest for a nice fuzzy feeling!

Something like that?

Dana said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if incessant whining will help or hinder Jahooni's acquisition of the peach.

Micky-T said...

LMAO @ AAAAP
Love it!

Doc said...

Apple...Well you make that and submit it as your contest entry.... I will make the contest in a week or so.

Thank you again MickyT what I great idea.

Dana said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if Thin Mints taste better in the body or on the body!

As American as Apple Pie said...

Micky-t--I like your's too!

Dana--I'm going for ON. Do you have some leftovers I can do research with?

Karen said...

Screw work...I am working on my Peachfest slogan for the rest of the day!

The Mountain Cat said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if the Lion Kiss is a prelude to pregnancy. ;-)

Dana said...

Apple, it just so happens that I do! Road trip!

Anndi said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if ...


5 pairs of shoes is enough for a weekend getaway (what?! I have packing on the brain).

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, I'm game for Peachfest. But instead lets call it YGAKOBTPalozza!

leapofaith said...

That's a mouthful...I like Peachfest better. Sorry, TMC...

As American as Apple Pie said...

Dana-I'm there. Save some for when I'm coming through in July.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Anndi--depends on what you're doing on the getaway

Doc said...

Nope... Has to be Peachfest.
(brought to you by YJKOBT)


If you want you can have a Lion Kiss fest in the fall and see how that goes over... LOL ;-)

Anndi said...

AAAAPie: If I'm lucky, some of those shoes will never touch the floor ;)

Anndi said...

Doc, I'm game for Peachfest. But instead lets call it YGAKOBTPalozza!

AKA spit fest?

Dude, we'll sound like we're trying to hock-a-loogy...

Doc said...

Dude, we'll sound like we're trying to hock-a-loogy...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA !!


that might be the funniest thing I have read all day !!

The Mountain Cat said...

ok Doc therefore Monday is
CATO DE LYONO!

Anndi said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if ...

the high produced by the increased chocolate intake is enough to wean wives from their premenopausal homicidal tendencies when their husbands, who have been participating in a parallel study for bean and brocoli generated gaseous emissions as an alternative fuel, pull up the covers and laugh their asses off after letting go of a silent but deadly flatulence.

Doc said...

HEE HEE nice play on words!!

Karen said...

We will have make peach cobbler and drink peach vodka martinis. (That should go over well at the office.)

Sassy Mama Bear said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if ...
men who eat cucumber and Good & Plenty candies truly are the sexiest alive, and women fall at their feet to grovel in lust.

Sassy Mama Bear said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if _________________ ...
Mt. Cat and Doc are really the same person.


Oh yeah, I am all about a Peachfest! Just let me get moved!

Sassy Mama Bear said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if _________________ ...
the placement of too many things up one's nose will cause brain damage. They have contacted the young fella from Cheech & Chong's famous recording to join the panel.

Sassy Mama Bear said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if _________________ ...
losing the keys, remote control, wallet is a learned trait or genetic trait in men of all ages, race, and religion.

Sassy Mama Bear said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if _________________ ...
it is possible for teenage boys to aim and actually hit the toilet when they urinate.


Sorry, been cleaning the bathroom today.

Anndi said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if

increased intakes of chocolate in England will actually be the correlated with increases in dental visits (the current hypothesis is that it will not - we're talking about the English here people...).

Dana said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if eating apple pie increases the amount of time spent watching Dancing with the Stars.

(Sorry ... couldn't resist)

Bina said...

Ha Ha! I LOVE your's Dana. And it really is PG13!

Bina said...

Okay, May 20th! When you decide a time, please let me know if it's Eastern, CST, moutain, whatever. I'd hate to miss it.

Knight said...

Is this one going in the hall of fame? I can't even keep up with the comments!

As American as Apple Pie said...

Ok, I was going for Sassy Mama Bear until I read Dana's. Course, I might be biased...

The Mountain Cat said...

Hey Sassy Mama Bear, If you really think Doc and I are the same person, come back tomorrow afternoon and read the story I am going to post. It will certainly make everyone a believer!

Dana said...

Apple, I started thinking about Thin Mints and you coming through town and I just couldn't restrain myself *wink*

Doc said...

Yeah.. what Mt. Cat said... we are NOT the same person.. even though we do seem to share telepathic thoughts at times... (see above) LOL

Talisman said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if the frequency of nagging declines as chocolate dose increases.

Anndi said...

Okay, May 20th! When you decide a time, please let me know if it's Eastern, CST, moutain, whatever. I'd hate to miss it.

teehee!! Mountain Cat time!

The Mountain Cat said...

Anndi, Every time zone is on Mountain Cat time. ;)

R.E.H. said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study if too much reality TV causes uncongenial perception of reality..

Jahooni said...

my gosh these are TOO FUNNY! Peachfest.. Peachfest... Peachfest...

Dana, if eating apple pie causes too much watching of Dancing with the Stars? rotfl

How can I win over these?
shit!



The scientists also plan a research project to study if too much whinning about not having the peach award causes one to whine, pout and foolishly get to ones knees to beg for it.

I am down on my knees, now what?
;)~

Jahooni said...

i have no problems with selling myself out!

WomensDaily said...

The scientists also plan a research project to study how many men think of shooting themselves when they're out shopping with their wives or girlfriends.