It's once again time for Tuesday Word Game and this week we visit the world of wacky science. According to this article women in Great Britain are getting the chance to eat chocolate for medical research. There are always serious but silly medical experiments going on so I wondered what other off the wall things people could do in the name of scientific research? Lets find out... Complete the following news article with something crazy or outlandish and of course funny that could be done in the name of science:LONDON, England (CNN) -- Scientists in the UK are seeking 150 women to eat chocolate every day for a year in the cause of medical research.
The trial, at the University of East Anglia in Norwich, eastern England, will test whether a natural compound found in cocoa, the main ingredient of chocolate, could cut the risk of heart disease among women with diabetes.
A Belgian confectionist has created the special chocolate bar containing high levels of flavonoids -- a plant compound that has been shown to reduce heart risk factors -- to be used in the experiment.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if _________________ .
Get creative and answer as often as you like in a comment and the best answer wins a Peach tomorow morning.
-Doc
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155 comments:
The scientists also plan a research project to study if small elbow macaroni swallowed whole and dry [uncooked] can cure tennis elbow.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Miley Cyrus causes pedophilia.
(Too soon?)
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Rice A Roni Broccoli Au Gratin in large volumes fed through the nose can cure Bronchitus.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if _________________ . After the women gain weight from the choclolate, whether or not the divorce rate goes up.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if simultaneously rubbing your belly and patting your head reduces risks of pregnancy.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Heather Mills' leg falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it scream for more money?
The scientists also plan a research project to study if chocolate enemas reduce back pain in men.
rofl @ Mountain Cat
The scientists also plan a research project to study if flatulence could be harnessed to run automobiles.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if YJKOBT should be made into a reality show and premier next year on FOX.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if the rise in childhood obesity can in any way be blamed on Yo Gabba Gabba's "Party in my Tummy"
(ok I got it out of the way)
The scientists also plan a research project to study if steroids caused Roger Clemens to have sex with a 15 year old
(Too soon?)
The scientists also plan a research project to study if anyone outside of Doc's family watches Yo Gabba Gabba!
Damn Doc! You took mine.
TMC-- if Heather Mills' leg falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it scream for more money? That was awesome!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if oral sex can cure swimmer's ear.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Yo Gabba Gabba causes seizures in adults.
The scientists also plan a research project to study the feasability of marketing a "take home IV" of pure chocolate to appease the increasing number of women wishing to have chocolate available to them while they sleep.
Thanks Knight!
Thanks Apple!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if an increase in blogging has caused a decrease in work productivity.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if the Economic Stimulus Checks get us out of this recession or causes a massive increase in 50 inch flat screen HDTV sales.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if mentioning Keanu Reeves in this blog causes Annikan McFly to return via a Google search.
The scientists also plan a research project to study mindless babble in the blog community.
The scientists also plan a research project to study what would happen if Gary Glitter and Miley Cyrus were locked in a room together.
(Ok, I will stop now).
The scientists also plan a research project to study YJKOBT for it's content of sanity.
The scientists also plan a research project to study YJKOBT for it's content of sanity.
I am pretty sure I know the answer to this one already....
Were all in this boat together Doc!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Cheetos causes you smoke marijuana.
Mt.Cat- They did that one in the early 70's
The scientists also plan a research project to study if there is any way to make gasoline out of goat piss.
(does anyone else get this thinly veiled reference other than Mt. Cat?)
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Starbuck's Grande Soy Chai Latte causes a recession.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Chop't salads cause anal leakage.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Attention Deficit Disorder causes....wait I'll be right back.
Wow.... after this comment:
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Heather Mills' leg falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it scream for more money?
I'm not sure there's anything left to say! Mountain Cat I am throwing myself at your mercy after that doozy!
The scientists also plan a research project to study why the fuck Micky-T is stuck to his computer monitor.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if The Mountain Cat got laid because he is on it today!
Doc - I don't think we need science to determine that we definitely ARE less productive!
TMC - I'm eating a Chop'T salad as I read this...eeewwwwww!!! = 0
But other than that, you're on a roll today...LOLOL!!!
Mt. cat. - ADD - Too funny!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if drinking too much Scotch will lead to having the tongue cut out! LOL
(Sorry, I had to)
The scientists also plan a research project to study how long repeating the lyrics 'Say what you need to say' causes someone's head head to explode!
The Scientists also plan a research project to study if women who suck helium have bigger boobs.
TMC - again, no need for science...I'm testing that theory on YOU!!! LMAO!!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if the John Mayer song "Say what you need to say, Say what you need to say, Say what you need to say" is causatic for migrane headaches in felines.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Sandalewood Brown Stain can pass as a spray on tan.
HOLY CRAP VINNY AND ARE ARE SHARING A BRAIN AGAIN.... That song is on here in the office and I was typing when you posted that.
Doc - can you write a script for Mt. Cat over here? I think I've already proven that one...I'm sure he's gotten a headache by now! Hee, hee...
The Scientists also plan a research project to study if women who suck helium have bigger boobs.
Well, they'll be higher pitched anyway! LOL
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Sandalewood Brown Stain can pass as a spray on tan.
Once again I will volunteer to assist in this research Bina... ;-)
Ooohhhh, so Doc and Vin share a brain, huh?? Now I understand what happens to Vin from time to time...must be Doc's turn! LOL!!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if playing that stupid song "I'm not gonna write you a love song..." by Sara Bareilles eveyr 45 minutes will make you stick a pencil through your freaking ear drum to end your misery!
You ain't gonna believe this but I swear it's true Bina. Sara Barellis is HERE in charlotte today and they are having her as an in studio guest performace of that song in about an hour... HA!
The Scientists also plan a research project to study if men can really spray Sandalwood Stain on a female and not get "side tracked".
The scientists also plan a research project to study if an inebriated Absolutgator falls asleep in the middle of Savannah and no one is around to see him, will he ever be found? ROTFL!!
Ahhh! I'm so SICK of that freaking song! It's on every 30 - 45 mninutes on every freaking station! What IS it with that song???
Throw me some "She Fu*king Hates Me" any day over that love song crap! LOL
Doc - I just have to say that I just finished reading TMC's next post. I don't want to give anything away, but I definitely side with you and already yelled at him! He's one lucky kitty, if you ask me...HA!!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Hillary Clinton's cackling laugh is effective at killing kudzu.
Leap O'---- Shhhhhhhh! - e-mail me or hold it until tomorrow...
ok, ok...don't yell! ; )
is there room me? ;)~
Funny today TMC!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if that shotgun can ever be pulled from Charlton Heston's cold dead hands.
(Too late?)
room FOR me.... i am a little tired and this purked me up!
Jahooooooni! How've you been, bab'?
oral sex cures swimmers ear, really? ;)~ that is funny!
TMC,
I am with Karen... did you get laid last night? ;)~
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Doc's head will suffer severe depression since tonight Jimmy Buffett is playing 11 miles from his front door and Doc won't be there to see him for the 13th time.
*sniff*
The scientists also plan a research project to study if the comments section of YJKOBT is the cure or cause of vertigo.
I came in just in time, a perked up Jahooni!!! LOL
The scientists also plan a research project to study why jahooni's get perked up. LOL
The female scientists also plan a research project to study if The Mountain Cat got laid last night as well as tonight.
PG-13 Vin... PG-13 !!
Hey Jahooni. Welcome back... Are you gonna get a peach this week??
Sounds like you have a plan for tonight Mt.Cat!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if the unknown zone is known by anybody.
Jimmy Buffet is 11 miles from us?!!! Where? I want to go to Margaritaville!
Micky-T, Why yes but it's for scientific study only.
Apple... How about I answer you this way. Try driving down 29 between Mallard Creek Ch Rd and Speedway in about an hour or two and you will know where he is....
I wanna see Jimmy!!!!! I've never been able to.
If only.....
Micky-T has perked me up!
Doc,
I am going to try really really hard but these are good!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if all of the YJKOBT contributors and commenters get laid tonight will help or hurt Global Warming.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if cronic masturbation causes ones ears to become clogged.
Yay Jahooni, I'll root for you!
I have GOT to go do some work now!!
The scientists also plan a research project to study how receptive the American people will be to the Heather Mills vibrator. Carefully handcrafted of the finest materials to replicate her artificial leg. Each toe will contain it's own seperate bullet and be removable for direct clitoral stimulation.
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Doc, does that cross the PG-13 line?
Ummm yes... and the grossness line too... LOL
But I see that it made you "LOL" so that counts for something right?
Fine, I'll take it down!
But funny!
I think I have to stop scheduling meetings on Tuesday afternoons...There is too much to catch up on!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Jagermiester causes promiscuity.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if
Jahooni winning the peach will permanently perk her up.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Arby's Horsey Sauce can cure cancer, emphazema, and Lou Gerhig's disease.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Doc's fuzzy peaches cause hairballs.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if consumption of Starbucks Venti non-fat soy chai latte w/ 2 pumps of chocolate and caramel drizzle causes heightened sexual awareness.
Doc's fuzzy peaches cause hairballs.
I hate it when that happens!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if gummy bears make people sleepy at their desks in the afternoon.
The scientists also plan a research project to study what exactly Jahooni is willing to do to win a Peach.
Karen has a good idea about leaving tuesday afternoons open.
How about:
Tuesday May 20 full moon everyone should cancel work in the afternoon and come here to play at noon. We'll shoot for 500 comments.
Doc, bring a bushel of peaches.
Gummy bears? Ick.
Some of us are hopped up on Mountain Dew and cleaning supply fumes. *snicker*
Hmm you'd think my answers would be better then huh?
Maybe my Heather Mills Vibrator ran everyone off?
My bad!
I'm still here and not working.
Sick!
I like the idea micky T - I have aan appointment on May 20th but I am sure I can be done by 1 pm. We should call it Peachfest... Everyone who comments gets a special "peachfest" award ane we can shoot for 500 comments.
I like it... A LOT!
I am going to start working on it...
Mark your calendars everyone. Peachfest is May 20th!!!!
"The scientists also plan a research project to study if watching cable news channels at night can really make people's brains shrink."
Yeah, I got nothing.
I need to get here earlier on Tuesdays.
Make some t-shirts!
Peachfest 2008. Darn! I have court at 3 PM. I think I might be able to move it!
"Your Honor, I can't make the trial. Sir, it is Peachfest."
Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest! Peachfest!
I want a shirt! I got a great idea for it!
LMAOROTF @ Karen
Karen...congrats you got comment # 100 today...YAY! and I think that requesting a continuence(sp) based on Peachfest is a perfectly valid arguement.
The scientists also plan a research project to study who gets the award for the worst role model athlete Mike Vick or Roger Clemens.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Thongs cause Wedgies.
The scientists also plan a research project to study the effects of "prolonged comment syndrome"
LOL. I have prolonged comment syndrome. And a YJKOBT addiction, I think.
Karen--thongs ARE wedgies. But...they feel SOOOO GOOD!
I'm going to plan an all afternoon "meeting" with my Peachfest client that day. Can't miss the 500 comment sprint.
I KNOW I have a YJKOBT addiction and it's all Doc's fault.
Your not alone, it's starting to go worldwide!
There planning to do research soon!LOL
LOL @ comment syndrome and YJKOBT addiction....
BTW - I don't know about "real" t-Shirts but I am already looking in to virtual t-shirts (in the form of a motivational poster)... I think I will host a little contest to see who can come up with the best slogan for Peachfest turned into a Motivational poster we can all share. Did that make sense?
mostly. I was thinking something along the lines of 2 peaches strategically placed with the words "I participated in PeachFest and all I had to do was show MY peaches".
Feeling like your in the pits?
Come to Peachfest for a nice fuzzy feeling!
Something like that?
The scientists also plan a research project to study if incessant whining will help or hinder Jahooni's acquisition of the peach.
LMAO @ AAAAP
Love it!
Apple...Well you make that and submit it as your contest entry.... I will make the contest in a week or so.
Thank you again MickyT what I great idea.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if Thin Mints taste better in the body or on the body!
Micky-t--I like your's too!
Dana--I'm going for ON. Do you have some leftovers I can do research with?
Screw work...I am working on my Peachfest slogan for the rest of the day!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if the Lion Kiss is a prelude to pregnancy. ;-)
Apple, it just so happens that I do! Road trip!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if ...
5 pairs of shoes is enough for a weekend getaway (what?! I have packing on the brain).
Doc, I'm game for Peachfest. But instead lets call it YGAKOBTPalozza!
That's a mouthful...I like Peachfest better. Sorry, TMC...
Dana-I'm there. Save some for when I'm coming through in July.
Anndi--depends on what you're doing on the getaway
Nope... Has to be Peachfest.
(brought to you by YJKOBT)
If you want you can have a Lion Kiss fest in the fall and see how that goes over... LOL ;-)
AAAAPie: If I'm lucky, some of those shoes will never touch the floor ;)
Doc, I'm game for Peachfest. But instead lets call it YGAKOBTPalozza!
AKA spit fest?
Dude, we'll sound like we're trying to hock-a-loogy...
Dude, we'll sound like we're trying to hock-a-loogy...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA !!
that might be the funniest thing I have read all day !!
ok Doc therefore Monday is
CATO DE LYONO!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if ...
the high produced by the increased chocolate intake is enough to wean wives from their premenopausal homicidal tendencies when their husbands, who have been participating in a parallel study for bean and brocoli generated gaseous emissions as an alternative fuel, pull up the covers and laugh their asses off after letting go of a silent but deadly flatulence.
HEE HEE nice play on words!!
We will have make peach cobbler and drink peach vodka martinis. (That should go over well at the office.)
The scientists also plan a research project to study if ...
men who eat cucumber and Good & Plenty candies truly are the sexiest alive, and women fall at their feet to grovel in lust.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if _________________ ...
Mt. Cat and Doc are really the same person.
Oh yeah, I am all about a Peachfest! Just let me get moved!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if _________________ ...
the placement of too many things up one's nose will cause brain damage. They have contacted the young fella from Cheech & Chong's famous recording to join the panel.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if _________________ ...
losing the keys, remote control, wallet is a learned trait or genetic trait in men of all ages, race, and religion.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if _________________ ...
it is possible for teenage boys to aim and actually hit the toilet when they urinate.
Sorry, been cleaning the bathroom today.
The scientists also plan a research project to study if
increased intakes of chocolate in England will actually be the correlated with increases in dental visits (the current hypothesis is that it will not - we're talking about the English here people...).
The scientists also plan a research project to study if eating apple pie increases the amount of time spent watching Dancing with the Stars.
(Sorry ... couldn't resist)
Ha Ha! I LOVE your's Dana. And it really is PG13!
Okay, May 20th! When you decide a time, please let me know if it's Eastern, CST, moutain, whatever. I'd hate to miss it.
Is this one going in the hall of fame? I can't even keep up with the comments!
Ok, I was going for Sassy Mama Bear until I read Dana's. Course, I might be biased...
Hey Sassy Mama Bear, If you really think Doc and I are the same person, come back tomorrow afternoon and read the story I am going to post. It will certainly make everyone a believer!
Apple, I started thinking about Thin Mints and you coming through town and I just couldn't restrain myself *wink*
Yeah.. what Mt. Cat said... we are NOT the same person.. even though we do seem to share telepathic thoughts at times... (see above) LOL
The scientists also plan a research project to study if the frequency of nagging declines as chocolate dose increases.
Okay, May 20th! When you decide a time, please let me know if it's Eastern, CST, moutain, whatever. I'd hate to miss it.
teehee!! Mountain Cat time!
Anndi, Every time zone is on Mountain Cat time. ;)
The scientists also plan a research project to study if too much reality TV causes uncongenial perception of reality..
my gosh these are TOO FUNNY! Peachfest.. Peachfest... Peachfest...
Dana, if eating apple pie causes too much watching of Dancing with the Stars? rotfl
How can I win over these?
shit!
The scientists also plan a research project to study if too much whinning about not having the peach award causes one to whine, pout and foolishly get to ones knees to beg for it.
I am down on my knees, now what?
;)~
i have no problems with selling myself out!
The scientists also plan a research project to study how many men think of shooting themselves when they're out shopping with their wives or girlfriends.
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