Friday Hodgepodge...

-I'm not sure if I have hodgepodge spelled correctly but I really don't care actually.

-It's Friday and I am really ready for the weekend. Tonight I am headed to Charlotte Motor Speedway for the Nationwide Series Race featuring Danica Patrick. Will she win? Nope, she will be lucky to finish however she is a draw and makes people pay attention to NASCAR. Rock on Danica!

-The other super cool thing about tonight is that I have been invited to watch the race in the CMS Speedway Club. This is even way more than awesome. It's a fine dining country club located on the front stretch of the speedway where we can have a surf and turf dinner while the race is going on. Yes I'm not sure it gets any better than this. Yes I plan on taking some pictures to share. Sound like fun?

-Other that that we are planning on having a pretty low key weekend. Pumpkin farm tomorrow after soccer and relaxing on Sunday since the Panthers won't be losing. (they have the week off)

-Next weekend however we will be tearing it up... Because it's my birthday!

-Is it just me or are these new Google Ads cooler and more appealing than they used to be... Heck I'm even thinking about clicking on one and switching to Time Warner Cable! (Not sure what Groupon is though)

-So what are you guys doing this weekend?

-Doc

Cinemax After Dark

Hmmm I have so many choices tonight on Cinemax. First there is Passion Cove. Then followed by Tarzeena: Jiggle in the Jungle. Or I can switch over to HBO and watch Cathouse and then Real Sex. Then tomorrow night 'Skinamax' they air their new half hour drama called Life on Top. It is Sex and the City with all the sex.

But wait, I have so many other choices On Demand. There is 4some Vegas Party, Sinful Sluts, Argentinean Booty or German Jugs O' Fun.

Wow thank God for my DVR!

- TMC

Randomness

Sorry folks I have zero creativity lately. So please enjoy these photos below. Thank you - TMC

And now for another installment of BobbySox & Portia

This morning BobbySox awoke with that not so fresh feeling. …….nah just fahkin’ wit’cha. I won't subject my fans to that again!

Instead here is my new list of Things Bouncing Around This Head of Mine for Monday, March 3rd, 2008:

- ‘Hi Billy Mays here for Doc & The Mountain Cat!’

- We watched Field of Dreams on the bus on the way home from Cooperstown over the weekend. But there is something about that movie that is completely inaccurate. The voice tells Kevin Costner to ‘Go the distance’. But if this is a true baseball movie, shouldn't the voice say ‘Go six innings and hand it over to the bullpen’?? No pitcher goes the distance anymore.

- Also there are some strange names of elected players in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Click on this link and make you own jokes…

- Also also, in Cooperstown I bought a six pack of Anheuser-Busch ‘Winter’s Bourbon Cask Ale: Ale Aged on Bourbon Barrel Oak and Vanilla Beans’. The last thing I expected to bring back home with me was beer but it seemed like a unique product. Actually it is pretty tasty.

-Lastly in Cooperstown I saw the infamous Curt Schilling Bloody sock from the 2004 playoffs. I still believe it was ketchup as I now have seen it close up with my own eyes.

- 'All fans in attendance of the Yankees/Blue Jays game at Yankee Stadium on April 3rd will receive official New York Yankees condom compliments of Ramses.'

- This morning I cooked some eggs but I accidentally sprayed Rogaine on the frying pan instead of Pam. I now have hair on my tongue.

- If Eminem turned gay he should then call himself Feminem.

- I heard that Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are considering going on tour together. They will call themselves The Beatwhos. But I think The Whotles sounds better don't you think?

- I am sick of people calling me a Nihilist. Their opinions are pointless.

- Wouldn’t it be awesome is this guy really found the Lost Ark of the Covenant the same year that Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Crystal Skull premieres? It would be a nice way to help cross promote the new movie and end the Indiana Jones Quadrilogy.

- Well next week the government finally got me. I have to report for jury duty next Tuesday. I have escaped it several times. But now I will report and do my duty for America. However I heard there is a lot of waiting around. I better get a thick book to read. I think I'll read Mein Kampf while I wait. Boy, I sure hope they pick me for their jury!

- I saw a commercial for a Kids CD of remakes of current day hits sung by kids. Like nice artists like Kelly Clarkson or Josh Groban songs sung by 10 year olds. But I would like to hear the tracks that didn't make the CD. I'd like to see songs by Marilyn Manson or 2Pac sung by little pre-pubescents. Probably a bad idea.

- The other day I was thinking about my younger days growing up in Brooklyn and I remember a friend of mine who had an over protective mom. She would not let him watch the Popeye cartoons because she felt it was too violent. I wonder where that kid is today?

- Well I have similar story: Back in 1983 I was 11 years old and my mom wouldn't let me see the film Perfect starring John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis because of its mature sexual overtones. Instead I went to see The Never Ending Story with a friend. My old friends mad fun of us. :-(

- But I still have nightmares of that flying dog, Falkor. In retrospect that K-9 was freaky looking. (Actually Falkor is a Luckdragon but looks like a dog).

- Yesterday I cracked open a fortune cookie and my fortune read ‘Please re-order new fortunes’. What does this odd riddle mean???

- When I die I want my headstone to read 'My other plot is a mausoleum'.

- New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg recently gave me a key to the city for the website! But it only opens up doors to public subway toilets.

- I bought ‘Renuzit’s Caribbean Cooler Home Fragrance Spray’. My apartment now smells like Antigua.

- And finally I did it! I'm not a virgin anymore!... No seriously, I started The New York Rangers Meetup Group that I previously talked about. I merged with The New York Yankees Meetup Group. Click on this link to view. I hope to see any of you NuYawkas out there at my events. Even if you don’t like hockey, please stop by to say hi.

- The Mountain Cat

Things bouncing around this head of mine. 2/25/2008

- The FDA has declared that www.yougoaheadandkeeponbelievingthat.blogspot.com/ contains 95% of your recommended dietary allowance and is an excellent source of protein and fiber.

- What ever happened to Monistat 1 through 6?

- Pinocchio’s porn name should be Woody Splinters.

- Can I write off Girl Scout Cookies on my taxes as a charitable contribution?

- If Reverend Run can go from rap to a preacher, image if Vanilla Ice tried it? His sermon would go something like this: 'If you got a problem, yo he'll solve it. Check out the cross 'cause he's nailed on it! He's Christ, Christ baby. He's Jesus Christ, Christ baby'. (Yup, I am taking the express elevator directly to Hell someday, aren’t I?).

- A new study finds that women who live in places with bright illumination at night are more likely to develop breast cancer. Headlights bad for headlights? Hmmm.

- An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But what if you are studying for you doctorate? Stay away from apples then I guess?

- Hickory dickory doc. Three mice ran up a clock. The clock struck one, while the other two got away with minor injuries.

- I'm going to vote for John McCain as he looks like a guy my dad would hang out with.

- Someday I am going to writing a book on how to be a non-conformist.

- 'Oh yes. Thank you. You Americans are so nice to us foreigners. Yes, I would love a knuckle sandwich. Sounds tasty. Thank you.'

- I wonder if there is a strip club in a Boca Raton, Florida retirement community called Old Wives’ Tails?

- What exactly qualifies as a bitch slap? I can never quite figure that one out.

- When I was a little boy in the mid 1970s I used to think that every celebrity in the world knew each other. For instance Pope John Paul the First and the band members of KISS had each others phone numbers.

- I dated June last April. Then I dated April last May. And I hope to start seeing May this June.

- There is a drink called The 3 Wise Men which is a combination of Johnny Walker Scotch, Jim Beam Bourbon and Jack Daniels Whiskey. Also known as The 3 Js. Then there is a drink called The Four Musketeers which adds Jose Cuervo Tequila to The 3 Js. I feel a headache coming on as I write this. I need to lie down now.

- My Jack Handy profound thought of the day: Humans are always people...but people aren't always humans. Think about it.

- Have you ever heard anyone say, ‘Man, I can't wait until Tuesday!'? Nothing good ever happens on Tuesdays. (Unless of course you are a big American Idol fan?).

- I can't wait for the movie Ernest Goes to Fallujah. It is going to be a big summer hit!

- I once took a wooden nickel. But nothing bad happened.

- And finally I was with my dad in his car last week and he accidentally took an illegal left turn. Then a cop stopped us and asked him ‘Didn’t you see the arrow?’ And my dad’s response was, ‘Arrow? I didn’t even see the Indian?’ The cop thought that was hilarious and let him go with just a warning.

- The Mountain Cat

Things bouncing around this head of mine. 2/13/2008

- I thought Herbie Hancock was dead?

- I recently watched the movie Titanic for the very first time on my 11 inch black and white TV. I thought the special effects sucked.

- I am going to write a screenplay to counter act 'Sex & the City' and call it 'Abstinence & the Backwoods'.

- ‘911, can I help you?’
‘I’m sorry I must have dialed the wrong number.’

- How do people confuse sarcasm with irony?

- How the fuck can shampoo condition your hair as well!?!? It's fucking bullshit man and it pisses me off!

- ‘A, B!....C D?’

- Why do smokers throw their finished cigarette butts into the street near the curb? Cars park there. Cars run on oil. And sometimes that oil leaks from cars. Oil is flammable. Someday I will see a huge fiery explosion when someone tosses one and I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh.

- Image Grimace and Barney having sex. Wow, that’s a lot of purple pushin’.

- I decided not to wear my thong Speedo again this summer.

- ‘Just because we had sex doesn’t mean you get to spend money on me.’

- If Joe Torre must wear a Dodgers baseball uniform while he is on the bench, why don’t the coaches in other sports wear a uniform? I’d like to see Bill Belichick wearing a Patriots jersey and shoulder pads on the sidelines. Or Tom Renney in a Rangers hockey outfit and skates. White haired Phil Jackson would look great in a Lakers tank top and shorts don’t you think?

- I am offended by Cracker Barrel. They should change their name because of its racial undertone.

- ‘My name is Hannah Montana. You killed my father’s career. Prepare to die.’

- Last night I went to the store and bought a loaf of bread, some eggs, milk, juice and cereal. No real joke here, I just thought I’d share.

- I just smoked a couple of blunts of oregano. It didn’t get me high but it did give me a craving for Italian food.

- I have never used the word ‘Arsehole’ before.

- I have a great new idea for a TV show: ‘American Idle’. A contest to see who can come up with the most creative way to sit on their fat ass all day. Should be a big hit, no?

- Wouldn’t it be great if there was a Mayor Culpa???

- Seventh Sign the Apocalypse: ‘And the Oscar goes too…..Carrot Top! Yes!’

- The Mountain Cat

A very quick plea to Roger Clemens

The opposing Rook is on the corner. The Queen is in front. And the Horsey...I mean the Knight is hovering at the side. Hey Roger, do you hear what I'm saying to you??? Or do you want Congress to move their Bishop just before checkmate on Wednesday?

- The Mountain Cat

Things bouncing around this head of mine. 1/25

- HAMAS’ SPECIAL WEEKEND DISPENSATION! This weekend and this weekend only all suicide bombers will get 96 virgins instead of the usually 72 virgins when they go to see Allah. But you better act now before the Shams sets over Gush Katif!

- A son tells his parents ‘For my birthday I wanna watch.’ So they let him.

- I couldn’t find my wallet yesterday. So I went to Wikipedia.com which told me to check under my bed. Sure enough there it was.

- Am I the only one who preferred Shemp over Curley?

- I decided to finally make a decision where my deciding point of view determines the decisions of the decided few I care to decide about.

- The official theme song of stem cell research should be: ‘I’m Just an Embryo/I Ain’t Got No Body’.

- CDs are soooooo 20th century.

- “Our father, who art in heaven. Howard be thy name.”

- I am going to make a concerted effort to use the word ‘stalwart’ more in my daily conversations.

- I’m sorry but two ones SHOULD equal eleven!

- I wrote a country song! It’s called ‘Fuck It’s Only Tuesday’.

- Is Beef Jerky really that popular? I’ve never met anyone that eats it.

- My dad and I don’t get along. So when he needed a heart transplant, I made the doctor hook it up to The Clapper.

- I suffer from Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. But only on Fridays.

- There just aren’t enough movies about Bob Dylan lately.

- I think Gallagher and The Smashing Pumpkins should tour together. Wouldn’t that be great!?

- Mickey Mouse is such an asshole. I never cared much for his attitude.

- Contrary to popular belief, the opposite is true when the court of public opinion is against the feelings of the majority who vote for a change in the prescribed point of views. But only on Fridays.

- ‘We’ll be right back to the Lifetime original movie ‘The Vulva Diaries’ after these important commercial messages’.

- ‘Wow what great movie! The special effects were awesome!! The best scene is when that fat guy exploded!! I am going to see again this weekend on the IMAX!!’

The Mountain Cat

Things bouncing around this head of mine: 1/18

- I just heard on the news that Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby is going to have a baby! Wow!
- For those of you that eat lunch daily in Manhattan, what exactly is in the white sauce?
- When is the last day in the year to stop telling people ‘Happy New Year’? I usually stop saying it on Halloween. Is that too late?
- Am I one of only two people that found Monica Lewinsky hot?
- I just don’t understand chopsticks what so ever. They have shovels in Asian countries right? You’d figure that someone out of 2 billion people would have put two and two together. (oh wow, a pun).
- I recently bought Howie Mandel’s old hair on eBay.
- Howie Mandel recently bought MY old hair on eBay.
- I still believe that Andrew Ridgley was the most talented member of Wham!
- My favorite episode of 'Three’s Company' is the one where there was a misunderstanding. That one episode was so great.
- Speaking of ’70 sitcoms, remember the show 'One Day at a Time'? Most men fantasized about Valerie Bertinelli or McKenzie Phillips. No, not me. I wanted Bonnie Franklin to be my mommy.
- I told Donald Trump the other day that I hate people who name drop. They are just like soooo insecure.
- Why can’t I find Bartleys & James anymore?
- Has anyone been in the Paris Hilton? They have a great continental breakfast.
- I am now a practicing Ren Buddhist. I pray to Stimpy.
- Which is more violent: a melee, a donnybrook or a brouhaha?
- People who shovel cement with pitchforks for a living are called Mortar Forkers.
- I heard Randy Johnson got a vasectomy in the off season and will now be called ‘The Big Eunuch’
- Michael Jackson’s new album will probably come out later in 2008. It is tentatively titled ‘Translucent’.
- I just read the Jewish introspective book ‘Matzo Soup for the Colon’.
- Speaking of food, I invented a new delicacy. Pickled Venison. I am calling it Dill Doe.
- Man I think those Thumb movies are sheer genius.
- I use cotton candy as a dust broom.
- My doctor says I suffer from Attention Defici…oh look balloons!

The Mountain Cat

Friday Randoms 1/11

A few things I have been thinking about this week:

- I thought this was classic. Disney World is banning kids from one of their restaurants. Normally known for being about the most kid friendly place on earth the rats at Disney have said enough is enough! I guess they are making an attempt to give the parents at least a little break from mouse ears and hot dogs and kids running around all over the place. I bet you that place will be packed.

-I heard on the radio yesterday that Jessica Simpson's new nickname is Yoko Romo. Hilarious!!

- General Motors says cars that drive and park themselves are on the horizon, about a decade away. That's great and all that. I am sure they will be a big seller..but HELLO, HOW ABOUT STOP WASTING TIME AND MONEY ON THAT AND MAKE A CAR THAT GETS 100 MILES PER GALLON ON GAS ??

-Idiot of the week goes to Ryan A. Mueller of Wisconsin, It seems this guy was so desperate for cash that he broke into a house and was stealing money out of a two year old's piggy bank. Anyone else agree that we can suspend constitutional rights on this nimrod and give him life w/o parole? No one steals from a toddler's piggy bank in my book.

-Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s bar Whisky River is getting ready to open here in downtown Charlotte. Now I am not really into the going out to bar scene anymore but that might be a cool place to check out.

-Who knew that there were so many fans of Subway's Oil and Vinegar? Please keep voting in the poll. Voting ends midnight Sunday night.

- He might have some good things to say but Presidential candidate John McCain sure does look like a fossil.

- I received and e-mail from a marketing person with the radio station that I mentioned in this randoms post last Friday about the Matt and Ramona Show. (Hi Angela!) Pretty cool that she sought out this blog because I was talking about their show. Well I still like it and will continue to pimp Matt and Ramona as long as they keep reading.

- I wonder how old this Hannah Montana body double is?

- I am really looking forward to American Idol starting back up again. My wife is getting tired of watching political campaign news commentators (I am to a little bit) and we also have a little Idol contest every year to try and pick the winners. Any other AI fans out there?

- Here is some fantastic irony for you. The FBI is having their legal (and illegal) wiretaps that they fought tooth and nail for under the Patriot Act shut down by phone companies because they are terribly bad about paying their phone bills. Does anyone feel safer now?

- If you want a really good sandwich then go to Jersey Mikes and order a #2 "Mikes Way" without the vinegar. It's the closest thing I can find down south to the best sandwich on earth from Voltaco's in Ocean City New Jersey.

-Doc

Things bouncing around this head of mine: 1/10

- If Mississippi borrowed Missouri's New Jersey to wear to a party, what would her best friend Delaware? (answer below).

- "Mets baseball is sponsored by Pampers. The official disposable diaper of the New York Mets."

- As the original document of the Declaration of Independence reads: I believe in Life, Liberty and the Purfuit of Happyneff.

- Wow!!!!!!! I went to the store and received a one dollar bill with my change that originated from Topeka, Kansas!!!!!! So to celebrate, I immediately spent it.

- Paula Cole was right; where HAVE all the cowboys gone?

- The day before yesterday I felt that today is the day that will bring tomorrow but only found out that a week from now it will not happen until the day after.

- "Dominus Vobiscum" is Latin for "Dominic Go Frisk 'Em."

- "Jer-emy Spok-ane...Washingtonnnnnnnnn (TRY to forget this...)."

- Does PETA stands for "People Eat Tasty Animals"?

- I once drank a pitcher of non-alcoholic beer all by myself and I got into a fake a fight.

- What wine goes with Captain Crunch?

- Sometimes I like to mix Sweet n Low, Equal and Splenda in my coffee and let them fight it out.

- This 12 Step Program really works! My footprints are all over town!

- Anita Bryant or Anita Baker? DEFINITELY Anita Baker.

- "...well yeah it's true! Come on now, it was on television."

- "The Mountain Cat back and is better than before. Hey nay, hey nay! The Mountain Cat!"

- Answer: Idaho? Alaska.

Love, TMC

Friday Random thoughts 1/4/08

My random thoughts from this week:

-The Iowa caucuses are over and even though Mike Huckabee and Barak Obama won them I think that the happiest people, the real winners here are the people of Iowa. They can finally get back to their lives without political ads on every other TV commercial, candidate rallies all over the place, bus trips crisscrossing their state and worst of all the crush of news media that had descended on Des Moines. They can now breathe a sigh of relief, The circus is now on to New Hampshire. Good luck to those folks.

- I have two TV commercials that are really getting on my last nerve to tirade about today. The first is the series of "Dude" ads for Bud Light. Yes the first time I saw one it was OK. However they seem to have made an entire series of these . Bud Light needs to stick with the Whassssup guys next time because that "Dude" dude is annoying as hell. The second commercial is just plain not right. It's the Viagra commercial where there are a bunch of middle aged guys all in a bar playing musical instruments and singing a parody of Elvis's Viva Las Vegas called Viva Viagra. It's downright creepy to watch. Especially when they stop singing and then hightail it out of there to their cars and motorcycles presumably to go home to their ladies... Yikes watch out if you are trying to travel on that road.

- Remember Kid-N-Play? They were teen rap stars that made a couple of albums and the House Party Movies in the early 90's ? I read this article yesterday about Christopher "Play"Martin. He was severely injured in an accident in Durham NC where he now lives and had to be taken to the hospital along with his passenger. The accident was not his fault, as it seems he was hit by a driver who was fleeing the police after a shooting. In a strange twist of irony it also goes on to say that Martin recently made a documentary film about gang activity in the Durham area.

- Does anyone think that any company will REALLY stop having their toys made in China?

- North Carolina is the 9th largest state in the country by population size however due to having our Presidential primary elections in May after the nominee is already decided I won't really have any say so in who the nominee is for the Democratic party. That kind of stinks because there is something about Hillary Clinton that scares the daylights out of me. GO OBAMA !!!

- My wife read me a reader submitted story last night out of Parents magazine that went something like this: There was this 4 year old kid named Jeff who was in church and kept making noise and being a distraction for others. His mother warned him several times but to no avail. Finally his mom told him 1 more noise an he would be taken out for a spanking. Well poor Jeff made noise again and of course his mother angrily grabbed him up to be taken out. While being carried out by his mother Jeff said in a voice that all the congregation could hear. "Please pray for me!"

- In 2008 maybe I need to find a job with fewer bomb threats. The latest was yesterday and the building had to be evacuated for half an hour while the police and fire department cleared the "threat". Of course yesterday was the coldest day this winter so far... GRRRR !

- For my money The Matt and Ramona show on local 107.9 the LINK is the best afternoon drive time radio show in this market. The best morning drive show is the Ace and TJ show.

- Tell me this isn't redneck. I found this article about a dispute between two guys on New Years day. How did they decide to solve this dispute, with their fists or even a gun? No sirree this fight ended with one guy stabbing the other guy in the neck WITH A PORK CHOP BONE! I challenge anyone to come up with something more redneck. Take THAT Jeff Foxworthy!

- I have to agree with the conclusions I read here. There are some words and phrases that are overused or simply just need to go away. The article includes some good examples but the one that I want to see banned the most is "It is what it is" I hate this one with a passion. This phrase is absolutely pointless. It means NOTHING, its a complete waste of words and is simply a cutesy way of saying "oh well I have no explanation or point at all so F- it" Please join my cause and help me make this useless phrase go away in 2008. Thank you in advance for your support.

- Shane (doc)

Happy New Year - Reflections and Resolutions

Ok, so another year has come and gone. This year has been particularly good for me personally. My wife and I had our first child a son and even though there were a ton of things I complained about (see this post) nothing really compares to the whole experience of becoming a parent for the first time. My wife Melissa and I have done our best to document each "first" in Patrick's life and will continue to do so in 2008.

So many times in my life on New Years Eve I have found myself toasting with others around midnight and hearing the familiar "Here's to a better year in ___ " Well I think I had a pretty good year this year. I quit smoking back in June (for my health and the health of the baby too) a habit that I have been struggling with for over 10 years and although that was not a resolution Per Se I still consider it an accomplishment. So I guess what I am saying is that not only was 2007 a pretty good year but now here I am staring at 2008 wondering how can I top this year?

What do I want to do better in 2008? I am not usually one to make New Years resolutions but that doesn't mean that they aren't useful. Off the top of my head (other than wanting to exercise more to lose the weight I put on when I quit smoking) most of the resolutions I would have probably involve my family. I want my wife and I to be there for my son's first steps (he can almost already walk - just doesn't have the balance yet). I want to make a trip to Florida this spring to see some good friends and get a chance to see one of my best friends' father whose cancer has returned again and it's not operable. I want to be able to relax and leave work at work and have home time to be with my family more in 2008. I also want to get more involved with our church and volunteer more time to help out with several things there as well.

Do those count as resolutions? What do you think? What kinds of resolutions or at least things that you want to do in the next year do you have? Give some comments and some feedback and leave your resoultions for making 2008 great...

-Shane (doc)

(One other thing that I hope Vin and I can accomplish with this blog is to start to write out the crazy story which has been our friendship over the past almost 20 years and all the crazy things that have happened to us - Look for those stories to start appearing here in 2008 archieved as "The Misadventures of Doc and the Mt. Cat.")

Hello Kitty for Men = Bad idea

Umm let me just go on record as saying this is a bad idea. The article states that Hello Kitty is no sexist and "Young men these days grew up with character goods," said Tohmatsu. "That generation feels no embarrassment about wearing Hello Kitty." So they are going to introduce a Hello Kitty line for men as seen in this picture. Well I beg to differ. I happen to think it's a terrible idea right up there with Michael Dukakis riding around in a tank to show that he was military tough. Teenage boys aren't going to wear that stuff.

I would suggest a better option for young men to enjoy if they like feline mascots.

How about the Carolina Panthers mascot Sir Purr?

By the way, Has anyone noticed how many posts in this blog have something to do with cats? Must be Vin's Mountain Cat influence creeping in *rollseyes*

-Shane (doc)

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At my office I have a running gag where instead of saying 'Citibank', I say in a cute childlike voice 'Kittybank'.

- The Mountain Cat

Random Thought

Does anyone else out there think that it's a great irony that the Republicans are holding their National convention in 2008 in the same city where Senator Larry Craig got caught in a compromising position in the airport bathroom?

Maybe the GOP should adopt "We have a wide stance" as their 2008 slogan.

;) - Shane

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Yeah it does look like the elpehant will have a 'wide stance' too. - Vince