Showing posts with label Groundhog Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Groundhog Day. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Punxsutawney Phil is POed

According to news reports out of Punxsutawney PA the temperature is going to be about 8 degrees when Phil is supposed to come out of his hole and look for his shadow. Let me tell you folks he is pissed off. He is tired of getting dragged out of bed on a freezing cold morning every year just to tell those top hat wearing nimrods what is blatantly obvious to everyone but them THAT WINTER DOESN'T END ON FEBRUARY 2ND!
Yes folks they have pushed him just to far and he has joined the internet generation. Punxsutawney Phil has his own website, his own webcam, and a youtube channel. He can also text (text “Groundhog” to 247365), and yes you guessed it he has a Twitter feed. Now I am following him and I can tell you this is one pissed off marmot. The folks at Gobblers Knob are in for quite a surprise today when they try to invade his bunker. Phil has armed himself to the eye teeth with guns and ammo and just wants you people to go away! Winter is not going to be ending today folks but your life might be if you don't leave poor Punxsutawney Phil alone! So follow him and invade his privacy if you want to but consider yourself warned. Leave Phil alone...

-Doc

(BTW - I can't believe that I actually agree with PETA on something)