Welcome to the first annual YJKOBT Peachfest!!
A couple of quick notes:
-If you are new to our blog, Welcome! Each Tuesday at noon we play a little game where we make up humorous endings to odd news stories. The best entry each week wins my "Peach" award which is a depiction of the peach water tower in Gaffney SC.
-Today is a special day and we are trying for a record 500 entries in 5 hours.
-Everyone who contributes a comment gets a commemorative "t-shirt" Please see the post below this one to pick up a shirt!
-Thank you to MickyT who came up with the idea for Peachfest. Thank you to Leighann who designed the T-Shirts and a big thank you to all of our loyal readers who are supporting this effort today !!
Now - On with the game !!
I knew that I had to come up with something good for this edition of Tuesday Word game so where do we head? I figured a good place to start would be Iceland's Penis museum of course. (specimens pictured to the left) Give this phallic news article a read and tell me if the founder of this place doesn't suffer from a tiny bit of penis envy. Yeesh.Well for this weeks word game I figured that if they could have a penile museum we could certainly come up with a few hundred other types of funny and interesting museums or museum exhibits. Complete the following passage from the news article below with your own funny or odd idea or exhibit for a museum.
HUSAVIK, Iceland (Reuters) - Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.
Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.
His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.
A growing number of people from all over the world view the collection each year, 60 percent of them women.
"We had 6,000 visitors last summer and actually made a profit," Hjartarson said with a smile.
Because of their success their next museum will feature _________________.
Enter as many suggestions as you like since we are trying for 500 comments in 5 hours today... Or just simply comment on what someone else has to say. Join the conversation. It will be fun.
Happy Peachfest everyone!
-Doc
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Wow... 400 in 2 hours.
Even a better success than I expected.
Oh crap! I missed the nipple painting?
Because of their success their next museum will feature all the ways Mt. Cat can violate a peach...
Leapo: It's a long run from TN to NY The cream would go bad! LOL
Oooo...I like it on the flip-side!
Because of their success their next museum will feather... Peaches and Herb in concert!
I want a fried snickers...yum-my!!!
SHIT!!!
I was SO close!!!
Now all I have are these ripe perky peaches...wait - is that Mt Cat peeping through my window???
Good one Christine! Peach theme!
HI Chris
cant we have a museum of Mtcats ex girlfriends...he is our true womanator....
Okay, HOW do you know what comment # you are? And if this thing would quit hanging me up!!!!!!!
I need a shot of something, like Tequila!
Mick - just keep it on ice! LOL!!
M I C,
K Y T,
M O U S E.
I predict 500 in 1/2 hour. What then?
Doc, I don't think that museum will go over with a bang.
Because of their success their next museum will feature a collection of pictures of all the little boys Michael Jackson has molested!!!
Bina - I got a little bottle of Petron in my desk drawer...come by and I'll share! ; )
Damnit - my boss is back in the office - I'll have to be a lot more sneaky with my peaches now
Bina--have a hit of the Peach Vodka Shooters over on the side.
If we go for 1000 will we crash blogger?
Damn! Don't these bosses know the importance of what we are trying to accomplish??? GEEZ!
Oh My God that sounds so good! Vodka and peaches???? HOW could it get any better????
Well, Okay, I can think of a FEW ways it could be better! LOL
Thank God there's a funeral today or I'd be having trouble posting also. OH! Is that sacreligious?
Because of their success their next museum will feature all the snot one human nose can possibly hold!
Because of their success their next museum will feature Julie's Cat.
Eeewwwww, Bina, I'm eating!! LOLOL!!
AAAPP
TOO funny! And no, not all. Hey, it's not YOUR fault their's a funeral, right????
I am definitely having a peach martini tonight - while thinking of all of you!
LOL, Doc!!!
What about my kitty? I don't like feeling left out!
Mountain Cat I remember Doc telling you to be realistic once, when you said way back when,"Let's go for a thousand comments"
Now's the chance!
"Thank God there is a funeral...."
I am not sure that is best way to put it. LOL
Because of their success their next museum will feature the amount of times Bina has said "NO" to the same question in one night asked by her 12 year old daughter.
Oh My God that sounds so good! Vodka and peaches???? HOW could it get any better????
We could be having it by a lake.
It's in the bag, Mick...500 by 2:30pm and 1000 before 5pm!!
MickyT, TAKE YOUR FUCKING HAT OFF! You are in church.
Is everyone leaving?
Doc, I don't think that museum will go over with a bang.
Yeah the only items on display will be 3 rusted tin cans and a broken slingshot.
knight - don't worry kid! Leighann and I will take photos of our painted nipples
and that WILL be a museum
aaapPie Who did you snuff? Kind of extreme don't you think?
Okay, now it won't let me post my freaking comments!!!!!!! Is there a limit? Kinda like drinking and driving??? LOL Too many peach vodkas maybe?
I predict 500 in 1/2 hour. What then?
Well we certainly aren't gonna STOP!
Let's see how many we can do...
I really do want on of these t-shirts!!
Painted nipples? I'm in! I have a pretty "pronounced" working surface! ;-)
Because of their success their next museum will feature...a revival of Sanjaya cover hits.
Because of their success their next museum will be
an art exhibit dedicated to the nipple and penile paintings of the folks over at YJKOBT.
Yeah the only items on display will be 3 rusted tin cans and a broken slingshot.
And two of those cans weren't even weapons. They didn't notice the string connecting them. They just crippled Iraq's communications system.
OOOHHHHHH, someone said the F word!!!!! Is my son on here?
I want a t-shirt... Please
the next museum will feature ...
all the news FOX has ever covered - this will coincide with the exhibit of the world's smallest thimble.
The only thing you could paint on my nipples are raisins. I crack me up...
Why are you all talking about people leaving?
I can't decide which tshirt I want on my blog...
Of course I did!
Man, "it's getting hot in here, so take off all your cloths"
I need some AC!
Mountain Cat
But I'm shy don't you know! LOL
When your a old fart and wear a hat all the time, people are amazed when, I do take it off and I GOT some hair.
You don't wear a hat do you?
LOL [hope your not ...sensitive]
It's close to 500 now. Ok, well, it was 451 when I came in. I had to go do some personal stuff, and take a break from this personal stuff.
What does the 500th poster get??
Lu, You crack me up, too!!!!!!!!!
Keep it going guys
the museum needs more features !
I hope we all still have a job after this, DOC! What we do for you. OK we do it for us too.
Yeah Doc, what does the 500th poster get?
Seriously Christine - that was evil, Sanjaya cover hits??? There goes my lunch!
Papple Pie - you didn't kill someone so that there would be a funeral today, did you???
Wait, WNG, you have Peaches - PLURAL??? Wow, you'd think you'd be more popular with the boys.
500th poster gets a pound of peaches
or a gallon of peach vodka
Someone has the gumption to have some shirts made, don't they?
I think some of *us people* would send the money first!
Lu - you are hilarious!
And I guess we couldn't have a pool party in your cleavage, eh?
NoR - boob peaches, not {} peach! Sorry to disappoint
NoR, if we propped them up we could. We could use them for the slip and slide.
The new Museum will feature all of PEE WEE Hermans playmates...
past and present..
I bet he's had plenty of peaches and cream
And of course that was post 469
Doc, whoever gets 500 won't count because of the duplicates we have.
I can't decide which tshirt I want on my blog...
Well take 2
And if there is general consensis I will give a share of stock in YJKOBT to the 501st commentor
(hopefully it will be used better than the last share of stock we gave... Yeesh)
Because of their success their next museum will feature _________________.
Paris Hilton and her many of reality shows she has done. Featuring her new show "I wanna be Paris Hilton's BFF"
Okay, where are we now?
When ever did peaches become boobs? Was it before these t-shirts?
Yay! I love slip and slide!
Micky-t, I would if you would and then if we didn't we could commiserate together.
Oh crap, I just realized how that comment could be taken. Whew, it is indeed getting hot in here.
Doc, whoever gets 500 won't count because of the duplicates we have.
I will go try and take them out... and it's #501 that is the winner.
We're almost at 500!
It's kind of like the ball in Times Square on New Year's Eve.
I want to go back to yesterday...work sucks and my bra is too tight!
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Because of their success their next museum will feature _________________.
How women have domanated the male and his penis.
Yay! I love slip and slide!
You've got to get enough slip on the slide our you could get a friction burn.
Miss Merry - feel free to take off your bra if it is too tight. Let them peaches be free. ;)
Lu Maybe!
Am I 500?
I'm reading so fast and opening and closing windows and refreshing.
I'm getting dizzy and may be giving myself a stroke.
I was just hoping to be #500 'cause I want to be special today - do you think 16 people commented before I finished typing this??
Wow I am naked! Look at him flap!
Miss Merry--take it off baby!!!
... how about 12 people???
Oops. shinkage. Global warming.
I cehcked there really aren't that many doubles..
I just ate some chicken.
DAMNIT TO HELL!!!
Three times in a row it gave me an error message and wouldn't let me post my freaking comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
miss merry sunshine, isn't a tight bra the worst. I like to take mine off and let the girls fall where they may.
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam!
Because of their success their next museum will feature _________________.
J-Lo's booty in all types of pants.
You know I'd hate to give all the old men here a stroke...my boobs are about the size of a peaches now that I think about it!
Hello, is it me you're looking for.
501!!!!
I am actually getting an adrenaline rush out of this. 500 is so close...
Damn this close!
one thousand one
one thousand two
one thousand three
one thousand four
one thousand five
one thousand six
one thousand seven
one thousand eight 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
Am I 500?
boom!!!!
Because of their success their next museum will feature Ted Kennedy's brain. Too soon?
This is it! My last try at being #500, because if I don't get back to work printing checks, there are going to be some really unhappy people!!
The whole WORLD is a peach today NoR!!!
Everythings comin up peaches...
I've got a shot of tequila to throw back when we hit 500.
This is so much fun
I am going to sleep now.
Because of their success their next museum will feature... the sex, lies, and videotape of the Clinton Administration. Or the Spitzer Administration. Or most political administrations for that matter...
WE DID IT!
This thing is beginning to really piss me off!
And it's gone! OK, I reallllly have to do something else, but whoever wrote that Keanu makes you moist, well, you need to grow some different peaches because there's something wrong with yours. I think Heather Mills' stump would make me moister than Keanu....
Damn, I missed it!
Yeahhhhhhhh! We passed 500!
I am so proud to have my baby cousin and his BFF be successful in their first Peach fest
Wow I am naked! Look at him flap!
HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE EXCELLENT!
I need a cigarette now!
I'm exhausted.
I'm burnt out.
I am going to tell my grandkids about Peachfest 2008 and where I was when YJKOBT hit first 500 comments.
Congrats DOC and Moutain Cat and AAAAP
Congratulations everyone!
Now please, get back to work so that you don't get fired and we lose you forever!
Who was #500?!
I 'm gonna go grab a beer!
Whew!!!!!!
I leave for a while to teach my son his math lesson for the day and I come back to 200 more comments. Congrats on breaking 500! Wasn't that easy? ;)
what does #522 mean!?
Now I want to be #666
I want to thank everyone who participated... Wow this is great. 500+ comments in 2 and a half hours!!!
I hope everyone is having as much fun as I am
Good job guys! Peachfest was awesome!
It's a record. What a victory. A testament to the kindness you show your viewers/commentors. Congratulations YJKOBT
Let me tell a story 'bout a man named Ed,
Took Ellie May and threw her on the bed,
Pulled down his zipper and out came a worm,
Out from the worm came a bubblin' sperm.
Is it over? I'm leaving to p/u Chile 1 and I expect 100 more comment when I return.
I am going to tell my grandkids about Peachfest 2008 and where I was when YJKOBT hit first 500 comments.
And you would have been # 501 if Mt. Cat hadn't hogged it....
I'm lovin it doc!
thanks to all!!
Because of their success their next museum will feature Leighann's collection of Scooby Doo puppy porn.
Wait a freaking minute! Are people leaving just cause we hit 500? Let's keep going!!!! Don't give up now!!!
Good Lord. I sound like Dory from Finding Nemo.
That there'd be insest I reckon. Course they is hillbillies. No offense now ya'hear.
"Scooby Doo Puppy Porn" Good one Dana!
I just got an email from someone thanking me "for all my hard work." ha, ha...if she only knew where I've been for the past hour....
Peach Fest Rocks!
LOL bina!! You kill me.
I'm staying
I'll be back in a few. I have got to get some water. This sinus medication has COMPLETELY dried my mouth and throat, but gee, NOT my nose! Go figure.
I am not leaving. I scheduled this time for Peachfest. My company-wide Outlook says I am at Peachfest from 12 to 5.
I WON! I WON!
Let me tell a story 'bout a man named Ed,
Took Ellie May and threw her on the bed,
Pulled down his zipper and out came a worm,
Out from the worm came a bubblin' sperm
In Boston we always sang it, man named Jed took his daughter Ellie
[I know] that's sick!!
Funny no matter how ya sing it!
Mt. Cat, I think you totally CHEATED!
CHEATER
CHEATER
CHEATER
Where did everyone go? I mean, it's not like people actually have to work, do they?
I ain't leaving... LOL!
I agree with Bina.
Cheater.
Poop Head, Cheater!
Because of their success their next museum will feature the amount of hours Bina spent on blogger as compared to actually working.
That chart will be WAY off balance! LOL
So, what about an award for most comments?
Mt. Cat, I think you totally CHEATED!
That's 'cause he did...
I can talk random all day if I had to!
Oh, 666 sounds great. The number of the beast.
Bina - wow what a limerick!
I'm going to do some vodka shots and go sleep peachy dreams.
You guys are awesome :)
Yea, you big fat poopy head squiter eater cheater!!!!
Mountain Cat is a:
Cheater Cheater Peach Beater!
Here from Mickey-T
Because of their success their next museum will feature nose rings from rock-stars, including any of the snot that had accumulated.
Micky-t! FUNNY! I actually laughed out loud at that one! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Bond - GROSS!!!!! Only cause it's probably oh so true.
Hello! Anyone out there!
Duh I guess it wasn't insest the way Bina told it.
I have a news banner that runs across the top of my screen.
It just typed,
YJKOBT breaks the comment barrior at the first Peachfest!
Bond - Awesome LOL
I can talk random all day if I had to!
So can I.. but I think you are better than me at it.
Hello.....BINA.......Hello!
Have you ever wondered why the news reporters only interview red necks with no teeth after a really bad storm or any other really god awful event???
DID
NOT
O
CHEAT!
YES you SOOO Totally did, too!
HOW
DID
I
This my second mindless comment!
You were right Doc.
Our local weatherman is always covering crazy local events and such.
Doc, maybe Mr. Sprinkle (your weatherman???) could have done a remote forecast from Peachfest.
We should have thought ahead. Think of the free advertising. Next year.
CHEAT
Did anyone wonder WHY all those women wanted to see Penis' from 90 species????
I would rather see 296 from the HUMAN species!!!!!
MC
U
Micky-t, I beg to differ about the totally mindless comment thing.
KIDDING!
R
Mr. Sprinkle would have loved this.
Fast
Is a riot breaking out at PeachFest!? Do I have to call the Hell's Angels?
Has anyone ever really been tickled pink?
you're tainting it. see the peach rot befor your eyes. little too much but what the fuzz.
I agree Bina.
I have no real desire to see animal penis in jars.
Must be interesting for some women though
Oh Micky you're so fine, you're so fine I want to make you mine!!!!
Doc, maybe Mr. Sprinkle (your weatherman???) could have done a remote forecast from Peachfest.
He probably would.. He comes to my wife's school every year to talk about weather... Peachfest is more fun than that prison.
I've been tickled black and blue but that's a different story
This one is for BINA
This is my third mindless comment!
Yea Karen, it just doesn't seem right.
Oh goodness... they want to see our penii in jars now !!
Lu, am I tainting something? Are you talking to me or Micky?
No! Not in jars!!!! That would probably ruin me forever!!!!
We are getting ready to flip screen again...
Mt Cat, no hard feelings. If you had to cheat to win, we don't care. We all still love you.
Congrats on being 500*
You will carry your asterisk like Clemmons.
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