Welcome to the first annual YJKOBT Peachfest!!
A couple of quick notes:
-If you are new to our blog, Welcome! Each Tuesday at noon we play a little game where we make up humorous endings to odd news stories. The best entry each week wins my "Peach" award which is a depiction of the peach water tower in Gaffney SC.
-Today is a special day and we are trying for a record 500 entries in 5 hours.
-Everyone who contributes a comment gets a commemorative "t-shirt" Please see the post below this one to pick up a shirt!
-Thank you to MickyT who came up with the idea for Peachfest. Thank you to Leighann who designed the T-Shirts and a big thank you to all of our loyal readers who are supporting this effort today !!
Now - On with the game !!
I knew that I had to come up with something good for this edition of Tuesday Word game so where do we head? I figured a good place to start would be Iceland's Penis museum of course. (specimens pictured to the left) Give this phallic news article a read and tell me if the founder of this place doesn't suffer from a tiny bit of penis envy. Yeesh.Well for this weeks word game I figured that if they could have a penile museum we could certainly come up with a few hundred other types of funny and interesting museums or museum exhibits. Complete the following passage from the news article below with your own funny or odd idea or exhibit for a museum.
HUSAVIK, Iceland (Reuters) - Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.
Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.
His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.
A growing number of people from all over the world view the collection each year, 60 percent of them women.
"We had 6,000 visitors last summer and actually made a profit," Hjartarson said with a smile.
Because of their success their next museum will feature _________________.
Enter as many suggestions as you like since we are trying for 500 comments in 5 hours today... Or just simply comment on what someone else has to say. Join the conversation. It will be fun.
Happy Peachfest everyone!
-Doc
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Because of their success their next museum will feature displays of belly button lint.
Get it --fuzzy navels -- hahahahah
(Be nice to me it's my birthday)
Um, you are kidding right? Mountain Cat?
Dirkstar's been MIA for a while. Although I did see he popped in yesterday.
There are no true "guests" here. At Peachfest, everyone is family.
Good point... thank you Karen, Ya'll are the best!
Happy Birthday Robin!
MC: They going to let you keep your peach?
Knight... I think you just made my heart stop.
Happy Birthday Robin.
Robin, Good one!!!! I like it!
Happy Birthday Robin !!!
Happy Birthday Robin!
You'll never catch up so just stay right here!
Micky-T, I have several ways to mindlessly kill as afternoon, and this ain't it! Dang, I had to think hard!
;-)
ok...let's hope Mt. Cat is kidding.
I am jobless now.
Are we going to keep going?
Quick! Everyone! Doc needs CPR! That doesn't really help a stopped heart but you can't argue against a bunch of topless women piling on.
Happy Bday Robin.
I just commented on another blog and I felt a little bit dirty. Like I was cheating on Peachfest.
Mountain Cat, you are scaring me.
What? Jobless?????
And they are still letting you use the computer?
Wow, great company you work for!
Mt Cat, maybe they'll hire you to dust the penis displays at the museum. You can get paid to "dust" a member.
knight, you are killing me over here!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha!
Happy Birthday Robin!!
I am so running out of any level of clever.
I just keep thinking of 666
and
painted nipples
Karen Cheated!
Mountain Cat, I need a boat boy, you available? For Real?
Ummm...really I need to get to work...it's a sickness!! I have no self control when it comes to a party!
Now that we have the peaches rolling how do we know when to stop? Do we wait until we are all jobless?
who the hell is Robin?
LOL @ "dust a member"!
Micky-T, Sure! And we can rub each other's backs with suntan lotion.
Micky - Mt. Cat could be like your Gilligan. How cute.
What about a boat girl??? I know a lot about boats. I mean, I know how to pull them, back them up in to the water, put them back on trailer, etc.
who the hell is Robin?
Read the comments amigo... and no we are not talking about the boy Wonder, it's our friend Robin.
Micky-T, Sure! And we can rub each other's backs with suntan lotion.
now ther is a picture for the taking I tell you.
Is this party moving to a boat now? When did that happen?
Mountain Cat, want to come work for me? I need a house boy.
Was alot of fun, thanks :)
Okay, I just ignored a call from my brother Rockie, in El Paso. That's pretty bad.
He is having baby mama drama. As in, he is married, has been for 8 years, with two kids, and just had another baby girl, BY SOME OTHER WOMAN!!!!!
BTW - Karen I was just reading your pimping of us and you are right... Where the hell is Absolut?
That guy is never on here... I need to kick his behind for not showing up today...LOL!
Because of their success their next museum will feature pictures of all the illigitimate children by basketball players.
(Yea, I know I spelled that wrong and I don't care!)
I might be a wonder, you never know.
Man, blogger is making me log in each time I comment, yuck.
Mountain Cat, want to come work for me? I need a house boy.
Al might get jealous... especially if Mt. Cat tries to bump him off.
I know alot about boats too. And I have a valid boater's license.
I last summer I took the boat from my parent's shore house to Atlantic City through the inter-costal. All by myself. Not really all by myself - with some friends, but none who knew about boating.
I was thinking more of a Gilligan type position! It's negotiable, how much money you got?
Oh! Karen, come get me next time! Can you make it to TN via Atlantic City??? LOL
Ha! Did Micky get 666?????
I just told them I can't make it to the meeting right now.
Sorry Robin, I lost track of all the comments.
Knight, Where do you work? We live nearby each other so it should be an easy commute? I need Friday's off and a two joint coffee break.
Bina - tell your brother he needs a good lawyer.
MickyT, only if you take that hat off.
I'm having a serious discussion regarding internet security and the complete disregard of employees using company time for personal reasons.
Fuckers.
I so wanted 666
I can't even worship Satan in a timely fashion
I'm screwed
"Al might get jealous... especially if Mt. Cat tries to bump him off."
It's the house boy's job to keep Al polished and hydrated. Al might like him.
Good for you Karen. I never did bother with the licence thing!
Ty Cobb was known as The Georgia Peach.
Yes, a GOOD lawyer cause he had to tell his wife about it and she none the too happy!
Bina - I am proud of you for blowing off that meeting. Priorites, Baby!
Oh dianne, I'm so sorry. I'm sure you'll have more chances to worship satan!
Mt Cat, you mean 600+ comments and nobody answered that yet?
Yeah, Doc! You sure this Absolut Dude exists??
Search Micky-t's archives there are plenty of pictures without the hat. Annnnndddddd videos.
karen, there are some things more important the new CIS software that hasn't worked right since we implemented it two freaking months ago!
Bina Yes you can get to TN from anywhere in the world and you don't even have to pull down your mast if it's a sailboat! [true]
I keep my priorities straight!
Sorry Diane. You will always be a statan worshiper in my eyes...
TMC, I work in Queens. How about you work Fridays and you can stare at blogger all you want. What else would you be doing anyway?
I think I would like to be comment 773. How much longer will it take?
Really? Hmmmm. I guess it would take a while, so I better start stocking up on the Peach Vodka drinks, huh?
thank you bina
I appreciate the encouragement.
I'm supposed to pick someone up at the train station soon.
would it be rude to leave them there? til 5
Whew I wasn't sure what you were gonna have Bina pull down Mic.
Karen - ha ha ha ha
I was thinking more of a Gilligan type position! It's negotiable, how much money you got?
Hey Mic...I did used to refer to Mt.Cat as "my little buddy"
Now the new goal is 700 right.. or did I miss it already?
dianne you could leave them there until 5 if they can take a joke.
'Lu - what kind of videos without the hat? Any NSFW? hmmmmm
Wait a minute, what am I pulling on Mic???
thank you karen - that is so kind of you
me and my minions will remember your kindness
I wonder how Leighann is doing?
M-Cat, Does that mean your job is hiring?
Karen I don't know what that means. If the N is for nekkid then no.
Is it wrong that I am having so much fun!!!!!!!!
I need a life.
Oh wait. I have one. It's just virtual!!!!
I miss Leighann. It's so much dirtier when she is here.
700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell did I miss?
And what's NSFW Hmmmm
There is a good one of him in the car, full frontal, face.
HOLY CRAP! How the F do you know that?
I have to go smoke. Yes, I know. A nasty habit. But look at this way. You don't have to smell it!!!!!! And plus I get to stand in the hot sun while I do it which is the ONLY time I get to see outside during the day.
Fucking F4 Tornado proof room has no windows!!!!!
Knight, Ok works for me!
Come by Red Sky Bar tomorrow and meet me for happy hour. My friends and I will be there at 6pm. It is located at 47 East 29th. whoohoo!
Oh wait, I get it. It must say my company name linked with the ip number.
Knight - please feel free to take Leighann's spot. Take us over the edge into the dirty world.
Full Frontal! I thought there was no nudity?
Full frontal???? What the hell did I miss now???????
HOLY CRAP! How the F do you know that?
Doc = Smart !!
I will take it down if you want...
I don't know what it is Mic. NSFW, hmm
Nekkid Stiffy Fuzzy Wanger?
Wait I think I smell virtual smoke.
Knight! My feelings are hurt!! Who do you think taught Leighann to be dirty??
Doc = Smart !!
Now THAT should win an award for funniest comment.
Mountain Cat, if you are serious I'll really come to the bar.
NSFW = NOT SAFE FOR WORK
NSFW - means Not Safe For Work. It means something is porn-ish basically
Hey Mic... NSFW means "Not safe for work" not something stupid about Lucky Strikes.
Oh thanks Dana. Where have you been?
He isn't going to see his name in google alerts or anything is he Doc? I don't want to get caught during work hours!
Mt. Cat - you changed the icon again!
I cannot keep up. It is dizzy-ing.
I've been working! Damn payroll - don't know why it's so important *wink*
But now I'm ready to get dirty in Leighann's place ...
Dana! Where have you been? Now we can go back to nipple painting. We were waiting for you to bring the tarp!
Sorry, all his vids are G rated.
Personally, I like "Naked Stiffy Fuzzy Wanger"
Lu cracks me up!
OK I get it, Thank You all.
I'm not sure why I even needed to know that
Now I'm gonna have to stay until 800 and keep lying as to why I can't make the meeting.
Any suggestions?
I could tell them I'm showing my peaches in a giant virtual orgy.
Mic we've gotta be hip to all the lingo baby or we wont know WTFIGO.
Let's go Dana! Dirty Dirty Dirty!!!!!!
Dang! this IS dizzying!
Nipple painting?? Oh yippee! Another HNT idea!! Let's see ... can anyone make mine look like a peach?
Bina - inter-state networking.
Yeah sure Knight I'll be there. Send me an email tomorrow if you are down. It'd be nice to see if you are a real person! LOL.
They don't call me "delicious Dana" for nothing *wink* Now let me find that tarp, and some chocolate pudding for Knight an I to share ...
OK but no nipple piercing. I have to draw even a virtual line at that.
Personally, I like "Naked Stiffy Fuzzy Wanger"
Bina I like one too. hee hee.
Thanks Doc! That was some pretty damn good detective work. I didn't realize it would be so easy to find me.
DAna I bet you could paint yours to look like a peach. Picture that perfect.
Mmmm pudding.
We don't need piercings Robin. Don't worry. I know Dana and I already have them and I'm betting some others do too.
I took a nap and came back to over 700!!! WOW The party and all the dirty talking can start again, I'm BACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!
Robin, Knight and I already have the nipple piercing covered ...
Ooh but we have nipple rings don't we Dana.
I'll e-mail you tomorrow m-cat. See the awesomeness that peachfest brings?!
Holy crap I have a headache from hell. I need an orgasm.
I SO shouldn't have said that! But hey, I do hear it relieves head aches!
Cinder - we are going to have you tested for narcolepsy!
Cinder-Single- You were napping during peach fest?????
But I was talking about the drink! Promise!
He isn't going to see his name in google alerts or anything is he Doc? I don't want to get caught during work hours!
Sorry Knight... I meant that as a quick inside joke between you and I but it's all fixed now. Oh and I assure you that he Mt. Cat is a real person... now as far as some of his work "friends" you never know!!
This is my fourth mindless comment!
I think they do Bina. Kinda funny when you think about the fact that wives have used the excuse of having a headache to NOT have sex.
Wow... this discussion is so far from PG-13 that it's making me blush over here.
Sis: Yes I took a nap! it is my way of releasing stress.. I guess I am going to have to pick up a new way since it missed most of the Fest!!!
LOL!!!
HMMMMM!!! I can think of one!
Well damn. I really do have to go to that freaking meeting now. But I'll check back when it's done. Hopefully I won't be there long.
Famous last words.
Doc. The surface has not even begun to be scratched and you are blushing already?
Bina, they do. I have tried it and it works better than any drug.
Wow... this discussion is so far from PG-13 that it's making me blush over here.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Is there an award for the tallest tail ... ummm ... I mean TALE?!?!
Doc- no problem. I thought it was funny. You should have seen my face when that name popped up.
hurry back Bina
Switching from the conversation here and work is giving me brain whiplash.
I think we all should have our nipples painted like peaches.
Doc:
this discussion,
That's what you call this?
I am hungry now!! Anyone want some Peaches?????
I may just fix me some peach Vodka!! Or is it to early!
If it was dutch apple pie I could play along.
Excellent Idea Peach pie. I think Dana already did hers so we can use the imprint.
Too dirty?
I am all for Nipple Painting, where do I go to sign up???
Peach Nipple Brandy
Oh Ya, give me a shot!
Apple, when are you swinging through Chi-town this summer? We can paint each other *wink*
cinder-single, it's after 5 somewhere as the saying goes. Bottoms up.
ROTFL @ MickyT
*wink* @ Knight
Dana--I'll be there on July 3rd.
speaking of bottoms, Dana wouldn't that make a peachy subject for painting. I think the water tower peach looks like ass.
Cinder-Single, It's okay to start drinking now. Just call it brunch.
Doc: we past my guess at 700 something!
Mic have you ever had the drink, buttery nipple, nummy.
Yeah ... but I'm afraid mine would resemble Schrek's ass - only more ripe!
Did everyone get a t-shirt?
So Apple ... ummm ... Peach and I will have a peach painting fest in July! YIPPEE!!
A museum of ass prints adjusted to resemble peaches. Brilliant! We are really on to something here.
I'm already wearing my t-shirt Doc!
After my fall last night!!(haha) I should not want to drink anything else... But Hey I will call it brunch!
I am getting ready to paint my nipples now!! I need to make up the color peach so I will be festive for this occasion!!!!
I will paint and post!!
Doc: we past my guess at 700 something!
Just imagine what would have happened if Anndi was here and if Leighann didn't have to have her bobbies smashed today....
I haven't chosen mine yet
I'm waiting for the paint on my nipples to dry
and
for Leighann to tell me which one she wants me to wear
she loves it when she gets to order me around
Got my T-shirt on right now!! and it is the white one doc... Getting ready to go out in the rain!!!!
HAHA!
What are the rest of us Doc?? Chopped peaches???
Yeah, where is Anndi today? I can't believe she is missing this.
I just pulled one out Doc, I'll put it on later!
I took 2 t-shirts becuase I could not decide.
Today has just been incredible... I love you guys !!
Thank you all so much for making the first annual Peachfest such a Peachy success.
Well this has been wild but I should really get back to working.
Eh, who am I kidding.
Let's turn another page..800!
So are we all getting in our white peach shirts and getting on the tarp with our paint and pudding?
What??? Are we done?? I don't want to be done, I want some more peaches!
This has been fun!!! Doc You throw a great Bash!!!!!
What are the rest of us Doc?? Chopped peaches???
Of course not... LOL
It's just that Anndi and Leighann along with Lu bill themselves as sort of the 'comment hos' LOL!
Why are we done? It's only four!
rolling over again - wow
Sis, I am all game for that!!!! LETS GIT'ER DONE!!!!!!
I've got my white t-shirt on Knight, and I made sure it was 2 sizes too small for better effect! But I'm thinking after we roll around in the pudding we should probably hose each other down!
No we aren't done... I just had a sentimental moment
I have heard that am orgasm is an excellent form of headache relief!
FYI Did you know that the 1st vibrator was invented in 1883. It was steam powered!
Over 800 Comments!! I am excited!!!!!
Dana: you paint a pretty picture!
Yeah, don't go anywhere Doc! Dana just got out the hose and you still have the camera.
Well, thank goodness you were just getting a bit weepy - I'm thinking the 1000 mark is just a few minutes away!
HAHA!!! Dana, You got the hose? I am ready! i will bring the pitchers! Of Beer that is!!
OMG... Steam powered ... HOLY BURNT LABIAS BATMAN!!
Micky, you should see how I sculpt *wink*
I think I am going to bow out for a while. Get a little bit emailing done then check back before I leave work.
It has been fun. Thanks Doc for putting everything together.
It's just that Anndi and Leighann along with Lu bill themselves as sort of the 'comment hos' LOL!
comment hos. Hos get paid for it, so I guess sluts is more accurate.
Toodles My dear Blogmate Karen!!!!!
Come on over to the pudding tub Cinder - Knight and I are waiting! I think Lu may have jumped in too ... and maybe Karen and Dianne! And with a little coercing, I'm sure we can get Peach Pie in here too!
It was the early 1900's when they came out with the first hand held one.
I did think the same when I heard steam powered. But it was not a portable device.
Doc:
All sentimental like, your blog has kicked butt!
Not bad for a couple of NEWBIES
Well Done!!!!!!!!!!
Three Cheers Peachy Peachy Peachy
I am not so much into pudding, I think I will wait for the jello wrestling.
HOLY BURNT LABIAS BATMAN!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dana is it chocolate pudding? I've not licked my lips yet or removed the blind fold.
Not bad for a couple of NEWBIES
You call us newbies... We are only newbies on blogger. We have been doing this in one form or another for almost 18 years... I just wish I could find a good way to make a living at it...
I am on my way Dana, Ummmmm What do I need to be wearing??? I got my T-Shirt and Bikini Shorts on.. Am I dressed alright???
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