Welcome to the first annual YJKOBT Peachfest!!
A couple of quick notes:
-If you are new to our blog, Welcome! Each Tuesday at noon we play a little game where we make up humorous endings to odd news stories. The best entry each week wins my "Peach" award which is a depiction of the peach water tower in Gaffney SC.
-Today is a special day and we are trying for a record 500 entries in 5 hours.
-Everyone who contributes a comment gets a commemorative "t-shirt" Please see the post below this one to pick up a shirt!
-Thank you to MickyT who came up with the idea for Peachfest. Thank you to Leighann who designed the T-Shirts and a big thank you to all of our loyal readers who are supporting this effort today !!
Now - On with the game !!
I knew that I had to come up with something good for this edition of Tuesday Word game so where do we head? I figured a good place to start would be Iceland's Penis museum of course. (specimens pictured to the left) Give this phallic news article a read and tell me if the founder of this place doesn't suffer from a tiny bit of penis envy. Yeesh.Well for this weeks word game I figured that if they could have a penile museum we could certainly come up with a few hundred other types of funny and interesting museums or museum exhibits. Complete the following passage from the news article below with your own funny or odd idea or exhibit for a museum.
HUSAVIK, Iceland (Reuters) - Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.
Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.
His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.
A growing number of people from all over the world view the collection each year, 60 percent of them women.
"We had 6,000 visitors last summer and actually made a profit," Hjartarson said with a smile.
Because of their success their next museum will feature _________________.
Enter as many suggestions as you like since we are trying for 500 comments in 5 hours today... Or just simply comment on what someone else has to say. Join the conversation. It will be fun.
Happy Peachfest everyone!
-Doc
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I've got my white t-shirt on Knight, and I made sure it was 2 sizes too small for better effect! But I'm thinking after we roll around in the pudding we should probably hose each other down!
No we aren't done... I just had a sentimental moment
I have heard that am orgasm is an excellent form of headache relief!
FYI Did you know that the 1st vibrator was invented in 1883. It was steam powered!
Over 800 Comments!! I am excited!!!!!
Dana: you paint a pretty picture!
Yeah, don't go anywhere Doc! Dana just got out the hose and you still have the camera.
Well, thank goodness you were just getting a bit weepy - I'm thinking the 1000 mark is just a few minutes away!
HAHA!!! Dana, You got the hose? I am ready! i will bring the pitchers! Of Beer that is!!
OMG... Steam powered ... HOLY BURNT LABIAS BATMAN!!
Micky, you should see how I sculpt *wink*
I think I am going to bow out for a while. Get a little bit emailing done then check back before I leave work.
It has been fun. Thanks Doc for putting everything together.
It's just that Anndi and Leighann along with Lu bill themselves as sort of the 'comment hos' LOL!
comment hos. Hos get paid for it, so I guess sluts is more accurate.
Toodles My dear Blogmate Karen!!!!!
Come on over to the pudding tub Cinder - Knight and I are waiting! I think Lu may have jumped in too ... and maybe Karen and Dianne! And with a little coercing, I'm sure we can get Peach Pie in here too!
It was the early 1900's when they came out with the first hand held one.
I did think the same when I heard steam powered. But it was not a portable device.
Doc:
All sentimental like, your blog has kicked butt!
Not bad for a couple of NEWBIES
Well Done!!!!!!!!!!
Three Cheers Peachy Peachy Peachy
I am not so much into pudding, I think I will wait for the jello wrestling.
HOLY BURNT LABIAS BATMAN!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dana is it chocolate pudding? I've not licked my lips yet or removed the blind fold.
Not bad for a couple of NEWBIES
You call us newbies... We are only newbies on blogger. We have been doing this in one form or another for almost 18 years... I just wish I could find a good way to make a living at it...
I am on my way Dana, Ummmmm What do I need to be wearing??? I got my T-Shirt and Bikini Shorts on.. Am I dressed alright???
Oh Lu, would anything but chocolate do? Go ahead, lick you lips ... but leave that blindfold on - I've got a surprise for you!
We can make 1000 by 5
right?
HOLY BURNT LABIAS BATMAN!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was a good one from ol blush boy wasn't it Mic.
See Ya Karen!
BTW - I hope all the folks who came here for the first time today keep coming back.... We have fun over here all the time not just on Tuesdays!
Cinder, you couldn't be any more appropriately dressed for the occasion!
Luv ya Karen... Thanks for hangin' and pimpin'
Yepper you can win peaches, lions kisses and candy too.
Wooooo hoooooo, Jumping in!! Chocolate is my favorite!!!
I love it here Doc
and everyone has been so nice to a kinda newbie
I'm glad I was here before PeachFest - I feel more regular (that sounds odd)
I want to get to 1000
double your comments
double your pleasure
Hmm I think those ladies "boy" panties are hot.
Get a little more red Doc?
Peaches and Lions and Candy, OH MY!
I'm still laughing over Holy Burnt Labias Batman.. That one comment has got me out of the game.
Gee Doc if they start to gang up on us.....we could go fishing!
God, get a life people!! Oops did I say that out loud?
I keep getting the impression that Doc is trying to steer us into the G rating, but failing miserably!
We luv you too Dianne. Yep... 1000 is sure within reach. They way we blew past 500 was great. I normally don't set the bar low on things. mickyt was right 500 was waaaaay too low!
Well you are in the right pond for it Micky-t.
HAHAHA!!! I always knew I had it in me!!
Peach fest brought it out of me!!!
YAY for Peach Fest!!!
Mt. Cat, just because you have a *hot* date set with Knight doesn't mean the rest of us aren't still trying to see what we can get out of Peachfest - SHEESH!
God, get a life people!! Oops did I say that out loud?
You sure did Cat and now we're all leaving. Yah right!
Mountain Cat? Why so angry? You host the fest too!
CinderSingle/sis- I always knew your could be bad *single tear* A very proud moment.
Knight, I am being ironic. LOL
Oh and if you come to Red Sky tomorrow you have to dress like a character on Yo Gabba Gabba. I have my Muno red ribbed suit ready to go!
LOL... It's all good ya'll !!
Ok, It's hailing here and I need to go and pick up my boy... I will check in as soon as I get home.
Thanks again everyone... I love all of ya'll...
Wow Mt. Cat, if you were trying to slow things down a bit you certainly succeeded *gigglesnort*
Love Ya Doc!!! Be safe!!!!
Dana! How about getting out the whipped Cream!!!
Thanks for throwing me a great birthday party, kiss kiss.
I have to dress like a character on Yo Gabba Gabba? Cant I just wear my wait paint covered Peach fest shirt? I promise not to wear pants with it. Does that help?
*kisses* Doc. Thanks for the good time.
Doc, you'll see something above 1000 when you get back! I have no doubt!!
Does that mean Micky is going to be our token man now? Micky, are you up for it??
What's Yo Gabba Gabba?
(she asks while ducking)
Sis: That is my naughty Side coming out!!! I like it a LOT!!!
Mountain Cat:
Spud Man in the City!
Cinder, the whipped cream and cherries are on the side of the pool, just waiting to add their crowning glory!
knight, if that doesn't help he better check and see if his peaches are in a vise.
No Dana, I'm a wuss! I'll get all shriveled up! LOL
Spud Dude you better get back in here!
Dianne, You asked for it. Yo Gabba Gabba!
Ahhhh, I am so Happy now, CHERRIES!!!
Micky-t I bet Dana knows how to get out the wrinkles. *wink*
Come on Micky, you can do it! Well, maybe you AND Mt Cat can manage together!
Drive safe Doc!!
You guys gonna get to 1000 today?? I'm outta here too, be good poppets!
Drive safe Doc!!
You guys gonna get to 1000 today?? I'm outta here too, be good poppets!
Ahem...doing my part with damn double posting :)
I am trying to stay away, but I just can't. I want us to get to 1000.
Micky and Mt Cat are tag teaming now?!
I got to go feed my dog. [really]
Bye Miss Merry!!!!!!!!
Have a great Evening!!!
It takes the both of them to keep all of us women happy Knight!
And Lu, I've been known to ... ummm ... how do I keep this PG ... iron(?) out even the most stubborn wrinkles!
TAG TEAM!!!!!! I am so ready!!!
Micky, I've never heard it called "Feeding the Dog" before!
WOOOO HOOOO DANA!!!! IRON AWAY!
Micky-T left just when it was getting kinky again. Hmmmmm.... Makes one wonder.
Well, we are still here in the pudding with the cherries. It's still a party.
Micky, I've never heard it called "Feeding the Dog" before!
Dana ha ha ha!
HECK YEAH!!!!! Party on!
Who needs spectators when the participants are having this much fun??
I want to be 888!
I just watched the video. Thanks Knight
They show that to kids!!
I bet you do Mic. We all need to let Micky-t be 888.
Oh! Micky must be done "Feeding the Dog"
888
Ohh that feels good
Yes, I really am having fun! This lets me know I need to get out more!!!
premature
This one is for Dana and Cinder-Single.
Congrats on 888 Mickey! twice ;)
Cinder you burst my bubble!
Was it good for you I hope! :LOL
gotta roll, lots of fun kids; see ya.
Jello wrestling just seems cleaner than pudding. I guess staying clean isn't the point...
bye Lu!!!! Sis!! HAHA I loved it Pudding all the way......
Knight, we could do better than that, don't you think???
Karen! What's that you say?? There is no whining in pudding wrestling!
Oh, much better. Without a doubt. We wouldn't even be standing.
Who will take us over 900?? Anyone??
I think a lil more arse shaking is needed! haha!! and a lot more pudding!
I am The 900th!!!! Thats what I am talking about!!
A lot more ass shaking indeed!
Doc will be so proud when he discovers we talked about pudding wrestling long enough to get the comments to the 900 mark. *weeps* It's too bad he couldn't see it for himself!
ME DANA... I did it for You Knight and I!!!! We are Victorious!
So, who's left at the fest? Knight and Cinder ... who else?
YES DANA! He would be proud! I cannot believe I am up to see this happening...
Dianne, Sadly I found out about Yo Gabba Gabba here. YJKOBT has a way of spreading the word.
I have resisted the Yo Gabba Gabba cult and managed to keep my curiosity at bay. I will not Google it ... I will not!
I have a feeling if this were a real party it really would be the three of us lingering after the others are gone, still slinging pudding.
I scheduled my hair appointment at 6:00pm to be part of the first Peach Fest ever...It was fun and exhausting for the eyeballs...Doc this was a great idea. Good Job Vin...you guys have lots of fans...Im sure your already thinking of the next record breaking YKOBT festival..
Okay Back!!! Had to sneak and get me some water!! Gals yall still here???
I'd still be there, just in a coma
Ha ha, I knew I could count on you Dianne!
It ain't over til the fat lady sings and I ain't singing!!
Yeah Knight, I'm here until they lock the doors. Last call just means I've still got a little time!
LOL Diane!! I feel the same way.. but I still did not get my nap out!! Sooooooo Ummmmmm I am staying till 1000
I'm still here, but a little burnt out!
I'll just lurk a while longer.
Hey, if you're cute last call just means they are locking the doors with you inside. Then the drinks are on the house.
Wow. Does that really say 910 comments?! What could I possibly say to follow up THAT? :)
Micky, I'm sure those of us who are still hanging could help "revitalize" you!
We are hard core
I wish Leighann was here.
and Leighann - when you do read all this - don't forget to tell me which shirt to take
Tink stick around and help finish this thing to a thousand.
Tink, you could always help get that number to 1000 before Doc gets back!
Tink! You almost missed the pudding wrestling! Where have you been all day?
HEY TINK!!!!!! We are having a great time!!!
LOVING IT!
I heard revitalize and woke up!
what are we up to?
what'd I miss? I was at Annikan's place.
Too much to go back and read.
Hey Tink...we are shooting for 1000 now. Much like Micky, I am burnt out. But I keep checking back to see if we are getting close.
926 Dianne! What?? That's not what you meant?? *giggle*
Well, the whipped cream is starting to melt - I'm not sure what's on the buffet now!
Mt. Cat - How was the pomegranatefest?
HEYA Karen!!!! You are back.. MT.CAT this party is the best!!!!
Well Mt. Cat, you missed Cinder, Knight and I in the pudding pool - we even added whipped cream and cherries.
Then there was Micky who "Fed the dog" right here in front of all of us.
Holy crap! Don't you people have jobs? Oh, wait, you're somewhere else in the world perhaps...
Oh! And Dianne was revitalized ... of course, she blamed it on us, but we know better!
Oh yeah Dana - I was counting (giggle)
Well ladies, my number one gal will be home in a very short time.
I'll be at the door when she does.
This has been an awesome afternoon and I will be hoping you carry this to a thousand!
Where the hell was Anndi?
HAHA!!!!! It gets more funny every time you say Micky fed the dog!!! HAHA!! Yep I am having a lot of Moments over here!!!
It's true! He fed the dog right in front of all of us as if he does that sort of thing all the time.
I'm so revitalized I want to share it with others.
What can I do?
Oh Ya Mountain Cat, NOW you show up!!!!!
Bye Micky!!! Had lost of fun with ya!!!
"Fed the dog"
hehehehe
take care Micky
and happy 888
bye Micky. Thanks for the great idea. :)
... and now Micky is leaving us for the "other" woman - maybe she's the lucky "dog" being fed - said in the most endearing way possible - not like dog in a bad way. EGADS! If I have to explain it I guess it really isn't very funny now, is it??
Ack! I keep getting blocked. And missing the party. Tight white t shirts, whipped cream, fuzzy peaches, and everything...sigh.
Noregrets...I don't have a life.. Really!!! But I love a good party!!
Ladies, I think we scared Mt. Cat away. I seem to have that effect on men under 6' tall - maybe I should quit wearing these 3" heels that make me 6'-3"??
It's OK Dana
I think we're all a little giddy
I was thinking you meant Top Dog in a very good way
I'm going to have to get peaches the second I'm out of the office. All this fuzzy talk is making me salivate.
That sounded so real!!! Well it is real.. I need to get a life.. SIS help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to stay here until we reach 1000, but I am meeting my girlfriends for a cocktail in a half hour....can we hurry this along? LOL
I'm yearning for a martini
Maybe Mt.Cat is scared because he told me his whereabouts tomorrow evening. Nothing like a blog stalker just showing up at your happy hour, right?
EEUUUWWW! I don't have to eat them, do I?? I mean, like, not with the peel on them ... that's like putting a caterpillar in my mouth!
Doing my best Karen
I'm in the mood for some peach ice cream. Anyone want to join me?
What will U be drinking this evening?
Karen, I'm trying to get us up to 1000 without any of those goofy one-words posts like I've seen on some other (not to be mentioned) blogs! I'm needing more material ...
Can I put liquor with the ice cream?
Dana--so you're more of a nectarine girl?
Peach Pie, I've got some peach ice cream in the freezer! Do we need to clear the chocolate pudding out of the pool first??
Dianne--of course! I put liquor in everything!
I'm doing the same Dana
We're such purists
I'll be drinking the Heineken in my fridge tonight but damn a dirty martini sounds good.
Diane you are NJ too, right? you can meet us for a cocktail if you want. I am having a peach martini in honor of this.
Ooooooo! New delicacy...chocolate covered peaches!
Don't get me wrong Peach, I *heart* peaches, just de-fuzzed! Nectarines I can eat with the skin, but they're just not the same ...
Yes! A dirty martini
and No Dana - leave the chocolate
it goes with everything
and will break my fall when I pass out
Seriously, you're giving me a craving for something peachy. I may have to run to the store after we break 1000.
dirty martini
Oh Knight, I should have known you were a girl after my own heart!
Karen - I'm actually going to work after we reach 1000 LOL
I know it's shocking but I got very little done today
I'm in Monmouth County - are you North or South
and is it pouring by you?
dirty martini
... and you too, Dianne?? Who'd have thunk it?
I should post my recipe for "Fresh" peaches and cream pie. It has marshmellows too so it's sticky! YUM!
I am North of you. Essex County. Montclair.
Someday....
But work, yuck!
See, I did things a bit backward ... I worked first, then cam out to play, and just about everyone already went inside :(
That's OK, I have much more fun with the girls anyway *gigglesnort*
I have many layers Dana ;)
I'll add it as a new post at the end and surprise Doc.
Can we get to 1000 before Karen needs to leave us?? I swear, I'm quitting after that - I think I've watched the last 300 or so comments go up.
I accomplished absolutely NOTHING today. I only feel a little guilty.
I'm going to have a sentimental moment here for Doc while he is away. I *wipes away tear* am SO PROUD of you all for hanging on in this last lap to 1,000 Peachfest comments. *chokes on words* I want you all to know how much this wild, dirty, and now liquored up party has meant to me. I came in here after a fight with my boss and decided screw the company. I'm spending the rest of my day right here with you magnificent people. Now pass the peach shnapps, I need a drink!
Karen - I love Montclair - it's so, so - so NOT NJ like LOL
someday definitely
and I want Knight to come to the shore. I'll pick her up at the train
C'mon ladies! Only 21 more to go!
C'mon ladies! Only 21 more to go!
Dana - I have been here since the start. It has been long, but fun!
Peach, sticky is always good!
back again!!!! Did you all mess me or did I miss the count?
We're so close!!
and Knight - I'm givin you a hug sweetie
Karen! That's amazing! I can't imagine having been here all day. You are probably the only one who has actually read all of the comments!
Diane - Knight and Mt. Cat are near us too. We can have a real-live fest of sorts.
Cinder, you can help us reach CLIMAX!!
Karen - I've been here since 12:30
First I thought I was insane!
Now I just feel wonderful LOL
Dianne I would go to the shore with you!
Just watch Mt. Cat sneak in here and take comment 1000. He is a cheater like that....lol
I've been hear almost all day. Just a break to p/u my Chiles.
We're in for a bad ass storm and Hubby wants me to shut down. I want to see 1000 first!
I can't believe none of the YJKOBT fans are in Chicago! What is the problem here ...
So close! I'm holding my breath. This will be one hell of a climax with just us ladies lingering.
A real live fest!!
I'm in for that!
We could use my house, I just need to kill - uh - get rid of the kids
Doc will be so proud of us.
Who will be 1000? Could I get so lucky?? I tried for 500 and missed that one by 8 :(
Ohhhhhh! Can we all reach the climax together!!!
We all stand together and wave the flaag of Victory together!!! How we are about to make it to 1000, come on everyone lets start this off by saying kum ba ya!!!! (if that is how you spell it) LOL!!!
1000?
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