Tuesday, May 20, 2008

PEACHFEST - Tuesday Word Game 5/20/08

Welcome to the first annual YJKOBT Peachfest!!

A couple of quick notes:
-If you are new to our blog, Welcome! Each Tuesday at noon we play a little game where we make up humorous endings to odd news stories. The best entry each week wins my "Peach" award which is a depiction of the peach water tower in Gaffney SC.
-Today is a special day and we are trying for a record 500 entries in 5 hours.
-Everyone who contributes a comment gets a commemorative "t-shirt" Please see the post below this one to pick up a shirt!
-Thank you to MickyT who came up with the idea for Peachfest. Thank you to Leighann who designed the T-Shirts and a big thank you to all of our loyal readers who are supporting this effort today !!

Now - On with the game !!

I knew that I had to come up with something good for this edition of Tuesday Word game so where do we head? I figured a good place to start would be Iceland's Penis museum of course. (specimens pictured to the left) Give this phallic news article a read and tell me if the founder of this place doesn't suffer from a tiny bit of penis envy. Yeesh.

Well for this weeks word game I figured that if they could have a penile museum we could certainly come up with a few hundred other types of funny and interesting museums or museum exhibits. Complete the following passage from the news article below with your own funny or odd idea or exhibit for a museum.

HUSAVIK, Iceland (Reuters) - Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.
Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.
His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.

A growing number of people from all over the world view the collection each year, 60 percent of them women.
"We had 6,000 visitors last summer and actually made a profit," Hjartarson said with a smile.


Because of their success their next museum will feature _________________.

Enter as many suggestions as you like since we are trying for 500 comments in 5 hours today... Or just simply comment on what someone else has to say. Join the conversation. It will be fun.

Happy Peachfest everyone!

-Doc

1,017 comments:

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Dana said...

Oh Lu, would anything but chocolate do? Go ahead, lick you lips ... but leave that blindfold on - I've got a surprise for you!

Dianne said...

We can make 1000 by 5
right?

Lu' said...

HOLY BURNT LABIAS BATMAN!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That was a good one from ol blush boy wasn't it Mic.

Ken said...

See Ya Karen!

Doc said...

BTW - I hope all the folks who came here for the first time today keep coming back.... We have fun over here all the time not just on Tuesdays!

Dana said...

Cinder, you couldn't be any more appropriately dressed for the occasion!

Doc said...

Luv ya Karen... Thanks for hangin' and pimpin'

Lu' said...

Yepper you can win peaches, lions kisses and candy too.

Anonymous said...

Wooooo hoooooo, Jumping in!! Chocolate is my favorite!!!

Dianne said...

I love it here Doc
and everyone has been so nice to a kinda newbie
I'm glad I was here before PeachFest - I feel more regular (that sounds odd)

I want to get to 1000
double your comments
double your pleasure

Lu' said...

Hmm I think those ladies "boy" panties are hot.


Get a little more red Doc?

Dana said...

Peaches and Lions and Candy, OH MY!

Knight said...

I'm still laughing over Holy Burnt Labias Batman.. That one comment has got me out of the game.

Ken said...

Gee Doc if they start to gang up on us.....we could go fishing!

The Mountain Cat said...

God, get a life people!! Oops did I say that out loud?

Dana said...

I keep getting the impression that Doc is trying to steer us into the G rating, but failing miserably!

Doc said...

We luv you too Dianne. Yep... 1000 is sure within reach. They way we blew past 500 was great. I normally don't set the bar low on things. mickyt was right 500 was waaaaay too low!

Lu' said...

Well you are in the right pond for it Micky-t.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!!! I always knew I had it in me!!

Peach fest brought it out of me!!!

YAY for Peach Fest!!!

Dana said...

Mt. Cat, just because you have a *hot* date set with Knight doesn't mean the rest of us aren't still trying to see what we can get out of Peachfest - SHEESH!

Lu' said...

God, get a life people!! Oops did I say that out loud?

You sure did Cat and now we're all leaving. Yah right!

Knight said...

Mountain Cat? Why so angry? You host the fest too!

Knight said...

CinderSingle/sis- I always knew your could be bad *single tear* A very proud moment.

The Mountain Cat said...

Knight, I am being ironic. LOL
Oh and if you come to Red Sky tomorrow you have to dress like a character on Yo Gabba Gabba. I have my Muno red ribbed suit ready to go!

Doc said...

LOL... It's all good ya'll !!

Ok, It's hailing here and I need to go and pick up my boy... I will check in as soon as I get home.

Thanks again everyone... I love all of ya'll...

Dana said...

Wow Mt. Cat, if you were trying to slow things down a bit you certainly succeeded *gigglesnort*

Anonymous said...

Love Ya Doc!!! Be safe!!!!


Dana! How about getting out the whipped Cream!!!

Robin said...

Thanks for throwing me a great birthday party, kiss kiss.

Knight said...

I have to dress like a character on Yo Gabba Gabba? Cant I just wear my wait paint covered Peach fest shirt? I promise not to wear pants with it. Does that help?

Lu' said...

*kisses* Doc. Thanks for the good time.

Dana said...

Doc, you'll see something above 1000 when you get back! I have no doubt!!

Does that mean Micky is going to be our token man now? Micky, are you up for it??

Dianne said...

What's Yo Gabba Gabba?

(she asks while ducking)

Anonymous said...

Sis: That is my naughty Side coming out!!! I like it a LOT!!!

Ken said...

Mountain Cat:
Spud Man in the City!

Dana said...

Cinder, the whipped cream and cherries are on the side of the pool, just waiting to add their crowning glory!

Lu' said...

knight, if that doesn't help he better check and see if his peaches are in a vise.

Ken said...

No Dana, I'm a wuss! I'll get all shriveled up! LOL

Ken said...

Spud Dude you better get back in here!

Knight said...

Dianne, You asked for it. Yo Gabba Gabba!

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh, I am so Happy now, CHERRIES!!!

Lu' said...

Micky-t I bet Dana knows how to get out the wrinkles. *wink*

Dana said...

Come on Micky, you can do it! Well, maybe you AND Mt Cat can manage together!

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

Drive safe Doc!!

You guys gonna get to 1000 today?? I'm outta here too, be good poppets!

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

Drive safe Doc!!

You guys gonna get to 1000 today?? I'm outta here too, be good poppets!

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

Ahem...doing my part with damn double posting :)

Karen said...

I am trying to stay away, but I just can't. I want us to get to 1000.

Knight said...

Micky and Mt Cat are tag teaming now?!

Ken said...

I got to go feed my dog. [really]

Anonymous said...

Bye Miss Merry!!!!!!!!

Have a great Evening!!!

Dana said...

It takes the both of them to keep all of us women happy Knight!

And Lu, I've been known to ... ummm ... how do I keep this PG ... iron(?) out even the most stubborn wrinkles!

Anonymous said...

TAG TEAM!!!!!! I am so ready!!!

Dana said...

Micky, I've never heard it called "Feeding the Dog" before!

Anonymous said...

WOOOO HOOOO DANA!!!! IRON AWAY!

Knight said...

Micky-T left just when it was getting kinky again. Hmmmmm.... Makes one wonder.
Well, we are still here in the pudding with the cherries. It's still a party.

Lu' said...

Micky, I've never heard it called "Feeding the Dog" before!

Dana ha ha ha!

Anonymous said...

HECK YEAH!!!!! Party on!

Dana said...

Who needs spectators when the participants are having this much fun??

Ken said...

I want to be 888!

Dianne said...

I just watched the video. Thanks Knight

They show that to kids!!

Lu' said...

I bet you do Mic. We all need to let Micky-t be 888.

Dana said...

Oh! Micky must be done "Feeding the Dog"

Ken said...

888

Ken said...

Ohh that feels good

Anonymous said...

Yes, I really am having fun! This lets me know I need to get out more!!!

Ken said...

premature

Knight said...

This one is for Dana and Cinder-Single.

Dianne said...

Congrats on 888 Mickey! twice ;)

Ken said...

Cinder you burst my bubble!
Was it good for you I hope! :LOL

Lu' said...

gotta roll, lots of fun kids; see ya.

Karen said...

Jello wrestling just seems cleaner than pudding. I guess staying clean isn't the point...

Anonymous said...

bye Lu!!!! Sis!! HAHA I loved it Pudding all the way......

Dana said...

Knight, we could do better than that, don't you think???

Dana said...

Karen! What's that you say?? There is no whining in pudding wrestling!

Knight said...

Oh, much better. Without a doubt. We wouldn't even be standing.

Dana said...

Who will take us over 900?? Anyone??

Anonymous said...

I think a lil more arse shaking is needed! haha!! and a lot more pudding!

Anonymous said...

I am The 900th!!!! Thats what I am talking about!!

Knight said...

A lot more ass shaking indeed!

Dana said...

Doc will be so proud when he discovers we talked about pudding wrestling long enough to get the comments to the 900 mark. *weeps* It's too bad he couldn't see it for himself!

Anonymous said...

ME DANA... I did it for You Knight and I!!!! We are Victorious!

Dana said...

So, who's left at the fest? Knight and Cinder ... who else?

Anonymous said...

YES DANA! He would be proud! I cannot believe I am up to see this happening...

Knight said...

Dianne, Sadly I found out about Yo Gabba Gabba here. YJKOBT has a way of spreading the word.

Dana said...

I have resisted the Yo Gabba Gabba cult and managed to keep my curiosity at bay. I will not Google it ... I will not!

Knight said...

I have a feeling if this were a real party it really would be the three of us lingering after the others are gone, still slinging pudding.

Anonymous said...

I scheduled my hair appointment at 6:00pm to be part of the first Peach Fest ever...It was fun and exhausting for the eyeballs...Doc this was a great idea. Good Job Vin...you guys have lots of fans...Im sure your already thinking of the next record breaking YKOBT festival..

Anonymous said...

Okay Back!!! Had to sneak and get me some water!! Gals yall still here???

Dianne said...

I'd still be there, just in a coma

Knight said...

Ha ha, I knew I could count on you Dianne!

Dianne said...

It ain't over til the fat lady sings and I ain't singing!!

Dana said...

Yeah Knight, I'm here until they lock the doors. Last call just means I've still got a little time!

Anonymous said...

LOL Diane!! I feel the same way.. but I still did not get my nap out!! Sooooooo Ummmmmm I am staying till 1000

Ken said...

I'm still here, but a little burnt out!
I'll just lurk a while longer.

Knight said...

Hey, if you're cute last call just means they are locking the doors with you inside. Then the drinks are on the house.

Tink said...

Wow. Does that really say 910 comments?! What could I possibly say to follow up THAT? :)

Dana said...

Micky, I'm sure those of us who are still hanging could help "revitalize" you!

Dianne said...

We are hard core

I wish Leighann was here.

and Leighann - when you do read all this - don't forget to tell me which shirt to take

Ken said...

Tink stick around and help finish this thing to a thousand.

Dana said...

Tink, you could always help get that number to 1000 before Doc gets back!

Knight said...

Tink! You almost missed the pudding wrestling! Where have you been all day?

Anonymous said...

HEY TINK!!!!!! We are having a great time!!!

LOVING IT!

Dianne said...

I heard revitalize and woke up!

what are we up to?

The Mountain Cat said...

what'd I miss? I was at Annikan's place.
Too much to go back and read.

Karen said...

Hey Tink...we are shooting for 1000 now. Much like Micky, I am burnt out. But I keep checking back to see if we are getting close.

Dana said...

926 Dianne! What?? That's not what you meant?? *giggle*

Well, the whipped cream is starting to melt - I'm not sure what's on the buffet now!

Karen said...

Mt. Cat - How was the pomegranatefest?

Anonymous said...

HEYA Karen!!!! You are back.. MT.CAT this party is the best!!!!

Dana said...

Well Mt. Cat, you missed Cinder, Knight and I in the pudding pool - we even added whipped cream and cherries.

Then there was Micky who "Fed the dog" right here in front of all of us.

NoRegrets said...

Holy crap! Don't you people have jobs? Oh, wait, you're somewhere else in the world perhaps...

Dana said...

Oh! And Dianne was revitalized ... of course, she blamed it on us, but we know better!

Dianne said...

Oh yeah Dana - I was counting (giggle)

Ken said...

Well ladies, my number one gal will be home in a very short time.
I'll be at the door when she does.
This has been an awesome afternoon and I will be hoping you carry this to a thousand!
Where the hell was Anndi?

Anonymous said...

HAHA!!!!! It gets more funny every time you say Micky fed the dog!!! HAHA!! Yep I am having a lot of Moments over here!!!

Knight said...

It's true! He fed the dog right in front of all of us as if he does that sort of thing all the time.

Dianne said...

I'm so revitalized I want to share it with others.

What can I do?

Ken said...

Oh Ya Mountain Cat, NOW you show up!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Bye Micky!!! Had lost of fun with ya!!!

Dianne said...

"Fed the dog"

hehehehe

take care Micky
and happy 888

Karen said...

bye Micky. Thanks for the great idea. :)

Dana said...

... and now Micky is leaving us for the "other" woman - maybe she's the lucky "dog" being fed - said in the most endearing way possible - not like dog in a bad way. EGADS! If I have to explain it I guess it really isn't very funny now, is it??

NoRegrets said...

Ack! I keep getting blocked. And missing the party. Tight white t shirts, whipped cream, fuzzy peaches, and everything...sigh.

Anonymous said...

Noregrets...I don't have a life.. Really!!! But I love a good party!!

Dana said...

Ladies, I think we scared Mt. Cat away. I seem to have that effect on men under 6' tall - maybe I should quit wearing these 3" heels that make me 6'-3"??

Dianne said...

It's OK Dana

I think we're all a little giddy

I was thinking you meant Top Dog in a very good way

Knight said...

I'm going to have to get peaches the second I'm out of the office. All this fuzzy talk is making me salivate.

Anonymous said...

That sounded so real!!! Well it is real.. I need to get a life.. SIS help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karen said...

I want to stay here until we reach 1000, but I am meeting my girlfriends for a cocktail in a half hour....can we hurry this along? LOL

Dianne said...

I'm yearning for a martini

Knight said...

Maybe Mt.Cat is scared because he told me his whereabouts tomorrow evening. Nothing like a blog stalker just showing up at your happy hour, right?

Dana said...

EEUUUWWW! I don't have to eat them, do I?? I mean, like, not with the peel on them ... that's like putting a caterpillar in my mouth!

Dianne said...

Doing my best Karen

As American as Apple Pie said...

I'm in the mood for some peach ice cream. Anyone want to join me?

Dianne said...

What will U be drinking this evening?

Dana said...

Karen, I'm trying to get us up to 1000 without any of those goofy one-words posts like I've seen on some other (not to be mentioned) blogs! I'm needing more material ...

Dianne said...

Can I put liquor with the ice cream?

As American as Apple Pie said...

Dana--so you're more of a nectarine girl?

Dana said...

Peach Pie, I've got some peach ice cream in the freezer! Do we need to clear the chocolate pudding out of the pool first??

As American as Apple Pie said...

Dianne--of course! I put liquor in everything!

Dianne said...

I'm doing the same Dana

We're such purists

Knight said...

I'll be drinking the Heineken in my fridge tonight but damn a dirty martini sounds good.

Karen said...

Diane you are NJ too, right? you can meet us for a cocktail if you want. I am having a peach martini in honor of this.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Ooooooo! New delicacy...chocolate covered peaches!

Dana said...

Don't get me wrong Peach, I *heart* peaches, just de-fuzzed! Nectarines I can eat with the skin, but they're just not the same ...

Dianne said...

Yes! A dirty martini

and No Dana - leave the chocolate
it goes with everything
and will break my fall when I pass out

As American as Apple Pie said...

Seriously, you're giving me a craving for something peachy. I may have to run to the store after we break 1000.

Dana said...

dirty martini

Oh Knight, I should have known you were a girl after my own heart!

Dianne said...

Karen - I'm actually going to work after we reach 1000 LOL

I know it's shocking but I got very little done today

I'm in Monmouth County - are you North or South

and is it pouring by you?

Dana said...

dirty martini

... and you too, Dianne?? Who'd have thunk it?

As American as Apple Pie said...

I should post my recipe for "Fresh" peaches and cream pie. It has marshmellows too so it's sticky! YUM!

Karen said...

I am North of you. Essex County. Montclair.

Someday....

But work, yuck!

Dana said...

See, I did things a bit backward ... I worked first, then cam out to play, and just about everyone already went inside :(

That's OK, I have much more fun with the girls anyway *gigglesnort*

Dianne said...

I have many layers Dana ;)

As American as Apple Pie said...

I'll add it as a new post at the end and surprise Doc.

Dana said...

Can we get to 1000 before Karen needs to leave us?? I swear, I'm quitting after that - I think I've watched the last 300 or so comments go up.

As American as Apple Pie said...

I accomplished absolutely NOTHING today. I only feel a little guilty.

Knight said...

I'm going to have a sentimental moment here for Doc while he is away. I *wipes away tear* am SO PROUD of you all for hanging on in this last lap to 1,000 Peachfest comments. *chokes on words* I want you all to know how much this wild, dirty, and now liquored up party has meant to me. I came in here after a fight with my boss and decided screw the company. I'm spending the rest of my day right here with you magnificent people. Now pass the peach shnapps, I need a drink!

Dianne said...

Karen - I love Montclair - it's so, so - so NOT NJ like LOL

someday definitely

and I want Knight to come to the shore. I'll pick her up at the train

As American as Apple Pie said...

C'mon ladies! Only 21 more to go!

As American as Apple Pie said...

C'mon ladies! Only 21 more to go!

Karen said...

Dana - I have been here since the start. It has been long, but fun!

Dana said...

Peach, sticky is always good!

Anonymous said...

back again!!!! Did you all mess me or did I miss the count?

Dianne said...

We're so close!!

and Knight - I'm givin you a hug sweetie

Dana said...

Karen! That's amazing! I can't imagine having been here all day. You are probably the only one who has actually read all of the comments!

Karen said...

Diane - Knight and Mt. Cat are near us too. We can have a real-live fest of sorts.

Dana said...

Cinder, you can help us reach CLIMAX!!

Dianne said...

Karen - I've been here since 12:30

First I thought I was insane!

Now I just feel wonderful LOL

Knight said...

Dianne I would go to the shore with you!

Karen said...

Just watch Mt. Cat sneak in here and take comment 1000. He is a cheater like that....lol

As American as Apple Pie said...

I've been hear almost all day. Just a break to p/u my Chiles.

We're in for a bad ass storm and Hubby wants me to shut down. I want to see 1000 first!

Dana said...

I can't believe none of the YJKOBT fans are in Chicago! What is the problem here ...

Knight said...

So close! I'm holding my breath. This will be one hell of a climax with just us ladies lingering.

Dianne said...

A real live fest!!

I'm in for that!

We could use my house, I just need to kill - uh - get rid of the kids

Karen said...

Doc will be so proud of us.

Dana said...

Who will be 1000? Could I get so lucky?? I tried for 500 and missed that one by 8 :(

As American as Apple Pie said...

Ohhhhhh! Can we all reach the climax together!!!

Anonymous said...

We all stand together and wave the flaag of Victory together!!! How we are about to make it to 1000, come on everyone lets start this off by saying kum ba ya!!!! (if that is how you spell it) LOL!!!

Dana said...

1000?

runningwildkids said...

You all did wonderful today getting the record set and beat. Reading some of your comments were a hoot. Happy peach-fest to all of you!

Knight said...

Thanks Peachfest! You made my day! Now I'm going home. Kisses to everyone!

As American as Apple Pie said...

YES! YES!! YES!!!

Karen said...

Diane - no killing your children. LOL. we can work around them.

Dianne said...

I'm afraid to post

Who should be 1000?

Ken said...

WOW!!!!!!

As American as Apple Pie said...

LOVE YOU ALL!

Karen said...

We made it!!! Yeah!!! Awesome!

As American as Apple Pie said...

I was 1000 with my climax post.

Dianne said...

You all freakin' ROCK!

Happy 1000+++++

so cool

As American as Apple Pie said...

Must shut down. See you later!

Dana said...

That was good really good for me! How 'bout the rest of you? Was it good for you too??

As American as Apple Pie said...

Must shut down. See you later!

Karen said...

Way to go everyone. We totally rock. Have a great evening. I will toast you all with my Peach Martini!

Knight said...

Thank peaches the 1,000 post at least had the word Climax in it. Good work peach pie!

Ken said...

Well people.........

You Can Just Go On Believing That

ONE THOUSAND!!!!!!!

Dana said...

OK, I'm spent now - first the pudding pool and now the climax! Thanks everyone!! I had a great afternoon!!

Dianne said...

"I was 1000 with my climax post."

As it should be Pie, as it should be

Take Care All!

See ya round campus

Doc said...

I am soooo proud of you ladies... I really enjoyed that read... not the drive through hailstones I had !!

Onto 1000

Doc said...

Wooo hoo.. ya'll got while I was reading...Sweet!

Doc said...

You all are the feikin' best !!!

Jay said...

WOW!!!!!!!!

Over 1,000!!!!!!

That's amazing!

Someday we'll have to go for 100,000!

Maybe a MILLION!

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