Tuesday, May 20, 2008

PEACHFEST - Tuesday Word Game 5/20/08

Welcome to the first annual YJKOBT Peachfest!!

A couple of quick notes:
-If you are new to our blog, Welcome! Each Tuesday at noon we play a little game where we make up humorous endings to odd news stories. The best entry each week wins my "Peach" award which is a depiction of the peach water tower in Gaffney SC.
-Today is a special day and we are trying for a record 500 entries in 5 hours.
-Everyone who contributes a comment gets a commemorative "t-shirt" Please see the post below this one to pick up a shirt!
-Thank you to MickyT who came up with the idea for Peachfest. Thank you to Leighann who designed the T-Shirts and a big thank you to all of our loyal readers who are supporting this effort today !!

Now - On with the game !!

I knew that I had to come up with something good for this edition of Tuesday Word game so where do we head? I figured a good place to start would be Iceland's Penis museum of course. (specimens pictured to the left) Give this phallic news article a read and tell me if the founder of this place doesn't suffer from a tiny bit of penis envy. Yeesh.

Well for this weeks word game I figured that if they could have a penile museum we could certainly come up with a few hundred other types of funny and interesting museums or museum exhibits. Complete the following passage from the news article below with your own funny or odd idea or exhibit for a museum.

HUSAVIK, Iceland (Reuters) - Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.
Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.
His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.

A growing number of people from all over the world view the collection each year, 60 percent of them women.
"We had 6,000 visitors last summer and actually made a profit," Hjartarson said with a smile.


Because of their success their next museum will feature _________________.

Enter as many suggestions as you like since we are trying for 500 comments in 5 hours today... Or just simply comment on what someone else has to say. Join the conversation. It will be fun.

Happy Peachfest everyone!

-Doc

1,039 comments:

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runningwildkids said...

You all did wonderful today getting the record set and beat. Reading some of your comments were a hoot. Happy peach-fest to all of you!

Knight said...

Thanks Peachfest! You made my day! Now I'm going home. Kisses to everyone!

As American as Apple Pie said...

YES! YES!! YES!!!

Karen said...

Diane - no killing your children. LOL. we can work around them.

Dianne said...

I'm afraid to post

Who should be 1000?

Ken said...

WOW!!!!!!

As American as Apple Pie said...

LOVE YOU ALL!

Karen said...

We made it!!! Yeah!!! Awesome!

As American as Apple Pie said...

I was 1000 with my climax post.

Dianne said...

You all freakin' ROCK!

Happy 1000+++++

so cool

As American as Apple Pie said...

Must shut down. See you later!

Dana said...

That was good really good for me! How 'bout the rest of you? Was it good for you too??

As American as Apple Pie said...

Must shut down. See you later!

Karen said...

Way to go everyone. We totally rock. Have a great evening. I will toast you all with my Peach Martini!

Knight said...

Thank peaches the 1,000 post at least had the word Climax in it. Good work peach pie!

Ken said...

Well people.........

You Can Just Go On Believing That

ONE THOUSAND!!!!!!!

Dana said...

OK, I'm spent now - first the pudding pool and now the climax! Thanks everyone!! I had a great afternoon!!

Dianne said...

"I was 1000 with my climax post."

As it should be Pie, as it should be

Take Care All!

See ya round campus

Doc said...

I am soooo proud of you ladies... I really enjoyed that read... not the drive through hailstones I had !!

Onto 1000

Doc said...

Wooo hoo.. ya'll got while I was reading...Sweet!

Doc said...

You all are the feikin' best !!!

Jay said...

WOW!!!!!!!!

Over 1,000!!!!!!

That's amazing!

Someday we'll have to go for 100,000!

Maybe a MILLION!

Ken said...

Hey Doc....That worked huh?

Ken said...

Millions of peaches, peaches for free!
Millions of peaches, peaches for free!
La la la la la, la la la la!

Dana said...

Our goal was to hit 1000 before you got back Doc ... although we didn't make it, at least you got to watch us climax!

The Mountain Cat said...

wow 1,000 comments! We may make the cover of Time Magazine this week. Thank you everyone!!!

Leighann said...

Holy crap you guys!

Ken said...

Hey Leighanne, did it go well?

I know, how can getting your boobs smashed go well!

The Mountain Cat said...

My stomach hurts. I ate too much. Time for Prunefest.

Leighann said...

I'm reading through all the comments in my email.... I'm up to where Mt Cat hogged the 500th comment!

Way to go you dirty bastard!

Leighann said...

Hi Micky, it went fine, will blog about it tomorrow!

Dianne said...

Leighann - I thought of you all the way to 1000+

You fueled me forward girl.

Give your boobies a rest tonight.

As American as Apple Pie said...

I hope you all enjoy the little recipe I posted as my gift of thanks to you. This was a blast!

Unknown said...

I need to get in on this just so I can sport my snazzy t-shirt and holy cow you hit the comments big time...

Because of their success their next museum will feature _________________.

clay replicas of every rock star's wangdoodle that ever graced the stage of the Whiskey a Go Go.

All the silicone that has been placed in Dolly Parton's and Pamela anderson's breasts.

all the pubic hairs that Willie Nelson has left behind with all the girls he's loved before.

all the panties that have been thrown at musicians on any stage anywhere, starting with the infamous Tom Jones collection.

Jo said...

Oh, I missed the cutoff :( Peachfest is such a cool idea...and holy crap, that's the most comments I've ever seen!

Because of their success their next museum will feature assholes. Jo has already donated three of the ones she's dated... :)

CarmenSinCity said...

Am I too late????

I love love love peaches baby!

Sitting In Silence said...

Sorry guys missed it due to the time difference....I did try though...just too nackered after 2 night shifts.....I was seeing stars...

I will however add a T-shirt to my blog ....

Congratulations on reaching well past 500 comments....

Schmoop said...

I miss all of the fun. Cheers!!

Doc said...

Thank you all so much for making this easily the best fest I have ever been a part of... WOW over 1000 comments. I am at a loss for words.

You guys are the best... I am already planning for next year!

Oh and there is no way I am ever going to be able to pick a winner from that mammoth list of entries... Can we just go ahead and enshrine this in the Hall of Fame and name everyone a winner?

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