Welcome to the first annual YJKOBT Peachfest!!
A couple of quick notes:
-If you are new to our blog, Welcome! Each Tuesday at noon we play a little game where we make up humorous endings to odd news stories. The best entry each week wins my "Peach" award which is a depiction of the peach water tower in Gaffney SC.
-Today is a special day and we are trying for a record 500 entries in 5 hours.
-Everyone who contributes a comment gets a commemorative "t-shirt" Please see the post below this one to pick up a shirt!
-Thank you to MickyT who came up with the idea for Peachfest. Thank you to Leighann who designed the T-Shirts and a big thank you to all of our loyal readers who are supporting this effort today !!
Now - On with the game !!
I knew that I had to come up with something good for this edition of Tuesday Word game so where do we head? I figured a good place to start would be Iceland's Penis museum of course. (specimens pictured to the left) Give this phallic news article a read and tell me if the founder of this place doesn't suffer from a tiny bit of penis envy. Yeesh.Well for this weeks word game I figured that if they could have a penile museum we could certainly come up with a few hundred other types of funny and interesting museums or museum exhibits. Complete the following passage from the news article below with your own funny or odd idea or exhibit for a museum.
HUSAVIK, Iceland (Reuters) - Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.
Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.
His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.
A growing number of people from all over the world view the collection each year, 60 percent of them women.
"We had 6,000 visitors last summer and actually made a profit," Hjartarson said with a smile.
Because of their success their next museum will feature _________________.
Enter as many suggestions as you like since we are trying for 500 comments in 5 hours today... Or just simply comment on what someone else has to say. Join the conversation. It will be fun.
Happy Peachfest everyone!
-Doc
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1,039 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 1039 Newer› Newest»Micky-t how do you know how had a bulls penis is?
ROTFLMAO @ Micky-T!!! OMG this is not a productive day!
And you all should have planned better with your lunches.
This is cool! Blogger starts archiving after 200 posts!
Wheww!!!!
Because of their success their next museum will feature all of the YJKOBT record breaking comments from Peachfest! (Rated R...parental discretion advised!!)
Cool the page flipped!
Wait, the question was never answered as to whether someone could bathe in Leighann's cleavage. Yes?
Mickey-T, I do not want to have sex with you. But LeapO' Faith does.
Because of their success they will feature... Smiles and what they really mean....
Wait, what does it take to get an X rating on comments? With all this talk of penii and cleavange and boob holding? What does it take???
Doc - I think you're going to get 500 comments in an hour at the pace you're going here. ;)
Tali - No kidding - this is fantastic.... And one of the biggest comment spewers is AWOL even!
I'm so glad blogger shortened the length....200 at a time!
ancient yo-yo ball sacks
They were once used as a weapon. No no after they became yo-yos.
You do know on Fear Factor they used to eat bull penis...right?
Because of their success their next museum will feature a pictorial guide to the most decorative tatoos on the least expected body parts.
Yeah! Where are Dana and Anndi???
Yep - The page flips at 200...
I went to the bathroom and I got lost too... Yeesh!
Micky I have 40 more minutes before I have to get my boobs smashed, how many more comments do you think I can get in??
Tali I was wondering the same thing about blogger crashing!
noregrets, pool party in my cleavage after the Peachfest today!
The only way I'd eat a bulls penis if I were a cow, the moo kind.
Gee MC you hurt my feelings in front of all these people.
Your a MEANY!
Because of their success their next museum will feature
Kama Sutra, the cigar positions.
Go for it Booby Smasher!
I went to the bathroom and I got lost too... Yeesh!
Doc, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You did take the time to flush and wash your hands though right?
Wait, what does it take to get an X rating on comments? With all this talk of penii and cleavange and boob holding? What does it take???
noregrets - We try and keep it PG-13 aroung here... sometimes I fail to keep these folks in line... but since I asked them to come I just laugh and hit refresh!
BTW - The same type thing happens about every Tuesday afternoon here...
yay! Pool party! I'm assuming clothing is optional since it'll be in cleavage?
And LOL at "the moo kind"
You can call me NoR.
I still haven't even looked at the t-shirts!
It's a Dodge Grand Caravan. The turn signals were working OPPOSITE of what I wanted, and the radio acted like I don't have a CD player. They had to order a new radio system and said it will take a few MONTHS!!!!!!! Must be a hot comodity!
It's not you Micky-t. He was once chased by train riding hobos and your hat scares him.
No, Doc, see, I'm trying for the X rating!
Oh I was just thinking about something....
Was it one of you guys who promised your penis for the human display??
Doc, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You did take the time to flush and wash your hands though right?
Of course... I am a fanatical hand washer... and I got lost on the comments NOT in the bathroom.
Re: the t-shirts, I don't understand what the peach is balancing on on the bottom ones.
Because of their success their next museum will feature all the empty MGD bottles provided by Bina!
Because of their success their next museum will feature all typos by Bina! (And yea, there is a LOT)
MtCat wheres Christine we need her to make your goal...you need to finally reach your pinnacle and I admit it I want to be part of it....(Oh God!) lol
Micky do you want me to hurt him for you?
NoR of course clothing is optional! Doc & Mt Cats blog might be PG-13 but MINE isn't!! *evil laugh*
Of course... I am a fanatical hand washer... and I got lost on the comments NOT in the bathroom.
ha ha ha ha you got me laughing out loud again. I didn't think you got lost in the bathroom. HA!
Oh I was just thinking about something....
Was it one of you guys who promised your penis for the human display??
Not me... all they had left was a small case and I was afraid it wouldn't fit...
Mt Cat, by the way, did you ever figure out who "yours truly" was??
Doc, did you think it would fall through the cracks??
NoR of course clothing is optional! Doc & Mt Cats blog might be PG-13 but MINE isn't!! *evil laugh*
If you don't believe her just stop by any Friday; schwing!
Lu I *heart* you!!
oops missed action. I am not going back and reading. too much to do. Pat, I just emailed sis.
The museum will have a colleciton of cavemen Pat's father-in-law sees on a daily basis.
NoR.... That peach is a 10 million gallon watertower in Gaffney SC about an hour or so from where I live... I give away as an award each Tuesday... Look down the right hand side of teh page a bit to see a better pic of it.
noregrets - I thing the peach is balanced on a gold ball holder. My ex used to exhibit his balls that way.
Speaking of Friday's, I got nothing for this week, any requests??
Because of their success their next museum will feature fecal matter in the shape of the Virgin Mary.
Leighann I *heart* you too baby.
Oh btw, I dunno if I stole that from anyone, there are too many comments to keep up with so yea... :P
lol, so modest Doc... Good to hear you wash your hands.
Leighann... I like your thinking..
Because of their success their next museum will feature a collection of dumb ass cashiers from Wal Mart!
Because of their success their next museum will feature all of Keanu Reeves Oscar statues....
*crickets*
I think the Gaffney Peach may be relatively close to the size of my boobs! At least the left one anyway!
HOT DAY'UM This party is all that and a Bag Of Chips!!!!!
Okay, I can't think of anything.
Is anyone actually playing the word game?
Bina they're going to need an entire COUNTRY for that museum!!
leighann - anything your little heart desires.
I've been humming the the theme song all morning to get ready for the fest, Doc, we've got mind meld going on here!
Sorry I'm late guys! Had to get lunch first - I knew I'd never catch up otherwise!!!
Because of their success their next museum will feature comments from the first ever Peachfest!
all they had left was a small case and I was afraid it wouldn't fit... LMAO!!!
I want to see 300 comments before I leave!
Bina, occasionally I see an word game contribution thrown in!!
hmm if mine went out instead of down... ha ha ha
Good one Bina - LOL at Wal-Mart
LeapO', is that a $12 Chop't salad I smell?
HOT DAY'UM This party is all this and a bag of Chips!!!!
This is my 3rd time posting this... Blogger Damn You To H E Double Hockey Sticks!!!!
Holy SMOKES! 260 comments already!!! You're gonna hit 500 easily!
Hi mom.
Hi Dad.
Hi Bert.
Maybe I should make that 400?!
Hi Ernie.
Because of their success their next museum will feature the fossilized remains of Hillary's political career after she ruins the Democratic party.
It's so hard to keep up I hope blogger doesn't start puking peaches.
Hi Mt Cat's Mom.
Hi Leighann. Hi clap....oops, just kidding. Love ya.
Because of their success their next museum will feature the jail cell Wesley Snipes shared with Michael Vick
Mt Cat, put your pants back on!
I hope you have enough nachos and beer cause this party is going to go on all day!
My first mindless comment!
I certainly don't have the time to read through all of these comments, so will just throw mine in here in hopes that it hasn't been "taken."
Because of their success their next museum will feature an exhibit called, "My mother's vibrator." (which is only funny if you read my Sunday Secrets *giggle*)
Because of their success their next museum will feature beds that Doc has peed in.
My second mindless comment!
LMAO @ Dianne! my husband used to exhibit his ball on a gold ball holder!
Because of their success their next museum will feature...the noses of Michael Jackson circa "One Bad Apple" through "Dirty Diana"
My third mindless comment!
LOL.
John McCain's depdends!
love it!
=)
Welcome G and Jay... We got started without you but never fear there is plenty left to debate.
because of the success the museum will next feature - celebrity accessories - Larry King's suspenders, Paris Hilton's handbag, Ryan Seacrest's beard - I believe her name is Holly.
My fourth mindless comment!
How am I doing Leighanne?
"Because of their success their next museum will feature the fossilized remains of Hillary's political career after she ruins the Democratic party."
The Ashes to Dust Museum
Hi NoR!!!
Because of their success their next museum will feature a collection of the 'Cynical Vlog-alouges' from Jay the Cynical Bastard...
Those things are good if you haven't seen them
Hi Christine,
Doc I vote for Christine last comment to win! That is hilarious!
"Because of their success their next museum will feature Paris Hilton's vibrator collection."
What happens at comment #500? Does the earth open up?
"Because of their success their next museum will feature an exhibit called, "My mother's vibrator." (which is only funny if you read my Sunday Secrets *giggle*)"
... or if you know my Mama G...
Yeah Ashmystir. So glad you made it over here!
Are we at 300 yet?
I'm trying to read through all the comments and I'm freaking lost! Maybe I should just keep typing.
Hey, did I read somewhere that Doc is going to display his penis???
Hey, did I read somewhere that Doc is going to display his penis???
300?
My first mindless comment!
But certainly not your last....
And where is the boobie party? I wanna go! I have nice boobies!!! LOL
Damn, I missed being 300 by a couple!
WHY is this thing taking so long to accept my comment?????
Actually, TMC, it's a $9.16 salad that you smell! (I need to start bringing lunch from home...)
Shit - I did too!!!
Came over from Jay's blog. You guys are having way too much fun here. Sweet.
"..Because of their success their next museum will feature...The 'Legendary' Milton Berle. It's like a train wreck, you want to look away, but can't.
Because of their success their next museum will include all partisipents <--- [look at that spelling Bina] of Peachfest 2008.
Because of their success their next museum will feature a collection of the dogs the stars abandon when they get a smaller, cuter one.
Jay!!! You're here!
I've been looking for you in the crowd. So much has happened!!
I've painted my nipples and me and Leighann are a couple, well actually a quadruple.
My penis is a peach right now! whoops.
I got here kinda late so I'm trying to make up for it now.
"will feature beds that Doc has peed in"
LOL LOL
Hi Crazy Peanut. Welcome to the Autoban of blogs!
My penis is a peach right now! whoops!
That is the funniest thing ever!!!
You penis is a peach? Is it juicy and hairy, too?
Ooops, SO not pg13
Because of their success their next museum will feather....a collection of Michael Jackson's noses circa "One Bad Apple" through "Dirty Diana."
Doc, you are bed wetter??
My penis is a peach right now! whoops.
LMAO You did mean IN a peach right?
I'm so busy. No time to play! *pouting*
Thank you. Good thing Ich sprechen sie deutch. lol :)
Sorry - didn't mean to post it twice! I'm so confused in all these comments!
Because of their success their next museum will feature a collection of all movie stars who never did drugs.
Well, that shouldn't take much room!
I sure hope he did, Mick!
Did Doc have to go potty again???
Ty Cobb's nickname is ______?
"Because of their success their next museum will feature Paris Hilton's vibrator collection."
Better known as large construction equipment.
MtCat dont forget to spit out the pit...unless you like to swollow........sorry!
I AM NOT A BED WETTER !!!!!
BWAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA !!!
the museum will feature a retrospective of the clients I lost today cause I just don't care. I was born to PeachFest. Haven't has this much fun since Woodstock.
and I love the way Knight pouts!
Because of their success their next museum will feature all of the vodka recipes G has tried.
oh and
woo hoo peach vodka!!!
Wow, Pat!!! LMAO!!!!!!
He better spit it out or he might choke on it!!! :-P
Mickey-t's going all the way!
Hi WNG - guess you didn't read what I wrote about you... :-) All in fun.
Uh oh. I'm in trouble! Hang on.
PAT!!!! OMG my virgin ears!
la la la la la la la la la la la la!!!!
I didn't hear that. yikes!
And Pat too! Woo hoo! We're getting closer to X!
I AM NOT A BED WETTER !!!!!
BWAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA !!!
Doc: Don't be a bed wetter AND a crybaby!!! Grow a set of peaches, man!
Ty Cobb's nickname is ______?
GEORGIA PORGIA PUDDIN PIE.
Leapo: lean over the cubicle and see if he really is abuseing a peach. LOL
It's ok, Doc...be proud of who you are!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!!
MickyT, again since LeapO' Faith missed it, she wants to sleep with you in and on your boat.
No I didn't NoR - but I'll find it and then I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!
If Mt Cat has a pit in his mouth and his penis is a peach one can only assume that he is one flexible cat.
Holy crap now I'M lost!!
Okay, so we have penis', bed wetters, cry babies, vaginas, boobies and spitting vs swallowing. Are you SURE this is PG13?
LOL...so it's ME that Micky's goin' all the way with - I was wondering!! :-P
Mick - as for whether or not he's abusing a peach, the peach would have to dislike it to consider it abuse!
I can't think of another thing..
So everyone... Have fun. I'm sure we will make the 500 mark in the next hour..
I have to go to bed.. Its nearly 4 am here...
I had a great time.. Thanks for setting it up Doc and great idea Mickey-T
Pat--I'm impressed with your last comment.
Because of their success their next museum will feature Mt. Cat's Bad Ass mixed tapes
Where are we at now?
Lu!
"If Mt Cat has a pit in his mouth and his penis is a peach one can only assume that he is one flexible cat."
My fav for the day! LOL LOL
Bina we had vajayjays and cooters did we have vaginas too, oh my.
Lu - or he's having one hot party!!
Bye Lesley!!!
The only way to keep this up is to get dirty Bina!
Good bye Lesley. Sleep well. Glad you stopped by :)
I don't think Doc's going to be able to pick a word game winner today.
Ooops, I thought we did! Did we not?
So is he like yoga flexible, or Gumby flexible??? And what exactly constitutes peach abuse???
Because of their success the museum will feature... a few of Mt. Cat's favorite movies: Point Break, The Matrix (all sequels), Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures, Speed, Dracula, The River's Edge...
Where is the booth with the funnel cakes? There are always funnel cakes at festivals.
BTW - Hello and welcoem to our new friends... I lost track of trying to welcome everyone!!
Man this is GREAT !!
Because of their success their next museum will feature all vagina's coveted by Rosie O.
lof, oh he's is not alone in his cube? or did he just put the baby oil in the microwave; party of one!
Because of their success their next museum will feature a collection of lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Okay Blogger is starting to have me and I have to get ready to go!!
I'm going to have the follow up comments emailed so keep up the good work!
Oh, and Mt Cat, don't think I didn't see what you said about "clap" .... Just know that you WILL be getting sodomized by Heather Mills stump when you lease expect it!!
LMAO, Christine...good one!!!
Apple... I am thinking that I might have to pick a top 10
How bout deep fried twinkies? Any of those here?
wng I think yoga flexible. Gumby's got no "goods"
370 and counting!!!!
Leap'O - Can you get us a picture of what is going on with Mt. Cat and the peach?
370 and counting!!!!
MC and Leapo: I'm taking a load of peaches to the docks in June! Meet me then!
Sleep Well Lesley and thank you...
Hope the appointment is ok Leighann
Lu - if he's got pits in his mouth, his penis in a peach and there's talk of baby oil and bacon grease...I'm definitely NOT LOOKIN'!!! LMAO!!!!!!!
MTCAT AND DOC
THIS BLOG SHOULD BE CALLED
PEACHES and "CREAM"
Because of their success their next museum will feature an entire collection of dicktionaries!
Get it???
Because of their success the museum will feature..Mug shots of the rich and famous,
Leighann - Good Luck Girl. I slam my boob in a book for sympathy if you want. (not really, but it is the thought that counts) :)
Okay. You know "penis" museum, "dicktionary".
Yea, Lame.
Jay have you ever had a fried twinkie? I know it's a real thing just like fried snickers.
Leighann Honey - good luck. Love Ya!!
Mick - how about I bring the peaches, you bring the cream?!?!? LMAO!!!!
Mt. Cat - stay home!!! Apparently, you can't be trusted around all them peaches...!
Sis, Keanu make me moist.
ARRRGGGHHH!!! Blogger won't take my comments!
I think we're killing it...
Thanks for clearing that up for me 'lu, I can always count on you!
Hey Jay - why don't you fry up some twinkies for all of us!!!
Because of their success their next museum will feature court documents trying to prove Britney Spears is really sane.
HEY DOC !!!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Unbelievable HUH?
I'll fry up some twinkies for ya Jay!!
and chocolate ravioli
lof, I wouldn't look either, well probably not. Can you hear anything? purring perhaps ha ha ha
I'm with Jay...where's the food? There should at least be some peach pie or something.
Good luck Leighann!!!
"Sis, Keanu make me moist."
Sorry, but...BARF...
MC, really? And can you explain please? I have GOT to hear this.
LOL
SO CLOSE TO 400!!!
Because of their success their next museum will feature the weapons of mass destruction they found in Iraq... Hmmmm - sure hope they aren't going to try and charge admission to that museaum.
Dianne--I want some of the chocolate ravioli
Getting ready to roll over again!
400??
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