My Top Ten People I Can Do Without:
10. An airline pilot who sounds like Elmer Fudd.
9. Any Italian who prefers the food of The Olive Garden.
7. Any man who carries wet naps.
6. A lawyer who answers the phone 'yellow?'
5. A woman with a tattoo under her hair.
4. Any man who calls other people 'yahoos'. 'Gee Dan, that guy is a real yahoo!'
3. A shoe salesman who wears pink socks.
2. A hooker who accepts food stamps.
1. Any member of the clergy that regularly eats at Chuck E. Cheese.
Any other people you can do without?
- The Mountain Cat