Thursday, June 17, 2010

Oh Say it isn't so....

I was very dismayed yesterday when I started hearing whispers and rumors of something very terrible on the horizon. My fears were confirmed when I found this article from Fox-News that seems to confirm that Wal-Mart is looking to team up with Jeff Gordon. How How How is it possible that the Great Satan Wal-Mart could ever team up with the Great Savior of NASCAR Jeff Gordon? It's just not fair. It's not right. It goes against everything that I stand for. How can this happen. What will I do if this becomes a reality?

First why do I dislike Wal-Mart? It's simple, because Wal-Mart claims to be a company that is for the little people (IE. offering low prices and a bunch of things all together in one place and helping give people jobs) when in fact they are a controlling Satan-like entity who pays crappy wages, few (if any) benefits, seeks to shut down and bankrupt any small business it deems as competition, and last and most sinister it wants to control what I think and listen too. Yes Wal-Mart wants to control what I can and can't listen to by forcing musical artists to make clean versions of their music. At least as far as what Wal-Mart Considers to be clean. Does anyone really want a company like Wal-Mart deciding what you can and can't listen too? READ MORE ON THE HORRORS OF WAL-MART HERE.

I am just torn up about this and am not sure what I will do if this actually happens. How can I continue to pull for my hero Jeff Gordon if he bends to the almighty dollar and teams up with the Great Satan? I just hope it doesn't come to this... Please Jeff I implore you to stay away from Wal-Mart.

-Doc

14 comments:

Jeff B said...

Maybe Wal-Mart should team up with BP instead. One claims to be for the "little people" while the other is for the "small people".

Sounds like a match made.

Doc said...

HAHAHAAA - That is funny right there Jeff!

Mrs. D said...

So does this mean you'll be wearing shirts and hats that say "Wal-Mart" all over them? LMAO

Jay said...

That's it. I'm boycotting Walmart. How could they team up with that a-hole Jeff Gordon.

Bwahahahaha! ;-)~

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

You know Jimmie Johnson is not sponsored by them...change drivers

LOL

Doc said...

I can't see myself wearing Wal-Mart tee shirts... I just can't

The AbsolutGator said...

Biting lip as hard as I can....must not comment....hold it in....

HalfAsstic.com said...

I HATE THEM TOO! For real! Seriously. They epitomize everything that can go wrong with capitalization when too much greed gets in the way.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I don't care what the Mart does as long as it continues to offer me low, low prices. Dude, I am poor over here! ;-)

The AbsolutGator said...

Capitalization? C'mon, really?

Raquel's World said...

With the exceptions of the long as hell lines I am a huge Walmart fan! I just read your link and learned alot. Maybe now I do hate Walmart a bit.

Doc said...

Absolut. What are you talking about??

The AbsolutGator said...

I was giving HalfAsstic a ribbing for using 'capitalization' when she meant 'capitalism.'

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