Friday, February 12, 2010

I have found the worst Mayor of the Year

You guys know from time to time I come across articles and odd news stories that fascinate and surprise me that I just have to share. Oh I have found one this time. I figured this guy needed his very own post instead of just an entry in hitting the high notes.

Let me present to you Mayor (well former mayor anyway) Ian Stafford of Knott End in Lancashire England. This gentleman from across the pond deserves special recognition and I must nominate him as the worst mayor of the year. (possibly worst ever except for that whole Marian Berry thing in DC)

A few days ago Mr. Stafford stepped down as mayor because he was caught on video breaking into women's homes in the area and stealing their underwear. Yep that looks bad, sounds bad and is bad.... but worst mayor of the year worthy? Not yet. Oh but there's more.

Mr. Stafford (pictured here to the right) took his little perversion one step further... Yes as you may have guessed by now former Mayor Stafford was not just stealing the undies but also taking the time to use them for a bit of self pleasure. Now I don't know about you all but that is pretty creepy. He got caught after the video footage surfaced and the cops raided his home. They found over $1000 of ladies "knickers" in plastic bags with the women's names on them... Helloooo Uncle Creepy! I guess that he wanted to "relive" his little perversion from time to time.

Take a look. He even kind of looks like a perv doesn't he?

In a tiny bit of justice his sentence was handed down by a female judge.... I bet she checked her dresser drawer to make sure she wasn't missing any. BTW - One final aside. There is no truth to persistent rumors that Mayor Stafford is related to our fellow blogger Four Dinners. Love ya buddy....

I know you guys have a comment or two about this...

-Doc

19 comments:

Four Dinners said...

hahahahaha!!!! I do originate from Lancashire mind you....I have been to Knott End....I did notice some very pretty girls around....There was this launderette see. It was an accident! I've no idea how they got in my pocket. None at all....um

Mandy said...

Bwahahah @ Four dinners...

As for this mayor...disgusting.

Southern Belle said...

What a creeper!

Doc said...

How would you like to be the CSI that had to check for evidence of this crime?

Paige said...

Ugh. That's pretty much all I can say!

3 Men and a Lady said...

That's gross.

Dianne said...

well the fact that he put each pair in a bag and labeled it does show excellent administrative skills ;)

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Why didn't he just go buy panties for his pleasure? Or is it that used ones were better in his twisted mind? Sick!

Doc said...

Im am LMAO @ Dianne... "administrative skills" HAHAHAHAA!!!

Matt-Man said...

What? So what's the problem? Cheers Doc!!

Jay said...

We've gotten so demanding of our politicians that they can't even have hobbies anymore. So sad. LOL ;-)

3 Men and a Lady said...

He looks like he probably drives the "barrel o' fun" and has it stocked with popsicles for his victims.

Candice said...

He looks like my first boyfriend.

Just kidding... Kind of. ;)

Chandra said...

I love that he walks around with a cane and yet still managed to sneak into women's houses and steal their panties WITHOUT getting caught before getting caught on video....

If it looks like a weasel and smells like a weasel then it MUST be a weasel! He certainly gets my vote!

Paul said...

LOL he's just keeping it real but Marion Berry he won again despite his drug deal so he doesn't deserve to be worst mayor of the year..

Just me... said...

OMG Paul!! I had forgotten those idiots had re-elected Berry!!
:-)
This mayor, well, he's just a freak...

Will Shealy said...

Why did you post his picture?! I could have gone all year without that image. Ick. ICK. Someone, somewhere has that video. They should burn it, bury it, and salt the earth.

terri said...

He DOES look like a perv and what he did is truly creepy. I wonder why he couldn't just go buy some panties and get his rocks off, but I suppose the big thrill is in stealing them and knowing who they belonged to. Ick.

rxBambi said...

Bah! that is too funny (in a rather disgusting way of course). I'm gonna have to agree with your judgment and thank you profusely for not linking me with him!

hope you can join us at the bar next week :)