My good buddy the Mt. Cat was thinking about my son Patrick and his well being after he found out that Patrick has the ability to break out of "baby jail" and pretty much anywhere else we try to contain him. So Mt. Cat decided to invent an escape proof pack and play to make sure that Patrick is always safe. Here is what he came up with:
Mt. Cat is going to start selling these in stores soon. I think the model shown above is in "Alcatraz Azure Blue" Models will also be available in "Guantanimo Green" and "Abu-Gharib Gray" as well.
-Doc
7 years later....
2 years ago
9 comments:
That should hold'm.
They should come up with an invisible fence idea for kids, you know something that won't hurt them but maybe scare the crap out of them. I know a hologram of a roaring Mountain Cat!
Doc, I just sold my first one!
It was an "Ossining Orange" model.
Or we are creating better escape artists. :P
Mt. Cat - you have such a strong paternal instinct. I can't wait for you to reproduce. ;-)
Karen, I have reproduced often. Why else do I hang around women's prisons? Did you ever see the movie 'Caged Heat'?
TMC You are scaring me :o
Well I'm glad I add some sort of excitment to your life Doc.
I need something like that for Layla. Can't keep the damn dog in her kennel. Thank God the invisible fence works!
I'll be in line for one of these babies.
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