Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Escape proof Pack-n-Play

My good buddy the Mt. Cat was thinking about my son Patrick and his well being after he found out that Patrick has the ability to break out of "baby jail" and pretty much anywhere else we try to contain him. So Mt. Cat decided to invent an escape proof pack and play to make sure that Patrick is always safe. Here is what he came up with:


Mt. Cat is going to start selling these in stores soon. I think the model shown above is in "Alcatraz Azure Blue" Models will also be available in "Guantanimo Green" and "Abu-Gharib Gray" as well.

-Doc

10 comments:

Micky-T said...

That should hold'm.
They should come up with an invisible fence idea for kids, you know something that won't hurt them but maybe scare the crap out of them. I know a hologram of a roaring Mountain Cat!

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, I just sold my first one!
It was an "Ossining Orange" model.

Disaster Chick said...

Or we are creating better escape artists. :P

Karen said...

Mt. Cat - you have such a strong paternal instinct. I can't wait for you to reproduce. ;-)

The Mountain Cat said...

Karen, I have reproduced often. Why else do I hang around women's prisons? Did you ever see the movie 'Caged Heat'?

Doc said...

TMC You are scaring me :o

The Mountain Cat said...

Well I'm glad I add some sort of excitment to your life Doc.

WNG said...

Caged Heat...

sometimes I worry about you guys...

As American as Apple Pie said...

I need something like that for Layla. Can't keep the damn dog in her kennel. Thank God the invisible fence works!

Aunt Becky said...

I'll be in line for one of these babies.