Friday, September 5, 2008

Friday's Top Ten List - September 5th.

Top Ten Things Overheard at the Republican National Convention

10. 'I didn't know that John McCain was in Abe Lincoln's cabinet too?'

9. 'Sorry Senator Craig, I don't have the bathroom key. How'd you get in here anyway?'

8. 'Sarah Palin's daughter is Jamie Lynn Spears?'

7. 'Mitt can Mitt my ass.'

6. 'I, Mike Huckabee, believe that John McCain has evolved to become a great American President.'

5. 'No Mrs. Palin. There will not be a swimsuit competition.'

4. 'Yeah Mrs. McCain, I'm sure you would beat Sarah Palin in a swimsuit competition if there was one.'

3. 'Yes my name is Mel Martinez...I was invited to be here as a guest speaker....Mel Martinez....Mel Martinez...Mel....ah a senator from Florida...M.A.R.T.I.N.E.Z...'

2. 'Good morning Vice President Cheney. Do you have an extra pair of Depends that John can borrow?' (Yeah I know that was mean).

1. 'When I am president I will make sure we exit swiftly and smoothly.'

I am out of the office today. Have a great weekend everyone!

- The Mountain Cat


Anonymous said...

lol... Hope you all have a great weekend..

Lu' said...

Bristol Palin "Mom, have you seen my Stridex? Ooh the baby just kicked"

Disaster Chick said...

Does this mean that Lynn Spears might make a good VP as well?

Karen said...

Great list. Everyone have a great weekend!

Fortune Cookies said...

Brilliant! a list Letterman would envy.

KaritaG said...

I would prefer Lynn Spears over Sarah Palin.

And you forgot to mention Cindy McCain saying that Alaska's proximity to Russia "bolsters" Palin's foreign policy credentials...

Oh wait, you guys are just kidding...and Cindy McCain really said that. Oops. My bad.

Anndi said...

"No Mrs. Palin, there will not be a shooting competition between you and Dick Cheney."

Bina said...

Have a wonderful weekend, and a great day off!

ZenDenizen said...

Obama lived in Hawaii. That means he's all over the Asia Pacific situation, right?

Definitely a Letterman worthy list...