Thank you. Thank you. You are too kind. Thank you.
Are you ready for today's contestants?? [APPLAUSE, CHEERS, YEAH YEAH, WHOOP, WHOOP]
Ok folks, here is our first contestant on 'Who is America's Favorite Palin?':
She is the governor of Alaska. She is 44 years old, mother of five, an avid fisherman & hunter. She is a proud card carrying member of the NRA. She once finished second is a beauty contest! Her favorite movie is 'Deliverance'. And her favorite dessert is chocolate Malomars. And she may just be our next American Vice President! Please lets give a very warm welcome to Mrs. Sarah Palin! [APPLAUSE, CHEERS, YEAH YEAH, WHOOP, WHOOP] Glad you can be here Sarah.
Our next contestant is from Broomhill, England. He is a 65 year old actor and writer. He has been a comedic icon for years as well. He is one of the founding members of Monty Python's Flying Circus. He has appeared in several hit films such as A Fish Called Wanda, Fierce Creatures, Brazil, Jabberwocky, Life of Brian and The Holy Grail. His hobbies include being a lumberjack and selling dead parrots. His favorite food is Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Delicious Spam! Wonderful Spam!
Yes IT'S Mr. Michael Palin!! [APPLAUSE, CHEERS, YEAH YEAH, WHOOP, WHOOP, AND ONE YIPPEE].
Ah thanks for coming Michael. Ah ha ha thank you, Michael, thank you!
Now ladies and gentlemen. The pressure in now on you. Located in front of your seat is a computer screen where you can vote for your favorite Palin. Will it Sarah Palin....or....Michael Palin.....ooh tough choice. I'd hate to be in your position right now. Ah ha ha, ah ha ha.
We'll be right back after these important commercial announcements to reveal 'Who is America's Favorite Palin?'! [APPLAUSE, CHEERS, YEAH YEAH, WHOOP, WHOOP, AND TWO YIPPEE]. "
- The Mountain Cat