Wednesday, August 27, 2008

"Weird Al" Wednesday - August 27th

Y'all are in for a big treat today. Doc & The Mountain Cat have always considered Piano Man by Billy Joel as our theme song. A long time ago, we played around with the lyrics of this song to match the times and the friends we've known. Well it is time to update this song once again to celebrate all the 'Us People' friends who visit our website daily.
This one is for all of you:

(Piano Intro....then harmonica)

It's nine o'clock on a Wednesday
The YJKOBT crowd logs in

There's man named Doc blogging with me
Making fun with his satire and rants.

He says,
"Mt. Cat do you have a song for 'Weird Al' Wednesday?,
Or an idea for Friday's Top Ten List?

As I have a funny Tuesday Word Game
And a long list for Thursday's Random Thoughts."


blog blog, bloggy bloggah
blog blog bloggy blaaaahhh bloggg


Chorus:
Write us a blog your the Blogger Men
Write us a blog tonight

Well, we're all at work and feel melancholy
But now you make us feel alright

Now A Whole New G is a friend of ours
Who leaves us comments with glee
And Mommy Wants Vodka is quick with a joke
As there's no place she'd rather be


My sister Christine says "Vin, your blog is killing me."
As our Cousin Pat is no where to be found.

And As American As Apple Pie wants to be a dancing star
If the right people find her blog space

blog blog, bloggy bloggah
blog blog bloggy blaaaahhh bloggg

Now LeapO' Faith is mortgage-brokerist
Who never has time for her own blog!
And she's talking with Micky
Who's still in Malihini
And probably will be for life

And Knight is practicing Cabaret
While Matt-Man slowly gets Wild Irish stoned
Then Karen is Smiling Through All of It And Jay is the Cynical Bas-tarddddd!

Chorus:
Write us a blog your the Blogger Men
Write us a blog tonight
Well, we're all at work and feel melancholy
But now you make us feel alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a hump day
And we haven't heard from Jahooni for a while.

Yet Leighann and Lu' and still blogging with me
To bring us all a big smile.

And Sassy Mama's Cafe is a carnival
And Bina thinks it's Just Another Day


And there's Hammer, Sunshine, Dana, Dianne, Dust Bunny Hostage & Disaster Chick.

Who all say "Man, your blogs are real bizarre!"

blog blog, bloggy blogga
blog blog bloggy yo gabba gaaabbbaaa

Chorus:
Write us a blog your the Blogger Men

Write us a blog tonight
Well, we're all at work and feel melancholy
But now you make us feel alright

(Piano Outro)

My apologies if I left anyone.
Now I want to hear your song parodies. I'll accept songs about anyone who visits this YJKOBT world.

Happy Wednesday.

- The Mountain Cat

85 comments:

Doc said...

That is just plain awesome Vin !!

leapofaith said...

Yep...you ROCK, Vin!!!

(I think you should give yourself an award!!)

leapofaith said...

Take all of your wasted humor
Every past conversation
Take all of your so-called problems,
Better put 'em in quotations

Blog if you need to blog
Blog if you need to blog
Blog if you need to blog
Blog if you need to blog

Blog if you need to blog
Blog if you need to blog
Blog if you need to blog
Blog if you need to blog

leapofaith said...

I bet y'all saw that comin'...!

The Mountain Cat said...

IMMIGRANT SONG - LED ZEPPELIN

Here come Doc and The Mountain Cat,
From the morning sun where the hot jokes flow!
The hammer of the blogs,
Will drive our website to new lands,
To fight the bored, singing and crying: YJKOBT, I am coming!

Bina said...

Damn you are good!!!!! I LOVE it!

leapofaith said...

Oops!...they did it again
Doc and the Cat, created a game
Oh blog it, blog it
Oops!...a dynamic pair
Their stories they share
They're not that innocent

Doc said...

Oh Micky your so fine
You fix those boats all the time
Oh Mickey hey Oh Mickey

Matt-Man said...

I don't get stoned on Wild Irish Rose...I get surreal, yeah that's it, surreal. Cheers!!

Jay said...

That was brilliant dude!

Karen said...

My mouth has fallen agape and I am without words. That was just awesome. Vin, you are a genius.

Lu' said...

Right on Mt Cat! You sure have talent for the song flip.

The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks Jay!

KASHMIR - LED ZEPPELIN

Oh, bloggers of the storm who has no face, unlike those inside our webpage.
Heed the path that led me to this blogspace,
with a blue background screen.
This Shangri-La of the internet, I will return again.
But we haven't heard from him since at least June,
where the hell is Absolute-Ga-tor?

Knight said...

Holy crap that was good. How long have you been working on this?

The Mountain Cat said...

Thank you all!! Knight, I came up with the idea last week and chip away at it little by little :-)

Karen said...

I Got Friends In Low Places - Garth Brooks

I got friends in blog places
Where the Mt. Cat lists
and his lyrics chases our blues away
And we're all ok.
We not be on Heather Mills
And Doc likes to trace dollar bills.
Oh I've got friends in blog places.

Karen said...

ok...that should read "We're not big on Heather Mills."

Typos during song parodies are horrible. Sorry.

Doc said...

Nice one Karen !!

The Mountain Cat said...

Funny Karen!

The Mountain Cat said...

MORE BILLY JOEL...

...Doc & Cat's joker wars, I can't take it anymore!
We didn't start the bloggers
They were always yearnin'
Since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the bloggers...

The Mountain Cat said...

THE THOMPSON TWINS...

Ohhh Doc-tor, Doc-tor. Can't you hear me bloggin', bloggin'?

or ROBERT PALMER...

Doc-tor, Doc-tor, readin' the news. He's got a bad case of blogging for you!

Sunshine said...

*sniff*

No one's ever written a song for me, or, uh, with me in it, before.

I'm so excited, I think I should have married a rock star instead and am reconsidering my vows.

leapofaith said...

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make 'us people' happy when skies are grey
You'll never know dear, how much we love you
Please don't take our sunshine away

jennifer said...

*joins Sunshine and wipes tear*

That was B E A U T I F U L.

No one loves me like you do....

*burtsing into spontaneous song*

So blog that for me one more time
I can never get enough
of a blogger like Yooo-ooooo

OOOh, blog me, like you just did
Oh yeah
Blog it to me one more time..

(song - do that to me one more time...?)

The Mountain Cat said...

Sunshine,
Please don't. I do not want to be the cause of a family break up!

The Mountain Cat said...

Beat on the Brat - The Ramones

Blog like a brat
Blog like a brat
Blog like a brat with a baseball cap
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh- oh
What can't he do?
What can't he do?
With a brat like that, Micky-T always blogs for you
What can't he do?

Doc said...

Wasted away again at Pessimists need love too...

jennifer said...

Uptown Girl - Billy Joel

Uptown Blogger
He's been blogging in his uptown world
I bet he never had a redneck reader

I bet Leap O Faith never told him why

I'm gonna try for an uptown blogger
he's been living in his white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now he's looking for a redneck blogger
That's what I am

And when he knows what
he wants for his AWAAAAARD
And when he wakes up
And makes up his mind

He'll see I'm not so 'red'
Just because
I'm in love with an uptown blogger
You know I've seen him in his uptown world
He's getting tired of his high class toys
And all his lyrics from his uptown blogs
He's got a choice

Uptown blogger
You know I can't afford to buy a Mac
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
He'll understand what kind of Blogger I've been
And then I'll win (the award)

And when He's blogginging
He's looking so fine
And when He's giving awards
He'll say that it's mine

He'll say I'm not so 'red'
Just because
I'm in love
With and uptown blogger
He's been living in his white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now he's looking for a redneck blogger
That's what I am

Uptown Blogger
he's my uptown blogger
You know I'm in love
With an uptown blogger

My uptown blogger
You know I'm in love
With an uptown blogger
My uptown blogger
You know I'm in love
With an uptown blogger
My uptown blogger

The Mountain Cat said...

Wow Jennifer that's great!

The Mountain Cat said...

MONTY PYTHON -

She's Disaster Chick
And she's ok.
She works all night and she sleeps all day.
I write down blogs,
I eat my lunch.
I like to write wild comments.
On Tuesday's I win at word game,
And eat buttered scones for tea.
She's Disaster Chick
And she's ok.
She works all night and she sleeps all day.

jennifer said...

Copy and paste, my friend, copy and paste.

jennifer said...

And ignore terms of agreement and break a few copyright laws...

Lu' said...

To the tune of 100 bottles of beer on the wall.

1041 comments posted that day. 1041 comments posted.
If one of those comments weren't posted that day.
1040 comments posted that day.
1040 comments posted.

and so on and so on...

The Mountain Cat said...

DIRE STRAITS...

(dramatic build-up)....(Sting)I want my...I want my...I want my...I want my YJKOBT...(keyboard)...(drums)...(guitar)...
Now look at them yo-yos,
That's the way you do it,
Your blogging humor on the YJKOBT.
They ain't workin',
That's the way you do it.
Bloggin' for nothin' and a peach for free.

leapofaith said...

...but Vin, peaches are not free - you gotta 'earn' them!! :-P

Doc said...

Sam Cooke

I don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took
But I do read 'A Whole New G'
And if you read her too you will agree
What a wacky world this can be

Doc said...

Barry Manilow:

Her name was Karen,
she was a blogger
She wrote Smiling through it all and was friends with one and all
at YJKOBT

The Mountain Cat said...

**Eight Track Flashback**

YEAR OF THE CAT - AL STEWART

Well, she writes about me so coldly,
Yet Leighann's boobs shine like moons in the sea.
She comments mean and rudely
So when I hear from her, it makes me so so sad. :..(
In The Blog of the Mountain Cat.

Doc said...

John Cougar:


Little ditty about Doc and Mt. Cat
Two American bloggers at YJKOBT

leapofaith said...

My name is lu-u
I live in Pennsylvania
I live a couple states from you
No i don't think you've seen me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight

Just don't ask me what it was (3x)

The Mountain Cat said...

GEORGE THOROGOOD -

One Karen, One Doc and One Bear(Sassy Mama Bear).

leapofaith said...

Shell only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, Ive seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Shes sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think youre getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of Mt. Cat
Moneys the matter
If youre in it for love you aint gonna get too far

Oh here she comes
Watch out boy shell chew you up
Oh here she comes
Leighann's a maneater
Oh here she comes
Watch out boy shell chew you up
Oh here she comes
Leighann's a maneater

The Mountain Cat said...

SPIDERMAN THEME -

Viking Hat, Viking Hat.
Cynical Bastard wears a Viking Hat.

The Mountain Cat said...

DR. DRE & SNOOP DOGG -
Ain't nothin' but a WNG Thang baby.

Karen said...

Oh my goodness....Doc do you how much I love Barry Manilow? That made my whole year!

The Mountain Cat said...

THONG SONG - SISQO

I like it when the joke goes da na da na
Baby make your laugh go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That blog bl blog blog blog
That blog bl blog blog blog

Karen said...

Patriotic Theme - You're A Grand Old Flag.

You're a grand old blog,
You're a peach-giving blog.
And forever we'll come by and read.
You're the model of
The blogs we love.
Home of the Doc and the Cat.

Every heart beats true
Under YJKOBT
Where there's never a day without laughs.
Should all "US People" unite here,
Keep the laughs at the grand old blog.

Karen said...

Vin - you get a zillion cool points for using The Thong Song. LOL.

Disaster Chick said...

Wow, my own blogging song.

Disaster Chick said...

I did some where's george parodies. I can look them up if anyone is interested....

Disaster Chick said...

I need to spend more time with YJKOBT to do some parodies.

The Mountain Cat said...

DisChick, Yes send us sone Where's George Songs.

Where is Geor-gie? He's on a dollar. He gets passed around to everybody's hands. He is first pre-sident. He helped found our land.
He was replaced by John Adam(s).
Where is Geor-gie? Where is Geor-or-or-gie?


COPACABANA - BM

Disaster Chick said...

We are the Georgers
(Queen - We are the Champions)



I've paid my dues in cash
Time after time
I've done my stamping
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few upside down,
I've had my share of "Houston, we have a problem"
But I've come through

We are the Georgers - my friends
And we'll keep on EMSing - till the end
We are the Georgers
We are the Georgers
No time for credit cards
'Cause we are the Georgers - of the world

I've taken my stamps
And my trades to Gatherings
You brought me hits in exciting places and new counties to boot
I thank you all

But it's been a bed of roses
I'm looking forward to Big B's cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
To get a 50 State Bingo soon

We are the Georgers - my friends
And we'll keep on EMSing - till the end
We are the Georgers -
We are the Georgers
No time for Credit Cards
'Cause we are the Georgers - of the world

Disaster Chick said...

George Song
(Your Song - Elton John)


It's a little bit funny this hobby I have
It's not one of those you can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house using only Wild bills

If I was a banker, but then again, no
Or a person who makes money at the Federal Reserve
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my stamp and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody we are Georgers
It may be quite simple but now that I'm addicted
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is when you get a hit

I sat at the computer and turned it on
As I found out I was hitless well that got me quite cross
But I got many wilds out there working for me
It's for people like you that keep George going

So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Your stamps sweetest stamps on Wilds that I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody we are Georgers
It may be quite simple but now that I'm addicted
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is when you get a hit

The Mountain Cat said...

COPACABANA again...

And then there's Mommy, Mommy Wants Voooodka. She drinks it slowy and blogs real wildly as Mommmmyyyy, Mommy Wants Vodka.

leapofaith said...

Karen - I absolutely LOVE the Grand Ol' Flag parody...awesome!!

Doc said...

Those WheresGeorge? parodies are fantastic !!!!

Lu' said...

To the tune of How much is that doggie in the window?

LOF leaves us a comment in the window?
But LOF has no bloggie to view
LOF leaves us a comment in the window?
She even leaves one about Lu.

leapofaith said...

LMAO!! Touche, Lu...!

I really gotta create my own blog...it's on my 'to do' list!!

The Mountain Cat said...

THE END - THE DOORS

Doc awoke before dawn, he put his Jeff Gordon hat on.
He fed his son some nasty gripe juice
And then he...he walked on down the hall!
He went into the webpage where American As Apple Pie lives, and...then he
paid a visit to Disaster Chick, and then he
He walked on down the hall!
And he came to a blog...and he looked inside
'Mt. Cat',
'Yes Doc',
'I want to blog with you'.
'Micky-T, I want to...blahahahahaha'!!!!

leapofaith said...

Vin - you're a song parody genius!

The Mountain Cat said...

LoF, I'm no genius. I'm no messiah. I'm a movie of the week. I'm a f***ing t-shirt, at best.

Lu' said...

He's our own,
Weird Mt Cat Yanksabit.

Micky-T said...

Vinnie, give yourself a meatball for that will ya!
That was so cool......

Lu' said...

I'm a f***ing t-shirt
Mt Cat, is that the same as a "wet t-shirt"?

The Mountain Cat said...

ahhh no. Has Lu' replaced Leighann? Or are they the same person?

leapofaith said...

He's our own,
Weird Mt Cat Yanksabit


LMFAO, Lu!!!!!!

...and yes, Lu - he sometimes is all wet since he 'yanksabit'! LOLOL!!!!

(...or was that a Yankee reference and I missed it entirely?? Nah...then it would've been Yanksalot! Hahahahaha!!!)

The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks Micky-T, Here you go: Meat Ball.

The Mountain Cat said...

YES!: The Golden Meat Ball

Doc said...

I love that Doors parody....

I wish I had more time to play today :(

Lu' said...

LOF, bat and balls but no Yankees. Speaking of meat balls...

Micky-T said...

Leon Russell "Manhaten Island Serinade"


Sitting by a computer in my dining room..
Thinking of youuu again.

Guess I'll have to hook up to the modem..
With every click I'll see your comments.

No where to run, without a computer to play...
Messed up inside, I should be blogging all day.

Since you went away, YJKOBT serinade.

Lu' said...

YJYOBT is bad for business but OH SO GOOD for funny business :) The guilt is damn near killing me HA!

Micky-T said...

Meatball on a fork award! LMAO

Smile...your a meatball....HaHa

leapofaith said...

LOF, bat and balls but no Yankees

Lu, you're killin' me today!!!

Vin - LOVE the meatball!!

Micky - HI!!!

Micky-T said...

Leapo...Hi back, just start a fricken blog will ya!!!!!!!!

DOES ANYONE ELSE AGREE?

Lu' said...

What's new Mt Cat? Woah, Woah
What's new Mt Cat? Woah, Woah
Mt Cat, Mt Cat
He’s got bloggers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and write us a fun parody song!
Mt Cat, Mt Cat
We love you
Yes, we do!
You and your parody song!
What's new Mt Cat? Woah, Woah
What's new Mt Cat? Woah, Woah

Micky-T said...

Leapo; Don't you want to see your name in....BLUE?

Micky-T said...

What's new Mt Cat? Woah, Woah
What's new Mt Cat? Woah, Woah

TO FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!

Lu' said...

To the tune of Blue Velvet,

She’s in blue letters
Bluer than velvet was her name
Profiler picture is the game
For the blog...

leapofaith said...

LOLOL!! Yeah...I need to give in to the peer pressure already. I always have before...! (Ooops...I might've given too much away there!) ; )

Doc said...

Here is an oldie... a parody that I wrote about Michael Vick back before the dogs thing when he was being sued by a woman for giving her herpes and there was testimony that he went to a clinic using the alias 'Ron Mexico'

Sung to the tune of James Taylor's "Mexico"

Down in Atlanta you think you're free
But you never get away from Simplex B
Did you lose your cool or leave your mind behind....
Mikey V

Oh...Ron Mexico
You should have used protection or just let her go
Woooah Ron Mexico
I guess you'll have to pay now...

Her Baby's hungry and the moneys all gone
So she brings a lawsuit against good ole Ron
I guess just saying "sorry" didn't get the job done..

Oh...Ron Mexico
You should have used protection or just said NO
Woooah Ron Mexico
I guess you'll have to pay now...

Now everyone knows; your secret's been told
Even though no "Mexico" jerseys are being sold
This season you will get to hear it on the Road.

Wooooah Ron Mexico
I guess you'll have to pay now.

singlendacity89 said...

NICE SONG!! I love Piano Man Also!!

Ohhhhh and PS You say Tomato is not a blog anymore.. soooooo you can take my link off!

Toodles!

Aunt Becky said...

Brilliz!

Hammer said...

lol cool! I've only heard the dirty piano bar version but yours is great!