This one is for all of you:
(Piano Intro....then harmonica)
It's nine o'clock on a Wednesday
The YJKOBT crowd logs in
There's man named Doc blogging with me
Making fun with his satire and rants.
He says, "Mt. Cat do you have a song for 'Weird Al' Wednesday?,
Or an idea for Friday's Top Ten List?
As I have a funny Tuesday Word Game
And a long list for Thursday's Random Thoughts."
blog blog, bloggy bloggah
blog blog bloggy blaaaahhh bloggg
Chorus:
Write us a blog your the Blogger Men
Write us a blog tonight
Well, we're all at work and feel melancholy
But now you make us feel alright
Now A Whole New G is a friend of ours
Who leaves us comments with glee
And Mommy Wants Vodka is quick with a joke
As there's no place she'd rather be
My sister Christine says "Vin, your blog is killing me."
As our Cousin Pat is no where to be found.
And As American As Apple Pie wants to be a dancing star
If the right people find her blog space
blog blog, bloggy bloggah
blog blog bloggy blaaaahhh bloggg
Now LeapO' Faith is mortgage-brokerist
Who never has time for her own blog!
And she's talking with Micky
Who's still in Malihini
And probably will be for life
And Knight is practicing Cabaret
While Matt-Man slowly gets Wild Irish stoned
Then Karen is Smiling Through All of It And Jay is the Cynical Bas-tarddddd!
Chorus:
Write us a blog your the Blogger Men
Write us a blog tonight
Well, we're all at work and feel melancholy
But now you make us feel alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a hump day
And we haven't heard from Jahooni for a while.
Yet Leighann and Lu' and still blogging with me
To bring us all a big smile.
And Sassy Mama's Cafe is a carnival
And Bina thinks it's Just Another Day
And there's Hammer, Sunshine, Dana, Dianne, Dust Bunny Hostage & Disaster Chick.
Who all say "Man, your blogs are real bizarre!"
blog blog, bloggy blogga
blog blog bloggy yo gabba gaaabbbaaa
Chorus:
Write us a blog your the Blogger Men
Write us a blog tonight
Well, we're all at work and feel melancholy
But now you make us feel alright
(Piano Outro)
My apologies if I left anyone.
Now I want to hear your song parodies. I'll accept songs about anyone who visits this YJKOBT world.
Happy Wednesday.
- The Mountain Cat
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85 comments:
That is just plain awesome Vin !!
Yep...you ROCK, Vin!!!
(I think you should give yourself an award!!)
Take all of your wasted humor
Every past conversation
Take all of your so-called problems,
Better put 'em in quotations
Blog if you need to blog
Blog if you need to blog
Blog if you need to blog
Blog if you need to blog
Blog if you need to blog
Blog if you need to blog
Blog if you need to blog
Blog if you need to blog
I bet y'all saw that comin'...!
IMMIGRANT SONG - LED ZEPPELIN
Here come Doc and The Mountain Cat,
From the morning sun where the hot jokes flow!
The hammer of the blogs,
Will drive our website to new lands,
To fight the bored, singing and crying: YJKOBT, I am coming!
Damn you are good!!!!! I LOVE it!
Oops!...they did it again
Doc and the Cat, created a game
Oh blog it, blog it
Oops!...a dynamic pair
Their stories they share
They're not that innocent
Oh Micky your so fine
You fix those boats all the time
Oh Mickey hey Oh Mickey
I don't get stoned on Wild Irish Rose...I get surreal, yeah that's it, surreal. Cheers!!
That was brilliant dude!
My mouth has fallen agape and I am without words. That was just awesome. Vin, you are a genius.
Right on Mt Cat! You sure have talent for the song flip.
Thanks Jay!
KASHMIR - LED ZEPPELIN
Oh, bloggers of the storm who has no face, unlike those inside our webpage.
Heed the path that led me to this blogspace,
with a blue background screen.
This Shangri-La of the internet, I will return again.
But we haven't heard from him since at least June,
where the hell is Absolute-Ga-tor?
Holy crap that was good. How long have you been working on this?
Thank you all!! Knight, I came up with the idea last week and chip away at it little by little :-)
I Got Friends In Low Places - Garth Brooks
I got friends in blog places
Where the Mt. Cat lists
and his lyrics chases our blues away
And we're all ok.
We not be on Heather Mills
And Doc likes to trace dollar bills.
Oh I've got friends in blog places.
ok...that should read "We're not big on Heather Mills."
Typos during song parodies are horrible. Sorry.
Nice one Karen !!
Funny Karen!
MORE BILLY JOEL...
...Doc & Cat's joker wars, I can't take it anymore!
We didn't start the bloggers
They were always yearnin'
Since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the bloggers...
THE THOMPSON TWINS...
Ohhh Doc-tor, Doc-tor. Can't you hear me bloggin', bloggin'?
or ROBERT PALMER...
Doc-tor, Doc-tor, readin' the news. He's got a bad case of blogging for you!
*sniff*
No one's ever written a song for me, or, uh, with me in it, before.
I'm so excited, I think I should have married a rock star instead and am reconsidering my vows.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make 'us people' happy when skies are grey
You'll never know dear, how much we love you
Please don't take our sunshine away
*joins Sunshine and wipes tear*
That was B E A U T I F U L.
No one loves me like you do....
*burtsing into spontaneous song*
So blog that for me one more time
I can never get enough
of a blogger like Yooo-ooooo
OOOh, blog me, like you just did
Oh yeah
Blog it to me one more time..
(song - do that to me one more time...?)
Sunshine,
Please don't. I do not want to be the cause of a family break up!
Beat on the Brat - The Ramones
Blog like a brat
Blog like a brat
Blog like a brat with a baseball cap
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh- oh
What can't he do?
What can't he do?
With a brat like that, Micky-T always blogs for you
What can't he do?
Wasted away again at Pessimists need love too...
Uptown Girl - Billy Joel
Uptown Blogger
He's been blogging in his uptown world
I bet he never had a redneck reader
I bet Leap O Faith never told him why
I'm gonna try for an uptown blogger
he's been living in his white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now he's looking for a redneck blogger
That's what I am
And when he knows what
he wants for his AWAAAAARD
And when he wakes up
And makes up his mind
He'll see I'm not so 'red'
Just because
I'm in love with an uptown blogger
You know I've seen him in his uptown world
He's getting tired of his high class toys
And all his lyrics from his uptown blogs
He's got a choice
Uptown blogger
You know I can't afford to buy a Mac
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
He'll understand what kind of Blogger I've been
And then I'll win (the award)
And when He's blogginging
He's looking so fine
And when He's giving awards
He'll say that it's mine
He'll say I'm not so 'red'
Just because
I'm in love
With and uptown blogger
He's been living in his white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now he's looking for a redneck blogger
That's what I am
Uptown Blogger
he's my uptown blogger
You know I'm in love
With an uptown blogger
My uptown blogger
You know I'm in love
With an uptown blogger
My uptown blogger
You know I'm in love
With an uptown blogger
My uptown blogger
Wow Jennifer that's great!
MONTY PYTHON -
She's Disaster Chick
And she's ok.
She works all night and she sleeps all day.
I write down blogs,
I eat my lunch.
I like to write wild comments.
On Tuesday's I win at word game,
And eat buttered scones for tea.
She's Disaster Chick
And she's ok.
She works all night and she sleeps all day.
Copy and paste, my friend, copy and paste.
And ignore terms of agreement and break a few copyright laws...
To the tune of 100 bottles of beer on the wall.
1041 comments posted that day. 1041 comments posted.
If one of those comments weren't posted that day.
1040 comments posted that day.
1040 comments posted.
and so on and so on...
DIRE STRAITS...
(dramatic build-up)....(Sting)I want my...I want my...I want my...I want my YJKOBT...(keyboard)...(drums)...(guitar)...
Now look at them yo-yos,
That's the way you do it,
Your blogging humor on the YJKOBT.
They ain't workin',
That's the way you do it.
Bloggin' for nothin' and a peach for free.
...but Vin, peaches are not free - you gotta 'earn' them!! :-P
Sam Cooke
I don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took
But I do read 'A Whole New G'
And if you read her too you will agree
What a wacky world this can be
Barry Manilow:
Her name was Karen,
she was a blogger
She wrote Smiling through it all and was friends with one and all
at YJKOBT
**Eight Track Flashback**
YEAR OF THE CAT - AL STEWART
Well, she writes about me so coldly,
Yet Leighann's boobs shine like moons in the sea.
She comments mean and rudely
So when I hear from her, it makes me so so sad. :..(
In The Blog of the Mountain Cat.
John Cougar:
Little ditty about Doc and Mt. Cat
Two American bloggers at YJKOBT
My name is lu-u
I live in Pennsylvania
I live a couple states from you
No i don't think you've seen me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was (3x)
GEORGE THOROGOOD -
One Karen, One Doc and One Bear(Sassy Mama Bear).
Shell only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, Ive seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Shes sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think youre getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of Mt. Cat
Moneys the matter
If youre in it for love you aint gonna get too far
Oh here she comes
Watch out boy shell chew you up
Oh here she comes
Leighann's a maneater
Oh here she comes
Watch out boy shell chew you up
Oh here she comes
Leighann's a maneater
SPIDERMAN THEME -
Viking Hat, Viking Hat.
Cynical Bastard wears a Viking Hat.
DR. DRE & SNOOP DOGG -
Ain't nothin' but a WNG Thang baby.
Oh my goodness....Doc do you how much I love Barry Manilow? That made my whole year!
THONG SONG - SISQO
I like it when the joke goes da na da na
Baby make your laugh go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That blog bl blog blog blog
That blog bl blog blog blog
Patriotic Theme - You're A Grand Old Flag.
You're a grand old blog,
You're a peach-giving blog.
And forever we'll come by and read.
You're the model of
The blogs we love.
Home of the Doc and the Cat.
Every heart beats true
Under YJKOBT
Where there's never a day without laughs.
Should all "US People" unite here,
Keep the laughs at the grand old blog.
Vin - you get a zillion cool points for using The Thong Song. LOL.
Wow, my own blogging song.
I did some where's george parodies. I can look them up if anyone is interested....
I need to spend more time with YJKOBT to do some parodies.
DisChick, Yes send us sone Where's George Songs.
Where is Geor-gie? He's on a dollar. He gets passed around to everybody's hands. He is first pre-sident. He helped found our land.
He was replaced by John Adam(s).
Where is Geor-gie? Where is Geor-or-or-gie?
COPACABANA - BM
We are the Georgers
(Queen - We are the Champions)
I've paid my dues in cash
Time after time
I've done my stamping
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few upside down,
I've had my share of "Houston, we have a problem"
But I've come through
We are the Georgers - my friends
And we'll keep on EMSing - till the end
We are the Georgers
We are the Georgers
No time for credit cards
'Cause we are the Georgers - of the world
I've taken my stamps
And my trades to Gatherings
You brought me hits in exciting places and new counties to boot
I thank you all
But it's been a bed of roses
I'm looking forward to Big B's cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
To get a 50 State Bingo soon
We are the Georgers - my friends
And we'll keep on EMSing - till the end
We are the Georgers -
We are the Georgers
No time for Credit Cards
'Cause we are the Georgers - of the world
George Song
(Your Song - Elton John)
It's a little bit funny this hobby I have
It's not one of those you can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house using only Wild bills
If I was a banker, but then again, no
Or a person who makes money at the Federal Reserve
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my stamp and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody we are Georgers
It may be quite simple but now that I'm addicted
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is when you get a hit
I sat at the computer and turned it on
As I found out I was hitless well that got me quite cross
But I got many wilds out there working for me
It's for people like you that keep George going
So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Your stamps sweetest stamps on Wilds that I've ever seen
And you can tell everybody we are Georgers
It may be quite simple but now that I'm addicted
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is when you get a hit
COPACABANA again...
And then there's Mommy, Mommy Wants Voooodka. She drinks it slowy and blogs real wildly as Mommmmyyyy, Mommy Wants Vodka.
Karen - I absolutely LOVE the Grand Ol' Flag parody...awesome!!
Those WheresGeorge? parodies are fantastic !!!!
To the tune of How much is that doggie in the window?
LOF leaves us a comment in the window?
But LOF has no bloggie to view
LOF leaves us a comment in the window?
She even leaves one about Lu.
LMAO!! Touche, Lu...!
I really gotta create my own blog...it's on my 'to do' list!!
THE END - THE DOORS
Doc awoke before dawn, he put his Jeff Gordon hat on.
He fed his son some nasty gripe juice
And then he...he walked on down the hall!
He went into the webpage where American As Apple Pie lives, and...then he
paid a visit to Disaster Chick, and then he
He walked on down the hall!
And he came to a blog...and he looked inside
'Mt. Cat',
'Yes Doc',
'I want to blog with you'.
'Micky-T, I want to...blahahahahaha'!!!!
Vin - you're a song parody genius!
LoF, I'm no genius. I'm no messiah. I'm a movie of the week. I'm a f***ing t-shirt, at best.
He's our own,
Weird Mt Cat Yanksabit.
Vinnie, give yourself a meatball for that will ya!
That was so cool......
I'm a f***ing t-shirt
Mt Cat, is that the same as a "wet t-shirt"?
ahhh no. Has Lu' replaced Leighann? Or are they the same person?
He's our own,
Weird Mt Cat Yanksabit
LMFAO, Lu!!!!!!
...and yes, Lu - he sometimes is all wet since he 'yanksabit'! LOLOL!!!!
(...or was that a Yankee reference and I missed it entirely?? Nah...then it would've been Yanksalot! Hahahahaha!!!)
Thanks Micky-T, Here you go: Meat Ball.
YES!: The Golden Meat Ball
I love that Doors parody....
I wish I had more time to play today :(
LOF, bat and balls but no Yankees. Speaking of meat balls...
Leon Russell "Manhaten Island Serinade"
Sitting by a computer in my dining room..
Thinking of youuu again.
Guess I'll have to hook up to the modem..
With every click I'll see your comments.
No where to run, without a computer to play...
Messed up inside, I should be blogging all day.
Since you went away, YJKOBT serinade.
YJYOBT is bad for business but OH SO GOOD for funny business :) The guilt is damn near killing me HA!
Meatball on a fork award! LMAO
Smile...your a meatball....HaHa
LOF, bat and balls but no Yankees
Lu, you're killin' me today!!!
Vin - LOVE the meatball!!
Micky - HI!!!
Leapo...Hi back, just start a fricken blog will ya!!!!!!!!
DOES ANYONE ELSE AGREE?
What's new Mt Cat? Woah, Woah
What's new Mt Cat? Woah, Woah
Mt Cat, Mt Cat
He’s got bloggers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and write us a fun parody song!
Mt Cat, Mt Cat
We love you
Yes, we do!
You and your parody song!
What's new Mt Cat? Woah, Woah
What's new Mt Cat? Woah, Woah
Leapo; Don't you want to see your name in....BLUE?
What's new Mt Cat? Woah, Woah
What's new Mt Cat? Woah, Woah
TO FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!
To the tune of Blue Velvet,
She’s in blue letters
Bluer than velvet was her name
Profiler picture is the game
For the blog...
LOLOL!! Yeah...I need to give in to the peer pressure already. I always have before...! (Ooops...I might've given too much away there!) ; )
Here is an oldie... a parody that I wrote about Michael Vick back before the dogs thing when he was being sued by a woman for giving her herpes and there was testimony that he went to a clinic using the alias 'Ron Mexico'
Sung to the tune of James Taylor's "Mexico"
Down in Atlanta you think you're free
But you never get away from Simplex B
Did you lose your cool or leave your mind behind....
Mikey V
Oh...Ron Mexico
You should have used protection or just let her go
Woooah Ron Mexico
I guess you'll have to pay now...
Her Baby's hungry and the moneys all gone
So she brings a lawsuit against good ole Ron
I guess just saying "sorry" didn't get the job done..
Oh...Ron Mexico
You should have used protection or just said NO
Woooah Ron Mexico
I guess you'll have to pay now...
Now everyone knows; your secret's been told
Even though no "Mexico" jerseys are being sold
This season you will get to hear it on the Road.
Wooooah Ron Mexico
I guess you'll have to pay now.
NICE SONG!! I love Piano Man Also!!
Ohhhhh and PS You say Tomato is not a blog anymore.. soooooo you can take my link off!
Toodles!
Brilliz!
lol cool! I've only heard the dirty piano bar version but yours is great!
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