Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Word Game Winner

Thanks to each of you who played Word Game this week. We had a little fun at those Russian police who cannot take a joke. I looked back over all the comments and figured there was one clear cut winner. This weeks winner is Jay the Cynical Bastard himself for this particularly intricate method of dealing with those Russian police:

"Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be duct taped to a chair and have 1,000 paper cuts inflicted up on them all over their bodies. The, have someone take an eyedropper filled with salt water and acid drop little drops of the concoction on each of the paper cuts. Then they should have each of their nose hairs pulled out using tweezers. Finally we will take some jumper cables and run them from a battery to their nipples. The battery will be powered by a hamster in one of those wheels that hamsters run in all the time. This hamster has been trained to fun as fast as he can every time he hears the word "fuck." Then, we will show "Pulp Fiction" and "Glen Gary Glen Ross" on a continuous loop for at least 24 hours."

Ummm Yep Jay I am pretty sure that will get the job done! Not only was that the entry that made me laugh but it also made me worry about ever getting Jay mad at me so in the spirit of both here is your Peach Jay:

Congrats again to a 2 time Peach winner. We will play Word game again next Tuesday so I hope everyone can come out to play!

-Doc

10 comments:

Lu' said...

Right on Jay. Maybe we could've been a little tougher?

Karen said...

I am a little scared of Jay right now.

Micky-T said...

The military needs you Jay.
Congrats!

The Mountain Cat said...

Joay are you still upset about your break up with Anna Kournikova?

Dana said...

CONGRATULATIONS Jay! Does this mean I don't get to borscht wrestle with Leighann and Knight though??

Leighann said...

Congrats Jay! And Dana, I think we should wrestle in his honor!

Knight said...

Yep, we need to wrestle in his honor.

Jay, I wrote it all down incase I ever need to use this method. I appreciate that you were willing to share with us.

Jay said...

Feel free to wrestle all you want ladies.

Yes, I'm still a bit bitter over being rejected by Anna Kournikova so all Russians have to pay!

Dianne said...

Jay - this is probably a really, really bad time for me to tell you this BUT I LOVE living on the edge

I'm half Russian ...

funny thing is Jay I'm not at all scared of you. turned on yes, but not scared.

Anndi said...

Congrats Jay.. why did some of that turn me on?