"Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be duct taped to a chair and have 1,000 paper cuts inflicted up on them all over their bodies. The, have someone take an eyedropper filled with salt water and acid drop little drops of the concoction on each of the paper cuts. Then they should have each of their nose hairs pulled out using tweezers. Finally we will take some jumper cables and run them from a battery to their nipples. The battery will be powered by a hamster in one of those wheels that hamsters run in all the time. This hamster has been trained to fun as fast as he can every time he hears the word "fuck." Then, we will show "Pulp Fiction" and "Glen Gary Glen Ross" on a continuous loop for at least 24 hours."
Ummm Yep Jay I am pretty sure that will get the job done! Not only was that the entry that made me laugh but it also made me worry about ever getting Jay mad at me so in the spirit of both here is your Peach Jay:
Congrats again to a 2 time Peach winner. We will play Word game again next Tuesday so I hope everyone can come out to play!