It's Tuesday and time for Word Game here at YJKOBT. I was looking for good articles and came across one about a Russian blogger who was arrested, convicted and almost sent to prison for what he wrote on his blog. Sounds like the suppression of free speech is alive and well in good old Russia these days. Now I am not saying that he should be advocating burning police officers but I think that he should be able to express his opinion without being arrested.So in the spirit of free speech in blogging I suggest that we dedicate today's word game to the Russian Police and our fellow blogger Savva Terentiev. Since they can't arrest us Complete the following news article with something funny that should be done to the Russian police since they obviously don't like Savva's ideas: (Let's try and keep them funny)
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian man who described local police as "scum" in an Internet posting was given a suspended jail sentence on Monday for extremism, prompting bloggers to warn of a crackdown on free speech online.
Savva Terentiev, a 28-year-old musician from Syktyvkar, north of Moscow, wrote in a blog last year that the police force should be cleaned up by ceremonially burning officers twice a day in a town square.
Convicted on charges of "inciting hatred or enmity", Terentiev was given a one-year suspended term on Monday, Russian news agencies reported.
Free speech campaigners said the ruling could create a dangerous precedent for free speech on the Internet, a vibrant forum for political debate in a country where the mainstream traditional media is deferential to authority.
"This was an absolutely unjustified verdict," Alexander Verkhovsky, director of the SOVA centre in Moscow, a non-governmental group that monitors extremism, told Reuters. "Savva for sure wrote a rude comment ... but this verdict means it will be impossible to make rude comments about anybody."
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be _________________.
Answer as often as you like in the form of a comment and the one that makes me laugh the most wins a peach tomorrow morning.
-Doc
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34 comments:
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be watching a Borscht wrestling match between Leighann, Knight and Dana!
Hell Yes! Nice one Dana!
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be given a private waxing in the shape of their choosing.
I am with Dana on this one!!
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be dipped in sausage gravy and used in a tug of war between a grizzly bear and a crocodile
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be figuring out a way to reduce carbon emissions by inventing a vodka powered police car.
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should have their eyelids pinned open and be forced to watch Yo Gabba Gabba and Tele Tubbies.
Doc, you couldn't bring yourself to type gator could you?
Instead we suggest that the Russian police be forced to relive Mountain Cats 2008 summer vacation while wearing a hockey shirt and carrying a wooden leg.
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be forced to wear 'Kill a Commie for your Mommie' t-shirts through downtown Moscow.
Doc, you couldn't bring yourself to type gator could you?
NO JOKE - I actually typed it then backspaced and typed Crocodile!
(you know me too well Absolut!)
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be checking for fake I.D. in the bread line.
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should beat anyone senseless for not watching hockey....Doc, I wouldn't go to Russia if I were you.
Go Bruins!
Vin... Somehow I think you are missing the point. It's what should be done to the police by the citizenry not what the police should be doing to oppress them.
ROTFLMAO !!!
Oh and Hockey still stinks....
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be beaten senseless by their professional hockey players....just like rednecks from Kannapolis should be. Whoops!
"Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be duct taped to a chair and forced to watch American reality TV non-stop for 7 consecutive days."
"Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be forced to watch the Mini Me home sex video on a continuous loop for 24 hours straight."
"Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be duct taped to a chair and have 1,000 paper cuts inflicted up on them all over their bodies. The, have someone take an eyedropper filled with salt water and acid drop little drops of the concoction on each of the paper cuts. Then they should have each of their nose hairs pulled out using tweezers. Finally we will take some jumper cables and run them from a battery to their nipples. The battery will be powered by a hamster in one of those wheels that hamsters run in all the time. This hamster has been trained to fun as fast as he can every time he hears the word "fuck." Then, we will show "Pulp Fiction" and "Glen Gary Glen Ross" on a continuous loop for at least 24 hours."
What? Too much?
Jay, remind me never get on your bad sign. Jeez.
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be forced to sit on Jay's viking helmet when they step out of line.
Mini Me sex tape? Please tell me that is not actually out there! [HURL]
Oh but it is Absolut... It is.
And Jay I am with Vinny... I NEVER want to cross you!!
... and just where would someone procure a copy of that Mini Me sex tape? No, of course I'd never watch it ... it's a gift idea ... really!
It's in litigation right now. He is trying to sue to keep it from getting released. You can go on TMZ.com and search for the clip they were showing of it... I think it was around the last week in June they had it up there. You may have to search Verne Troyer.... but it was there.
Wow Jay! You really know how to handle a bad seed. I didn't think it was too much at all. Only 24 hours though? Is that enough?
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be forced to perform with Verne Troyer in his newest release.
Perform or watch... I don't know which is worse.
BTW - For any of you that haven't yet you need to go over to Knight's and check out her Vlog... I love the shower shoes!
;)
Ha, thanks for pimping my delirious post. They are not shower shoes, I swear!
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be forced to were shower shoes in all public bathrooms.
Instead we suggest that the Russian police should be forced to were shower shoes while sitting on the floor in public bathrooms.
Nice Micky-t. Everyone loves a lurker.
Knight, isn't the blogosphere just a giant gathering of all wanna be lurkers.
We're all guilty, no doubt.
and don't you love the word lurk
and lurker
and lurking?
I do love those words. I love lurking. After about a year of lurking one person's site I finally sent them an e-mail saying I was reading but for some reason was unable to post comments. I think they were throughly creeped out which means JOB WELL DONE. It's what we do here.
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