Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Things Bouncing Around This Head of Mine - July 10, 2008

- I downloaded the new Mötley Crüe album, The Saints of Los Angeles. They are back from the dead in a big way. It is their first album in eight years and the first with the original lineup of Vince, Tommy, Mick and Nikki since their Dr. Feelgood album was released 19 years ago! This new album is awesome! It might be their best album ever. No ballads, just 13 hard rocking tracks. I highly recommend that you buy this record. I have to see them live when they go on tour this summer. ***Click here to view The Saints of Los Angeles official music video***

- I also recommend that you read their autobiography The Dirt. A very entertaining read. In fact, Their Saints of Los Angeles album is based on this book. It is sort of a concept album. With all the decadent things these guys did, it is a surprise that they are still alive! But the book is also about karma and redemption. It is a lot deeper than just sex, drugs and rock n’ roll.

- I recently re-joined Netflix. I started with 1970s high octane muscle car cult films. First off was Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry starring Peter Fonda and Susan George. I think I need to buy a Susan George poster and hang it on my wall. Man oh man she was such an underrated sex symbol in the 1970s! I found this fellow blogger's page who did a nice homage to Susan George. My next muscle car flick from Netflix is Vanishing Point from 1971.

- OK now for the humor portion of this program:

- Doc, I bet I can make you cringe. I started watching South Park now. Hee hee.

- Yesterday I heard my cubical buddy Leap O' Faith say: 'Oh my God, he is going to shit a pickle.' I don't know who she was referring to but it made me chuckle.

- Whitey Houston was wrong! I DO NOT believe the children are our future. Have you been in a grammar school recently? Jeez. We need to start to find an alternative source for our future other than our children.

- I saw this vanity license plate that said HJQ- 752. I wonder what it means? LOL

- If money is the root of all evil, then what is the tree of all evil?

- Who do The Joneses keep up with? And by the way, who the hell are The Joneses? I'd like to meet them.

- I really love Tabasco Pepper Sauce now. I used to hate hot foods. I guess I have developed a tolerance. But it does not go well on oatmeal in case you were wondering.

- "Man the soccer game was awesome!! There was a riot in the crowd and I stepped on somebody’s head! It was wild!....Hmm? ...Oh the final score was zero to zero.”

- Doc, Will Angelina Jolie name her twins Castor and Pullox? (Please read Doc’s previous blog within this link about these Gemini Twins).

- I am going to mass produce a line of hand lotion for Spanish matadors and call it Oil of Olé!

- If ‘socks’ can also be spelled ‘sox’, why can’t ‘sex’ also be spelled ‘secks’? But there is also a word spelled 'sects'. Hmm, bizarre.

- And finally, please vote for Jason Giambi to make the 2008 All Star Game. In fact, the American Mustache Institute is pulling for him. Yes apparently this is a real organization. Click here to view their site and vote for Giambi. In fact a lot of Yankee fans - men, women and children - are wearing fake thick mustaches in homage for Mr. Giambi.

- I won’t be going to the All Star Game at Yankee Stadium, but I will be going to the DHL FanFest at the Jacob Javitz Convention Center in Manhattan. Click here to view the festivities.

- The Mountain Cat

36 comments:

Doc said...

Dude... Evil IS the tree.

(think about it)

leapofaith said...

I did say that...LOL!! It's even funnier if you know who I was talking about...!

...and LOVE South Park! "That's a BAD KITTY!!!' LMAO!!

KaritaG said...

I love south park.

And, I saw a license plate today that said "COKR8." WTF?! "Coke Rate?" "Cock Rate?" I don't get it.

The Mountain Cat said...

Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the e-vil tree.

leapofaith said...

'screw you guys...I'm goin' home!'

LOL!!

Oh...and I heard this am that Goose Gossage is being inducted into the Hall of Fame...and he has the #4 best mustache in baseball!

Doc said...

Kara... Maybe Cook Rate ??

oh and you love south park because you LIVE there... (Is'nt south park in Colorado?)

KaritaG said...

WTF's a cook rate?

Yes, SP is in Colorado...the small-town part of Colorado...but there is a lot of veiled CO humor in it for sure!

Doc said...

And BTW - Look it up... Money is NOT the root of all evil... Trust me on this one... I am right. You are quoting it wrong...

Betthca I am right on this one...

Doc said...

WTF's a cook rate?

How the hell should I know?... It's not my license plate... (Mine says FO'SHZZL)

Leighann said...

Vin -- You should read "Life on Planet Rock" by Lonn Friend.

It has nothing to do with what you posted about today, I just kept forgetting to recommend it to you!

Leighann said...

The mall here where I live is called "South Park" and the one across the river in Iowa is "North Park".

Leighann said...

Oh yeah, by the way, Lonn Friend was the editor of RIP Magazine, remember that? (just in case you were wondering)

He also used to work on Hustler Magazine.

Doc said...

The mall here where I live is called "South Park"

Funny... same here in Charlotte.

Leighann said...

Damn, I have to make another comment, I can't leave it at three....


Um.... yeah, I got nothing.

runningwildkids said...

Shit a pickle. Now that is a good one! I think I might have to use it one day!

Wouthpark is something that we watch on some nights when there is nothing on. It is pretty funny!

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, Yes I live in Colorado.

Thanks for the recommend Leighann.

Cook rate is the term that Peter Cook's lawyer use to figure out how much they overcharge him in his divorce trial.

Doc said...

Cook rate is the term that Peter Cook's lawyer use to figure out how much they overcharge him in his divorce trial.

HAHAHAHAHAAAA !!

Cook rate is the rate at which that pervert is going to spend the rest of his life wishing he never crossed Christie Brinkley!!

Jay said...

70s muscle car movies are very cool. Psychedelic 70s movies with Peter Fonda are damn cool.

I've been meaning to read "The Dirt." I wonder if they have it at my local library? I bet not. haha

WNG said...

A coworker of mine has a plate that says RUONCRK...love it!

I might be going to the all star game - I've just got to sweet talk wife #5 out of her ticket and get Papa G to spring for plane tix to NYC and I'm there!!! If it happens I'll take tons of pictures.

Real Live Lesbian said...

I'm simple, I know....

but Oil of Ole just cracked my shit up!

OG, The Original Glamazon said...

Not to split hairs, but the love of money is the root of all evil and I would have to agree the actual tree would be evil, I'm not sure if money would be the fruit of the tree but then maybe because then the love would permeate the ground as seeds and become roots, thus becoming new roots of evil...just a thought.

If watching Mona Lisa smiles can be cited (which I know it can't) The Joneses are some rich white family that Kristen Durst married into. I know I really should get in touch with reality!

-OG

Doc said...

THANK YOU OG !!!

Mt. Cat refused to answer my challenge to him that money is NOT the root of all evil - The pursuit or love of money is - Very good assesment - Mt. Cat needs to read his Bible more !!

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, I decided to never argue with you anymore. You are always right, and I am always wrong.

Doc said...

I wanna see G on Yankee Vision at the allstar game...

Doc said...

You are always right, and I am always wrong.

When it comes to a debate about the Bible... probably - LOL!

Knight said...

Have you tried shots of Tabasco and soy sauce? It wakes you up a bit and works as an appetite suppressant. Yeah, I'm probably the only one who would ever do that.

Knight said...

Isn't The Love Of Money a new reality show? It is Evil!!

The Mountain Cat said...

****I made a mistake.
Vince, Tommy, Mick and Nikki recorded the 1997 Mötley Crüe album Generation Swine together. So they did one after Dr. Feelgood. It has been 11 years since their last albumm not 19 years.

In the year 2000 they released the New Tattoo album but Randy Castillo was on drums while Tommy Lee was persuing a solo project.

Aren't you glad you know that now?

Karen said...

Doc, I never realized Evil was the tree. You are so smart. Thanks for sharing your knowledge with us.

I think I will join this mustasche society. Maybe I can start and underground movement to bring back the Sal Fasano "Fumanchu".

The Mountain Cat said...

Karen, ha! Sal Fasano. I think he is out of baseball and works for an Italian baker somewhere off the Turnpike.

Karen said...

Vin - If that is true I am picking you up and we are going on a road trip to find him. I love Sal Fasano!

Mike said...

Today is mustache give away day at Yankee Stadium. All the kids are getting these big bushy mustaches that can be shaped however they want. The Sportscenter highlights from this game should be hilarious.

Aunt Becky said...

I will so have to check out the new Crue album. Sweetass!

WNG said...

"Doc, I decided to never argue with you anymore. You are always right, and I am always wrong."

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

"I wanna see G on Yankee Vision at the allstar game...
really - who DOESN'T?!?!?

Did the Jones' split after Mrs. Jones had a thing going on?

Anndi said...

Next thing you know you'll be blaming Canada for something...

Lu' said...

Very good read TMC, very good.