Thursday, May 15, 2008

Hello boys & girls

Today's lesson is: Don't take candy from strangers.

Happy Thursday.

- The Mountain Cat

57 comments:

Doc said...

PG-13 Vin.... PG-13 !!!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Ahhh PG-13 in the North is a different PG-13 then it is in the South. So do you like my Halloween outfit for 2008?

Doc said...

Dude, If you would actually wear that thing I would post pictures of you up here for sure....

Lu' said...

Excellent. I wouldn't take candy from this fellow if I knew him. Ick, you might wonder, is the candy melty or...

Bina said...

Ha Ha Ha! Hey, I've seen worse on Myspace, by kids younger thatn 13!!!!

I want to say "What a Freak", but damn, that is funny!

Cinder-Single said...

OMGOSH!!!!That is OFF THE HOOK!!! LOL!!

Glad I came by here this morning!!

Toodles!

WNG said...

So do you have to put a quarter in to get the candy? I wonder how much money he makes...

Doc said...

G... I am betting he is broke... Or at least hoping he is.

The Mountain Cat said...

Who is he talking to on the phone? Maybe he is singing a candygram.

WNG said...

Totally off subject - read this and thought of you, Doc, but I'm crap at links so...
http://wwwguilty-with-an-explanation.blogspot.com/2008/05/wordz.html

WomensDaily said...

How many people do you think go to grab him in various places>?

Lu' said...
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Lu' said...

He is ordering one for his back so he can give it from the front or the rear.

Doc said...

HAAHAAHAA - That is a great G. My favorite is the last one IGNORANUS: A person who's both stupid and an a-hole !!

I thought I made up a new word last weekend Yippie (cross between a yuppy and a hippie) but it turns out someone thought of it first...

Here is the link for those who want to see.

Doc said...

Who is he talking to on the phone? Maybe he is singing a candygram.

Quick version of Thursday Word game.... What would this guys ring tone be on his cell phone?

My first thought: Killer Queen by Queen

Lu' said...

Oh Doc, it's Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr. Can't you just here it? Maybe even Mr. Bo Jangles ha ha ha .

Wng, that was a good link. I've suffered from #14 a number of times.

Lu' said...

I want comment spell correction after the fact. I know it should've been hear.

Karen said...

I don't get it. What is wrong with getting candy from this dispenser? ;)

Phfrankie Bondo said...

how did you get that picure of Mic?

leapofaith said...

LMAO, Lu!!! "The candy man...the candy man can..."

Hahahahahaha!!!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Mongo like candy.

Anyone know what movie that line is from?

Lu' said...

Blazing Saddles?

Doc said...

Yep....

Lu' said...

Leapoffaith will this picture be forever in your mind when you hear or think of that song. he can make the sunrise

Doc said...

Yep....

"Candy Gram for Mongo !"

Lu' said...

I think Mongo would need a bigger dispenser.

Doc said...

Speaking of funny pictures... There is a picture of me wearing my new favorite t-shirt coming at noon with my random thoughts... Mt. Cat says I look like some character named "Turtle" from the show Enterage.

Knight said...

Oh this is nothing. I mean, the guy went for the full body waxing and couldn't even shell out for a decent wig? Amature.

The Mountain Cat said...

'I don't know about the afterlife, but this life is swwweeet!' - Turtle

Leighann said...

Mt Cat have you been digging around in my archives?? I've posted this guy before!!

You sneaky snake!

WNG said...

The ringtone would have to be "I Want Candy".
Glad you guys liked the link - Sarchasm is my fav :)
I really think you'd be surprised by how much money he's got in there - he's probably saving up for a new wig, that wax job couldn't have been cheap!

leapofaith said...

Yep, Lu...fo sho!! LOL!

Doc said...

The thought of a 'wax job' just skeezes me out....

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

Doc did you know being called Turtle isn't a compliment? Oh and watch a PG-13 movie sometime...they can show nekkid ass and use the word fuck one time. Juno is PG-13 and my kid was dying to watch it. I watched it first and omg no way!!

I just want to know how you got a picture of my dad???

Lu' said...

Doc did you see 40 year old virgin? That wax job was a riot LOL

Doc said...

No, I don't watch that crap like Entourage.. I figured it wasn't a compliment though....

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

"that crap like Entourage"

You are dead to me.

Doc said...

Yes NuLuLu I did.... another good reason it skeezes me out.

The Mountain Cat said...

Yeah Entourage is too raunchy for Doc. He prefers watching Yo Gabba Gabba.

Leighann, I didn't know you took this photo. Oops.

Doc said...

You are dead to me.

:-(

The Mountain Cat said...

Miss Merry Sunsine,

Actually I hate Entourage because I love it so much! Everytime I watch an episode, I want sell everything, move to Hollywood and live the highlife. But truthfully I'll probably only get as far as Compton and end up homeless, bankrupt, battered, defeated and spit out the bottom to perform in low budget stag films.

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

I hear ya Mt. Cat!!! I freaking love that show...I want to move to LA and steal Ari from his hot wife. Then stage a threesome with Vince and E...I have big plans...

Doc - don't give me that face! We can still be friends, lol!

runningwildkids said...

I have seen people like this before!

lesson learned!

The Mountain Cat said...

Then stage a threesome with Vince and E...

Vince Chase or Vince Mountain Cat? :-).....

Doc said...

Doc - don't give me that face! We can still be friends, lol!


Good at least I am not dead.... "I'm not dead yet!"

Anonymous said...

Sammy Davis Jr said it
"The Candy man Can cause he mixes it with love and makes the WORLD taste good"

Pat said...

That was me Pat

Pat said...

That was me Pat

Doc said...

In case ya'll didn't know... That was Pat.


ROTFL!

Pat said...

Doc Im stuttering again!!!!!

Sassy Mama Bear said...

Cat you so will not do it, will he Doc???
Warn us will you.
The visual image here is killer!

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

LMAO @ Mt. Cat...what do you think???

The Mountain Cat said...

Miss Merry Sunshine,

Well what does Vinny Chase have that I don't ahve? (Don't answer that).

As American as Apple Pie said...

I've been suffering from #11 the past 2 days!

Bunkie said...

I shudder to think of what the candy is filled with!

Aunt Becky said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I SO needed that today. Thank you.

Ginormous Boobs said...

I bet that guy has a sweeeeet ass.