Friday, November 5, 2010

Randy Quaid Has gone Crazy

Have any of you all been following the recent news stories about Randy Quaid and his wife Evi? If you haven't been then let me give you a quick recap.

-Last year Randy and his wife were sought on fugitive warrants claiming that he defrauded an innkeeper of more than $10,000 and they fled justice.

-After being caught and sent back to Texas they cleared up the charges but not before Randy brought his Golden Globe award to court to try and show as collateral.

-This year Randy and his wife were arrested for illegally squatting in a home owned by others and accused of serious vandalism of the property.

-Evi had a restraining order taken out on her for threatening and menacing the owner of the home they were squatting in.

-Once again they fled justice and went to Canada, claiming refugee status and trying to become Canadian citizens because, (get this) they are on the run from the "Hollywood star-whackers" who they say may have contributed to the deaths of stars such as David Carradine, Michael Jackson, and Heath Ledger.

OK did you get that? Hollywood star whackers... Yes there are some crazy things out there but thinking that someone wants to knock off cousin Eddie and his wife is ludicrous. First of all if there were star whackers wouldn't they have already done in Lindsay Lohan and Heidi Montag? Yet we are still being harassed by them every day. Even if there are Hollywood star whackers what makes Randy Quaid a target? Are they planning on making another Vacation movie that I am not aware of?

My next thought is that Randy is starting to look crazy too. I almost didn't recognize him in the picture to the right when he got sprung from Canadian jail the other day. When I saw it it made me immediately think of Gene Hackman's paranoid crazy character in Enemy of the state instead of Cousin Eddie. What do you think?

I am thinking that instead of political asylum this pair needs to be locked away in a different kind of asylum.

-Doc

9 comments:

terri said...

Hollywood makes people crazy. This is so sad. I loved Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddy... when I thought he was just a funny actor. Now I'm seeing maybe he was just really, really comfortable in the crazy guy character.

Apple said...

I thought it was Gene Hackman at first too!

Brandi C. said...

"I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, Ed."

Unfortunately...the state of Hollywood and the fate of those on the star whackers hit list is not much of a surprise.

LMAO.

Knight said...

Uh, you made all this up right? This is too sad.

Charlene said...

If ya'all would just quit paying attention to Hollywood; reading the celebrity rags, watching all the celebrity news, commenting on entertainment blogs and not buying movie tickets and DVDs, it would calm down out there.

Jay said...

That's almost too sad to even make fun of.

Almost.

NIC said...

How right you are! Average peeps would already be in nut house. Must be nice to have notoriety on your side.

Candice said...

Those 2 are nuttier than a squirrel turd.

Disaster Chick said...

If Hollywood was so good at "contributing to the deaths" how come he is still alive?