Me: 'Look at that cute squirrel.'
Dad: 'Yeah.'
Me: 'But squirrels are rabid. Really now, what's the difference between squirrels and rats?'
Dad: 'Lipstick.'
Thanks for the political jest dad!
- The Mountain Cat.
(WHERE GLITTERING PRIZES AND ENDLESS COMPROMISES SHATTER THE ILLUSION OF INTEGRITY)
Date - 12/24/10
Charlotte Bobcats Wins - 9
Total Miles Walked - 40.0
+/- Miles + 13.0
(Goal is to walk 3 miles for each Bobcats regular season win and 5 miles for each win in the playoffs)
4 comments:
Really now, what's the difference between squirrels and rats?
Rats aren't smart enough to stow away acorns fro winter.
Not necessarily Doc. Rats know how to store Cheetos, chicken bones and what else lies by the third rail for the winter!
Too funny. I love that!
Now THAT is freaking funny!
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