My cell phone busted yesterday so I had to buy a new one.
So to celebrate, Paul McCartney will sing a song for us replacing his lyrics to Hey Jude!
Sing it Paul!:
My cell phone,
It broke real bad,
But I bought a new Samsung,
That beats my old Motor-ooo-la.
Remember they aren’t built to last,
Then someday soon,
You’ll have to buy one better.
Russell Crowe,
Threw a phone at someone.
He said he’s sorry,
And was for-give-e-en.
I should have followed his lead,
And threw a cell phone,
At my ex-wife Heather.
Heather! Heather! Heather! Heather! Heather! Heather! (Mills) Ohhhh!!
Nah, nah, nah nah a nah nah, nah a nah nah, Cell Phones.
Ring, ring, ring, ring a ring ring, ring a ring ring, Cell Phones.
Chime, chime, chime chime a chime chime, chime a chime chime, Cell Phones.
Baby Got Back ring tone, Baby Got Back ring a ring tone, Cell Phones.
Enter Sandman ring tone, Enter Sandman ring a ring tone, Cell Phones.
Cell! Cell! Cell, Cell, Cell, Cell, Cell, Cell!! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(Song Fade)
Yeah, I have serious issues, I know. Any other songs about cell phones? Happy Wednesday.
- The Mountain Cat
PS: Remember Gordon Gekko's cell phone circa 1988? >>>>
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61 comments:
Adapted from the Police:
"MY CELL PHONE IS RINGING,
IS THAT MY MOTHER ON THE PHONE ?"
The Doors:
"Come on, come on, come on now TEXT me baby... you can see that I am not afraid. "
Doc, ROTFL!!!! That's a deep track.
How about instead of 'Sending out an SOS'....
Sending out a cell phone text
Sending out a cell phone text
Sending out a cell phone text
Sending out a cell phone text
(21 more times)
Ring My Bell by Anita Ward...
I'm glad you're home
Well, did you really miss me?
I guess you did by the look in your eye (look in your eye, look in your eye)
Well lay back and relax while I find a new ring tone
Then you and me can ring my cell
You can ring my ce-e-ell, ring my cell...ding, dong, ding, ah-ah, ring it!
Text if you need to text
Ring if you need to ring
Text if you need to text
Ring if you need to ring
Text if you need to text
Ring if you need to ring
Text if you need to text
Ring if you need to ring
Horse with No Name by America.
Well I've been through the desert on my Blackbery Pearl, It feels good to check in with my boss. In the desert, I can't remember my ID. My password has to be reset. La la, la, la la la la. La la, la, la.
Tone-Loc, Wild Thing
Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I can get calls from the honey
Got a call from this girl, I saw her and she was pumpin'
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king"
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and always make my cell phone ring
HA! thats a good one Vin....
I figured you would like that Police cut.
Leap O' I felt sure that you could come up with some John Mayer.
The Troggs, Wild Thing
Wild Thing
You make my cell ring
You make everything vibrate
Wild Thing
Wild Thing, I think you texted me
But, I wanna know for sure
So, c'mon and ring my cell
Please ring me
Doc, somebody's gotta do it...! ; )
AC/DC - Shook Me All Night Long
She has a fast machine
She kept her Motorola clean
It was the best damn cell phone I had ever seen
with widescreen eyes
I'm not tellin' lies
Knockin' me out with those mega-pix-els
Taking more of my minutes
Had me fighting my limits
She told me to text but I couldn't go there
'Cause my pocket start shaking
The pants was quaking
My mind was aching
And I'm losing money because of you -
My cell phone vibrates all night long.
Please stop text-ing me.
My cell phone vibrates all night long.
I have no more free minutes left.
Prince:
"I was working part time at the five-and dime, my boss was Mr. McGee.
He told me several times that he didn't like my style because I was always texting and being lazy.
It seems that I was busy texting something close to nothing but different than the day before.
Thats when I saw it (ooooh I saw it) when she came through the out door. (out door)
She had a Blackberry Curve (a)
The kind you buy of Eeeeee-bay
It was a blackberry Curve (a)
I new I had to have one today!"
LOL at both of you!!
(Are we the only ones playin'??)
Boogie Shoes by KC and the Sunshine Band:
"I got have my-my-my-my-my
My Bluetooth"
The Rising - Bruce Springsteen
Come on up, buy Verizon.
Come on up, get a wireless devise.
Come on up, buy Verizon.
Come on up it will even work on your subway ride.
Li,li, li,li,li,li, li,li,li
I hate to break up this menage a trois, but I gotta go eat my salad. Hold it down, boyz!! ; )
Pearl Jam -
Jeremy spoke on, a Bbblllaaaccckkkberryyyyyyy.
Clearly I remember, texting with the boy. Seemed, a harmless little fuck. Owwww but we released a mountain lion! Smashed his phone and bit the outsource customer service technician lady's breast. How can I forget?
Madonna -
Papa, Don't text. My minutes are over me. Papa, Don't text. I need a new plan baby.
Kelis -
My Sidekick rings better than yours. Damn right, rings better than yours.
Piano Man - Billy Joel
Sing us a song you're a megatone! Sing us a song tonight. We're all in the mood for digital parody. And you make me feel alright.
Doc, since this is your favorite song to parody, do you want to add to the verses?
LMAOROTFL, Vin!! All I can picture is Peter...LOLOL!!!!
Genesis -
Don't say you called me Mama! Cause there is nothing on my caller ID. OHHHHHHHH!!!! HAHA! HA!...HAHA! HA! OWWWW!
Phil Collins:
"Billy... Billy don't you lose my cell number
Cause you not anywhere where I can't text you."
Oh my goodness....that Pearl Jam one just killed me. You 3 are on fire.
REM:
"Everybody texts.... sometimes"
and
"Moses want walking with the staff of Ra (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Newton got beaned by the apple core (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Apple dropped the price of the I-phone"
(you might have to think for that last one but trust me it's brilliant)
The Clash -
Darling you gotta let me know
Should I text or should I call?
If you call that you are mine
I'll pick up before the end of the chime
So you got to let know
Should I text or should I call?
Cool WNG is getting deeptrack on us. lol
Sublime:
"Early in the morning,
Rising to the street
Texting up my BFF
then reading up on YJKOBT
I got a 14 month old
He's got his own phone
to tell you the truth he's really got 6
And he is not alone...
Kids today all got cells
Like they don't even try it
All those little punk love to text
like a M***** F***** riot"
Wham! - Careless Whispers
I'm never gonna text again.
Guilty fingers have got no ABC mode.
I'm never gonna text again. The way I texted with you-oooh-oooh.
***I added a photo of Michael Doglas from Wall Street to the bottom of the intial blog for a laugh. hee hee.
Nice one G! I love The Experience.
Hey Vin, those old cell phones like the one from Wall street used to charge like .99 a minute... no unlimited free talk... and the reception sucked. I guess the only thing that has changed is the prices.
RUSH:
"You can choose to use your phone with some incessant voice,
You can choose to text or not;
You still have made a choice
I can choose from numerous calls with kindness never fail,
I will choose to iggy your call and send you to voice-mail"
Alanis Morisette - Hand in Pocket
I text cause I'm happy.
I'm poor, my plan is unkind.
I'm short when I call you, yeah
I text because it's fun,
Doc doesn't because he's chickenshit.
***I can't think of anything else**
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine...Well I got a cell phone in my pocket and my other hand is giving you the middle finger.
LOL @ TMC and G.... Ya'll know me so well !!
Better copyright that song before weird al steals it :)
This is the freak'in funniest blog stuff I have read in a long time! ROTFLMAO!!!!! Too great - I just can't participate...
Naked Eyes
I walk along the city streets you used to walk along with me,
and every step I take reminds me of just how we used to be.
Well, how can I forget you, girl?
When you always ring my cell to remind me...always some text there to remind me.
Sis Chris,
This one is for you:
Texting by train, high on cocaine. My cell phone message is to buy more speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind. And I sold your iPhone to buy more di-i-ime (dime bags that is).
Casey Jones - The Grateful Dead
Ahh not to suggest my sister buys drugs, but she's a big Grateful Dead fan. - Love, TMC
Thanks Whole New G! Oh and did Doc tell you I accidently called you WGN when he was in NY? Oops. You're not a Chicago cable station are you? LOL.
LMAO, TMC! <:8)
I suppose I can admit to still liking the Dead. But I don't much listen to them these days. Bob Weir has some new music that I like. And of course, me no do drugs.
Thanks for the late day laughs. this is all hilarious!
<:o)
You are my cell phone,
My only cell phone.
You make me happy,
This blog is gay!
(The happy kind of gay, that is).
Its been one week since you texted with me
Cocked your head to the side and said you're busy.
Five days since you texted back at me.
Saying get that together call me back and see me.
Chickity china the chinese chicken
BNL
Sister Christian,
Your cell has rung.
And you know that you're the only one..
You're motorola!
What's your price for five..
hundred minutes seems right.
I need a phone tonight.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Under the bridge down town the reception sucks
Under the bridge down town I just had had enough
Under the bridge down town I cursed at Sprint today
Under the bridge down town, I threw my phone away-y-y-y-y-y YaY-Yeah"
LIVE -
Lightning crashes,
The phone tower's dark.
Her cell phone falls to the floor.
ROTFL!!!!
Eagles:
"I used to hurry a lot
I used to worry a lot
I used to talk on my cell all day
Oh that didn't get it
Was high time I quit it
I just couldn't carry on that way
Oh my bill showed the damage you know it's true
I was scared they would cut my phone off and keep me from you
Who can go the distance?
We'll find out if it's Verizon. (Verizon)
if they can come up with a bajillion minute plan we will know
They are the right one... (the right one)"
Bon Jovi:
"Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
T.Mobils's service
Is super lame"
You guys kicked holy ass today.....
I bow with my face on the ground to you...So fricken funny!!!!
LMAO!!!
Peeps...words cannot describe how funny the Cat is in person. I'm gonna install a nanny-cam at his desk somewhere so I can share with you all!! He just cracked me the f@#$ up!! He's soooo excited about his new cell phone! It's red 'n shiny...
LMAO at Doc!!
It's on fire today....!!!!
On a dark desert highway,
cell phone in my hand.
Warm smell of grande soy chai lattes, rising up through the air....
[CHORUS]
Welcome to the Hotel California
Nah I can't think of anything....
G'NR
"I get up about seven
Get outta bed around nine
by then I have sent 200 text messages
'Cause talking's a waste of my....time
I've been texting with Mr. Cell Phone
He's addicting.. I've got a blistered thumb"
NIRVANA -
Load up on calls,
Save your friends
Its fun to have your fav five
And I phone a friend
She's over bored
Myself minutes assured
I text I text
A dirty word
cell phone, cell phone, cell phone, cell phones.
cell phone, cell phone, cell phone, cell phones.
cell phone, cell phone, cell phone, cell phones.
cell phone, cell phone, cell phone, cell phones.
With the lights out, its on vibrate
Here we are now
Photograph us
I feel stupid without my Sidekick
Here we are now
Photograph us
A Samsung!
And an iPhone!
A Razor!
My Nokia!
Yea!
This next one is for Doc, Dirkstar and all you Frank Zappa fans out there:
I'm gonna text it, text it, text it, text up your cell phone.
*fist typing*
I'm gonna text it, text it, text it, text up your cell phone.
*wrist flick. photo attachment*
Don't fool yourself girl, it's going right to your cell phone.
Don't fool yourself girl, it's going right to your cell phone.
yi, yi, yi, yi, yi.
I knew you'd be surprised!
You guys all had me and Apple Hubby LOAO tonight. We can't even begin to compete.
The Beatles - Do you want to know a secret...
Listen. Do you want to hear my Rumor.
Do you know that it's a Cell?
Ringtone. I want it to be Veggies.
As in the Veggie Taaaa-ales.
You can call me too.
Seven.
You can call me after 7.
When it doesn't cost me.
Minutes.
White Stripes Doorbell
I been thinkin' bout my cell phone
When you gonna call it
When you gonna call it
I been thinkin 'bout my cell phone
When you gonna Call it?
Violent Femmes Blister in the Sun
Let me run on like a cell phone that's on roam
Let me run on Verizon you know your the one.
Short and sweet tonight. Thinking cap is on the blink.
Did you have to do that to Hey Jude?
I Wanna ring your Phone,
Simply ring your phone
I Wanna Make it vibrate
at the worst time possible
I wanna ring your phone!
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