Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 8/19/2008

Welcome back to Tuesday Word Game!

After a few weeks off we make a return to the wackiness that is our little Tuesday game where we take odd news stories and attempt to make them even more odd.

This weeks article comes to us from Australia where it seems there is a baby whale who has mistaken a yacht as it's mother. Give the article a read and hopefully the whale does find it's real mother. It's kind of a sad story so I hope we can bring some humor to it. While a whale and a yacht is certainly an odd couple I am sure that we can come up with some more good examples of confused parentage. Complete the news article with a funny or odd example of an animal confusing something for it's mommy. The funniest pair wins a Peach award:

SYDNEY, Australia A lost humpback whale calf that bonded with a yacht it seems to think is its mother will likely die within days if it doesn't find another mother to adopt it, a wildlife official said Tuesday.
The 1- to 2-month-old calf was first sighted Sunday in waters off north Sydney, and on Monday tried to suckle from a yacht, which it would not leave.

Officials say they have also seen __________ think it's mommy is ___________ .

Answer as often as you like in the form of a comment and the best answer wins a Peach tomorrow. Enjoy.

-Doc

47 comments:

Doc said...

Officials say they have also seen a leech think it's mommy is Heather Mills.

Sunshine said...

Officials say they have also seen John McCain think it's mommy is George W Bush. (Sorry, it was the obvious joke)

As American as Apple Pie said...

Officials say they have also seen the Yo Gabba Gabba cast think their mommies are the Teletubbies cast.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Officials say they have also seen the Mini Cooper think its's mommy is the Mini Van.

Doc said...

Officials say they have also seen the Mini Cooper think its's mommy is Winny Cooper.... LOL!

As American as Apple Pie said...

Officials say they have also seen a young sapling think it's mommy is Heather Mills leg.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Officials say they have also seen a penguin think it's mommy is a police car.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Officials say they have also seen a puppy think it's mommy is Hillary Clinton (cause she's such a bitch)

Knight said...
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Knight said...

Was that bad? I'm just trying to bring everyone together but nobody is here.

Knight said...

Yeah, I'm going to delete it.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Knight--what did you say? I missed it.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was a good one, Knight!

As American as Apple Pie said...

Officials say they've also seen "Us people" think Heather Mills mommy is a dead horse (cause this has been beat to death)

Doc said...

I missed it to Knight.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Officials say they've also seen an apple tart think it's mommy is Apple Pie.

Doc said...

Officials say they have also seen Nancy grace think it's mommy is a hot air balloon.

Doc said...

Hey TMC... John Mayer is here in concert at the pavilion tonight. I hear he has a song to dedicate to you.

Ken said...

Officials say they have also seen many worms think their mommy was Tila Tequila.

Anonymous said...

Ooooo...John Mayer?!? Mt. Kitty, let's go..!!!!

Karen said...

Officials say they have also seen a mountain lion cub think it's mommy is "The Mountain Cat".

Karen said...

I missed Knights comment. :(

Anonymous said...

Knight, where'd u go?

Am I the only one that saw her comment??

Dana said...

Officials say they have also seen Budweiser think it's mommy is Miller, and running away every time Stella Artois calls its name!

Yes, I'm still mourning the loss of another U.S. corporation *sobs*

Anonymous said...

Officials say they have also seen a donkey think its mommy is George W. Bush.

Unknown said...

Officials say they also have seen Bubbles think its mommy is Michael Jackson!

Unknown said...

Leap'o - that is priceless!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Sis Chris!

Officials say they have also seen a mountain goat think its mommy is Santa Claus.

Knight said...

I'm back. I felt bad about the comment since neither of them were in here. I think LeapOFaith was the only one that caught it.

Anonymous said...

I think so, Knight...and I enjoyed it! ; )

Ken said...

Officials say they have also seen flying fish think their mommy Phelps is hiding in the kelp.

Anonymous said...

Officials say they have also seen a slender loris (check out link below for photo) think its mommy is our favorite "Runaway Bride" Ms. Jennifer Wilbanks!

http://lemur.duke.edu/animals/slenderloris/

(I saw a photo of this animal and immediately thought of Doc's previous post...LOL!)

Anonymous said...

Officials say they have also seen a raccoon think its mommy is Robin, Batman's sidekick.

Doc said...

ROTFL @ Leap O Faith!

Doc said...

So Knight are you going to share?

Schmoop said...

Officials say they have also seen a bottle of Stoli think it's mommy is Lindsay Lohan. Cheers!!

Karen said...

Officials say they have also seen Michael Phelps think it's mommy is Dumbo.

Anonymous said...

TMC, where are ya??

Pssttt...here, kitty, kitty, kitty...

The Mountain Cat said...

I am too busy at work today. Love you all.....

Anonymous said...

Mt. Cat claims he's 'too busy to blog today'. :-P

Ken said...

Officials say they have also witnessed the rarely seen, or heard, busy Mountain Cat hideing from it's mommy blog on a Tuesday Word Game afternoon.

Anonymous said...

I think he ran off cuz John Mayer's 'Say' is blasting out of my radio at my desk right now...LOLOL!!

Lu' said...

Officials say they have also seen this same baby whalethink it's mommy is Lu asleep on the beach. Damned if that little bugger didn't try and beach its selfHA!. With my lack of tan, it had better have been a baby Great White ha ha ha .

Anonymous said...

Officials say they have also seen a pig think its mommy is Quagmeyer from Family Guy.

This one's for you, Mt. Cat! ; )

Lu' said...

Officials say they have also seen a BLOW FISH think it's mommy is MONICA LEWINSKY.

Anonymous said...

Lu - I heard officials say they've also seen a woodpecker think its mommy was Monica...the twins have been referred to as BLOW PECKERS!! LMAO!!!

The Mountain Cat said...

I cannot think of anything funny to say. I will live to fight tomorrow.... :(