Friday, August 1, 2008
Top Ten Things Doc is NOT Doing on His Vacation This Week
10. Braiding Manny Ramirez’s dreadlocks at Dodger Stadium.
9. Freebasing Goody’s Headache Powder.
8. Watching Yo Gabba Gabba in bed with Tila Tequila, Jennifer Wilbanks, Heather Mills and Flo from the Progressive Insurance TV Ads.
7. Training with Joey Chestnut for the 2009 Hot Dog Eating Contest.
6. Eating a peach.
5. Cleaning Amy Winehouse’s hospital bed sores.
4. Kissing bricks at The Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
3. Partying with the mud chicks from Rocklohoma.
1. Playing Margaritaville on the Rock Band SharKart.
Have a good vacation Doc and Family Doc.
- The Mountain Cat