Monday, July 7, 2008
Heather Mills is divorcing former Monkee Sir Guy Ritchie because he had an affair with Alex Rodriguez and they studied Kaballagabbagabba? Is that right? Madonna’s has syphilis and said no no no to rehab? Lenny Kravitz did a sex tape with Verne Troyer? Then why did Dane Cook cheat on his supermodel wife Wilford Brimley at the Hampton Inn? That’s just plain weird. Channing Tatum did crack cocaine with Shaquille O’Neal? But I can’t understand why Elliot Spitzer is dating Paul Hogan’s 19 year old daughter? Then why did Jamie Lynn Spears take a half nude photo in Vanity Fair with her dad? And Lindsay Lohan is back with Tommy Lee? Mark Anthony is the father of Angelina Jolie’s twins? And it does sadden me to see Paula Ahmadinejad lose it on American Idol. HMMM? I can’t keep up. Please correct me where I am wrong.
- The Mountain Cat