Monday, July 7, 2008

I'm confused?


Heather Mills is divorcing former Monkee Sir Guy Ritchie because he had an affair with Alex Rodriguez and they studied Kaballagabbagabba? Is that right? Madonna’s has syphilis and said no no no to rehab? Lenny Kravitz did a sex tape with Verne Troyer? Then why did Dane Cook cheat on his supermodel wife Wilford Brimley at the Hampton Inn? That’s just plain weird. Channing Tatum did crack cocaine with Shaquille O’Neal? But I can’t understand why Elliot Spitzer is dating Paul Hogan’s 19 year old daughter? Then why did Jamie Lynn Spears take a half nude photo in Vanity Fair with her dad? And Lindsay Lohan is back with Tommy Lee? Mark Anthony is the father of Angelina Jolie’s twins? And it does sadden me to see Paula Ahmadinejad lose it on American Idol. HMMM? I can’t keep up. Please correct me where I am wrong.

- The Mountain Cat

17 comments:

Sunshine said...

Wow, you've got it all figured out. You're a celebrity whore, aren't you? Admit it...

The Mountain Cat said...

Sunshine, Yes and that is Mr. Celebrity Whore thank you very much!

Knight said...

Sounds right to me. I'm glad you are here to keep me updated on these things.

Doc said...

Mt. Cat = Perish Hilton

Leighann said...

Maybe it's all the Rum residue clouding my brain, but that made perfect sense to me!

Bina said...

Ha! Yea, I heard all about Verne and his "plus size" porn partner. Pretty amazing stuff.

I'm glad you caught me up on all the gosip!

Jay said...

The only thing you left out was that Megan Fox left her fiance for me. Other than that you got it all correct. I think.

Dianne said...

Thank you for summarizing for me all that happened this weekend.

leapofaith said...

Great job, Mt. Kitty! Whether it's accurate or not, it all comes out of the wash the same in the end! LOL!!

WNG said...

Seriously, Jay, who HASN'T left their fiance for you???

It all seemed right to me, Mt Cat!

The Mountain Cat said...

LeapO'Faith, ha! That's hilarious. Yes, does it really matter who the players are? These story just seem to recycle themselves and get more ridiculous as time moves on.

Jay, Yes Megan Fox will tranform herself and become Cynical Batardess.

Knight said...

I just read somewhere that TomKat had another baby and named it Wednesday. Like the Adams Family kid I guess? Or was it kidman...

Ne said...

I am so confused also! Thanks a lot MT.Cat! and I am missing you doc, m blog cries out for some of your humor!

Ne

Sitting in Silence said...

Move over Perez Hilton...theres a new kid on the block....LOL

Serious...Madonna and syphilis...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Lu' said...

The only correction I see is that Agelina's baby daddy is actually Madonna.

Karen said...

That is freaking awesome. You actually sound like my trying to discuss pop culture.

Micky-T said...

This post scares me the most of all the posts you've signed with your name.