Top Ten Rejected Beer Names:
10. Buttwidener
9. Fois Gras Lager
8. Dos Enema
7. Ansel Adams' Black & White Stout
6. Intravenous Bock
5. O'Sama's Hard Irish Cider
4. Cirrhosis Ice Lite
3. I Did What With My Sister? Ale
2. Militia Genuine Draft
1. The iBeer
9. Fois Gras Lager
8. Dos Enema
7. Ansel Adams' Black & White Stout
6. Intravenous Bock
5. O'Sama's Hard Irish Cider
4. Cirrhosis Ice Lite
3. I Did What With My Sister? Ale
2. Militia Genuine Draft
1. The iBeer
*Hiccup* Any more?
- The Drunken Cat
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Deadbeat Dad Ale
Pope-st Blue Ribbon (Red shoe version)
Scott Peterson's Winter Lager
Hey Vin, call me.... there's a song playing I know you'll want to hear!
>:)
Samuel's Adams Apple Pucker
damn, I don't drink beer.... I can only think of liquours
Drano Pilsner
Dipshit Light
Atilla the Ale
Bock a Doodle Doo
LICMYORB
KILLER LITE
BROWN BAGGER LAGER
BUTTWIPER
Leighann,
John Mayer's Say What You Need to Say Non-Alcoholic Ale.
Ansel Adams' Black & White Stout
Doc, I'm sure you can see my wheels turning on this one right?:
Samuel Adams. Black & Tan Stout. Hmmm? Ok. Adams? Adams? Ansel Adams! Black & WHITE photography! Eureka!
Ansel Adams' Black & White Stout. YES!
Just add Non-Alcoholic to any of them and it's a failure.
I got your Ansel Adams Vin, ... quite clever!
"Check out the big brain on Vin !"
Whiney Heiny
Purple Stripe
Dos Sexys
Carlsbut
Hanginher
Pooperoni
Buddy Lite
Budweiner
Jersey Juice
Shats Larger
Pissal Stout
Vin, I don't know why you have to be such a John Mayer hater. All he wants you to do is say what you need to say.
Is that so wrong?
Leighann, Say What You Need to Say used to be my song with LeapO'Faith until she broke my heart *sniff*.
Yellow Stream Pilsner
Face Down in the Gutter Stout
Guinness DUI Dark
Ass Seepage Brown
Summer Sweat
Oozing Puss Pilsner
Leighannagain Larger
Mountain Cat Hops
Dochelob
Mic-ear-lobe
Asparagus Ale
Petroleum Pilsner
Bud's Happy Hangover
- You Go Ahead and Keep on Drinking That Lager
- Yo Gabba Lagga
- Dingleberry Blonde Ale
- Micky-Teatoddler Hard Ice Tea
- Lobster Fermented Guiness Stout
- Jihad Juice
- Cynical Bastard Viking Blood.
GHB laced Lager
Miller High Karate
Pooper Scooper Pilsner
Panty Remover Stout
Doc Bock
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago,
you would have $49.00 left today from your original investment.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund
you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink
heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Ya'll need me to remind you to tell you the story of what happened the first time Mt. Cat had Miller Genuine draft... HAHAHA!
In 1990 I drank 4 beers really fast on an empty stomach and threw up in Doc's kitchen yada yada yada ha ha real funny sure I'm embaressed whatever the jokes on me etc etc etc move on
Awww come on.... The real story is that he was dumb enough to tell my sister what happened and she ratted me out AFTER I AHAD ALREADY GONE OFF TO COLLEGE so I was grounded when I came home for fall break.
Doc, Remember the time you burnt your parents house down! Man that was funny. Wow good times, good times.
1. Pap Smear Red Ribbon
2. Bitter Old Man Bitters
3. Short & Stout (but with a Nice Personality)
4. Porter? I Hardly Knew 'er
5. White Guy Hops (it passes)
6. Lambic Pentameter
7. Natural Blonde My Ass/
Natural Blonde with Roots
8. We No Longer Export Ale (once brewed in the United States now outsourced)
9. Steam Cleaned
10 Milwaukee's Participation Ribbon/Milwaukee's Third Best
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