Friday, July 11, 2008

Friday's Top Ten List

Top Ten Rejected Beer Names:

10. Buttwidener
9. Fois Gras Lager
8. Dos Enema
7. Ansel Adams' Black & White Stout
6. Intravenous Bock
5. O'Sama's Hard Irish Cider
4. Cirrhosis Ice Lite
3. I Did What With My Sister? Ale
2. Militia Genuine Draft
1. The iBeer

*Hiccup* Any more?

- The Drunken Cat


Doc said...

Deadbeat Dad Ale

Pope-st Blue Ribbon (Red shoe version)

Scott Peterson's Winter Lager

Leighann said...

Hey Vin, call me.... there's a song playing I know you'll want to hear!


Leighann said...

Samuel's Adams Apple Pucker

Leighann said...

damn, I don't drink beer.... I can only think of liquours

Doc said...

Drano Pilsner

Dipshit Light

Atilla the Ale

Bock a Doodle Doo

Lu' said...


The Mountain Cat said...


John Mayer's Say What You Need to Say Non-Alcoholic Ale.

The Mountain Cat said...

Ansel Adams' Black & White Stout

Doc, I'm sure you can see my wheels turning on this one right?:

Samuel Adams. Black & Tan Stout. Hmmm? Ok. Adams? Adams? Ansel Adams! Black & WHITE photography! Eureka!
Ansel Adams' Black & White Stout. YES!

Knight said...

Just add Non-Alcoholic to any of them and it's a failure.

Doc said...

I got your Ansel Adams Vin, ... quite clever!

"Check out the big brain on Vin !"

Micky-T said...

Whiney Heiny

Purple Stripe

Dos Sexys

Micky-T said...




Micky-T said...

Buddy Lite


Jersey Juice

Micky-T said...

Shats Larger

Pissal Stout

Leighann said...

Vin, I don't know why you have to be such a John Mayer hater. All he wants you to do is say what you need to say.

Is that so wrong?

WNG said...

I'm going to a local beer tasting tonight...I'll look for these :-)

The Mountain Cat said...

Leighann, Say What You Need to Say used to be my song with LeapO'Faith until she broke my heart *sniff*.

Jay said...

Yellow Stream Pilsner

Face Down in the Gutter Stout

Guinness DUI Dark

Ass Seepage Brown

Summer Sweat

Oozing Puss Pilsner

Micky-T said...

Leighannagain Larger

Mountain Cat Hops


Doc said...


Karen said...

Asparagus Ale

Petroleum Pilsner

Bud's Happy Hangover

The Mountain Cat said...

- You Go Ahead and Keep on Drinking That Lager

- Yo Gabba Lagga

- Dingleberry Blonde Ale

- Micky-Teatoddler Hard Ice Tea

- Lobster Fermented Guiness Stout

- Jihad Juice

- Cynical Bastard Viking Blood.

Doc said...

GHB laced Lager

Miller High Karate

Pooper Scooper Pilsner

Panty Remover Stout

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc Bock

The Mountain Cat said...

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago,
you would have $49.00 left today from your original investment.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund
you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink
heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

Doc said...

Ya'll need me to remind you to tell you the story of what happened the first time Mt. Cat had Miller Genuine draft... HAHAHA!

The Mountain Cat said...

In 1990 I drank 4 beers really fast on an empty stomach and threw up in Doc's kitchen yada yada yada ha ha real funny sure I'm embaressed whatever the jokes on me etc etc etc move on

Doc said...

Awww come on.... The real story is that he was dumb enough to tell my sister what happened and she ratted me out AFTER I AHAD ALREADY GONE OFF TO COLLEGE so I was grounded when I came home for fall break.

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, Remember the time you burnt your parents house down! Man that was funny. Wow good times, good times.

The Shark Guys said...

1. Pap Smear Red Ribbon

2. Bitter Old Man Bitters

3. Short & Stout (but with a Nice Personality)

4. Porter? I Hardly Knew 'er

5. White Guy Hops (it passes)

6. Lambic Pentameter

7. Natural Blonde My Ass/
Natural Blonde with Roots

8. We No Longer Export Ale (once brewed in the United States now outsourced)

9. Steam Cleaned

10 Milwaukee's Participation Ribbon/Milwaukee's Third Best