Top Ten Things The Mountain Cat did do on his vacation:
10. Re-read Tolstoy's War & Peace.
9. Went ballooning with Steve Fossett, Jr.
5. Nursed Amy Winehouse back to health.
4. Siphoned gas.
3. Trained for the Iditarod with MorganDog.
2. Checked for fake IDs with Gandalf at a gay bar called The Flame of Anor. 'You shall not pass! '
And the #1 thing The Mountain Cat did do on his vacation is...
1. Returned to his mothership.
Did I do anything else??? Hmmmm???
- The Mountain Cat
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58 comments:
Hey.. look at you with MorganDog !!!
(btw- I haven't told you this but Josette is missing. I haven't seen her since like last Friday. I fear the worst)
Vin, you have so many issues, I don't know where to begin...but you ARE funny!!!
Doc, is Josette your kitty? Maybe Mt. Cat kidnapped him/her and returned to the mothership?? ...and he will refuse to return him/her, just like the darn cassette tapes!!! LOLOL!!
Doc - Oh damn, I know Josette and I have had our differences but I still loved her! :(
LeapO' Faith - Yes, I kow.
Josette tried to get away from the Gripe Water.
Alas, I wish that were the case Leap O' - I fear that she is gone or worse.
What is your issue with Gripe Water??
Patrick LOVED that stuff and it helped ease his tummy!
Oooohhhh...poor Josette! I will hope for the best, Doc!!
BTW - For any of you who might wonder about that pic of Mt. Cat with our dog Morgan it was taken from the exact spot that Patrick did his jailbreak - Oh if we had only known back then what we were in for... LOL!
I picture Patrick as Stewie Griffin:
'What is this vile gripe water you force me to ingest?? You are a souless trollup! I should spit it back in your face for such haberdashery!'
Thank you Leap O'- I was going to post about that tomorrow in "Random Thoughts"
That's funny...I really actually wondered if that was the room that Patrick broke out of when I looked at the picture more closely!
...and Vin, you need to give back the Family Guy DVD's - you're obsessed!!! LOL!!
Oh, look...it's my peach to the right!! = ) = )
If Vinny were to take a picture from where he was sitting in there it would be my blogger ID picture with the Indian shirt on here... Patrick's Mommy took this picture of me from sitting in that same chair!!
LeapO'Faith - 'NEVER you mortgage mischeifent! I will smack you silly with an offering plan worse than Rodney King did by a bunch of rouge cops high on Red Bull and Angel Dust!'
Sorry Vin but you did a real shitty job nursing Winohouse back to health. It did make me laugh pretty hard though.
WOW...that's harsh!!! (...and a bit demented!)
And FYI Vin it's not "doorbell ditch" it's either "ding dong ditch" or the southern version "Ring and Run"
:D
Sorry Vin but you did a real shitty job nursing Winohouse back to health. It did make me laugh pretty hard though.
For real... Is there a skankier chick on the planet today? 24 years old and in pre-emphysemia due to crack smoking... She is my death pool horse and I riding it all the way to the finish line.... I have a feeling she will be going back to black soon.
I say, No.....No..... No
Knight, Amy is still sore that I broke up with her and started dating Reese Witherspoon.
Sorry Doc, Growing up in Brooklyn we called it 'Doorbell Ditch'. And I thought the Southern version was called 'Cow Tipping'?
Leapofaith, I don't think I enjoy sitting next to you anymore.
Leighann, ....oh wait you didn't post a comment yet....
You lie like a cheap rug, Vin! You know you LOVE me...!
(...like Sandra Bullock says in her sing songy way! I know you love the movie references...!)
"Broke it off with Reese Witherspoon."
No wonder she was so excited and happy .. er .. uh .. I mean she was sooooo upset. ;-)
I heard you spent your vacation in your workshop making a new leg to surprise Heather Mills with. The rhinestones are a great touch. You've gotten great use out of that Bedazzler dude.
So, Amy went to crack and back to black after dating you? What can we expect from Reese?
BUURRRNNNN!! LOL!
Good one, Knight...!
FYI Vinny... there are 10 times more cows in the state of New York then the state of North Carolina.
Vin, I love your listing of what you did on your vacation. Though I was pretty sure you would have been country western line dancing at some point over your vacation. No?
Doc, I send my prayers for kitty. I don't even really like cats (except Mountain Cats of course) and I will pray for kitty's safe return.
And no one "hate on me" for my dislike of cats please. They scare me a bit.
LeapO', Miss Congeniality?
Jay, I will beat Heather Mills over the head with the prostetic arm from the guy in the movie The Fugitive.
Knight, Reese is strong minded unlike Amy. She will be ok. I treat all my ex's very well.
Doc, Well we have SoHo and you have SoDa.
Karen, nope, no line dancing. But I did do the hustle at the wedding I went to. :)
Ding, ding, ding, Mt. Cat...that's the one!
...and the hustle, huh? I might've paid to see that...actually, nah! LOL!
This has got to be the weirdest post from Mountain Cat to date.... and that's saying something because homey is messed up!!
Doc, Well we have SoHo and you have SoDa
First of all it's NoDa and second I figured out what to call where I live: NoSpeed! North of the Speedway... Bwahahahaahaaa!!!!!
I am gonna start calling it that, NoSpeed
Oops did I comment that out loud? I really need to have a filter installed.
What I really meant to say was....
LOVE YA VIN!
Thank you Karen... I don't know what to think. I need to go find and post the pictures I have of her.
***Bloggers note: Just in case anyone looks it up, yes I know Steve Fossett, Sr. did not have children before his alledged disappearance. Steve Fossett, Jr. is a fictional person I made up for the sake of satire. I apologize to any real life Steve Fossett, Jr. who may have been offended by my use of his name.
Also, I didn't really date Reese Witherspoon. We were only F-Buddies.
Morgan does looks like our dog! Sounds like you had an interesting vacation!
Leighann, Is it true that NASA used your breasts as landing pads? Oh shoot, sorry I should not have said that. I meant ski slopes! Damn! Sorry again. My Tourette medicine ran out.
WNG, No I did not come out of any closet despite what Leighann seems to think of me. LOL
Vin you're just jealous that NASA got to play with my tatas before you!!
Hey fellas, I emailed you both. You have an award waiting for you at Sassy Mama Bear's place, go get it!
Honey I don't think you need to come out of the closet, I think you need to stop watching so many adult cartoons!
*giggle*
I think you need to stop watching so many adult cartoons!
DAYYYYYUM TRUE DAT !!!!
LeighannDoc,
I only watch Family Guy. But I do watch other kinds of adult material. *snicker snicker*
LIAR... you watch the Simpsons too.
The Simpsons are not adult.
Yo what's up dogg?
The man behind the iron mask, Welcome to our blog. I heard you look like Micky-T?
WNG, I am not a stalker since the restraining order. Thank you very much! LOL
The Simpsons are ridiculous. They're not allowed in my house.
Then again I can't really think of one single cartoon (child OR adult) that doesn't annoy the fuck out of me.
Vin, you've had the same pic up all day long.... are you feeling ill?
No Leighann, I am not ill. But thank you for asking.
Leighann shows up with her huge boobs and the next thing I know the cat is out of the closet. I can't keep up with you people. I need to occasionally work during the day.
LMFAO at Knight!!!!
What can I say? I rolled around in catnip today!
ROTFL - I am with G - Knight's comment was hilarious!
Knight, I am giving you a Lion Kiss Award for you total confusion. Congrats!
Definitely worthy of a 'kiss'!!
; )
WNG,
Doc will not watch Entourage JUST BECAUSE we want him to watch it. He is stubborn that way. Of course I am the same way as I won't watch his favorite show Yo Gabba Gabba (Sorry Pat).
He watched the movie Caddy Shack on tv and the went to the public pool and left a turd to see if anyone else watched the movie and would scoop the turd thinking it was a Baby Ruth.
He drank a milk shake real fast wearing his super hero cape to see if he could beat brain freeze.
Poor Reese. And she has already had it so hard lately!
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