Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Friday's Top Ten List

You mean it's not Friday? Actually since everyone will be out of their offices blowing their appendages off with fireworks on Friday and tomorrow will most likely be a half day, I will give you my top ten list today. Enjoy.

Top Ten Things The Mountain Cat did do on his vacation:

10. Re-read Tolstoy's War & Peace.

9. Went ballooning with Steve Fossett, Jr.

8. Doorbell ditch.

7. Broke it off with Reese Witherspoon.

6. Put the rap patrol on the gat patrol.


5. Nursed Amy Winehouse back to health.

4. Siphoned gas.

3. Trained for the Iditarod with MorganDog.





2. Checked for fake IDs with Gandalf at a gay bar called The Flame of Anor. 'You shall not pass! '







And the #1 thing The Mountain Cat did do on his vacation is...

1. Returned to his mothership.




Did I do anything else??? Hmmmm???

- The Mountain Cat

63 comments:

Doc said...

Hey.. look at you with MorganDog !!!

(btw- I haven't told you this but Josette is missing. I haven't seen her since like last Friday. I fear the worst)

leapofaith said...

Vin, you have so many issues, I don't know where to begin...but you ARE funny!!!

leapofaith said...

Doc, is Josette your kitty? Maybe Mt. Cat kidnapped him/her and returned to the mothership?? ...and he will refuse to return him/her, just like the darn cassette tapes!!! LOLOL!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc - Oh damn, I know Josette and I have had our differences but I still loved her! :(

LeapO' Faith - Yes, I kow.

The Mountain Cat said...

Josette tried to get away from the Gripe Water.

Doc said...

Alas, I wish that were the case Leap O' - I fear that she is gone or worse.

Doc said...

What is your issue with Gripe Water??

Patrick LOVED that stuff and it helped ease his tummy!

leapofaith said...

Oooohhhh...poor Josette! I will hope for the best, Doc!!

Doc said...

BTW - For any of you who might wonder about that pic of Mt. Cat with our dog Morgan it was taken from the exact spot that Patrick did his jailbreak - Oh if we had only known back then what we were in for... LOL!

The Mountain Cat said...

I picture Patrick as Stewie Griffin:

'What is this vile gripe water you force me to ingest?? You are a souless trollup! I should spit it back in your face for such haberdashery!'

Doc said...

Thank you Leap O'- I was going to post about that tomorrow in "Random Thoughts"

leapofaith said...

That's funny...I really actually wondered if that was the room that Patrick broke out of when I looked at the picture more closely!

...and Vin, you need to give back the Family Guy DVD's - you're obsessed!!! LOL!!

leapofaith said...

Oh, look...it's my peach to the right!! = ) = )

Doc said...

If Vinny were to take a picture from where he was sitting in there it would be my blogger ID picture with the Indian shirt on here... Patrick's Mommy took this picture of me from sitting in that same chair!!

The Mountain Cat said...

LeapO'Faith - 'NEVER you mortgage mischeifent! I will smack you silly with an offering plan worse than Rodney King did by a bunch of rouge cops high on Red Bull and Angel Dust!'

Knight said...

Sorry Vin but you did a real shitty job nursing Winohouse back to health. It did make me laugh pretty hard though.

leapofaith said...

WOW...that's harsh!!! (...and a bit demented!)

Doc said...

And FYI Vin it's not "doorbell ditch" it's either "ding dong ditch" or the southern version "Ring and Run"

:D

Doc said...

Sorry Vin but you did a real shitty job nursing Winohouse back to health. It did make me laugh pretty hard though.

For real... Is there a skankier chick on the planet today? 24 years old and in pre-emphysemia due to crack smoking... She is my death pool horse and I riding it all the way to the finish line.... I have a feeling she will be going back to black soon.

I say, No.....No..... No

The Mountain Cat said...

Knight, Amy is still sore that I broke up with her and started dating Reese Witherspoon.

Sorry Doc, Growing up in Brooklyn we called it 'Doorbell Ditch'. And I thought the Southern version was called 'Cow Tipping'?

Leapofaith, I don't think I enjoy sitting next to you anymore.

Leighann, ....oh wait you didn't post a comment yet....

leapofaith said...

You lie like a cheap rug, Vin! You know you LOVE me...!
(...like Sandra Bullock says in her sing songy way! I know you love the movie references...!)

Jay said...

"Broke it off with Reese Witherspoon."

No wonder she was so excited and happy .. er .. uh .. I mean she was sooooo upset. ;-)


I heard you spent your vacation in your workshop making a new leg to surprise Heather Mills with. The rhinestones are a great touch. You've gotten great use out of that Bedazzler dude.

Knight said...

So, Amy went to crack and back to black after dating you? What can we expect from Reese?

leapofaith said...

BUURRRNNNN!! LOL!

Good one, Knight...!

Doc said...

FYI Vinny... there are 10 times more cows in the state of New York then the state of North Carolina.

Karen said...

Vin, I love your listing of what you did on your vacation. Though I was pretty sure you would have been country western line dancing at some point over your vacation. No?

Doc, I send my prayers for kitty. I don't even really like cats (except Mountain Cats of course) and I will pray for kitty's safe return.

And no one "hate on me" for my dislike of cats please. They scare me a bit.

The Mountain Cat said...

LeapO', Miss Congeniality?

Jay, I will beat Heather Mills over the head with the prostetic arm from the guy in the movie The Fugitive.

Knight, Reese is strong minded unlike Amy. She will be ok. I treat all my ex's very well.

Doc, Well we have SoHo and you have SoDa.

The Mountain Cat said...

Karen, nope, no line dancing. But I did do the hustle at the wedding I went to. :)

leapofaith said...

Ding, ding, ding, Mt. Cat...that's the one!

...and the hustle, huh? I might've paid to see that...actually, nah! LOL!

Leighann said...

This has got to be the weirdest post from Mountain Cat to date.... and that's saying something because homey is messed up!!

Doc said...

Doc, Well we have SoHo and you have SoDa

First of all it's NoDa and second I figured out what to call where I live: NoSpeed! North of the Speedway... Bwahahahaahaaa!!!!!

I am gonna start calling it that, NoSpeed

Leighann said...

Oops did I comment that out loud? I really need to have a filter installed.

What I really meant to say was....

LOVE YA VIN!

Doc said...

Thank you Karen... I don't know what to think. I need to go find and post the pictures I have of her.

The Mountain Cat said...

***Bloggers note: Just in case anyone looks it up, yes I know Steve Fossett, Sr. did not have children before his alledged disappearance. Steve Fossett, Jr. is a fictional person I made up for the sake of satire. I apologize to any real life Steve Fossett, Jr. who may have been offended by my use of his name.

Also, I didn't really date Reese Witherspoon. We were only F-Buddies.

KaritaG said...

Morgan does looks like our dog! Sounds like you had an interesting vacation!

The Mountain Cat said...

Leighann, Is it true that NASA used your breasts as landing pads? Oh shoot, sorry I should not have said that. I meant ski slopes! Damn! Sorry again. My Tourette medicine ran out.

WNG said...

"Sorry Doc, Growing up in Brooklyn we called it 'Doorbell Ditch'. And I thought the Southern version was called 'Cow Tipping'? "

That's what we called it in the Bronx too- although if you're going to do it in an aprtment building I don't reccommend asking a six year old G to hold the elevator doors...
And HA for the cow tipping...which is actually fun in a mean way...not that I would know...

WNG said...

And you will NEVER convine me that Mt Cat didn't spend the entire vacation hiding in your closet waiting to jump out and scare the bejesus out of you. That's my story and I'm stickin to it!

The Mountain Cat said...

WNG, No I did not come out of any closet despite what Leighann seems to think of me. LOL

Leighann said...

Vin you're just jealous that NASA got to play with my tatas before you!!

Leighann said...

Hey fellas, I emailed you both. You have an award waiting for you at Sassy Mama Bear's place, go get it!

Leighann said...

Honey I don't think you need to come out of the closet, I think you need to stop watching so many adult cartoons!

*giggle*

Doc said...

I think you need to stop watching so many adult cartoons!

DAYYYYYUM TRUE DAT !!!!

The Mountain Cat said...

LeighannDoc,
I only watch Family Guy. But I do watch other kinds of adult material. *snicker snicker*

Doc said...

LIAR... you watch the Simpsons too.

The Mountain Cat said...

The Simpsons are not adult.

the man behind the iron mask said...

Yo what's up dogg?

WNG said...

I meant it in much more of a creepy stalker way than a gay way, Mt Cat.

If that helps...

The Mountain Cat said...

The man behind the iron mask, Welcome to our blog. I heard you look like Micky-T?

WNG, I am not a stalker since the restraining order. Thank you very much! LOL

Leighann said...

The Simpsons are ridiculous. They're not allowed in my house.

Then again I can't really think of one single cartoon (child OR adult) that doesn't annoy the fuck out of me.

Leighann said...

Vin, you've had the same pic up all day long.... are you feeling ill?

The Mountain Cat said...

No Leighann, I am not ill. But thank you for asking.

Knight said...

Leighann shows up with her huge boobs and the next thing I know the cat is out of the closet. I can't keep up with you people. I need to occasionally work during the day.

leapofaith said...

LMFAO at Knight!!!!

Leighann said...

What can I say? I rolled around in catnip today!

WNG said...

You guys need to make up some special award for Knight because that was PRICELESS!!!

Mt Cat - have you been taking time off from changing your own picture to try and get Doc to change his Turtle pic?

Doc said...

ROTFL - I am with G - Knight's comment was hilarious!

The Mountain Cat said...

Knight, I am giving you a Lion Kiss Award for you total confusion. Congrats!

leapofaith said...

Definitely worthy of a 'kiss'!!

; )

WNG said...

YEA!!! I HAZ PWR!!!

Now...if we could just work on Turtle...

The Mountain Cat said...

WNG,

Doc will not watch Entourage JUST BECAUSE we want him to watch it. He is stubborn that way. Of course I am the same way as I won't watch his favorite show Yo Gabba Gabba (Sorry Pat).

Lu' said...

He watched the movie Caddy Shack on tv and the went to the public pool and left a turd to see if anyone else watched the movie and would scoop the turd thinking it was a Baby Ruth.

He drank a milk shake real fast wearing his super hero cape to see if he could beat brain freeze.

Bina said...

Poor Reese. And she has already had it so hard lately!