Friday, June 27, 2008

Friday Top 10 List 6/27/2008

This weeks list was inspired by my buddy the Mt. Cat being on vacation. He is probably driving around in that rental car now jamming to his ridiculous 25 million song I-Pod of his and playing air drums on the steering wheel. Well in that vain I now proudly present this weeks Top 10 list:



The Top 10 Things That Mt. Cat Will NOT Be Doing While On Vacation



10. Converting to Scientology

9. Singing karaoke to John Mayer's 'Say'

8. Drinking Bud Ice beer

7. Attending a PETA meeting about endangered mountain lions

6. Returning my cassette tapes

5. Be-Bopping and Scatting

4. Rewatching "Brown Bunny"

3. "Pushing the Envelope"

2. Attending an Eric Lindros fan club meeting

And the Number one thing Mt. Cat is not doing on his vacation this week is...........

1. Pitching for the NY Yankees during their double header against the Mets today (has anyone even heard of either of the Yanks' starters before today?)


If you have any you want to add please feel free to comment.


-Doc

28 comments:

Micky-T said...

Taking a hike on the Pacific Crest Trail.

America Cup Race training.

Looking cool in a "white" mustang.

DocMtCat said...

Looking cool in a "white" mustang.

...while wearing a hockey jersey!

WNG said...

Appearing as one of the Pips with Gladys Knight at the concert tonight.

Working as a bartender at the Waterside and flirting with me for better tips to pay for vacation gas.

Hiding in Doc's closet waiting to jump out and scare him when he gets home today...or IS he???

DocMtCat said...

G - Are you saying that Mt. Cat is in the closet?

Leighann said...

6. Returning my cassette tapes

LMFAO!!

Leighann said...

He will not be....

having sex with Leighann.

or Dana.

or Knight.

or any other living, breathing female.

Sunshine said...

My hubby hates that John Mayer song so much he becomes borderline violent when it comes on the radio.

WNG said...

No, that's not what I was saying. Stop trying to get me in trouble with Mt Cat!
He's on the road - you never know where he could strike!

DocMtCat said...

Leighann... I knew you would like that. :p

My hubby hates that John Mayer song so much he becomes borderline violent when it comes on the radio.

So does Mt. Cat!!!

G.... so he is like a NINJA ???

Micky-T said...

He's on the road - you never know where he could strike!

This is what concerns me too!

Doc said...

I would call him a Vi-Ninja... but that doesn't sound quite right. :o

WNG said...

HELLO people - he's a MOUNTAIN CAT - they stalk silly hikers, jump on the from the woods, rip them to shreds and then laugh kitty laughs as they drag your remains back into the brush for their mt cat families to feed on.
You talk whatever smack you want to about him, I'M keeping my mouth shut and my skin intact.

Jay said...

He will not be playing putt-putt using Heather Mills' leg as the putter.

He will not be going down to the stables at Central Park to watch them feed and exercise Sarah Jessica Parker.



/I'm in a mean mood this morning.

Knight said...

Leighann, that's hilarious!

Returning your cassette tapes is the only one on the list we really know for SURE.

Jay said...

He will not be showing up for his usual Saturday night gig of being the construction worker in his Village People cover band.

Doc said...

ROTFLMAO @ G - You crack me up!!

Jay... I am not sure. He has an odd fascination with Heather Mills and that Sarah Jessica comment was funny and true!

Knight... You are correct. I am 99% sure on the rest of them but 100% sure on the cassette tapes.

leapofaith said...

Well, I can assure you that he also will NOT be singing or listening to anything about John Mayer and what he has to 'say'...! (You know I've heard the song 5x a day since Mt. Cat has been on vacation...)

Karen said...

He will not be pitching the human feed bag to any major fashion designers.

The cassette tapes was the best, Doc. LOL!

WNG said...

Don't let your guard down, Doc. He coudl be hiding anywhere...

Christine said...

He will not be visiting me in the Hamtpons! Sorry Vince, I'm not around.

Hi everyone. Hope your're all well.

Leighann said...

I don't know what anyone is worried about, he won't be attacking anyone. I'm sure the first day of his vacation, he covered himself with bacon grease, slipped and fell, hit his head and has been out cold since.

WNG said...

...I always feel like somebody's watching me...

Doc said...

...I always feel like somebody's watching me...

Rockwell w/ Michael singing back up (he has his daddy to thank for that)

Charles said...

Who is this Mountain Cat you speak of? Great list Doc. You the man. Well back to the pool. See ya...

Charles said...

Oops. I am signed in as my dad. Now I am off to the pool.

PS. Leighann I am not speaking to you for the rest of the day.

- TMC

Lu' said...

Leighann ha ha ha , ooh mena, ha ha ha

And the Number one thing Mt. Cat is not doing on his vacation this week is...........

Wearing black socks with sandles and bramuda shorts.

Waiting in the wings to party with Obama after one of his speaches.

Taking any pictures of his self while he dresses in drag.

Doing the pub crawl with a woman and her double DDs.

Wishing he were blogging at the office.

Hopper said...

so it's been a while doc... I know... but I've had no symptoms lately... however... I do have a joke for you:

It's Halloween. A kid walks up to a house dressed up like a pirate and knocks on the door. An old lady answers. "Trick or treat!" he says. "Oh my, your a pirate," she says, "How sweet you look. Where are your buccaneers?" The kid looks at her all confused like and after a moment replies, "They're under my buckin' hat!"

anyways... do drop by my site and put your two cents in on the Q I have for you all!!!

OR ELSE!!!

Bina said...

I love Leighann's!!!! Ha Ha!

And man, no one mentioned "not having sex with Heather Mills leg".

I'm sorta dissapointed. But HATE that I missed this one!