Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 5/6

It's Tuesday again folks and that can only mean one thing. WORD GAME!!! This week we have a somewhat strange situation where a man from Illinois decided to design his own coffin. What is so odd about that? It's not everyday that you see someone laid to their eternal rest in a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Yep, this guy is going to be buried in a beer can. After reading that I knew this would be perfect for Tuesday Word game. Finish off the news article with an odd or funny casket that someone may choose...

SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. - Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it. "I actually fit, because I got in here," said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.
The 67-year-old Glenwood village administrator doesn't plan on needing it anytime soon, though.
He threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin — designed in Pabst's colors of red, white and blue — with ice and his favorite brew.
Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home.

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include _______________ .

Answer as often as you wish and best answer wins the peach tomorrow morning!

-Doc

92 comments:

The Mountain Cat said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include Keith Richard's formaldehyde jar.

Doc said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a mini Graceland with replica "jungle room" for a big Elvis fan.

Doc said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a shrine dedicated to FSU, the Carolina Panthers and Jeff Gordon.


(I had to say it before someone else did)

Micky-T said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include an oversized replica of a penis. They have it listed as "The Bobbit Basket"

Leighann said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include Steven Tyler's tongue, made especially for Leighann.

Leighann said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include Doc's Peach. Everyone will have one eventually!

The Mountain Cat said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include Eight Belles' glue bottle.
(Too soon?)

Leighann said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include Heather Mills' artificial leg, although not a big seller.

Leighann said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Orange guy from Yo Gabba Gabba. Now you're a party in his tummy!

The Mountain Cat said...

Wow Leighann, It took eight comments for us to bring up Heather Mills! We are slipping. LOL

The Mountain Cat said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include that Go Phone Commerical for Meatloaf's dead career.

'Let me sleep on it. Baby baby let me sleep on it.'

Leighann said...

Someone had to bring up Heather Mills, it might as well be me!

Doc said...

LOL... The two things guaranteed to come up on Tuesday. Heather Mills leg and Yo Gabba Gabba !!

BTW - Vin you ain't raight about the poor horse.

The Mountain Cat said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a coffin for The Mountain Cat that plays John Mayer's song 'Say What You Need to Say' over and over and over and over and over and over and over and.....

LeapO'Faith turn you fucking radio off right now!!!!!

Doc said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the "tank" which certified the end of Michael Dukakis' political career.

Leighann said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a bridge, so that Mt Cat can get over it!

Say what you need to say!
Say what you need to say!
Say what you need to say!
Say what you need to say!

The Mountain Cat said...

Dukakis is pronouced 'Duck Carcass'.

Leighann said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a Viagra pill, so that men can stay in the game even after death.

WNG said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include
- Donald Trump's hair
- Miley Cyrus' self esteem
- the 'love' everyone is looking for on The Bacehlor

Leighann said...

I thought it was 'Do Cock Kiss'

Oops, forgot about the damn PG-13 thing again, sorry Doc.

Leighann said...

-Donald Trump's Hair

that's just wrong LOL

The Mountain Cat said...

Leighann, I assume you haven't heard the song yet?

Doc, Yes I know I should have left the horse alone since she died only recently. I will pick on JFK instead:

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a coffin shaped like Camelot for John F. Kennedy, Sr..

Better?

Leighann said...

Actually the song is playing right now! Everyday at nap time I turn on a music channel. I just don't let it bother me.

:p

Call me, we'll listen to it together!

Doc said...

WHOOP WHOOP !!

I just got my lunch meeting for May 20th moved up to this Thursday... I am now WIDE OPEN for Peachfest !!!

Doc said...

Hey Vin, I posted about that John Mayer song for you yesterday on Miss Merry Sunshine's blog... but I bet you didn't see it. Hee Hee


I am liking the Donald Trump's hair thing myself. That one is for sure in the running.

Anndi said...

Someone had to bring up Heather Mills, it might as well be me!

Considering Heather can't bring anyone else "up"...

Doc said...

Considering Heather can't bring anyone else "up"...

Because she is soooooo poor and neglected.

Anndi said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a polymerized pair of Jarrod's jeans...

leapofaith said...

Dirty mouth, TMC!! Need to get you some Orbit gum...LOL!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include...damn I can't think of one.

Doc, remember from college?: Hey Doc, Happy birthday.

Doc said...

It's not my birthday...

Leighann said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a Mountain Dew bottle.

If I can't drink it, I might as well be buried in it!

Doc said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include sharks with frikkin' laser beams on their heads.

Robin said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a grand piano complete with chandeler for those Liberace fans.

(Sorry, I am a bit nervous, it's my first time trying for a peach.)

Doc said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include that little sombrero on The Mountain Cat's head to guarantee he'll have no future sex life! Just joking buddy

Robin said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include one that looks like a bottle of Wild Turkey. "Ah screw that", the man said, "if you give me enough Wild Turkey, my body will be preserved enough that you can just drop me in the hole without a casket."

(Too tasteless??)

Doc said...

Welcome Robin! don't be a stranger!

LOL @ Liberace fans...

Anndi said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include

a replica of a cement pillar from the new Yankee stadium complete with Red Sox jersey.

Anndi said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include

a voting booth. The damn primaries are taking long enough, by the time they're over I'll be dead.

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc shut up!

Sorry I got called away from my desk...

Doc said...

(Too tasteless??)

Heck no... Vinny picking on the poor dead horse from the KY derby..now THAT was too tasteless. I like yours.

Bina said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include one shaped as a pressure washer so Robina will feel right at home!

Bina said...

Other creative caskets by this funeral home include a Survivor Immunity Idol for Jeff Probst and can be burried on Excel Island if wanted.

The Mountain Cat said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include my office cubical. *THUD*

Doc said...

Sorry I got called away from my desk...

By who.... John Mayer?

Bina said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a giant Vagina for Rosie O'Donnell

The Mountain Cat said...

Giggity giggity goo!!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Giggity giggity goo!!!

Leighann said...

Sorry I got called away from my desk...

By who.... John Mayer?


LMAO!!

Leighann said...

a giant Vagina for Rosie

That bitch!

Doc said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include one shaped like Mr. Met.

Leighann said...

Okay, someone tell me what the f*ck "giggity giggity goo" is supposed to mean?

Mt Cat's mating call?

The Mountain Cat said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a keg thrown by Absolutgator.

Jay said...

"Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a strip club theme complete with velvet ropes along the side, a brass pole in the lid and flashing stobe lights that are coordinated with the pulsating music."

Doc said...

How about an analogy like the ones on the SAT.

"giggity giggity goo" is to Doc as
Say what you need to say is to Mt. Cat.

Leighann said...

Doc, I was thinking more along the lines of a finger in the ass with no lube, but I know how you like to keep it clean around here.

xoxo

Leighann said...

I want in Jay's casket just for the atmosphere!

Doc said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the McCasket where McRib is always available and you have the choice to Supersize!

Christine said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include:

The American Idol Sanjaya model.

The Keanu Reeves Ex Presidents edition.

Leighann said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a bottle of non-specific booze so Paul Abdul always feels at home.

Leighann said...

Christine, does the Sanjaya model include the "fauxhawk"? Cuz strategically placed, that could be fun!

Oh wait, we're still talking about caskets right?

pat said...

Other caskets from this funeral home include sleek new double wides for the blue collar upper class of cients

other caskets from this funeral home include The Rocky series of Movies so they can finally find their place in this world

Ivan Drago said...

I must break you!

pat said...

other caskets from this funeral home include,the Marly Matlin edition..(completely soundproof)

Bina said...

What leighann said! Finger, ass, lube! Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!

Doc said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Monty Python model coffin which can shock relatives at the viewing when "I'm not dead yet" can be heard coming from under the closed lid.

Knight said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the douchebag model for your dearly missed husband.

pat said...

Other caskets made from this Funeral Home are the Cher the Final Your Edition..

pat said...

Cher the Final Tour Edition

Micky-T said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include;

The Paris Hilton: For a very loose and sloppy fit.

The Al Pacino: For tough guys who finish last.

The Heather Mills: For bitches who want more than they deserve.

The Mountain Cat: Go out on the prowl.

Karen said...

I can't think of anything creative at all today. I am totally brain dead.

Doc said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the green casket - guaranteed not to emit any greenhouse gasses... Al Gore has one on pre-order.

Micky-T said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include;

The American Idol: For the brain dead only.

[thanks Karen]

Knight said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the good vibrations shaking casket for "One Last Thrill."

Micky-T said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include;

The Ice Hole: A Chinese specialty.

Dana said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Trojan Magnum Condom casket, for the man who always wanted to be able to wear one!

Knight said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Snow White:
Don't leave your pets behind. We will kill and toss them in with you for no extra charge.

The Mountain Cat said...

giggity giggity goo is what Quagmire says on Family Guy. See my photo for Quagmire.

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Milli Vanilli karaoke machine model; 'Girl you know its, girl you know its, girl you know its, girl you know its,....

(Oops which one really is dead? But I am past the statute of politically incorrect limitiations right?)

Knight said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the "When you're here your dead." casket for the whole family. Inspired by Olive Garden.

*This casket is eco friendly! Save space and money. Spend eternity close to the ones you love. Real close.

Doc said...

The Ice Hole: A Chinese specialty

Someone has been reading the back issues of YJKOBT... LOL!

Bina said...

I LOVE Dana's! Now THAT is funny!

Knight said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Hugh Hefner silicone padded breast coffin. For an extra ten grand an actual playmate will attend your funeral and throw herself on your coffin screaming, "Take me! Please, take me!"

Micky-T said...

Doc- didn't have to go back to far either. I'm shocked, you guys are newbees!

Micky-T said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include;

The Newbee; If you've only just begun.

The Mountain Cat said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a coffin with absolutely no structural integrity whatsoever.

(Inside joke)

Anndi said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Monty Python model coffin which can shock relatives at the viewing when "I'm not dead yet" can be heard coming from under the closed lid.

It's only a flesh wound! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Bring out yer dead!

ROTFL!

pat said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home is the Pope Benedict XVI edition, included are swiss guards, bullet proof glass,and a Popemobile for the viewing

Bunkie said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a New England Patriots casket. The package includes complete video footage of the funeral, as well as a camcorder placed inside the casket for those who feel the need to see every little detail.

Lu' said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include _______________ .

The Just In Case model, comes with a laptop and wireless card in case they made a mistake and you can get in one more comment to YJKOBT

The boob tube model, with raised domes for all those silicone boobies out there. The life may have gone out of the woman but it hasn't left her boobies.

The cialis model, with a different placed raise in the dome for that unlucky bastard with the more than 4hr hard on.

The Glove model, for OJ Simpson

The Al Sharpton replica model, for Michael Richards, Don Imas and countless others.

Lesley said...

lmao... So where do they fit all of these caskets? There are so many good ones.. You all crack me up!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include _______________ The Nudest Casket which is made with clear glass and can be easily rotated for viewing pleasure.
Comes with the option of socks and heating for those attending and padded chairs.
Mortician's recommends the fake tan look to compliment the casket!

Talisman said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a sheep for the good ol boys, because there's nothing like your first love.

Sitting in Silence said...

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include _______________ .

Subway.. 4 less grams of fat...

Would you like a cookie with that ?