SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. - Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it. "I actually fit, because I got in here," said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.
The 67-year-old Glenwood village administrator doesn't plan on needing it anytime soon, though.
He threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin — designed in Pabst's colors of red, white and blue — with ice and his favorite brew.
Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home.
He threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin — designed in Pabst's colors of red, white and blue — with ice and his favorite brew.
Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include _______________ .
Answer as often as you wish and best answer wins the peach tomorrow morning!
-Doc
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Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include Keith Richard's formaldehyde jar.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a mini Graceland with replica "jungle room" for a big Elvis fan.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a shrine dedicated to FSU, the Carolina Panthers and Jeff Gordon.
(I had to say it before someone else did)
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include an oversized replica of a penis. They have it listed as "The Bobbit Basket"
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include Steven Tyler's tongue, made especially for Leighann.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include Doc's Peach. Everyone will have one eventually!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include Eight Belles' glue bottle.
(Too soon?)
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include Heather Mills' artificial leg, although not a big seller.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Orange guy from Yo Gabba Gabba. Now you're a party in his tummy!
Wow Leighann, It took eight comments for us to bring up Heather Mills! We are slipping. LOL
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include that Go Phone Commerical for Meatloaf's dead career.
'Let me sleep on it. Baby baby let me sleep on it.'
Someone had to bring up Heather Mills, it might as well be me!
LOL... The two things guaranteed to come up on Tuesday. Heather Mills leg and Yo Gabba Gabba !!
BTW - Vin you ain't raight about the poor horse.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a coffin for The Mountain Cat that plays John Mayer's song 'Say What You Need to Say' over and over and over and over and over and over and over and.....
LeapO'Faith turn you fucking radio off right now!!!!!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the "tank" which certified the end of Michael Dukakis' political career.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a bridge, so that Mt Cat can get over it!
Say what you need to say!
Say what you need to say!
Say what you need to say!
Say what you need to say!
Dukakis is pronouced 'Duck Carcass'.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a Viagra pill, so that men can stay in the game even after death.
I thought it was 'Do Cock Kiss'
Oops, forgot about the damn PG-13 thing again, sorry Doc.
-Donald Trump's Hair
that's just wrong LOL
Leighann, I assume you haven't heard the song yet?
Doc, Yes I know I should have left the horse alone since she died only recently. I will pick on JFK instead:
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a coffin shaped like Camelot for John F. Kennedy, Sr..
Better?
Actually the song is playing right now! Everyday at nap time I turn on a music channel. I just don't let it bother me.
:p
Call me, we'll listen to it together!
WHOOP WHOOP !!
I just got my lunch meeting for May 20th moved up to this Thursday... I am now WIDE OPEN for Peachfest !!!
Hey Vin, I posted about that John Mayer song for you yesterday on Miss Merry Sunshine's blog... but I bet you didn't see it. Hee Hee
I am liking the Donald Trump's hair thing myself. That one is for sure in the running.
Someone had to bring up Heather Mills, it might as well be me!
Considering Heather can't bring anyone else "up"...
Considering Heather can't bring anyone else "up"...
Because she is soooooo poor and neglected.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a polymerized pair of Jarrod's jeans...
Dirty mouth, TMC!! Need to get you some Orbit gum...LOL!!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include...damn I can't think of one.
Doc, remember from college?: Hey Doc, Happy birthday.
It's not my birthday...
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a Mountain Dew bottle.
If I can't drink it, I might as well be buried in it!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include sharks with frikkin' laser beams on their heads.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a grand piano complete with chandeler for those Liberace fans.
(Sorry, I am a bit nervous, it's my first time trying for a peach.)
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include that little sombrero on The Mountain Cat's head to guarantee he'll have no future sex life! Just joking buddy
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include one that looks like a bottle of Wild Turkey. "Ah screw that", the man said, "if you give me enough Wild Turkey, my body will be preserved enough that you can just drop me in the hole without a casket."
(Too tasteless??)
Welcome Robin! don't be a stranger!
LOL @ Liberace fans...
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include
a replica of a cement pillar from the new Yankee stadium complete with Red Sox jersey.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include
a voting booth. The damn primaries are taking long enough, by the time they're over I'll be dead.
Doc shut up!
Sorry I got called away from my desk...
(Too tasteless??)
Heck no... Vinny picking on the poor dead horse from the KY derby..now THAT was too tasteless. I like yours.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include one shaped as a pressure washer so Robina will feel right at home!
Other creative caskets by this funeral home include a Survivor Immunity Idol for Jeff Probst and can be burried on Excel Island if wanted.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include my office cubical. *THUD*
Sorry I got called away from my desk...
By who.... John Mayer?
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a giant Vagina for Rosie O'Donnell
Giggity giggity goo!!!
Giggity giggity goo!!!
Sorry I got called away from my desk...
By who.... John Mayer?
LMAO!!
a giant Vagina for Rosie
That bitch!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include one shaped like Mr. Met.
Okay, someone tell me what the f*ck "giggity giggity goo" is supposed to mean?
Mt Cat's mating call?
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a keg thrown by Absolutgator.
"Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a strip club theme complete with velvet ropes along the side, a brass pole in the lid and flashing stobe lights that are coordinated with the pulsating music."
How about an analogy like the ones on the SAT.
"giggity giggity goo" is to Doc as
Say what you need to say is to Mt. Cat.
Doc, I was thinking more along the lines of a finger in the ass with no lube, but I know how you like to keep it clean around here.
xoxo
I want in Jay's casket just for the atmosphere!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the McCasket where McRib is always available and you have the choice to Supersize!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include:
The American Idol Sanjaya model.
The Keanu Reeves Ex Presidents edition.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a bottle of non-specific booze so Paul Abdul always feels at home.
Christine, does the Sanjaya model include the "fauxhawk"? Cuz strategically placed, that could be fun!
Oh wait, we're still talking about caskets right?
Other caskets from this funeral home include sleek new double wides for the blue collar upper class of cients
other caskets from this funeral home include The Rocky series of Movies so they can finally find their place in this world
I must break you!
other caskets from this funeral home include,the Marly Matlin edition..(completely soundproof)
What leighann said! Finger, ass, lube! Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Monty Python model coffin which can shock relatives at the viewing when "I'm not dead yet" can be heard coming from under the closed lid.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the douchebag model for your dearly missed husband.
Other caskets made from this Funeral Home are the Cher the Final Your Edition..
Cher the Final Tour Edition
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include;
The Paris Hilton: For a very loose and sloppy fit.
The Al Pacino: For tough guys who finish last.
The Heather Mills: For bitches who want more than they deserve.
The Mountain Cat: Go out on the prowl.
I can't think of anything creative at all today. I am totally brain dead.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the green casket - guaranteed not to emit any greenhouse gasses... Al Gore has one on pre-order.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include;
The American Idol: For the brain dead only.
[thanks Karen]
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the good vibrations shaking casket for "One Last Thrill."
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include;
The Ice Hole: A Chinese specialty.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Trojan Magnum Condom casket, for the man who always wanted to be able to wear one!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Snow White:
Don't leave your pets behind. We will kill and toss them in with you for no extra charge.
giggity giggity goo is what Quagmire says on Family Guy. See my photo for Quagmire.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Milli Vanilli karaoke machine model; 'Girl you know its, girl you know its, girl you know its, girl you know its,....
(Oops which one really is dead? But I am past the statute of politically incorrect limitiations right?)
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the "When you're here your dead." casket for the whole family. Inspired by Olive Garden.
*This casket is eco friendly! Save space and money. Spend eternity close to the ones you love. Real close.
The Ice Hole: A Chinese specialty
Someone has been reading the back issues of YJKOBT... LOL!
I LOVE Dana's! Now THAT is funny!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Hugh Hefner silicone padded breast coffin. For an extra ten grand an actual playmate will attend your funeral and throw herself on your coffin screaming, "Take me! Please, take me!"
Doc- didn't have to go back to far either. I'm shocked, you guys are newbees!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include;
The Newbee; If you've only just begun.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a coffin with absolutely no structural integrity whatsoever.
(Inside joke)
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include the Monty Python model coffin which can shock relatives at the viewing when "I'm not dead yet" can be heard coming from under the closed lid.
It's only a flesh wound! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Bring out yer dead!
ROTFL!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home is the Pope Benedict XVI edition, included are swiss guards, bullet proof glass,and a Popemobile for the viewing
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a New England Patriots casket. The package includes complete video footage of the funeral, as well as a camcorder placed inside the casket for those who feel the need to see every little detail.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include _______________ .
The Just In Case model, comes with a laptop and wireless card in case they made a mistake and you can get in one more comment to YJKOBT
The boob tube model, with raised domes for all those silicone boobies out there. The life may have gone out of the woman but it hasn't left her boobies.
The cialis model, with a different placed raise in the dome for that unlucky bastard with the more than 4hr hard on.
The Glove model, for OJ Simpson
The Al Sharpton replica model, for Michael Richards, Don Imas and countless others.
lmao... So where do they fit all of these caskets? There are so many good ones.. You all crack me up!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include _______________ The Nudest Casket which is made with clear glass and can be easily rotated for viewing pleasure.
Comes with the option of socks and heating for those attending and padded chairs.
Mortician's recommends the fake tan look to compliment the casket!
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include a sheep for the good ol boys, because there's nothing like your first love.
Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include _______________ .
Subway.. 4 less grams of fat...
Would you like a cookie with that ?
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