Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 5/27/2008

Believe it or not it's already Tuesday again. That means word game time kiddies. I figured it has been a little while since we dealt with either weird laws or the State of Louisiana so lets go there this week. Give this article a read because it involves both! I am quite sure that our crew can come up with some other odd laws that could possibly be on the books in Louisiana. I have heard that New Orleans has it's own set of laws anyway. Complete the following news article with an off the wall law:

HOUMA, La. - Police in this town wouldn't cut a break for a barber who ran afoul of an obscure law barring him from working Sundays and Mondays.
Clyde Scott had opened his shop May 19 just to trim up a few students getting ready for their graduation ceremony when an officer gave him a citation.
A law on the books in Houma for decades bars barbers from working Sundays, Mondays, any of several holidays and even the day after Labor Day.
"I didn't know it existed," said Scott, 32, who has owned Clippas barbershop for about two years. "It's crazy."

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

As always answer as often as you like in the form of a comment and the best answer wins a "Peach" tomorrow morning.

-Doc

69 comments:

Lu' said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

Alligator relief law: When taking your 'gator for a walk, you must clean up after it relieves itself.

Doc said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include the banning of Super Bowl appearances by the New Orleans Saints

Lu' said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

You may not name any child Jambalaya, it's a food not a persons name. You may however refer to your man as Crawdaddy when calling him into the house for a little somethin' somethin'

Doc said...

ROTFL @ LU's Jambalaya comment....

Hey can you name a girl étouffée ??

Lu' said...

I don't know what that means, but I think you could is she is a hooker and likes the color hot pink and faux fur.

Leighann said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

If you help Brad Pitt build a house, he and Angelina will name one of their children after you.

Leighann said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

You may not wear alligator skin boots to church.

Doc said...

It's another Creole dish...and yeah I can see a hooker named étouffée!

Doc said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include you may not build a city under sea level... Whoops they already did that.

Leighann said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

Roadkill may no longer be stuffed and displayed in your home, or used in recipes.

Lu' said...

Doc, I think she also has a standard poodle for a pet and she dies her fur pink. She calls it Parish Hilton.

Lu' said...

sorry "dyes"

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

When using road kill for clothing you must remove the heads.

Leighann said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

Leighann may have her way with Harry Connick Jr. every Tuesday at Noon.

Doc said...

She calls it Parish Hilton.

Oh my you are kiling me over here!!!

Lu' said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

Persons with protetic limbs, naming no names of course, must declare this prior to entry into the State. We can't have any blame falsely being put on our 'gators.

Doc said...

Leighann.... HEY! Tuesdays at noon means Word Game time, have Harry some other day at noon...LOL!

Lu' said...

Little known fact, they call their hookers Pelicans after the state bird because the lower portion of a pelican's pouch can be greatly extended.

Doc said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include the banning of the games Guitar Hero and Rock Band.

Leighann said...

Doc, don't you think that there's ONE good thing about Guitar Hero and Rock Band?? That one thing being the fact that kids are exposed to an array of music they might not otherwise be exposed to?

:P

Leighann said...

Please, I can play word game and take care of Harry at the same time. I'm that damn good!

Leighann said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

Characters on children's television shows may not, in any way, resemble adult pleasure devices.

Leighann said...

By the way, why are we the only 3 playing today??

Doc said...

Doc, don't you think that there's ONE good thing about Guitar Hero and Rock Band??

Hmmmmm Lemme think about it... Um NO!

The music isn't even real. It's like digitized or something and sounds all fuzzy but yes, people may get to hear a fake made up version of a song that an artist slaved over for years to write which is now reduced to a "score" over how many clicky buttons you can press in a row. Hopefully it would make them want to hear how it REALLY sounds... but I doubt it.

Doc said...

By the way, why are we the only 3 playing today??

Does that make it a threesome?


(whoops did I just go out of PG-13?)

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Hi. Extrememly busy today. I will check back in later.....

Lu' said...

Then that would make Mt Cat a voyeur.

Leighann said...

Okay Doc, I concede. I didn't know the music was sucky. I've never seen the games played, only the advertised versions.

Leighann said...

WOW! Lookit how quickly Mt Cat POPPED UP at the mention of a threesome!

Doc, I think Lu and I should get some special glazed peaches for our extraordinary efforts today!

:D

Leighann said...

Lu, let's just hope he's not covered head to toe in bacon grease!

Doc said...

HA!!

I think our peeps are still in slow motion from the holiday. Heck I forgot today was Tuesday and we needed a word game until about 10 am.

:p

As American as Apple Pie said...

Ewwww @ the glazed peaches! I know what you were thinking Leighann!

As American as Apple Pie said...

I got nothing right now. Maybe later. Today is a crazy busy day since I'll be gone tomorrow and most of Th.

Lu' said...

Peeled, honey glazed and all shiney like!

Leighann said...

Apple, get your mind out of my gutter! *snicker*

Lu' said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

Bacon grease may not be used aa a body moistureizer or lubricating agent. It's for fryin' cornpone dag nabbit.

Lu' said...

Speaking of Dag, it's a shame he lost the election last year after being caught in a compromising position with some shrimp.

Doc said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include one that was proposed but shot down in the state legislature for the banning of boobs for beads.

Lu' said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

They did however pass the law prohibiting the solicitation of boobs for beads during any other time except for Mardi Gras. It was just getting out of hand. Boobies were flashing here there and every where. There is a large movement to repeal that recently enacted law.

Lu' said...

I have flashed mine for a train and for bikers but never for beads.

Knight said...

Rock Band Again? Preach it Doc!

Doc said...

Dadgummitt I missed that train Lu :(

BTW - I always knew I liked you Knight!

WNG said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

There will be NO MAKING G TRY TO BE CLEVER WHILE SHE IS HUNGOVER. It's just wrong. I need at least one day to recover from a three day weekend!

In other news - lu' is still crazy funny:)

Lu' said...

Doc, it was a long time ago when they and I were more perky :) The train was in Laguna Niguel, http://www.moonamtrak.org/ Obviously I flashed more than my boobies *blush*

Lu' said...

Doc, I forgot to mention that étouffée's pimp would be named Catahoula. His Mom named him after the State dog, the Catahoula Leopard. Strange how at birth she knew he'd grow up to be a dog. Just adding more texture to the story.

Doc said...

There will be NO MAKING G TRY TO BE CLEVER WHILE SHE IS HUNGOVER. It's just wrong. I need at least one day to recover from a three day weekend!

I told ya'll some of my peeps were in slow motion today! BTW - you are fine G. I am glad you had a fun time with Mama G!

Doc said...

ROTFL @ Lu's "mooning"

Lu' said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include __________________ .

No mooning will be allowed in an attempt to get bigger and more shiney beads.

Karen said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include using anythin less that 151 Rum in your Hurricane.

Doc said...

Karen... That law might actually be on the books!

Leone de Mountain said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include mandatory registration of your tooth. 25 cent charge for each additional tooth.

Leone de Mountain said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include blaming George Bush for not preventing Hurricane Katrina.

Micky-T said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include: You can't change your name at a whim whenever you feel like it!

Leone de Mountain said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include enforcing strippers to give men a happy ending.

Vin, NC-17!! NC-17!!

Doc said...

I am all about that law Mic

Karen said...

I felt bad about "going there" with the Katrina jokes. LOL

NuLuSuFu said...

Right on Micky-t

Cammy said...

Odd Louisiana Laws . . .

In the town of Kentwood, unless impaired or infirmed, it is illegal to stay in a seated position during the playing of "Oops, I did it Again."

étouffée said...

Unless of course you were sitting on some one...

Doc said...

This person named "Cammy" is clever...

Leone de Mountain said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include comp rooms and meals for anyone named Monteleone who stay at the Monteleone Hotel in New Orleans.

K-Fed said...

You could sit if you were her baby's daddy.

Jay said...

"Other odd laws in Louisiana include whenever boiling crawdads, the chef MUST wear an apron that says "Cajun Nightmare" on it and has a drawing of Crawdads stuffing people into a pot of boiling water and smacking it with a spoon while yelling "Y'ALL GET BACK IN THERE!"



"Other odd laws in Louisiana include It's only legal to drink and drive if you have BOTH a hooker AND a loaded weapon in your car with you."

Jay said...

True Louisiana Law:

My sister went to LaTech in Ruston and they weren't allowed to have sorority houses there because there was a city ordinance that declared any house where more than four females lived was by law a brothel.

Seriously.

Cammy said...

K-fed would be safe. I think he falls into the "impaired" category.

Dianne said...

Odd law in Louisiana: all words must be pronounced as though they have at least 2 syllables. i.e. - My = Mah-eye

associated law - if you complete a sentence in less than 3 minutes you are not allowed to speak in public for 10 days. NYers are double fined.

Cammy said...

In Louisiana, there is a $5 fine for improper disposal of ritualistic voodoo sacrafices.

Sitting in Silence said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana inlcude....

It is illegal to look at a moose from a plane, it will sned you blind...

Do they have moose over there Ha Ha..

Sitting in Silence said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include..

It is illegal to imitate an animal....

Sitting in Silence said...

Other odd laws in Louisiana include...

Do not drive a car while asleep or when wearing your house coat !