I love rock and pop music. But what the hell are they saying sometimes???
The Top Ten Misheard Song Lyrics:
10. Ground control to Mao Tse-tung (Space Oddity by David Bowie)
The Top Ten Misheard Song Lyrics:
10. Ground control to Mao Tse-tung (Space Oddity by David Bowie)
9. My mama said canary love, you'll just have to wait. (Can't Hurry Love the Phil Collins version).
8. Platform dickheads, restless anals, goodbye you hoes. (White Room by Cream)
7. Save a whale save a whale save a whale. (Sail Away by Enya).
6. My love for you will still be strong after the poison summer has gone. (Boys of Summer by Don Henley)
5. Take your pants down, and make it happen! (Flashdance (Oh What a Feeling) by Irene Cara)
4. Homos is all we are, homos is all we are, homos is all we are... (All Apologies by Nirvana)
3. It doesn't matter what they say, in the jealous games people play, hey hey hey, Alex the seal. (Our Lips are Sealed by The Go-Go's)
2. Last night I dreamt of some A-holes. (La Isla Bonita by Madonna)
1. Buddy you're a young man hard man, shoutin in the street gonna take on the world some day. You got blood on your face, you big disgrace, wavin' your bladder all over the place. We will we will rock you! Sing it, ta! (We Will Rock You by Queen)
Want a Lion Kiss?
Any others?
Doc, I saved the best one for you....
Happy Friday
- The Mountain Cat
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"Climb every woman" (I'm Ever Woman - Whitney Houston)
Hey I'm first this week! Usually I'm #100 or so.
"Honus Wagner was a Pittsburgh Pirate ohhh" Pearl Jam Yellow Ledbetter... Who knows what the real lyrics are..but I made that line up and it literally made Mt. Cat fall down in the floor laughing!
"There's a bathroom on the right" Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
Hey Talisman... That is so famous that he actually sings that line in concert now. I thought it was a fluke the first time but the second time I saw him 2 years ago he said it again..... and he also sings it that way on the live album "Premonition"
Cool huh??
"I'm a little man and I'm oh so evil, also into cats. Also into cats!" Fall Out Boy, Arms Dealer
for those who don't know it's supposed to be
"I'm a leading man and the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate."
I like the cats version better.
"I am a Rock... I am an onion" S&G (I am a rock I am an island)
"Hit me, Baby. From Behind." Britney Spears early classic
HAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA thats great Karen...
"Looking for a lover who won't blow my brother..." Eagles, Take It Easy.
I am trying to get my whole office on this now. This is great topic for reader recruitment. :)
Pretty much the entire song What's the Frequency Kenneth by REM. Mt. Cat and I spent an afternoon listening and arguing and laughing trying to get the lyrics right on this one... (thats before the internet and the ability to look it up) We had some wacky misheard lyrics to that one!!
"Richard said withdrawal in disgust is not the same as apathy"... is the correct line you don't even want to know what I thought Mike Stipe said. LOL
I am trying to get my whole office on this now. This is great topic for reader recruitment. :)
Please do... the more the merrier.
Thanks everyone for your comments.
I am a bit busy at work :(
I will join y'all again later.
- TMC
This isn't that funny. But when my daughter, now 12, was 4, I listened to AC/DC all the time. One of my fav's was Dirty Deeds. She ALWAYS sang,
"Dirty Deeds, Not No Cheese!"
Not matter WHAT I told her, she would sing it like that!
'Break my balls makin' love to you. I got to be your lover, have mercy' - To Be a Lover by Billy Idol
"Red-eye Love"
Golden Earring, Radar Love
'They were all impressed, with your wholesome breasts' - Big Shot by Billy Joel
There's a lady who's short and glitter with gold and she's buying a Seven Eleven. - Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" - Jimi Hendrix
(somebody had to post it)
Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove
aka
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
Gotta love Robert Palmer!
<----product of the 80s
Robert Palmer
Addicted To Love
"Might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove."
J. Geils Band
Centerfold
"My anus is the center hole."
R.E.M.
Losing My Religion
"Let's pee in the corner,
Let's pee in the spotlight."
Chumbawamba
Tubthumping
"I get knocked up, then I get down again"
Queen
Bohemian Rhapsody
"The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee...."
Just a few...
Blinded by the light-
I always sing "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche"
My dad caught me singing it and corrected me that it was "Blinded by the light, reved up like a duece"
I was pretty embarrased when he corrected me!
Doc, they have a whole sight called Kiss This Guy of misheard lyrics. I used to have the book they published.
This was my kid's fav screw up for years...
Savage Garden, I Want You
"Like a chicken cherry cola"
ONCE, THERE WAS A GIIIIRRRLLLL WHO....
soory Doc I don't have the guts to finish it....LOL
Knight... I saw that before... I had to post that one!
Mamma Bear... you mean it's not chicken cherry cola?? LOL
When I was little I used to sing this one to my grandpa...
You Light Up My Life
"You Light up my life
You give me home
To marry Juan
You light up my dreams
And fill my nights
With John."
Hey, was only 6 years old, and I have no idea who Juan and John were either, but they have this on tape.
ONCE, THERE WAS A GIIIIRRRLLLL WHO....
soory Doc I don't have the guts to finish it....LOL
Mt. Cat... Thats NOT a misheard lyric. That was a parody lyric. The misleard lyric from that song is "head lice fell all over the floor"
Can anyone guess what song we are talking about?
actually it's "head lice fell all over the church floor"
'Crazy. And that's how it go-oes. Millions of people, living as ho-o-o-oes'
- Crazy Tain by OZZY!
I believe the children are our future. Beat them well and let them lead the way. - The Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston We Have a Problem.
My co-workers are lame and none of them will post on here. But one of them suggested this...
"And you come to me on submarine..."
BeeGees "How Deep is Your Love"
It made me laugh.
"Once there was this girl who..." That's a Crash Test Dummies song with the mmmm mmmm mmm mmm but I can't think of the name. Damn!
Knight, The name of the song IS Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm! LOL
dirty deeds and the dunder chief
in one of her songs Chaka Khan would repeat her name to a dance beat.
Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan ...
My son always swore she was singing
Chuck E Cheese, Chuck E Cheese
If you wanna be my lover you've gotta get with my friends, making love together our friendship will never end. If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give....
(Wannabe.. Spice Girls)
There was something in the stars that night, they shined so bright Fernando, they were waiting there for you and me, for lunch and tea Fernando.
(Abba)
Creedence Clearwater Revival Bad Moon Rising. I always thought this Theres a bad moon on the rise. Was there's a bathroom on the right.
"Hope your city voted for you" - "Hopelessly devoted to you" from Grease.
"And the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me."
Alanis Morrissette 'You Oughta Know'
"Hamish, the Tamborine Man"
Bob Dylan
Slow-moving Walter, the fire engine guy"
Smoke on the Water
Deep Purple
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